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bizarroland , to asklemmy in What has been the worst church service you have ever attended?

I went to a wedding, my girlfriend's friend was getting married.

For context I'm a brown skinned native American man and my girlfriend was a white girl.

The pastor of the wedding had never met the people he was marrying and assumed that I was the groom.

I told him I wasn't and he moved on.

I thought that was the end of it.

Queue the pre-wedding little religious ceremony thing and the same pastor who had met me assuming I was the groom and shook my hand said that he believed that with the power of Christ any relationship can work, even ones between people of different races.

He looked directly at me when he said it.

I was the only non-white person at the wedding. I've never wanted to beat an old man's ass before. I didn't know I had that urge within me.

And now I know.

Stovetop ,

The church is just another avenue of oppression, no surprise it is full of people who can manage to be bigoted about topics their religion does not even actually talk about.

cheesymoonshadow ,
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Ugh, I imagine the pastor going through his sermon mentally before the ceremony and thinking he would get bonus points for incorporating how “inclusive” marriage through Christ is. 🙄

bulwark , to lemmyshitpost in Ma?

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1.

299792458ms , (edited ) to piracy in Fallacies of Youtube

It’s almost always not an issue with the money, just bad product/service and the selling of private data. If a company would be genuine and honest in their service I would stay with them until I die.

vipaal ,

Calculated misery by Tim Wu explains a lot of this. Goes on to show how airlines and other industries as well. I think the paper was published in 2014.

xmunk , to programmerhumor in Might as well have been written by an alien

Excuse me, but my indecipherable hieroglyphics at least use proper indentation.

AutomaticUpdates , (edited )
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Right. And what do you mean my RegEx is not exhaustive enough and now the database is filled with garbage data?

Crewman , to memes in If you beat *THIS* mission, you probably are a gaming God

If you can dodge a wrench, you dodge the pillars while slaloming.

pacmondo , to nostupidquestions in How do you search Lemmy?

I use Kagi’s “Fediverse Search” lens and I’ve found it to work quite well for finding posts that I sort of remember and want to find again

Vladkar , to asklemmy in What has been the worst church service you have ever attended?

When I was a freshman in college, I let this youth group convince me to visit their weird church. The “pastor” was a young guy who spent the entire sermon talking about how he squandered his time in college before eventually dropping out. Fortunately, the old pastor took pity on him and gave him a job as an assistant—running errands, cleaning, etc. Then one day the old pastor died, so our hero basically just took over since no one else wanted to.

When it was done he tried to sell us bags of stale coffee.

MacroCyclo ,

How do you know the coffee was stale?

Vladkar ,

Because the youth group was serving it with free donuts—it’s pretty much the reason I went. To be fair, they were really nice; it was just a bizarre experience. I didn’t realize you could just inherit a church and declare yourself a pastor without any formal training.

echo , to asklemmy in What has been the worst church service you have ever attended?

A Mormon service… the amount of brain-washing and misogyny was incredible…

j4k3 ,
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Try Jehovah’s Witnesses. They are like Pepsi and Coke.

neo2478 ,

But only the caffeine free one.

velox_vulnus ,

Is this available in diet?

RIPandTERROR ,
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Seventh Day Adventists

bizarroland ,

I dated someone who was raised seventh day Adventist. Being told by a woman that you're going to hell for going to church on Sunday while your dick is currently inside of them (and you're not married) was a fun experience.

captain_aggravated ,
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I was about so say “what about caffeine free” but that’s just the Mormons again.

QuantumSparkles ,

Hello fellow escapee. You might recognize the one I commented on here lol

tiredofsametab , to asklemmy in What has been the worst church service you have ever attended?

I threw up in one once. I actually don't recall anything any worse than what it usually was. I actually went further into the evangelical baptist rabbit hole as my family drifted a bit from it, but that would reverse and end with me being an atheist-leaning agnostic.

I do remember Sunday school teachers being angry that I was allowed to have D&D books and games. In a different church when I was in middle or high school, I quoted the movie name "Oh God you Devil" and my buddy whose family took me to church slapped me. That was a good time. /s

Botzo , to asklemmy in What has been the worst church service you have ever attended?

The power team. Apparently vast amounts of sweat, tearing phone books in half, bending steel rods and blowing up hot water bottles is godly and there were several alter calls.

Then I had to see them at Jr. High the next day to preach about how bad drugs are.

Here’s an article about a visit.

MonkeMischief ,

OMG I had a visit in elementary school from these guys! The school was a sad fundie kid-prison, but these guys were pretty neat. Rolled up a frying pan and did the blowing up a hot water bottle thing.

I find it so weird hearing about them again lol.

IDK, power to 'em. (Lol pun) Unlike a lot of nasty political preaching, I hope these guys are just being straight-edge motivators preaching the Gospel.

PhlubbaDubba , to lemmyshitpost in Oof

Reminds me of that horse biology copypasta

“I WILL KILL EVERYTHING IN THE GENERAL VICINITY AND THEN ALSO MYSELF!!!”

Track_Shovel OP ,

I love pasta but don’t know this one. I can tell you one about two bears though

Unbecredible , to memes in If you beat *THIS* mission, you probably are a gaming God

What a memory this unlocked!! The physics of this game made you feel like you were 100% driving a real car. I almost want to play it again now, but honestly I bet that not being able to actually drive as a kid was half of what made it so mesmerizing.

Now it might just be like driving to work :(

Flyberius ,
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It really did have an incredible driving model

IndiBrony ,
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I love my emulators and I have to say that whilst the game has obviously aged, there’s still something a little satisfying about throwing the car around in these games.

That said, the map - which looks like it was designed on graph paper - leaves a bit to be desired nowadays. It does get a little boring.

Driv3r really should have been the pinnacle of the series, but it just stands as a testament to why you should never rush your game out. San Andreas was quite possibly the most hotly anticipated game of all time; they were never going to beat that.

MrScottyTay ,

Driver San Francisco is the pinnacle in my opinion

Million ,

I dont really remember much about the first game besides the mission in the post, but i do remember driver 2 being really difficult game.

That one mission where you have to hijack the truck or something like that, and the car that is pursuing you will just kill you 5seconds into the mission if you slowed down for a turn lol

After 50 resets of the mission i just desided that i will not even try to follow the truck if it takes 2/3 possible paths, just reset and hope for easy route and then T-bone the truck hoping to complete the mission in the first 10seconds.

Or the mission that asks you to take out like 3 cars across the map, with a really strict timelimit, and sometimes the car you hit takes 50% damage per hit, sometimes 5%.

I was definitely going insane at some point in the playthrough.

Also ReDriver 2 PC port of driver 2 exists and is fully playable.

Nemo , to asklemmy in What has been the worst church service you have ever attended?

I let my college RA bring me along one weekend to a megachurch she attended. The pep rally vibe I can accept as just not my style of worship, but the order of service was short on scripture and long on homilies of questionable theology.

ultranaut , to asklemmy in What has been the worst church service you have ever attended?

I’ve blanked a lot out of my memory but I do remember one particularly awkward time where the pastor spent way too long explaining how god designed the asshole and its not for fucking.

mozz ,
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It’s always the ones you most expect

CyberMonkey404 ,

I’m morbidly curious about the “arguments”

voracitude ,

How about “it’s usually got at least a little poo on it”?

I mean I know it’s not particularly effective, but if it were true of something like ice cream I bet sales would drop. (Tangentially related: pedestrian.tv/…/coogee-bay-hotel-gelato-poo-2008/)

CyberMonkey404 ,

Oh yuck

hungprocess , to gaming in Trying to remember a video game trailer about managing a big walking living tank in a fantasy setting
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GammaGames ,

Maybe this post? lemmy.zip/post/16899846

peppersnail OP ,

Yes yes yes!!! Omg thank you both so much! I’m writing it down this time!

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