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neuracnu , in <br>

( ( laughs in old… ) )

qarbone , in Googling

…the rest of that resume must be absolutely insane. Or he’s applying to be a businessman.

I’m out here with a Master’s degree and 3 years of work experience and I’m not even getting a first call. Shit’s tough out here.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Have you tried adding “Googling” as a skill?

qarbone ,

Fuck, I’m ready to try anything at this point.

starshipwinepineapple , in I'm afraid I accidentally blue... everything

Alright, which one of you 🙈 the PR last night

ValiantDust ,
@ValiantDust@feddit.org avatar

“LGTM”

Nice, done for today.

MajorHavoc ,

High fives all around! Push to production, and then let’s all go hit that bar that has such terrible cell reception.

vrkr ,
@vrkr@programming.dev avatar

PR?

starshipwinepineapple ,

Pull request aka merge request. Part of the approval process to add/ update code in a repository

lseif ,

in proprietry russia, PR merges YOU

Wogi , in OneDrive deleted my files!

I just want you to know that I tried to read this comment, got bored because it got technical, (user problem) and scrolled to the bottom to find the very helpful, important part, in giant letters and bolded. And I appreciate you.

Omgboom , in OneDrive deleted my files!

I only know about OneDrive for business, but you might check the recycle bin in OneDrive online.

Edit also OneDrive changes the folder where your desktop is mapped to, so you might make sure you are CD’ing to the right location

nyan , in Always try sudo

bash: sudo: command not found

After all, we don’t know that he has it installed, especially if he’s running a really old distro.

Ironfacebuster , in No common rube

I have a dark secret. I used to have CenturyLink DSL around 5 years ago, and the tech asked me if I had restarted the modem during one of the many stints where I would get bits per second rather than the “10mbps” we were supposed to get

I lied every time. I’m sorry CenturyLink tech support employee, but man did CenturyLink suck, and man am I absolutely sure that it never fixed the issue.

At one point I filed a complaint with the FCC and got a letter from CenturyLink telling me that they knew about the complaint!

PaintedSnail ,

We know when you lie. We can see uptime stats.

Ironfacebuster ,

Well no wonder I never had more bandwidth, it’s all your metrics eating it up!

PaintedSnail ,

The metrics are the only important part! How else are we supposed to know how good the line is unless we constantly stress test the line by collecting data? Your ability to use the line is not a useful metric, so we don’t worry about that.

VirtualOdour , in Why spend money on ChatGPT?

This is probably the free gpt anyway, and the free specialist models are much better for coding than this one is going to be

Stitch0815 ,

Do you have some examples maybe?

Asking for myself

onlinepersona , in Mcafee accidentally made users call the devs of SQLite and complain.

What a time it must’ve been, being able to publish your phone number online without fear. Now you give it to any website and it’s sold straight away to advertisers. Making it public would be a nightmare.

Anti Commercial-AI license

PlexSheep ,

Making it public is required by law at least in Germany, Impressumspflicht

Ullallulloo ,
@Ullallulloo@civilloquy.com avatar

I have my phone number on my personal website—never had any adverse consequences. In fact, the only two calls I’ve gotten have both been at my work number which isn’t on there somehow. One to ask a genuine question and one to give me 30 bucks in appreciation.

dohpaz42 ,
@dohpaz42@lemmy.world avatar

You don’t even need to make public yourself. City governments do it automatically, mostly if you’re a home owner. Other companies do it because they keep getting hacked.

Try it.

Go to your favorite search engine and type in your phone number (format it to look like a phone number). If you haven’t already gone through and had yourself removed from these types of sites, you’ll be appalled at what you find.

BlastboomStrice , in Please stop
@BlastboomStrice@mander.xyz avatar

It is possible though to get newer versions using flathub or somethibg, right? (I know very little about linux, but I’m thinking of switching from win10 to debian next year.)

TechnicallyColors ,

For normal desktop users, yeah Debian Stable + Flatpaks is a winning combo for picking the software that you want to be cutting-edge and leaving the rest to rock-solid stability. Normally Linux distros keep a full ecosystem of packages that interop and depend on each other, but solutions like Flatpak have their own little microcosm of dependencies that can be used independently of the host distro. There are also Debian Backports for when you want native Debian packages that are more cutting-edge but still compiled to work with your older base system. Backports are not available for most packages but sometimes the important ones are available, like the Linux kernel itself. You can also try to compile your own backports, but you’ll be responsible for updating it.

Cube6392 ,
  1. No better time than the present
  2. Yes there are ways of acquiring the latest packages even on Debian stable. Usually I end up compiling that stuff myself
  3. If you’re at all unsure if you want to deal with Debian not pushing the latest and greatest updates you do have options such as running Debian Testing or MX Linux (which itself is based on Debian Testing)
BlastboomStrice ,
@BlastboomStrice@mander.xyz avatar
  1. No better time than the present

Look, I’m already trying (and kinda succedding) to avoid doing some hard tasks I have to do, don’t push me further into the rabbit hole.😆

Ugh, now I’m considering doing it in 2 weeks, what have you donee

MajorHavoc ,

Sweet. Welcome to the cult of Debian.

We (Debian users and contributors) are inevitable. Our quiet satisfied computing cannot be stopped, only delayed.

We should consider getting some fancy robes and a few club houses, though. The only thing that can make Debian better is cookies and tea.

Cube6392 ,

Sure thing. Just remember its better to do things you want to do rather than waiting for things to be perfect. Lord knows its something I need reminded of sometimes

ReeSilva , in Stop use docker
@ReeSilva@bolha.forum avatar

hahahahahahaj I don’t know if it is funny because it is absurd or if it is funny because there are some folks out there that really think like that hahahahah

booly ,

This meme format works best to absurdly overstate the uselessness of something you find mildly annoying. That’s when it’s funniest, because the criticisms are grounded in something real, and the low-stakes controversy makes the aggressive tone funny in context.

Holzkohlen , in Stop use docker

I use podman and have absolutely no idea what I am doing. Send help

nobleshift , in Derisking a project 1 year out
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  • Thcdenton ,

    I’m so glad the industry spit me out like a fishbone

    ArmokGoB ,

    Same, except now I don’t know how I’m gonna pay next month’s rent. (I was spit out a while ago.)

    match ,
    @match@pawb.social avatar

    Have you tried setting [ECONOMY: NO] in the raws?

    ArmokGoB ,

    That gave me a chuckle.

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  • ArmokGoB ,

    I thought about doing that, but I don’t have the training or license to drive a boat. I’m in Hawaii, so it can get pretty rough out in the ocean. I’m also not sure how I would get money for food and stuff. I don’t have massive savings or anything.

    HubertManne , in Derisking a project 1 year out

    ugh. we plan user stories by quarters and everything after sprint1 is just generic garbage because it generally depends on the results of sprint1.

    Anticorp ,

    Ticket 24987: “Do the needful”

    LeroyJenkins ,

    if I’m leading a project, I avoid this by begging POs to give me a sprint 0 where i solo code out all the scaffolding ground work before all the other engineers join the project.

    butter , in Centipedes aren't bugs, they're arthropods

    The question here isn’t “will this work”.

    The question is “what will it take to make this work”

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