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SteefLem ,
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Its jesus cat

Steamymoomilk ,

The cat is immortal

thenextguy ,

Haaave you met Ted?

Rolando ,

[12] And on the third day, Ted rose from the ashes.

[13] And there was a great consternation and much amazement among the humans as Ted did walk among them, proclaiming with meows and with postures:

[14] “Where is my food, Cecil and Emily? For until a cat has decided to leave, they should still be considered among you.”

The Book of Ted, Chapter 9 Verses 12-14.

ThePyroPython ,

When you put the wrong cat down

Fiivemacs ,

Moral of the story, leash your cats if they go outside. Don’t be a neglectful pet owner

norimee ,

This is the UK and not the US.

Cats in europe are far, far less at risk or a risk to the environment then in the US and outdoor cats are not at all a problem.

A cat being run over is rare. Being shot, poisoned or killed by a coyote or other wildlife quite unheard of. And they don’t pose any significant thread to local wildlife.

Americans created that dangerous and deadly invironment for animals themselves. That doesn’t mean that the whole world has to lock up or leash their cats.

SpaceNoodle ,

Y’all don’t have birds in Europe?

Wait, are you asking about Europe or the UK? Two very different things.

Asafum ,

Do you mind elaborating a bit there? I mean I know people say birds are just government surveillance drones, but even if that were true you’d have “birds” too for the cats to kill in excess.

I don’t get the cars thing either. Like I know us Americans are absolute assholes in every single respect, but I’d be hard pressed to find someone who actively aims to run over cats. How is that different elsewhere?

Lost_My_Mind ,

Such a cat thing to do…

just_chill ,

The came back, the very next day, the cat came back… 🎶🎵🎶

kuadhual ,

Now i can’t get the song out of my head.

Vent ,

Life hack: when your cat dies, instead of paying for a funeral, wait for your neighbor to go on vacation, kidnap their cat, and tell them their cat died instead! They’ll pay for the funeral, and a few days later you can release their cat so no harm’s done.

superkret ,

Story time:
One day, the organisation handling pet registration in my country called me up. The person on the phone clearly tried to put on their most compassionate voice when they told me my cat was unfortunately found dead, run over by a car.
Luckily, my cat was chilling in my lap in that very moment, or I would have freaked out.

Turns out, there was a switch-up with the registration number of another cat.
I cleared it up with them, but 4 weeks later I still received a letter asking how I’m doing with the loss of my companion and if I might consider adopting another cat.

I never did find out if the owners of the cat that got run over were ever informed.

MrGerrit ,

Duh, it was just one of his nine lives… smh 🙄

OhStopYellingAtMe ,
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The Cat Came Back

cheese_greater ,

Cats do not abide by the laws of physics (or man)

oce ,
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He just consumed one life, plenty more left.

Sundial ,

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FunderPants ,

SURPRISE TABBY MOUSER

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