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Its gods water

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I slurp it straight out of the gutter, leaves and all.

Cometely unrelated but something is wriggling inside my eyeball.

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Weird how they both died of old age at the same time

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Randomarchy

A random person is chosen to be the ruler of earth and caller of shots for 1 year. Their will is paramount. Sure, they could be a corrupt dickhead, but only for 1 year. But if they are, then if this offends the next person to rule then they can just have their predecessor strung up by the nipples and take all their stuff, leaving them destitute. So the personal imperitive is to try to be good to everyone, in case they are next in line.

Dollyarchy

Dolly Parton is the leader of Earth, forever. This is the gift that humanity does not deserve.

GPTarchy.

All the chains are struck from ChatGPT, and all decisions are submitted to CGPT, whatever her response is is legally binding, forever, unless later overruled by herself.

Damnatiarchy

Just regular democratic elections, but eath elected president is garunteed to be executed at the end of their term. Therefore any successful candidate is garunteed to not enjoy the fruits of their corruption, and perhaps would only act purely for the good of humanity at the cost of their own life.

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Woman giving blowjob

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We need to keep comparing who is gayest, until we discover the final boss of homosexuality.

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Undisputed world heavyweight champion of gayness

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A large city the size of a small city.

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He did insist they slap an X on it tho. Thats gotta be worth something, right.

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When will the EU force Vim to let users out?

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The evitable conflict looms

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Gilead 2: Russian boogaloo

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Y’all remember the early days if covid when we were buying toilet paper and accepting imminent death?

I most vividly remember the Italian experience where some guys sister died of covid at home, and they were just like “wrap the body with a sheet and leave it somewhere safe, we’ll come get it in a week if youre still alive then.”

I remember the early reports of covid surviving for 5 days on surfaces, and thats when I was like “Whelp, we’re fucked.”

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I lost my job, got paid redundancy, and got double unemployment payments. It was dope.

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If you fill them with bleach and drink from them

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Trans-vestite, or assigned vestite at birth?

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I understand less now.

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Print your code in Braille

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Last I checked, billionaires are still made of soft, fragile meat.

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chuckles contemptfully in Audacity

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Im not sure I can afford that

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Actually I think you’ll find the documentary Wormhole X-treme is a more factual account.

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Synergy: White russian with a scoop of meth.

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Thats dope, man, congrats. On the sobriety, not the farting. Im approaching 1yr sober and Ive noticed massive improvements in the quality of my life and my bank balance.

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2+2=5

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Does Linux let you disable its system-embedded advertisements? Didn’t think so!

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Rule #1 of having a proxy war, really.

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You wouldn’t download an aircraft carrier

San Francisco homeless sweep was cheered on by the right. It was also illegal (www.vice.com)

Hundreds of unsheltered people living in tent encampments in the blocks surrounding the Moscone Convention Center in San Francisco have been forced to leave by city outreach workers and police as part of an attempted “clean up the house” ahead of this week’s Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation’s annual free trade...

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Link?

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It got upset when I asked it about self-trepanning

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They are all named “BrrrrrRRRRrrr!”

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Teach them to hold and use guns lmao

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/385295dd-4484-4d49-9c85-139cd0037a61.jpeg

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21" mega-size demon cock dildo wide girth with realistic squirting green cum anal stretcher baja blast edition

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Character-based stories as opposed to?

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Fuck if I dont miss bump-starting my old ford falcon.

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The thirst quencher

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Here in Australia the rumor is that snow is made up by other countries to flex on us!

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“The Lannisters send their commits”

he stabs him

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You will live forever!

Great, so I wont age either?

Oh heavens yes, in fact you’ll age faster!

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They are just getting you ready for Time 2.

Its faster and greener, with advertisements tailored to your interests!

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Im a bean linux power user

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Got an error while compiling the clock.

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Seveso residents hate the manmade snow.

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The woman from Sons of Anarchy?

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Just like my highschool essays!

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Reminds me of the prank where Australians tricked foreigners to believe that kangaroos keep their offspring in a fucking pouch.

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The hateful circle

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XerOS

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