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Jimbo , to gaming in Trying to remember a video game trailer about managing a big walking living tank in a fantasy setting
@Jimbo@yiffit.net avatar

Shit, now I remember something like this from somewhat recently…

How dare you curse me with this

Cagi , to gaming in Trying to remember a video game trailer about managing a big walking living tank in a fantasy setting
mojofrododojo , to lemmyshitpost in Superheroes

this is well put. chef’s kiss, ty

halfapage , (edited ) to greentext in Anon rides a bike

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  • Agent641 ,

    Except when its hot

    Tar_alcaran ,

    Then it’s both

    ChairmanMeow ,
    @ChairmanMeow@programming.dev avatar

    Dress in light, airy clothing and don’t wear a backpack, strap it on the bicycle rack or carrier. Then it’s usually quite nice, especially if you can get a bit of speed.

    unexposedhazard ,

    Much better than walking when its hot tho.

    Annoyed_Crabby ,

    You can then tell others you’re scientifically proven to be hot. Win win.

    sugar_in_your_tea ,

    Or windy.

    Then again, I set my best time coming home with the rare tailwind (11 miles in <30 min), but a bad headwind is super demoralizing.

    davel , to asklemmy in What is the difference between a man and a parasite?
    @davel@lemmy.ml avatar

    The working class builds; the capitalist class is a parasite on their labor.

    Jimbo , to lemmyshitpost in Superheroes
    @Jimbo@yiffit.net avatar

    Henlo yes where can I find a picture of this lovely floppa

    SacralPlexus , to lemmyshitpost in Ma?

    I disapprove of the gentleman on the right’s manner of firearm handling.

    dunz , to memes in If you beat *THIS* mission, you probably are a gaming God
    @dunz@feddit.nu avatar

    I had a shitty non FFB wheel. So much easier. The 180 was almost impossible with keyboard

    RalphWolf , to programmerhumor in Might as well have been written by an alien

    Document your code like the guy who will be maintaining it is Dexter, and he knows where you live.

    Aurenkin , (edited )
    
    <span style="color:#323232;">// This function calculates applicable discounts given a customer's loyalty status
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">// STOP BEFORE SEASON 8 DEXTER PLEASE 
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">fun calculateDiscountRate(loyalty: LoyaltyStatus): Set<Discount> {
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">    // No seriously you can hide out at my place if you need to just please don't let them do it 
    </span><span style="color:#323232;">...
    </span>
    
    NeatNit ,

    That at the end made me think there was more code and my client was refusing to show it to me no matter what I did.

    AnnaFrankfurter ,

    And don’t watch that new dexter spin off

    mocha_lotsofmilk , to asklemmy in What is the difference between a man and a parasite?

    Would you kindly answer this yourself?

    A man determines his own answers, the parasite seeks forums.

    Tekkip20 OP ,
    @Tekkip20@lemmy.world avatar

    A lemming chooses, a redditor obeys

    Nemo ,

    A man uses latinate plurals, a parasite anglicizes.

    jimmydoreisalefty , to asklemmy in What is the difference between a man and a parasite?
    @jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world avatar

    Edit2: added a reply to question; fomat to seperate quotes


    “A man chooses. A slave obeys.”


    “We all make choices, but in the end… our choices make us.”

    Quotes are by Andrew Ryan.

    Andrew Ryan is a fictional character in the BioShock video game series developed by Irrational Games. He serves as the secondary antagonist in BioShock, and also appears in its follow-ups BioShock 2 and BioShock Infinite: Burial at Sea.

    papacraw , to lemmyshitpost in Ma?

    yo mama so fat the injuns tried circling her and …well they… couldn’t.

    Track_Shovel OP ,

    I’ve always loved this one:

    Your mama is so fat when she jumped for joy she got stuck

    muntedcrocodile , to programmerhumor in Might as well have been written by an alien
    @muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee avatar

    U mean yesterday

    Agent641 , to lemmyshitpost in Youtube ads attacking different today..

    Im not well versed in porn lore, is this a still from a porno?

    original_reader , to programmerhumor in Might as well have been written by an alien

    Document your code. Or even better in many cases, write more self-documenting code.

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