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mindbleach , in It's kahoot time

GA: You Sure Are Saying Kahoots

Kissaki , in White House weighing in on the big issues

I think the guideline should be: future software should be written on a whim

LudwigvanBeethoven , in Uh....oh....i guess it's work then

it’s SQL

perviouslyiner , in Uh....oh....i guess it's work then

tfw you go from “why isn’t it working?” to “how could this ever have worked?

OpenStars , in Uh....oh....i guess it's work then
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

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I was going to say “in an interpreted language”, but this sounds funnier.:-)

RamblingPanda , in Uh....oh....i guess it's work then

Tests that can’t work: work.

Something is wrong, but I don’t know what and how.

devilish666 OP ,

Well just go to next stage & pretend never saw it

RamblingPanda ,

@Disabled

Just to be sure 🙄

Matty_r ,
@Matty_r@programming.dev avatar

That’s when you realize you were editing the same file that exists in the wrong directory the whole time.

RamblingPanda ,

What? That never happened to me. Go away! 🙄

steventhedev , in Should I file a bug report? 😀

And here I was thinking that adding timezones for mars was going to be the biggest timezone headache in the next 5 years.

https://xkcd.com/2867/

souperk ,
@souperk@reddthat.com avatar

Reminds me when dayjs decided to change the duration of a month during a random bugfix. I had to update so many tests…

Now I am going to share a horror story: Multitimezone Operational Calendars

jamesthurley , in Should I file a bug report? 😀

Off topic, but what terminal font is that? The nerd font icons are a very generous size.

snaggen OP ,
@snaggen@programming.dev avatar

That is wezterm which have builtin Nerd Font fallback, and I actually think WezTerm renders it to wide to fit it better with other fonts. But the rest of the font is JetBrains Mono

ryannathans , in Should I file a bug report? 😀

I think it blows up because you need the Swedish calendar for the date to be valid, our calendar doesn’t have this day. The date occurred when Sweden used a different calendar

mox , in codeStyle

One advantage of snake case is never having to remember which letters of every acronym or compound word each author decided to capitalize.

xigoi ,
@xigoi@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I just like to treat acronyms/initialisms as normal words. sendHttpRequest, etc.

Mesa ,
@Mesa@programming.dev avatar

This is the way.

Ghoelian ,

You already don’t have to do that. That’s what IDE’s have autocomplete for.

mox ,

That viewpoint makes bold assumptions about language, toolset, and preference.

It also suggests sweeping the dirt under the rug instead of not having it on the floor in the first place.

force , (edited ) in codeStyle

snake case for everything, pascal case for struct/enum/class/trait names, and screaming snake case for constexpr identifiers is the superior method of naming. FUCK camel case, java/c# naming conventions are dumb and stupid and cringe, rust did it right

i’m in pain every time i use scala/f# or something and i have to actually interact with those HEATHEN java/c#-conformist identifiers

mox ,

screaming snake case

What a great name for that style. Thank you.

GeniusIsme ,

Apart from screaming case, which is for textual macros, i approve.

onion , in Should I file a bug report? 😀
snaggen OP , (edited )
@snaggen@programming.dev avatar

Yes, that was the first that came to my mind when I saw the TIL post… which also was why I felt the need to see if that rant is still valid, or if modern libraries could handle that.

WeirdAlex03 ,
@WeirdAlex03@lemmy.zip avatar

And then you get a call from a Swedish Wikipedia editor and they say:

February 30 was a day that happened in Sweden, 1712.[4] This occurred because, instead of changing from the Julian calendar to the Gregorian calendar by omitting a block of consecutive days, as had been done in other countries, the Swedish Empire planned to change gradually by omitting all leap days from 1700 to 1740, inclusive. Although the leap day was omitted in February 1700, the Great Northern War began later that year, diverting the attention of the Swedes from their calendar so that they did not omit leap days on the next two occasions; 1704 and 1708 remained leap years.[5]

To avoid confusion and further mistakes, the Julian calendar was restored in 1712 by adding an extra leap day, thus giving that year the only known actual use of February 30 in a calendar. That day corresponded to February 29 in the Julian calendar and to March 11 in the Gregorian calendar.[5][6] The Swedish conversion to the Gregorian calendar was finally accomplished in 1753, when February 17 was followed by March 1.[5]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_non-standard_dates#…

sag , in I need this....

It’s not working It make my code look pretty not shitty 3/10

Kissaki , in Company forgets why they exist after 11-week migration to Kubernetes

The site name’s a play on “The Onion” so it’s gotta be satire, right? I couldn’t find an about page to confirm.

Yes, it’s satire.

The page is run by one author www.theolognion.com/about and no description or goal described

Runs on “substack” platform (standard software)

The story reads like a story, and the mentioned company does not exist

fruitycoder , (edited ) in Company forgets why they exist after 11-week migration to Kubernetes

Some on here once described the idea of an innovation budget. Basically you can do about 3 new things at once before you forget what the hell you are doing and that has made so much sense to me.

GarytheSnail ,
@GarytheSnail@programming.dev avatar

Looks like you also ran over your sentence budget.

fruitycoder ,

I’ll honest I was so tired that I barely got out that last sentence as I was typing.

GarytheSnail ,
@GarytheSnail@programming.dev avatar

You’re still on cooldown for some words it seems.

fruitycoder ,

Lmao, why use many word when few do word do trick /s

marcos ,

It’s not that you forget what you are doing.

It’s that all the unknown problems start interfering with each other, so you can’t manage to do anything.

fruitycoder ,

That is probably most common! The forgetting what you are doing part probably only comes so far down the road of trying to make a system that works despite all the interferences.

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