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slazer2au ,

Oof, shots fired.

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

all wounds septic

kambusha ,

BaskinginmyownfilthThoughts doesn’t quite have the same ring to it.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

Oh but it would be so much more accurate. Someone please create that community.

RizzRustbolt ,

c/MoulderingThoughts

lurch ,

anecdote: during the pandemic every day seemed the same. i sometimes forgot ro shower for a few days. so i put a water sensor in my shower. when i shower, it starts a macrodroid automation that records the date. another macro plans and reminds me when it’s shower time.

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    KoboldCoterie ,
    @KoboldCoterie@pawb.social avatar

    Yes, I, too, feel very real emotions like a desire to run water over my human skin. I definitely do not require microcontrollers to instruct me on when it is time to do so! Just like all completely normal humans. Of which I am one.

    Tetsuo ,

    We have a great macrocontroller, a brain.

    Maybe not as reliable but definitely easier to program.

    jballs ,
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    Except those times where it just stops writing to log files. Sometimes I’ll be in the shower zoned out and find myself on the last step of my routine without remembering completing any of the steps.

    Ithral ,
    @Ithral@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Not always, I’ll often forget to shower until I look in the mirror and realize my hair needs to be washed. Peak pandemic I’d sometimes go a few weeks without showering until I could smell myself. Just not something that’s on my mind most of the time.

    datavoid ,

    OP doesn’t lie

    apfelwoiSchoppen ,
    @apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world avatar

    Lieutenant Commander Data, is that you?

    Urist ,
    @Urist@lemmy.ml avatar

    Nah, they didn’t say anything about implementing voice activation by the command “engage”.

    norimee ,

    forgot ro shower for a few days

    My doctor called that depression.

    lurch ,

    nah, i just couldn’t remember because all days were so similar. i was like “did i shower yet or was that yesterday” almost went mad ngl

    helpmyusernamewontfi ,

    you guys have thoughts?

    NoIWontPickAName ,

    Give them time, thoughts take longer than hope to wither and die

    possiblylinux127 ,

    You guys?

    dalekcaan ,

    An excruciating number, yes

    Drummyralf ,

    My thoughts

    xep ,

    I don't know how I'm going to recover from this burn...

    WindyRebel ,

    Take a shower

    Feathercrown ,

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/42a1b091-fb45-4599-8f57-d2517e5af49f.jpeg

    Notyou ,

    I don’t know this one. It might be too advanced for my Duolingo…how about

    Por favor, haces una lavarse pronto!

    samus12345 ,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    Mustache, or huge gaping mouth?

    PhlubbaDubba ,

    Lukewarm water helps prevent the skin from peeling or shrinking at the burn site

    UnpluggedFridge ,

    My shower thoughts are always repeating cycles of “fuuuuuuuck this feels niiiiiiiiice” and “time to turn up the heat a smidge.” Am I doing it wrong?

    dejected_warp_core ,

    Yes. Not enough daydreaming about winning arguments, mixed with intrusive thoughts and general self-loathing.

    Alenalda ,

    I’m in the situation where it’s hot as fuck out (I don’t run the ac) so it’s become the opposite game, how low can I get the temperature.

    A_Random_Idiot ,

    my shower thoughts are always “God damnit get this shit over with, I want to get out of this fucking water coffin already… I wonder what would happen if you cooked rice in milk? GOD DAMNIT WHY CANT WE HAVE STAR TREK SONIC SHOWERS YET”

    Hadriscus ,

    If these are blue and spiky I might prefer regular ones

    grrgyle ,

    Uggggh I’m jealous. The city is working on the civic plumbing for months and basically the work their doing means my on-demand hot water heater barely goes up to “tepid.”

    Don’t get me wrong, I’m thankful for the infrastructure work.

    Maybe I’ll go shower at the gym or a friend’s lol

    bhamlin ,

    Excuse me, I shower once a fortnight whether I need it or not!

    BeatTakeshi ,
    @BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world avatar

    Bro u shower too much

    Zahille7 ,

    Once a day is definitely not too much.

    FlyingSquid ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Excuse me, but do you know how many people I have to kill to take a shower around here?

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/1ab68682-1e69-4a9c-96c8-7f76c2540a33.png

    shasta ,

    Sir, this is a Wendy’s. You’re not allowed to shower around here. You have to go home to do that.

    bjoern_tantau ,
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    I’m only subbed because I’m too disabled to shower myself.

    Resol ,
    @Resol@lemmy.world avatar

    I don’t ever have philosophical thoughts in the shower. I just think ordinary things that people usually think of outside the shower. And I shower once a week, so… yeah idk what a “shower thought” is. But I just come here for the philosophy goodness.

    Katrisia ,

    Similarly, people interested in philosophy (and other theoretical stuff) might take a break and think of different things like “but how’s the soap made, anyway?”.

    Resol ,
    @Resol@lemmy.world avatar

    I’m not one of those people, but it’s interesting how that specifically happens in the shower and not anywhere else.

    noobdoomguy8658 ,

    It’s usually a place where you’re not bombarding your brain with stimulation all the time, so your brain tries to use the downtime to work with all the information you’ve been putting into it.

    This is actually a big part of learning anything, called diffused learning. Think of how you suddenly get something after a period of rest or not doing anything, some time after you’ve initially focused on a thing for some time - your brain has actually been using the downtime to structure the data and make better sense of it.

    This is also why a lot of people that know how a human brain works suggest mediation and walks, especially without listening to music or podcasts, as well as spending little to no time reading, watching or stimulating your brain in any other way before bed. It needs that time, it’s crucial for development. Journaling helps here, too, because it’s both reflection and somewhat of a downtime.

    Doing chores and not listening to anything counts, too.

    But it’s all easier said than done in this age of constant hunt for one’s attention so they spend more time on your app, giving you more data to sell and more metrics to make the line go up (gotta keep the investors and stakeholders happy, can’t afford to not show constant growth).

    Resol ,
    @Resol@lemmy.world avatar

    Wow.

    Texas_Hangover ,

    I recently looked up how to make soap. Shit’s complicated.

    RizzRustbolt ,

    First, you need some fat. And the best fat comes from people.

    essell ,

    OP, If the world doesn’t fit your expectations, it best to change them because you’re not going to change the world.

    rickyrigatoni ,

    Are you telling OP to break into peoples houses and force shower them?

    essell ,

    That’d be the opposite of what I said.

    rickyrigatoni ,

    Waking up ricky is dumb…

    essell ,

    Yeah. But they have great ideas

    PhlubbaDubba ,

    Instructions unclear, I’m being added to a list now

    PenisWenisGenius ,

    Everyone in this comment section needs to stop what they’re doing and switch to Arch. I use Arch btw. Did you know that you don’t have to regularly take a shower to be allowed to use Arch?

    Hadriscus ,

    Wow. ! It’s a match made under the arches of heaven !

    Lost_My_Mind ,

    I cunt believe you’ve done this…

    10_0 ,

    Oh fuck

    therealjcdenton ,

    Or don’t think

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