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sirico , in Oopsi Woopsi
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

Linus has really gone off the deep end

backhdlp , in Oopsi Woopsi
@backhdlp@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

The weirder part is the issues they don’t do that in.

twopi , in dotnet developer

Well .NET is dead now so I guess .COM and .ORG are dead too?

quackers ,

.NET is better than ever wdym

revlayle ,

.net isn’t dead, that’s for sure. It’s not the top ecosystem, but it is pretty healthy.

NigelFrobisher , in dotnet developer

I’m developing it for X-Box One X.

OneCardboardBox , in dotnet developer

Sorry, what’s .Net again?

The runtime? You mean .Net, or .Net Core, or .Net Framework? Oh, you mean a web framework in .Net. Was that Asp.Net or AspNetcore?

Remind me why we let the “Can’t call it Windows 9” company design our enterprise language?

activ8r ,

Because they have dozens of years of experience! They didn’t learn anything from it, but they have it!

0x0 ,

Can’t call it Windows 9

But that actually made sense! They care about backwards compatibility.

For those not in the know: some legacy software checked if the OS name began with “Windows 9” to differentiate between 95 and future versions.

activ8r ,

It makes sense why they did it, but their messed up versioning was the cause to begin with. You should always assume Devs will cut corners in inappropriate ways.

pkill ,

They’ll cut corners the more the shittier APIs and ABIs you provide

dan ,
@dan@upvote.au avatar

The API is fine. It returns the internal version number (which is 4.0 for Windows 95), not a string. learn.microsoft.com/…/ns-winnt-osversioninfoexa. There’s no built-in API that returns “Windows 95” as a string.

puttputt ,

The reason they checked that it started with “Windows 9” was because it worked for “Windows 95” and “Windows 98”

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  • UndercoverUlrikHD ,

    Say whatever you want about Microsoft, but they don’t mess around with backwards compatibility.

    riodoro1 ,

    It’s easy to be backwards compatible when you’re backwards in general.

    Honytawk ,

    Well, better to be backwards with backwards compatibility than to just be backwards.

    looks at Apple

    Octopus1348 ,
    @Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

    I once heard some YouTuber say Windows uses \ in path names instead of / like everyone else because Microsoft thinks backwards.

    dan ,
    @dan@upvote.au avatar

    As what often happens, using `` for paths is for backwards compatibility.

    Neither CP/M nor MS-DOS 1.0 had folders. When folders were added in MS-DOS 2.0, the syntax had to be backwards compatible. DOS already used forward slashes for command-line options (e.g. DIR /W) so using them for folders would have been ambiguous - does that DIR command have a /W option, or is it viewing the contents of the W directory at the root of the drive? Backslashes weren’t used for anything so they used them for folders.

    This is the same reason why you can’t create files with device names like con, lpt1, and so on. DOS 2.0 has to retain backwards compatibility with 1.0 where you could do something like TYPE foo.txt > LPT1 to send a document to a printer. The device names are reserved globally so they can work regardless of what folder you’re in.

    nilloc ,

    They probably search for windows n(t) somewhere too ;)

    intensely_human ,

    it could’ve just been windows nine. or any other word that isn’t a number

    But “nine” is a word that is a number

    jadelord ,

    Strange argument… how does that prevent checks versus Windows 7, 8 and 1* all of which would be less than 9.

    Wrrzag ,
    @Wrrzag@lemmy.ml avatar

    Because it checks if the version starts with the string “Windows 9*”, not wether the number is less than 9.

    dan ,
    @dan@upvote.au avatar

    This is a myth - code that checks the version number uses the internal version number, which is 4.0 for Windows 95.

    dev_null ,

    An often repeated urban legend that has no basis in reality. Software checking the version of Windows gets “6.1” for Windows 7 and “6.2” for Windows 8. The marketing name doesn’t matter and is different.

    ziixe ,
    @ziixe@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    I was about to say that most apps should check the NT number but then I remembered that until XP it wasn’t common to run a NT system, but then I remembered NT 4 existed basically in the same timeframe as 95 did, and even if the argument went to “it’s a 9x application”, shouldn’t these OSes at least have some sort of build number or different identifier systems? Because as I said NT systems were around, so they would probably need a check for that

    chatokun ,

    Some programs just didn’t work on NT though. A lot of installers were more OS specific back then.

    mnemonicmonkeys ,

    Eh. I think Microsoft should have let that break so the spaghetti code finally gets fixed

    dan , (edited )
    @dan@upvote.au avatar

    some legacy software checked if the OS name began with “Windows 9” to differentiate between 95 and future versions.

    This is a myth. Windows doesn’t even have an API to give you the marketing name of the OS. Internally, Windows 95 is version 4.0 and Windows 98 is 4.1. The API to get the version returns the major and minor version separately, so to check for Windows 95 you’d check if majorVersion = 4 and minorVersion = 0.

    Edit: This is the return type from the API: learn.microsoft.com/…/ns-winnt-osversioninfoexa

    0x0 ,

    Maybe it’s a myth, but it sure sounds plausible. The software that checks the “Windows 9” substring doesn’t even have to exist for this to be reason they chose to skip to version 10 — they just had to be concerned that it might exist.

    Sure, maybe there’s no C function that returns the string, but there’s a ver command. It would be trivial to shell out to the command. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ver_(command)

    This doesn’t prove anything, but there are a TON of examples of code that checks for the substring. It’s not hard to imagine that code written circa 2000 would not be future proof. sourcegraph.com/search?q=context:global+""window…

    dan ,
    @dan@upvote.au avatar

    but there are a TON of examples of code that checks for the substring

    oh

    oh no

    There’s code in the JDK that does that??

    I really wish I didn’t see that.

    0x0 ,

    Yup!! Never look under the hood in software, you’ll just be disappointed ☹️

    dan ,
    @dan@upvote.au avatar

    I’ve been a software developer for 20 years and this comment is too real. Some days I’m amazed that any software even works at all.

    intensely_human ,

    Having worked in both food service and software, I encourage you not to visit the kitchen of any restaurants you enjoy either.

    0x0 ,

    Please don’t show me how the sausage is made

    Vladkar ,

    Remember when Nintendo was panned for the name “Wii U”, and Microsoft saw that and said “hold my beer”

    NigelFrobisher ,

    I’m developing it for Xbox One X.

    kogasa ,
    @kogasa@programming.dev avatar

    I really don’t think it’s that bad. The only weird thing is .NET Core becoming just .NET in version 5.

    dan ,
    @dan@upvote.au avatar

    Not too weird… It’s the “one true .NET version” now. The legacy .NET Framework had a good run but it’s not really receiving updates any more.

    kogasa ,
    @kogasa@programming.dev avatar

    I have no complaints about just calling it .NET. The distinction between .NET and .NET Framework isn’t much of a problem. It’s the fact that .NET and .NET Core aren’t actually different that’s odd. It underwent a name change without really being a different project, meanwhile the Framework -> Core change was actually a new project.

    dan ,
    @dan@upvote.au avatar

    It underwent a name change without really being a different project

    The name difference was only to differentiate the legacy .NET Framework with the new .NET Core while both were being developed concurrently. They never intended to keep the “Core” suffix forever. .NET Core had a lot of missing APIs compared to .NET Framework 4.5., and “.NET 1.0” would have been ambiguous. It was to signify that it was a new API that isn’t fully compatible yet.

    Once .NET Core implemented nearly all the APIs from the legacy .NET Framework, the version numbers were no longer ambiguous (starting from .NET 5.0), and the legacy framework wasn’t used as much as it used to be, it made sense to drop the “Core” suffix :)

    kogasa ,
    @kogasa@programming.dev avatar

    Yes… But ASP.NET Core kept the branding. Thus “Core” still exists, concurrently with the regular “.NET.”

    Lmaydev ,

    Actually they are different.

    .Net core, mono and xamarin used to be completely separate and slightly incompatible runtimes.

    They have all been unified under .Net so c# (and other .net languages) will run exactly the same on each.

    So the coreclr runtime still exists but you no longer need to target it specifically.

    turbodrooler ,

    Razor Blazor

    pewgar_seemsimandroid ,

    example.net

    Pfnic ,

    I have the same issue with Java. Oracle JDK, Open JDK or some other weird distribution? Enteprise Servers or a Framework like Springboot? It’s always easier if you’re familiar with the technology.

    stewie410 ,

    Hey now, why don’t you join my work and use jboss-4.2.2.GA? (kill me)

    XTornado ,

    .net core is not a thing anymore in case somebody it’s not aware, now is just .net. (unless you use really old version of course).

    kautau ,

    But it’s still the core lol

    github.com/dotnet/core

    XTornado ,

    Well the repo link yes… create a new repo and migrate everything… just so the url doesn’t say core no more it’s quite unnecessary.

    And to be honest actual code is currently under github.com/dotnet/dotnetThe other links is just for news and docs currently.

    kautau ,

    I agree, it was mostly a joke. But as the parent commenter explained, “.net is now dot net” is still confusing. They really should just cut ties with the .net name and start fresh. “.net is now MS Interop Framework” or some such. Adopt more sane server versioning moving forward, so searching for information isn’t so wild across all the possible variations and versions of .net, dot net core, dot net framework, asp.net, etc

    neutron ,

    I scream silently everytime.

    coloredgrayscale ,

    May I introduce you to Usb 3.x renaming?

    3.0, 3.1Gen1, 3.2Gen1, 3.2Gen1x1 are the 5Gbps version.

    3.1Gen2, 3.2Gen2, 3.2Gen1x2, 3.2Gen2x1 are the 10Gbps version.

    neutron ,

    Are those USB naming schemes, or edgy usernames from 2000s like xXx_31Gen3x1HardCore_xXx?

    revlayle ,

    The reasoning it was to not confuse with .net framework 4.x series, and since they went beyond 4.x, it’s just .net now. I believe .net core moniker was to explicitly distinguish is from framework versions.

    It didn’t help the confusion at all, tch. Being a .net guy since 1.0, you just figure it out eventually

    labsin ,

    They also couldn’t call it “.Net Core 4” so they called it “.Net 5”

    Will they keep skipping numbers or start thinking about not naming everything the same.

    Lmaydev ,

    .Net is both the umbrella term for the entire ecosystem and the new runtime haha

    Microsoft is so bad at naming things!

    Daft_ish , in dotnet developer

    I can’t even remember what dumb shit Trump was showing this guy.

    nelly_man , (edited )

    It was an interview with Jonathan Swan about COVID-19 where Trump had a bunch of papers with graphs trying to show that the US was doing well with cases. The paper he handed over showed the rates of deaths per case (though Trump didn’t seem to understand the graph), and Swan was asking him about the high rate of deaths in the US when looking at the total population of the country.

    youtu.be/NmrEfQG6pIg

    Daft_ish , (edited )

    Man, if the media was worth a damn it could absolutely bury Trump in negative campaign ads. It’s one thing to run a single valid negative campaign ad. With Trump you could collect them like fucking pokemon.

    FilthyHookerSpit ,

    You’d need over 30x the amount of total pokemon to match the amount of lies he’s told as president

    getoffthedrugsdude ,

    That’s a lotta pokémon

    MalachaiConstant ,

    That’s the problem though. His core supporters define themselves by who they oppose, so anything negative said about him is seen as an attack and becomes fuel for the hate machine

    Daft_ish , (edited )

    The hate machine runs on unicorns and rainbows. I’m not going around chasing unicorns and cursing at the sky.

    brbposting ,

    Did this video go unavailable in half an hour or is it region locked?

    Mirror (Piped)

    cashews_best_nut ,

    Thanks!

    Holy shit! That Swan guy is a fucking legend. I’ve never seen Trump get that hounded by a journalist before!! He needs to et this more often. Why the fuck aren’t more people pressuring him with questions like this?

    icydefiance ,

    Why the fuck aren’t more people pressuring him with questions like this?

    Because they’ll never get another interview with him, or most other Republican politicians. It’s a pathetic reason, but that’s all it takes.

    RozhkiNozhki ,
    @RozhkiNozhki@lemmy.world avatar

    Remember how he abolished press briefings at the White house because Sarah Sanders couldn’t and didn’t want to answer questions from those pesky journalists?

    brbposting ,
    bruhduh ,
    @bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

    Man did his best for us

    nelly_man ,

    Yeah, I found it on my laptop and was too lazy to send it over to my phone where I was on lemmy. So I typed it up, and then I actually sent the link to my phone when it was pointed out that it was broken.

    Well, maybe lazy isn’t the right word. But I was too something.

    brbposting ,

    Ah, I’m on Apple w/Universal Clipboard. I see Android alternatives out there!

    crystalmerchant ,

    Man it is HARD to believe this jabbering orangesicle was ever the president of the fucking United States

    JargonWagon ,

    And is a threat to be president yet again. God I hope not.

    Mesa ,
    @Mesa@programming.dev avatar

    “They are dying; it is what it is.”

    Easily hits one of the 10 things you do not want to hear the president of your country say.

    sirico , in dotnet developer
    @sirico@feddit.uk avatar

    Yes but I’ll l need to charge more as they require disclosure specific equipment

    ursakhiin , in dotnet developer

    It’s been my experience that the .NET developer will miss the actual statement and take it as an assault on .NET being the best solution for every use case.

    smb , in Bartender Qualifications

    my first guess is that they desperately search someone to take care for their websites progress bar

    [======*____________]

    Wich is part of the “Tender” template they use: w3layouts.com/tender-a-multipurpose-flat-bootstra…“Tender is a free HTML5 Multipurpose Template, with […]”

    and maybe they only have a dumb trainee or one of those super intelligent AIs to search for the specialists they urgently need (or both in combination)

    that should explain it ;-)

    who knows *gg

    follow me for more =D

    satanmat , in dotnet developer

    But we’re an EDU!!!

    envelope , in dotnet developer

    Given that .net was a TLD long before the framework came out, it was a stupid thing to name it. Caused confusion and the inability to Google things right away.

    schnurrito ,

    Microsoft names many things stupidly.

    xmunk ,

    Fuck you forever SQLServer. Transact was perfectly googleable.

    flathead ,

    wasn’t it originally idiotically named “SQL/Server”?

    Gork ,

    Microsoft Azure Blob

    (Yes it’s a real product they market)

    eerongal ,
    @eerongal@ttrpg.network avatar

    I mean, blob (and object storage in general) has been used as a term for a long time. It isn’t particularly new, and MS didn’t invent it.

    xmunk ,

    That’s sort of the problem. It’s easy to Google S3 since it’s a distinct (if obnoxiously short) term. Blob is already an overloaded term.

    An example of a great name from Microsoft is Excel, it’s relatively short but meaningless so if you Google “Excel Sum” you’ll get wonderful results… “Blob Get” is going to get you a lot of random stuff.

    Edit: the top result for blob get is accurate on Google but you’ll also quickly see this result from that site we all hate:

    Need help! How do I get the blob fish, basking shark and dwarf whale?

    kogasa ,
    @kogasa@programming.dev avatar

    Excel is a brand name, Azure Blob Storage is a descriptive title. It’s Azure’s blob storage service.

    xmunk ,

    What is Azure Blob Storage’s brand name then? I’m confused.

    jaybone ,

    This is why computer science is fucked.

    intensely_human ,

    Antilock Braking System

    kogasa ,
    @kogasa@programming.dev avatar

    It falls under the Azure brand.

    arschfidel ,

    Visual Studio Code

    masinko ,

    To prevent confusion, I call them “VS Code” and “Visual Studio IDE”, because if you say Visual Studio, people assume you mean Visual Studio Code.

    hemko ,

    And renames a random product every month, following a restructuring it’s licensing

    kameecoding ,

    At least they don’t control the most popular code hosting site along with the most popular code editing software, right? Right?

    Lmaydev ,

    Yeah Microsoft Entra is the latest one. Azure AD had such huge brand recognition and they just dropped it lol

    intensely_human ,

    “xbox”

    pelya ,

    It was pretty smart marketing move. Business people hear ‘dot net’ and nod wisely. Tech people hear ‘dot net’ and scrunch their faces. Either way people keep talking about Microsoft Java.

    neutron ,

    And this is why alcoholism is rampant. Please free me from this insanity.

    jwt ,

    It’s like naming your company x

    intensely_human ,

    Or the rectangular gaming console that you sell “xbox”

    NaibofTabr ,

    Like naming a new TLD .zip!

    jaybone ,

    That aligns with their fucked up naming conventions anyway.

    Pixel , in Bartender Qualifications

    You could say the bar for a tech job is high…

    JoShmoe , in dotnet developer

    Can you spot the error? Johnson went to the trump organization for a professional field.

    Rindel , in Bartender Qualifications

    I might be missing the joke, but Bartender is actually a real program for managing barcode readers!

    ____ , (edited )

    Are they based out of the PNW? Now that I think about it, I may actually have interviewed with them at one point.

    ETA: Yeah, pretty sure it was them, they’re PT and have a 425 DID for sales, and the company name is wholly unrelated to the product. Had forgotten about them entirely, and would have had the same reaction as OP to getting that email now.

    And it probably is the sw product the email was referencing, since Bartender is capitalized.

    Natanael ,

    All of those qualifications require that you can handle a cascade of requests and manage tables

    LazaroFilm , in dotnet developer
    @LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

    I can but we’ll need to re negotiate my salary.

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