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abbadon420 , in Old timers know

Did it for the first time two years ago. It was for my parent’s business website. I see nothing wrong with this method.

deadbeef79000 , in How to write Hello World

Convenience link for people interested in the ligatures:

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ligature_(writing)

sundray , in It's easier to remember the IPs of good DNSes, too.

Well… I still like IPv6 better than ATM and those darn virtual circuit identifiers.

RavuAlHemio ,

Another Technical Mistake

r00ty Admin ,
r00ty avatar

Hah. But to be fair, ATM did have a specific use that it worked great for. That is the move to digital voice circuits. The small fixed cell size and built in QoS meant that if you had a fixed line size you could fit X voice channels, and they would all be extremely low latency and share the bandwidth fairly. You didn't need to buffer beyond one cell of data and you didn't need to include overhead beyond the cell headers.

ATM was designed to handle the "future" or digital network needs. But, the immediate use was about voice frames and that likely dictated a lot of the design I'd expect.

Kolanaki , in Life is hard
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

For (life) { suffering; }

ArbitraryValue , in Life is hard

I spent those years in dll hell.

jaybone ,

.so please, I use arch btw.

AAA , in Repeat after me "this problem isn't bothering me". There! fixed it

Working the neutral way currently. There’re so many tickets, all of them more important than the other, I can just as well take from the stack.

SatouKazuma ,

Oh you actually use the stack? I’m surprised you don’t just put all the tickets in a heap. I can give you some pointers on how to do that if you’d like.

AAA ,

Sure let me know in a ticket, I’ll get to it eventually!

SatouKazuma ,

Files ticket, and references ticket in email to supervisor for visibility

MystikIncarnate ,

I find that when a user continually makes a stink to get their ticket dealt with first, I gently try to correct them, and when that inevitably doesn’t sink in, and they call during a critical issue, I tell them quite firmly that things are down and nobody at x site can work, so your printer will have to wait. Log a ticket and I’ll address it when I’m done Brenda.

… They usually back off when you make it clear to them that they’re not the most important thing you’re dealing with at any given moment.

RagingHungryPanda , in Programming as a hobby means I can do whatever I want!

At least the code on the bottom is actual code and not just signatures

thr0w4w4y2 , in this is what peak web traffic looks like

a pretty grafana dashboard? peak web traffic looks a lot nicer than i thought!

Colour_me_triggered , in Defragged Zebra

This is what south African zebras look like.

x0x7 ,

It’s what they looked like, in the good old times.

KindaABigDyl , in Roses are red, violets are blue, everyone is using IPv6, why aren't you?
@KindaABigDyl@programming.dev avatar

People use IPv6?

I still don’t know anything about it

spacemanspiffy ,

Same. I have disabled it on my devices since it mostly just causes problems.

smileyhead ,

By disabling both v4 and v6 you can fix 100% of the problems.

Fred ,

Just under half of the Internet: www.google.com/intl/en/ipv6/statistics.html

sep ,

You do as well, if you run any operating system newer then the last 10 years.

ngn , in we love open source!!1!
@ngn@lemy.lol avatar

thats what I call “perfectly cut”

Kojichan , in Happy World Turtle Day! One of my favourite turtle-releated software development things is that Firefox console will show a little turtle icon on slow requests. Picture also related.
@Kojichan@lemmy.world avatar

Turtle day? Then give praise to Tortoise SVN!

Thank you for your service in keeping my early programming safe on someone else’s computer!

mojofrododojo , in Every single time

burn it all down, start fresh?

JATtho , in Perpetual Motion finally achieved!

C++: you sure you want to do this? This will either: a) blow your foot off b) be too fast to be measured in micro-benchmarks.

b. B. B. a. then B.

You have chosen to simultaneously blow your arm off and be the fastest code thing on the planet. Congrats. Yes.

Redkey , in People keep telling me that Nuon is probably the most obscure video game platform ever created. Oh, they've not heard how the greybeards entertain themselves.

Every time I see yet another obscure game/platform article or video, I realise that I’ve once again forgotten how little most people delve into the history of their creative media. I’m teaching myself about Soviet clones and niche Japanese systems that came out before I was born, and some 20-something self-proclaimed video game historian is releasing a video titled “The most obscure game that NO-ONE remembers” and it’s about Legacy of Kain or Space Quest or Sly Cooper or some other million-selling franchise that just hasn’t had a new release in the last 5-10 years.

I’m waiting for these guys to get old enough to start seeing “world’s most obscure game” videos about Minecraft and Fortnite.

AIX is pretty obscure as a gaming platform, though, I’ll give you that.

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