Nobody likes a sucker, especially the kind that fall for fruit tarts like you. I knew there was trouble. I could smell it on the hot evening breeze. Fortunately for me, trouble is my favorite thing… Because I’m Joe Milkshake. I kicked down the door with one swift, decisive motion.
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Smh
Is Lemmy Dead ☠️
Did the Lemmy boom die? What should I follow to get the most?
I can't imagine why my parents didn't buy me this. (lemmy.world)
Like so many other two-year-olds, I was a big fan of two time Primetime Emmy Award-nominated Howard Hessman. I had to pretend I was Dr. Johnny Fever with crappy Fisher-Price record player.
Would you consider making a sandwich to be "cooking?"
Personally, I don’t* but I was curious what others think....
Please make sure to check the expiration date on your toilet paper (lemmy.world)
Sorry for poor contrast, it was actually worse with the flash on. Look inside the roll, zoom in if necessary....
Tonight the elements combine … (lemmy.world)
Server monitor android widget
Found a great widget for monitoring my raspberry pi. RaspPi Check...
Sean 'Diddy' Combs makes fresh bid for bail in sex trafficking, conspiracy case. (www.voanews.com)
Anon tells the tale of the Garfield phones (sh.itjust.works)
Anon browses r/AmITheAsshole (sh.itjust.works)
Thankfully, Trump Is Still Alive. Unfortunately, So Is His Misguided Crypto Project (gizmodo.com)
It's funny when you tell them these things when they grow up (sh.itjust.works)
Random Zelda Fan Project Turns 'A Link To The Past' Into Roguelike Dungeon Crawler | Time Extension (www.nintendolife.com)
Introducing Dungeons of Infinity...
Calls for J.D. Vance to resign after he admits that he created pet-eating story about immigrants (www.nj.com)
Just about every time J.D. Vance — the most unpopular vice presidential nominee in American history — opens his mouth, he ignites a firestorm of criticism and likely shaves another point off the Republican presidential ticket’s polling numbers....
MY BODY IS READY
What are your games to get into the season for its vibe?
cross-posted from: lemmy.ml/post/20175694...
Excuse me sir, could you spare an Epipen?
https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/521d574f-25ad-4028-a01e-90179c83e3a9.png
I wrote a web front end for downloading Youtube videos, and i'd love some feedback (lemmy.world)
Hi everyone, I decided there simply were not enough docker apps for downloading Youtube videos, and so I made the situation worse :p...
‘Going back in time’: the schools across Europe banning mobile phones (www.theguardian.com)
Six years ago, as officials at the Netherlands’ Calvijn College began considering whether to ban phones from their schools, the idea left some students aghast....
Which rural area will take the UK’s nuclear waste? (www.bbc.com)
cross-posted from: feddit.org/post/2686908...
Police say foreign national who allegedly attacked baby with hot coffee has fled the country (www.abc.net.au)
A foreign national alleged to have poured boiling coffee on a baby boy in a Brisbane park last month fled the country as little as 12 hours before investigators could confirm his identity, police say....
Nature saying the quiet part out loud.
[Official Art] Super Smash Bros. Japanese Box Art
Jackhammer
Someone dumped her, soaking wet, in the lobby of a restaurant today
Someone just walked into the restaurant i work at, dumped this soaking wet kitten in the lobby, and left without saying a word. I just got a kitten this month, so i took her home with me since i have kitten supplies and everyone else at work has too many pets....
Youtube deletes and strikes Linus Tech Tips video for teaching people how to live without Google. Ft. Louis Rossman (www.youtube.com)
JD Vance Stands By Tucker Carlson Amid Hitler Controversy (www.mediaite.com)
Cat makes surprise return home four days after being ‘cremated’ (www.theguardian.com)
FBI busts musician’s elaborate AI-powered $10M streaming-royalty heist (arstechnica.com)
I am just impressed by the idea and execution. Just wow. Too bad he took it too far.
"what happened??" (lemmy.today)
‘Right to Repair for Your Body’: The Rise of DIY, Pirated Medicine (www.404media.co)
You wouldn’t pirate a medicine, would you?
after 40 all meals are horror (fedia.io)
My Dudes
Anon watches the Teletubbies (sh.itjust.works)
We went to see Squeeze and the guy in front of me was playing games on his phone the whole time. He came alone and barely paid attention. Why did he buy a ticket?
Picture of Difford and Tilbrook playing Hourglass since I didn’t take a picture of the guy who paid an admission fee to sit in a loud room and do crosswords on his phone....
Kids Are Working in America’s Meatpacking Plants (www.teenvogue.com)