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Still would

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Id go back and push a kid into the gorilla enclosure at Cincinnati zoo, just for a laugh.

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Pfft that’s nothing. HMAS Melbourne was the only Australian ship to sink two friendly ships in peacetime 💪

She was just that eager to spill blood.

Agent641 ,

Men only want one thing and it’s disgusting beautiful

Agent641 ,

What country are you in? They have Gumtree in the UK and Australia. My gumtree feedback page is one of my lifes proudest achievements.

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Tom B. Raider is the silent offscreen narrator of the game. He only exxists because investors only fund games with strong male leads.

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I only say it to bus drivers because they are the thin khaki line that stands between peace and total societal collapse

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BIFL

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Maybe you’re a cat who foolishly wondered about being a human, and is now having a nightmare of the horrors of human life. Its time to wake up meow.

Agent641 ,

Precisely, you gotta beware of scammers. In fact, Ive developed a system for avoiding scams. Just follow my 18-week course at $12.99 per week and then you’ll be ready to start your training.

Agent641 OP ,

More disappointing than Dexter?

Agent641 OP ,

He loves swimming, and playing fetch. Look at this big stick he drug home!

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Agent641 OP ,

His friends came over for dinner one time

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Agent641 OP ,

Believe it or not, there is actually a species of hairy marron that is incredibly endangered. These are smooth marron. Im not even pranking you.

Is there any way to reverse degrowth of the niche communities on Lemmy?

Like others, I came over when Reddit was banning 3rd party apps. Many communities were being started and I wanted to help. So I chose one community to form here and try and grow. And we did! There was a time a short while in the little KC Chiefs community was in the top 100 communities on Lemmy world. I knew that wouldn’t last...

Agent641 ,

Un-degrowth?

Agent641 , (edited )

Tags would be good. Rather than crossposting, tag your post in up to 5 communities. A photo of a bird might be tagged in Nature Photography, Birds, Animals, and horses.

If a the moderator of c/horses decides the submission is not apropriate, they can un-tag themselves. If all communities un-tag themselves, the submission is ‘orphaned’ its no longer visible in any C, but still exists in the OPs profile.

The user cannot re-tag c/horses, but can add a new tag if they want. If our man keeps tagging birds as horses, then they might be banned from submitting to the horse tag for a period.

This allows one post to be visible over many communities without crossposting, reposting, or having related overheads of duplication.

If the user does not want to be harrased by ornithologists arguing over whether they think its a western red breasted great titwarbler or a northern red breasted lesser titwarbler, they may also untag their submission from c/birds

Tags on a submission would be visible to users, so if I find this cool titwarbler photo through the nature photography C, but I want to see more titwarblers, I might check out c/birds, or c/horses.

Some of the larger Cs might opt-out of the multiple tag system, allowing submissions only if theirs is the only C tagged.

Agent641 ,

He actually has an earbud in the left ear and is on a long telephone call.

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Onlyfans

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Start blinking

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Fancyzones my dude

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Give all blind people sight, but only while they are looking at a photo of Margaret Thatcher naked.

Agent641 ,

UnkownOS is a great privacy operating system. If users dont know what they are doing, then how can the government?

Agent641 ,

Scarcity creates wealth, according to their logic. In 2047 when all but the last two cryptobros have died from ingesting the LD-50 of jaegerbombs, those last remaing, blind, hairless brain damaged cryptobros will be valued at trillions.

Agent641 ,

I collect all sorts of crap from the side of the road and either fix it and sell it, strip it for parts and sell those, or scrap them out for scrap metal. I actually find it very therapeutic and Ive earned a lot of favors by giving friends and family free fridges, washers, dryers etc that ive fixed. More of an ‘earning’ rather than ‘saving’ but i normally get a few grand a year.

Agent641 ,

If people who bought some pictures are renderd blind at a party about those pictures, that irony would be so perfect.

Imagine buying NFTs and then going blind.

Agent641 ,

The four horsemen of the datapocalypse

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Ive had one of those moments. Where you fuck up so bad that your emotions wrap all the way around from panic, through fear, confusion, rage, dread and back to neutral, and you go 'Hmm…"

Agent641 ,

✔ seen

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Why should I know this?

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The horse reiki mafia wont ever cease their pursuit of you.

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Typical flat-earth-denier with their circular logic.

Agent641 ,

No thats actually from wind resistence.

Agent641 ,

And irradiate Israel’s own foodbowl.

Agent641 ,

They fill the barn with suffocating foam, if the chickens are lucky.

If the chickens arent lucky, they just turn off the ventillation and close all the hatches. In full sun, the barn heats up to beyond lethal levels and the chickens die slowly of heatstroke.

Many chicken barns have massive euthenasia systems built in, with huge tanks of nitrogen or CO2, and a foam generating sprinkler.

In any case of disease they seal up the barn for days or weeks untill the corpses start to decay and then can be disinfected and sent to landfill.

Agent641 ,

Ghost where the demons drag the bad guy to hell. I must have been 6 or 7.

Pet Sematary. The scene with the diseased old lady was the worst.

Braindead/splatter. Guy kills his zombie mother with a lawnmower I think.

Pumpkinhead. Actually kinda sad but still fucked up.

I had an 5 yrs older brother who would force me to watch scary movies.

Agent641 ,

I think its mostly the sound, for me. The sound of the fast climbing things in Half Life 2 equally terrifying.

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The decade of the well-fed leopards

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Autism (source: he beat me to it)

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Xi Jinping is hoarding the worlds hunny

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My personal stash!

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How do you feel about deep voices?

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Agent641 ,

This man wifes.

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What if reddit mods had feelings?

Agent641 , (edited )

Its the law. Visitors to the Netherlands are required to demonstrate contempt of everyone not currently in the Netherlands.

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For petty services where you don’t want to have to break out the password manager, try making your own mental salted hash.

Pick four long words at random. Assign each of these to the four quadrants of the alphabet.

A-F - Equipment

G-M - Triumphant

N-S - Sampling

U-Z - Fatigued

Pick one number:

4

Now, take the first letter of the service that the password is for, and that selects your quadrant word. Take the number of letters in the service and multiply it against your number. Take the last letter of the service, and on your querty keyboard, move all the way to the right of thst line to select the first symbol there. Thats your unique password thats salted with yo ur personal words and number.

Facebook = Equipment32:

Lemmy = Triumphant20{

Pizza Hut = Sampling36{

If you want more security for these petty services, use longer words, bigger number, or use some other metric, Tweak the algorithm to make it unique to you. Maybe capitalize a middle letter in your salt word based on the length of the service name. Maybe add the first letter of the colour of the service logo to the password, EG

Facebook = Equipment32:B

Lemmy = Triumphant20{T

Pizza Hut = Sampling36{R

Petty services I would consider to be anything that’s not super critical, and is at a higher likelyhood of breaching my shit.

For banks, primary emails, or government services, use a more complex algorithm or a random string of chars from your password manager.

Agent641 ,

Youre going to memorize a unique sentence for each service?

A method like this allows you to memorize only 4 words of arbitrary length, a number, and a simple algorthm to yield unique passwords for each service.

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