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chahk , in Bartender Qualifications

Two software developers walk into a bar…

Sigh_Bafanada , in Bartender Qualifications

Sideshow Bob got a CS degree and now people are looking to hire him as a BartEnder

JonEFive ,

Die Bart die

phorq ,

Translation from German: The Bart the

SVcross , in Bartender Qualifications
@SVcross@lemmy.world avatar

It is because you’ll be the Ender of Barts.

mikidep OP , in We did this to ourselves

Op here back from the dead. This is in fact not a stab at dynamically typed languages, or at least not only: statically typed languages such as Java also support this kind of construct. In fact, one could develop a technically type safe programming language where an instanceof construct has sound semantics.

What instanceof breaks is something called polymorphic parametricity, i.e. the fact that generic functions don’t know anything specific about the types they are generic over. This is the fundamental condition for what in the community is dubbed “theorems for free”, that is, naturality of generic functions between generic types.

Gork , in dotnet developer

No, you’ll need to contact Kim Dotcom. I am merely Kim Dotnet.

Sanctus , in dotnet developer
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

I can, but due to the extra strains involved the price of this contract will increase.

MagicShel ,

How many strains does it take to develop using .net? Are we talking high end or ditch weed?

NoLifeKing ,

We talk about 2 bottles of Cuban Rum and 3 packs of sour gummy worms on top of the pay.

Feathercrown ,

Sour? That’s top quality, you drive a hard bargain

uphillbothways ,
@uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

You think that now... Wait 'til I bargain a hard drive.

Feathercrown ,

I’ll trade you two soft drives for it

Antaeus , in dotnet developer

That’s hilarious!

LazaroFilm , in dotnet developer
@LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

I can but we’ll need to re negotiate my salary.

Rindel , in Bartender Qualifications

I might be missing the joke, but Bartender is actually a real program for managing barcode readers!

____ , (edited )

Are they based out of the PNW? Now that I think about it, I may actually have interviewed with them at one point.

ETA: Yeah, pretty sure it was them, they’re PT and have a 425 DID for sales, and the company name is wholly unrelated to the product. Had forgotten about them entirely, and would have had the same reaction as OP to getting that email now.

And it probably is the sw product the email was referencing, since Bartender is capitalized.

Natanael ,

All of those qualifications require that you can handle a cascade of requests and manage tables

JoShmoe , in dotnet developer

Can you spot the error? Johnson went to the trump organization for a professional field.

Pixel , in Bartender Qualifications

You could say the bar for a tech job is high…

envelope , in dotnet developer

Given that .net was a TLD long before the framework came out, it was a stupid thing to name it. Caused confusion and the inability to Google things right away.

schnurrito ,

Microsoft names many things stupidly.

xmunk ,

Fuck you forever SQLServer. Transact was perfectly googleable.

flathead ,

wasn’t it originally idiotically named “SQL/Server”?

Gork ,

Microsoft Azure Blob

(Yes it’s a real product they market)

eerongal ,
@eerongal@ttrpg.network avatar

I mean, blob (and object storage in general) has been used as a term for a long time. It isn’t particularly new, and MS didn’t invent it.

xmunk ,

That’s sort of the problem. It’s easy to Google S3 since it’s a distinct (if obnoxiously short) term. Blob is already an overloaded term.

An example of a great name from Microsoft is Excel, it’s relatively short but meaningless so if you Google “Excel Sum” you’ll get wonderful results… “Blob Get” is going to get you a lot of random stuff.

Edit: the top result for blob get is accurate on Google but you’ll also quickly see this result from that site we all hate:

Need help! How do I get the blob fish, basking shark and dwarf whale?

kogasa ,
@kogasa@programming.dev avatar

Excel is a brand name, Azure Blob Storage is a descriptive title. It’s Azure’s blob storage service.

xmunk ,

What is Azure Blob Storage’s brand name then? I’m confused.

jaybone ,

This is why computer science is fucked.

intensely_human ,

Antilock Braking System

kogasa ,
@kogasa@programming.dev avatar

It falls under the Azure brand.

arschfidel ,

Visual Studio Code

masinko ,

To prevent confusion, I call them “VS Code” and “Visual Studio IDE”, because if you say Visual Studio, people assume you mean Visual Studio Code.

hemko ,

And renames a random product every month, following a restructuring it’s licensing

kameecoding ,

At least they don’t control the most popular code hosting site along with the most popular code editing software, right? Right?

Lmaydev ,

Yeah Microsoft Entra is the latest one. Azure AD had such huge brand recognition and they just dropped it lol

intensely_human ,

“xbox”

pelya ,

It was pretty smart marketing move. Business people hear ‘dot net’ and nod wisely. Tech people hear ‘dot net’ and scrunch their faces. Either way people keep talking about Microsoft Java.

neutron ,

And this is why alcoholism is rampant. Please free me from this insanity.

jwt ,

It’s like naming your company x

intensely_human ,

Or the rectangular gaming console that you sell “xbox”

NaibofTabr ,

Like naming a new TLD .zip!

jaybone ,

That aligns with their fucked up naming conventions anyway.

satanmat , in dotnet developer

But we’re an EDU!!!

smb , in Bartender Qualifications

my first guess is that they desperately search someone to take care for their websites progress bar

[======*____________]

Wich is part of the “Tender” template they use: w3layouts.com/tender-a-multipurpose-flat-bootstra…“Tender is a free HTML5 Multipurpose Template, with […]”

and maybe they only have a dumb trainee or one of those super intelligent AIs to search for the specialists they urgently need (or both in combination)

that should explain it ;-)

who knows *gg

follow me for more =D

ursakhiin , in dotnet developer

It’s been my experience that the .NET developer will miss the actual statement and take it as an assault on .NET being the best solution for every use case.

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