programmer_humor

the_artic_one , 6 months ago in Multifactor auth done right

Welcome… to Nightvale

docAvid , 6 months ago in Multifactor auth done right

This has some real “crimson eleven delight petrichor” vibes.

kherge , 6 months ago in Multifactor auth done right

That last one reads like C’thulhufactor.

EpeeGnome , 6 months ago in Multifactor auth done right

Now I want to go play Cultist Simulator or Book of Hours. This list is also a list of the sorts of cards the games use to represent the narrative/puzzle you’re playing through. Highly recommend.

kayazere , 6 months ago in Implemented as requested

There’s some truth to it. I’ve seen devs not clarify something from the designs with other stakeholders due to lack of social skills. You end up with something they implemented to the spec, but makes no sense it reality.

HeckGazer , 6 months ago in Multifactor auth done right

Wow would you look at that, still none of them cover what SMS is >:( Almost like it’s not a second factor, and fuck every corporation that tries to claim that it is

JPAKx4 , 6 months ago

SMS is something you have, IE access to your phone. Doesn’t mean it’s the best option, SMS is notorious for being insecure

HeckGazer , 6 months ago

The 10,000 support staff with dubious social engineering training at your service provider are not “something you have”. Case in point literally a few weeks ago arstechnica.com/…/verizon-fell-for-fake-search-wa…

Kethal , 6 months ago

This is an article describing someone impersonation an officer and submitting a fake warrant. It’s incredible that Verizon fell for it, but what does it have to do with SMS?

AVincentInSpace , 6 months ago

It means that if I want access to something that has been texted to you, I don’t exactly need to be a government in order to get it.

AVincentInSpace , 6 months ago

It means that if I want access to something that has been texted to you, I don’t exactly need to be a government in order to get it.

jaybone , 6 months ago

It would be fine if it weren’t for sim swapping.

But try asking anyone at your bank about a yubikey and watch them stare at you like you have broccoli growing out of your ears.

bjoern_tantau , 6 months ago in Multifactor auth done right

They forgot something old, something borrowed and something blue.

muntedcrocodile , 6 months ago

da ba dee da ba di

reflex , 6 months ago

da ba dee da ba di

Mm-mmm, waffles.

lemann , 6 months ago

🤢

Cannacheques , 6 months ago in Multifactor auth done right

Something random as fuck like what hand your married to and when you broke up with your hand and married your other hand

sv1sjp , 6 months ago in Multifactor auth done right

As I Cybersecurity Consultant, I totally agree

MCHEVA4EVA , 6 months ago

I get my passwords from the collective unconsciousness.

Natanael , 6 months ago

There needs to be an SCP for a password manager

Hazzia , 6 months ago

Be the change you want to see in the world

Kissaki , 6 months ago

One time passwords

Forgotten after one use

ShitOnABrick , 7 months ago in We're not the same! (period)

I swear I saw this posted a few weeks back

rifugee , 7 months ago in We're not the same! (period)

Why not both!

Maggoty , 7 months ago in We're not the same! (period)

Por que no los dos?

urda , 7 months ago in We're not the same! (period)

That’s a lot of spaghetti

sheepishly , 7 months ago in We're not the same! (period)

Jokes on you, the reason I don't open source my code is because I never finish writing it

itsnotits , 7 months ago

Joke’s* on you

(Short for “The joke is on you”.)

sheepishly , 7 months ago

Jokes on you, my apostrophe key is broken

dantheclamman , 7 months ago

Commitmentphobe

dan , 7 months ago

But that’s one of the benefits of open source. Post your code and find someone else to finish it :D

420stalin69 , 7 months ago in Let me just move this project to the "unfinished" folder

Spend 42 hours making a professional quality message queue and entity component system then shelve the project because you got bored.