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Pencilnoob , in Crunch time

Fantastic meme, I’m dying over here

embed_me ,
@embed_me@programming.dev avatar

Dying in the corner, huh? Mind if I join ya?

bleistift2 , in Crunch time

You want me to work 60 hours per week for you? Counteroffer: I work 0 hours for you.

Skullgrid ,
@Skullgrid@lemmy.world avatar

you must be some super fancy great coder, in this fucking job economy where they can’t wait to fire people and the market is fucking flooded.

explodicle ,

FWIW I’m a shitty coder and still don’t work overtime. And I’ve met brilliant engineers who just put up with everything.

The top priority of any tech professional should be building up a cash reserve so you can afford to play hardball.

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

This, always try to have cash pillow to have ability send everyone go fuck themselves and search for next at least half decent place, also i see alot of people struggling with self respect nowadays, been there done that, even today i gotta remind myself that i should never betray myself no matter what happens, even if i can’t “fight” at least i shouldn’t endure shit

GBU_28 ,

And have a fucking moonlight, and don’t fuck up.

Oh you laid me off? I switched my LinkedIn

Knusper ,

I feel like most of the layoffs and the flooded market happened in the US. Judging by the name, bleistift is from the EU…

FrostyCaveman ,

Based

snugglebutt , in GitHub Desktop or Git CLI?
@snugglebutt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

git-cola and my own gitea server, near perfection

CCF_100 , in GitHub Desktop or Git CLI?

Well one runs on Linux and the other doesn’t so…

snugglebutt ,
@snugglebutt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

They both do

CCF_100 ,

Oh really? Well, I stand corrected then, nevermind

AcesFullOfKings , (edited ) in Client did not pay?

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    QuazarOmega ,

    Well, he has his own villain backstory to justify that… he simply didn’t get paid

    noproblemmy ,

    Maybe some day the README page will fade away?

    lemann ,

    Free real estate 😂

    relevants ,

    While at the same time closing all PRs indiscriminately, even the ones that are just trying to update the repo from its decades old JavaScript syntax (and get support in the comments)

    kogasa ,
    @kogasa@programming.dev avatar

    He does say “will not accept PRs”

    For support, pay ig

    kogasa ,
    @kogasa@programming.dev avatar

    I hate adware and nagware, but I respect it here. From the get-go you know this is a space where this person gets paid. This is just an extension of that.

    UID_Zero , in Client did not pay?
    @UID_Zero@infosec.pub avatar

    Better option, have a good contract in place.

    Obligatory Mike Montiero video “Fuck you, pay me” - youtu.be/jVkLVRt6c1U

    Aatube , in Client did not pay?
    @Aatube@kbin.social avatar

    added typescript for safety

    alphabetsheep , in GitHub Desktop or Git CLI?

    Ohmyzsh with the git plugin is my fave - gaa & gcmsg “a commit” feels like the right level of verbosity for me.

    hypnotic_nerd OP ,
    @hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev avatar

    Wow what’s the plugin name I wanna try it out.

    alphabetsheep ,

    The plugin is just called “git” it comes with ohmyzsh out of the box. You just have to enable it in your zshrc.

    hypnotic_nerd OP ,
    @hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev avatar

    Thanks 👍

    Toes , in Client did not pay?

    That’s a bit more civil than redirecting the domain name to 2girls1cup

    hakunawazo ,

    Or to Rick Astley for a more SFW version.

    nearjsss , in GitHub Desktop or Git CLI?

    Why is no one talking about LazyGit?

    tilcica , in Client did not pay?

    dont forget about a comment to remind the next dev to not fix it because the client wont pay

    CmdrKeen ,
    @CmdrKeen@lemmy.today avatar

    “Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.”

    savvywolf , in Twitter/GitHubProjects has no chill 😅
    @savvywolf@pawb.social avatar

    Anyone else getting that corporate “forced meme” vibe from this?

    hypnotic_nerd OP ,
    @hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev avatar

    I didn’t, but now I do 🙌

    lseif , in GitHub Desktop or Git CLI?

    using LazyGit in tmux has changed my workflow.

    instead of: git add . git commit -m ‘foo’ fg

    i just: g ac foo q

    and it displays everything neatly

    Edit: apparently greater/less than symbols dont render properly on lemmy. so imagine a few (CR)'s and (C-b)'s sprinkled in

    alphabetsheep ,

    Are you able to fall back to normal git commands if you don’t know the shortcuts? This sounds awesome until I can’t remember the syntax to do something I don’t do everyday.

    lseif ,

    you can run shell commands with :, and there may be a nicer way for git-specific commands which i dont know about.

    each ‘pane’ (such as ‘changed/staged files’, ‘commit log’, etc) has its own keybinds, which you can see with ?

    Phoenix3875 , in GitHub Desktop or Git CLI?

    Why are they even on the same bus?

    corsicanguppy , in Release notes of an open source app. Someone is pretty mad at Canonical for Snap

    Having worked with Unix and Linux for 29 years, some of it deep in os security, I strongly believe

    • canonical is good at hiding the fact they’re evil as hell
    • snap is a bag o shite

    Cheers to this guy.

    AVincentInSpace ,

    Canonical wants to be Microsoft so bad

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