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nolefan33 , to asklemmy in What has been the worst church service you have ever attended?

I have clear memories of the pastor at my parents’ church talking about how the gay agenda’s next steps were legalizing bestiality and pedophilia. Probably would’ve been somewhere around 2014-2015. Looking back, it was absolutely the beginning of the end of me having anything to do with religion, so maybe it’s actually the best sermon I ever sat through.

BCsven ,

…day eet dah poopoo

MeatStiq , to memes in If you beat *THIS* mission, you probably are a gaming God

This shit was SOOO hard!

Sludgehammer ,
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I honestly had to use a Gameshark code to get past it.

Bishma , to nostupidquestions in How do you search Lemmy?
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Kagi’s “Fediverse Forums” lens.

TORFdot0 , to asklemmy in What has been the worst church service you have ever attended?

When we were young and first married, my wife and I decided to try a church that we had saw online. The website and name made it seem like it would be alright and more modern thinking. We were wrong.

We pull up and the church building is a double wide trailer, a congregation of about 30 people. The preacher appears to be in his 70s.

He sees that he has guests and singles us out and puts us on the spot to introduce ourselves to whole congregation. He never refers to my wife by her name instead just calling her “Wife”. He prays for us multiple times during the service and bring us up during the sermon. (Still just referring to us as TORFdot0 and wife)

Speaking of the sermon, he begins the sermon talking about the gay democrat agenda and how the gays are ruining God’s institution of marriage and how it will soon be illegal to be married to a woman. This gets an audible sigh from the ladies in the front row.

He also preached to cherish our Bible before the black socialist devil in the white house takes them from us.

He compared the Bible to an old hound dog and started barking for going on two minutes. It’s like a dog because it warns us of things to come.

After what seems like an eternity of a sermon, he invites the kids up to the alter for some “Hallelujah” Candy (it’s the Sunday before Halloween). One child takes a second handful of candy and the elderly pastor chastises him and then bends him over his knee and starts spanking him in front of the congregation.

Needless to say we did not give that church a second visit.

pseudonym ,

I don’t know why but the more I read of your story, the more the pastor turned into Baby Billy in my mind. Perfect match.

TriPolarBearz ,

it warns us of things to come

Ezekiel 23:20

She lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose semen was like that of horses.

NauticalNoodle ,

Next time I’d recommend reporting them to the IRS for promoting political activity.

Mirshe ,

They likely won’t do anything. The IRS is extremely gun shy about enforcing that doctrine ever since the Church of Scientology thing.

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S , to asklemmy in Voice Chat as an Optional Alternative of Comments and Replies
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Sounds like a huge feature creep that would require many more developers, specifically those with experience in audio software development and low-latency content delivery. Plus, Matrix practically has this feature.

Rhynoplaz , to memes in If you beat *THIS* mission, you probably are a gaming God

Was there more to the game than this?

HotWheelsVroom OP ,
SnotFlickerman , to memes in If you beat *THIS* mission, you probably are a gaming God
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I cut my teeth on Interstate 76.

cupcakezealot , to mildlyinfuriating in Youtube's web UX team is a joke.
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web 1.0 was superior; it was all downhill from there.

lurch ,

You can still make sites like that and they will work and also load faster.

skuzz ,

But, for that to work, as a company, you have to actually care about the user. Shareholders and project goals are what they care about. Well. Mostly shareholders.

lurch ,

I’m a shareholder and I don’t have the feeling the companies I own stock of care much about me. I have the feeling they care most about the CEOs, which are usually some rich friends of the companies founders. We can vote on the CEOs pay though, but the options are limited. If we don’t agree with them pocketing all the money, they can just run the company into the ground until our stock is worthless.

skuzz ,

You’re not Paul Singer screwing up Southwest. forbes.com/…/southwest-assigned-seats-red-eye-fli…

intensely_human ,

This is why you don’t go public.

Davel23 , to asklemmy in What has been the worst church service you have ever attended?

I was raised religion-free, my mother didn't push any beliefs on me (one of the few things she did right) so I grew up as a natural atheist. One Easter when I was very young, I don't remember how young precisely but I was probably 10 or younger, one of our neighbor families offered to take me to church for Mass. I guess they thought they were going to save my soul or something. My mother left the decision up to me. Now, in my mind Easter was bunnies and candy and egg hunts and all that good stuff so hell yes, I wanted to go. I don't know what I expected but what I definitely didn't expect was sitting quietly on an uncomfortable bench for (what seemed like to me) four hours while some guy talked at me. If I wasn't an atheist before that would have sealed the deal.

Lost_My_Mind , to lemmyshitpost in Oof

More like Shawn Micheals reflexs! That coward Marty Janetty just jumped through the barber shop window to get away!!!

kalessin , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in I drew the Mexico states by memory

That’s ASIA ya doofus!

match , to pics in South Korea sent a fully-kitted out player for the Olympic shooting. Turkey sent an 51 yr old guy with no specialized lenses, eye cover or ear protection and got the silver medal
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important: the gold medalist for women’s shooting (who is also south korean) looks like she took the shot right before running to class with toast in her mouth

pistoleer woman with straight black hair and big thick glasses

Evotech ,

Tag still on th glasses /s

Cosmos7349 , to mildlyinfuriating in Youtube's web UX team is a joke.

it’s not that they’re “completely incapable of making a functional website”. It’s that making a good website might take traffic away from their apps, where they have more power to collect metrics and bypass ad blocking.

Droechai ,

Wouldn’t that require the app the a better experience?

intensely_human ,

According to the guys down in analytics, the worse the app is the more money we make

KazuyaDarklight , to asklemmy in Voice Chat as an Optional Alternative of Comments and Replies
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First and foremost, I think this just fundamentally wouldn’t work out because it requires enough people being on a given thread at the same time, which would be on the rare side for most threads, then on top of that they also need to be in a position to talk freely, ie - Not on the toilet, not in their open floorplan cube at work. The two place most commenting happens.

More subjectively, IMO, the times this would work out and be civil and a good conversation, would be far outweighed by the ones where it went south.

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