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Kausta , to science_memes in Pandas

You havent seen anything until you need to put a 4.2gb gzipped csv into a pandas dataframe, which works without any issues I should note.

thisfro ,

I raise you thousands of gzipped files (total > 20GB) combined into one dataframe. Frankly, my work laptop did not like it all that much. But most basic operations still worked fine tho

QuizzaciousOtter ,

I really don’t think that’s a lot either. Nowadays we routinely process terabytes of data.

Kausta ,

Yeah, it was just a simple example. Although using just pandas (without something like dask) for loading terabytes of data at once into a single dataframe may not be the best idea, even with enough memory.

whotookkarl ,
@whotookkarl@lemmy.world avatar

It’s good to see the occult is still alive and well

Got_Bent , to mildlyinfuriating in This scam is approved and doesn't go against Google's policies

Send the scam a hundred bucks, lose it, sue Google for fraudulent endorsement.

(Yes yes, this wouldn’t work in the real world against Google’s legions of lawyers, but I like the thought exercise)

Stovetop ,

Eh, they might settle in exchange for an NDA to avoid bad press.

667 ,
@667@lemmy.radio avatar

Here’s the $0.03 for your individual class settlement.

CosmicTurtle0 ,

$100 is small claims territory. Most jurisdictions, it’s against the rules to hire an attorney and must be represented by someone who has the authority to make a settlement.

Riven ,
@Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

What are the odds they send a “manager” who has that authority and they just ‘happen’ to be a lawyer? Also, would that be legal? I don’t see why it wouldn’t as they could just claim they are there in their capacity as a manager.

HubertManne , to science_memes in Suffering

I really not sure about that last paragraph of the premise shot. I think the top is finite suffering for finite deaths but infinite individuals and then the bottom is finite suffering for infinite deaths of finite individuals. Honestly it sorta seems like the deaths are the suffering or at least part and parsel with it so I think it finite suffering/death for infinite individuals or infinite suffering/death for finite individuals.

elucubra , to science_memes in Boopable

wait until you hear about saltwater crocodiles en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saltwater_crocodile

EherNicht , to memes in If you beat *THIS* mission, you probably are a gaming God

Based tutorial

saltesc , to science_memes in Suffering

Everyone overlooking the rigorous maintenance required on the trolley. There will need to be several seamless swap outs each day with cleaning and engineering crews to keep the trolley, tracks, and grounds around running in a fulfilling order. And probably some ovens.

Honytawk ,

We are overlooking it, because it isn’t part of the hypothetical.

Otherwise we would also be discussing the logistics of tying infinite people to the train tracks, or the regeneration speed of human bodies.

It is either finite suffering for infinite people, or infinite suffering for finite people. Which implies the train to keep working for infinity.

saltesc , (edited )

“We”? Who’s “we”?

All the other “experts” that failed to realise either option cannot occur indefinitely without a good limb clean out every now and then?

You can imply what you like, but the meme diagram is very clear and should be taken light-heartedly very seriously. Especially since it’s the Trolley Problem scenario.

lvxferre , to nostupidquestions in Help me understand littering
@lvxferre@mander.xyz avatar

People - everyone, including you and me - don’t think before most of their acts. And a lot of bad habits boils down to conditioning or lack of.

That’s likely the case for littering: they do it without thinking, justification, or reasoning. “I got some trash, I don’t want it, so I throw it on the ground.”

Klear ,

I’M AN ADULT!

MeowZedong , to asklemmy in What has been the worst church service you have ever attended?
@MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Went to a wedding and the pastor’s pre-ceremony sermon was fire and brimstone followed by a rant about how it was God who gave him the right to marry, not the state. Lots of stuff about the wife being subservient to the husband and acting as his servant. The deep state government was being controlled by a satanists who call themselves secular humanists. Marriage can only happen between a man and a woman and the state was defiling marriage by allowing gays to marry, but it wasn’t real marriage according to God. Some really wacky stuff to talk about at a celebration. Killed the mood.

Turns out my friends had joined one of those extreme, right-wing cults and this was their normal pastor. This group was worse than any of the usual bad actors and interacting with any of their congregation was weird. We fell out of touch for some reason.

tetris11 ,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

Reminds me of my great aunt’s funeral.

So I come from a muslim(ish?) background, but no one in my family or extended family goes to mosque or anything, or says “selam aleykum” everytime we meet (we just say “merhabalar” (i.e. ‘hello’)). It’s just a cultural thing. Most cultural christians want a priest at a funeral, and most cultural muslims want an imam.

Anyway, back to my great aunt’s funeral. The imam was there, doing the prayer in arabic because that’s what you do, even though no one could understand what he was saying. At one point however, he switched to a language that we could understand, and it was very clear he was telling us that we were bad people and bad muslims for not attending mosque, and that our aunt will pay the consequences of our failings.

Needless to say, at the next few funerals we went with a different imam. A nicer one. One who understands that religion is not a key aspect of many people’s lives, but that spirituality in times of distress can be a great comfort.

cheesymoonshadow ,
@cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world avatar

That first imam, kicking the family while y’all were already down. :/

narc0tic_bird , to linux in The least happy computer users: Those running Arch Linux & Firefox

This is one of those correlation != causation things, hm?

It might be more a case of the “average” Arch user being more sensitive to small quirks/bugs or certain defaults. Arch is at least comparatively unbiased, which might be why these users pick Arch in the first place.

I would personally agree with where Arch is because I prefer a distribution that mostly works out of the box and already made a lot of the decisions for me that I don’t want to be bothered with. I do still customize quite a few elements to my (sometimes very specific) liking, but I also like that I don’t have to do anything when it comes to configuring my disk layout, or configuring zram, or install and configure fwupd or other packages that kind of just make sense to have.

But I don’t really see why Arch users can’t be as happy with their choice as I am with mine, unless the only reason they “use Arch btw” is that they think that’s unironically something to brag about (or peer pressure, but that shouldn’t be a thing I hope).

superkret OP , (edited )

This is just fun with statistics. I don’t think your Linux distro has a big impact on your overall happiness in life, but of course you can order the results by any parameter you like.
Often, it’s a third factor that influences both, in this case probably age, which influences happiness and distro choice.
Or maybe having the time and inclination to install Arch correlates with being in a bad place in your life right now.
I know I was tinkering with Linux all day when I was procrastinating and locked away in my room for days.

TimeSquirrel ,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.melroy.org avatar

in this case probably age

Arch: for the young'uns with some fire left in them that just discovered open source and want to stick it to M$ and show off in front of friends.

Debian: When those people grow up and start having to do actual work on their computers...

I went through that cycle over the last 25 years. Thought I was hot shit running Slackware on a ThinkPad 380 when all my friends were on Windows 98. Then I got better things to do than running configure scripts all day and tweaking the UI yet again.

Bitrot ,
@Bitrot@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I installed Gentoo on an already ancient IBM Thinkpad with a Pentium 100. It had to use Debian boot floppies to kick off the installation process.

I don’t think I’d do that today.

superkret OP ,

I run Slackware because I got better things to do than configure my system.
The installation was a bit more involved than Debian cause you have to set up grub and install flatpak yourself, but then it just sits there, works and never really changes, which is nice.
It’s designed to not surprise you and let you do with it whatever you want, including nothing.

myersguy ,

As a user of Debian and Arch: I don’t know how to feel

RiikkaTheIcePrincess ,
@RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social avatar

having the time and inclination to install Arch correlates with being in a bad place in your life right now.

True for me. I’m using Arch because I don’t have a system that can run Gentoo ;P

Actually I’ve oscillated between the two for many years. Every few years I switch to the other one and enjoy it for a few. … Only, now I’m stuck on a laptop that would melt if I tried to put Gentoo on it v.v I hope some day I will have a real computer again v.v Among other things 😅 😞

pewpew , to mildlyinfuriating in This scam is approved and doesn't go against Google's policies
@pewpew@feddit.it avatar

That’s why you need adblock

saltesc ,

But then I’ll miss out on all the life-enriching ads!

Malix ,
@Malix@sopuli.xyz avatar

I can’t believe the amount of hot singles in %LOCATION_NAME% near me!

Rhynoplaz ,

Hello friend! I am also live in %LOCATION_NAME%! Send me your phone number and mother’s maiden name so we can be friend!

Malix ,
@Malix@sopuli.xyz avatar

3, Robert"; DROP TABLE *; –

Rhynoplaz ,

Oh, little Bobby Tables always fucking with my databases!

pewpew ,
@pewpew@feddit.it avatar

A good friend always shares his credit card info 🤗

possiblylinux127 ,
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ImplyingImplications , to science_memes in Engineers vs Physicists

I work in manufacturing. The engineers at my plant think everything works like it does on their computer screens. I had one of them tell me the mix needs exactly 248.73kg of a product and they were shocked when I told them we just add five 50kg bags and don’t actually weigh out 248.73kg.

Bakkoda ,

Ask them if they know what SUPAC is and when they say no just shake your head and mumble “fuckin engineers” and never explain it to them.

Scale up post approval changes allow you that 10% variance in non active ingredients.

ImplyingImplications ,

I just pointed out that our scales are only accurate to 0.5kg. How did he think we were measuring out 0.73kg when our scales don’t have that amount of accuracy? If anything I thought an engineer would know about significant digits!

Soulfulginger ,

The funny thing is, the very first thing engineers learn in almost any class is significant figures and to make sure an answer makes sense in a real life scenario. Obviously not everyone is the same in terms of how they apply things, but engineers are definitely taught not to do stuff like that

variants ,

Engineers that make things make sense in real life scenarios cost too much

Bakkoda ,

As a contract process engineer with quality background/certs, I 100% agree. I charge stupid money.

MNByChoice ,

The engineers need a “factory day”. They spend a day trying to do the work they specify and it all gets tossed at the end of the day. They learn the scale is off, shit comes in 50 kg bags, and temperatures vary.

The factory guys could have an office day to learn about the paperwork and money.

Send both groups to do something fun after.

Sc00ter ,

When I was a coop (intern), and I’d run out of work assigned to me, I’d head down to the floor or a lab and just talked to people. In 6 months, I knew more about the process than people who had been there years

Bakkoda ,

I used to run large batch bulks where the load cells were only 0.5kgs and we had “aquired” a product that was in good old English standard measurements and even they converted it, they didn’t even attempt to round/floor/ceiling/common sense.

I put in purchase orders for enough equipment to get it done the way they wanted. We adjusted the batch scale accordingly.

Aceticon ,

I can tell you they’re not Electronics Engineers.

Electronics Engineers are like “we have to design this so that it can handle a power source whose voltage can be between +5% and -20% of what it says on the box” or “assume the resistance of your resistors, the capacitance of your capacitors and the inductance of your inductors can be randomly off by up to 10% plus it changes with temperature”.

I switched from Physics to EE at Uni and it went from “these formulas represent the world” to “here is the empirically measured curve of gain vs temperature (were the difference between extremes is over 1000%) of a common transistor you’ll have to use”.

Maybe it’s the area within Engineering or maybe Engineers get taught differently over there, but at least half of my degree was about dealing with how the real world deviates from the “purity” of Mathematical Formulas.

ryannathans ,

Lol tell me about it, only half the time there’s no datasheet and you have to kill them until you work out how the little fuckers work

Sc00ter ,

Thats just the difference between a good engineer and a bad engineer. A good engineer designs things around how others are going to use them, and the design with tolerance. They would have known you use 50kg bags, and realized that’s what you’re going to do.

In my field, we know people are gonna put things together with a hammer if it’s too tight, so if it’s intentionally a tight fit, we make it so there’s no room to swing a hammer

ryannathans ,

The amount left over/wasted across the five bags is probably approximately 1.27kg so it all works out

BugleFingers ,

Oh design engineers will make something absolutely functional… In theory, but the people on the manufacturing floor are scratching their head looking at a print for a perfectly hollow sphere with no blends, hole, seams, or affixes made from a single piece of steel going WTF guys? (This is an exaggeration ofc)

_stranger_ ,

rotomolded steel sphere you say…

BugleFingers ,

Well I did say steel so centrifugal casting may be more appropriate since rotomolded is typically a resin. However it still leaves machining to be done.

Though all this was mainly meant to be in a CNC machine shop setting where neither of those are options, hence the exaggerated impossibility of creating it

lvxferre , to mildlyinfuriating in This scam is approved and doesn't go against Google's policies
@lvxferre@mander.xyz avatar

Reporting scams to Google is a waste of your time. If the company has any sort of manual review of the reports (I have my doubts), odds are that the review happens only if an item is reported by multiple people, and that the reviewers don’t spend more than five whole seconds checking it.

MNByChoice ,

It smells of contractor (and subcontractor) work. At some point someone with very little latitude is reading poorly phrased directions.

Xeroxchasechase ,

You mean underpaid slave work in a third world country?

corsicanguppy ,

More like underpaid contractor in an at-will American state.

kersploosh ,
@kersploosh@sh.itjust.works avatar

“Latitude” can mean freedom of choice, or scope of work, rather than position on the Earth. I think he’s saying that it looks like the work of some low-level employee just doing what they’re told without thinking much about it.

corsicanguppy ,

A friend worked at one of these shady contractor houses google uses.

Your 5 seconds isn’t too far off, but add in a crusty failomatic gig time-clock taking 53 seconds to start your one-minute task timer, and you’re there.

TrickDacy , (edited )

And if you mention in a review that a business did something illegal they will silently hide your review from the public but still show it to you if you’re logged in. Happened to me once. Confirmed my theory by removing the word “illegal” and it showed back up in a few minutes in my private tab.

edit: lol someone downvoted this.

superkret , to science_memes in Breast Cancer

Why do I still have to work my boring job while AI gets to create art and look at boobs?

SomeGuy69 ,
@SomeGuy69@lemmy.world avatar

Because life is suffering and machines dream of electric sheeps.

magic_lobster_party ,

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe.

Empricorn ,

I dream of boobs.

lilja , to piracy in Fallacies of Youtube
@lilja@lemmy.ml avatar

I watch a stupid amount of YouTube so I pay for YouTube Premium. I wish that meant I could have premium features like disabling shorts, disabling those annoying themed sections that keep popping up (right now it’s the olympic games), a search function that actually searches for what I want instead of shoving more suggested videos in my face, and changing every “not now” button into “don’t ever ask again”.

Despite the fact that I’m a voracious consumer of YoutTube videos and a long-time paying customer, I have to accept that I am not the target audience. They want passive users who endlessly watch whatever gets put in front of them so that they never leave the app. If there was a respectful alternative that worked well with iOS and AppleTV I’d gladly pay for that instead.

nfsm ,

I also pay for it and watch it on my android TV. And I completely agree with you. But for now it’s my main source of TV and I mainly follow channels I subscribe. I don’t listen to music on YT, i do follow some live music channels

antipiratgruppen ,

Have a look at SmartTube. You’ll have to transfer the apk to your AndroidTV and sideload it.

Krauerking ,

Yeah I have paid for YouTube Red since it was YouTube Red.

I’m pretty sure they don’t want want me anymore cause they have made my whole experience worse and trying to get more and more money and attention out of me.

I really should stop paying too but they are literally making it so there is no alternative and I hate paying on patreon but watching on YouTube with ads

Max_P , to selfhosted in Looking for a crossplatform backup solution over https
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Any S3-compatible object storage solution would do, plus it’s immensely used in enterprise so a lot of software supports backing up to S3 objects. Operates entirely over HTTPS.

beeng ,

Garage is a self hostable s3 compatible bucket

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