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tibi , in data secured

Fucking Teams does this and it’s really annoying. Clicking the downloaded notification doesn’t take you to where the file was downloaded.

sfgifz ,

Doesn’t it? I always click on one of those notifications and it opens the download folder for me 🤔

rony4102 ,
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It downloads in downloads folder everytime :P

altima_neo ,
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For us it saves it into one drive

BehindTheBarrier ,

How about clicking a document link, and they fucking put Word as a tab inside Teams, just so Teams can be even more bloated and make viewing documents a pain. Teams have come a long way from when I started my job, now it’s not a dysfunctional mess, but things like that still annoy me.

JackbyDev ,

When you change your password for something and the Gmail app takes you to the internal browser and 1password doesn’t recognize the password field so you switch to 1password but when you come back to Gmail the internal browser window is gone

fartsparkles , in data secured

PowerToys Run or Everything are the Windows search replacement everyone needs.

JBloodthorn ,
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Seconding Everything. Being able to search for text inside of files has been a godsend.

thedoginthewok , (edited )

There’s an Addon for Powertoys Run that integrates Everything and it’s awesome.

fartsparkles ,

Omg I love you, thedoginthewok!

FellowEnt , in Stop doing Color Management!

Used to be in charge of wet proofing and colour management for a design studio. Accurate meme.

Jakylla , in Supermarket AI meal planner app suggests recipe that would create chlorine gas
@Jakylla@sh.itjust.works avatar

Man I love AIs, the 2020’s way of trolling

Crul , in Good Old Windows
ekZepp OP ,
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👌

Acetamide , in Java
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AFAIK most typed languages have this behaviour.

Lmaydev ,

Because ints are way smaller. Over a certain value it would always fail.

larvyde ,

Yea but at those values floating points can’t represent fractions anyway

Lmaydev ,

Exactly. So if cast to int you’d either get an error or 0 for everything above a certain value.

dingleberry , in Movies vs life

And encryption is when you fondle a holographic semi-transparent ball with your fingers.

milkjug ,
@milkjug@lemmy.world avatar

That’s not the kind of ball-fondling I had in mind.

JackbyDev ,

Fellas, is it gay to decrypt?

milkjug ,
@milkjug@lemmy.world avatar

Only if your bits touch.

bruhduh , in I am a software developer at PornHub
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What’s the difference between man on man and fullstack tho?

gnutrino ,

With man-on-man you’re at least consenting to get fucked and they generally use lube.

FuglyDuck ,
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Depends. Man on man is generic.

Full stack is… you know. fullnstack

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

How big does a stack of man on man have to be in order to be considered fullstack?

Klear , (edited )

You get more than $600 for fullstack?

zqwzzle , in rm -rf /

Why not ‘git clean -dxf’?

SpaceNoodle ,

Nuke the reflog

xantoxis , in Brainstorming

This is exactly why I have a whiteboard in my bathroom for brilliant ideas, and toilet paper in conference rooms for when I wanna take a shit

Kalkaline , in The team that pushed yesterday's Crowdstrike update has been identified.
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This is a fake picture, I see no furries

MystikIncarnate ,

Makes aeroplane noises and gestures above head

captain_aggravated ,
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🛩️

😶‍🌫️

Crow , in Which one???

Afaik the difference is whether a session is interactive or not, and non-interactive ones don’t source the rc

JackbyDev OP ,

But what would I want in a login shell that I don’t also want in a non login shell?

Crow ,

Presumably just to get rid of unnecessary stuff that would slow down the start of all bash instances. Also aliases that could fuck with scripts

JackbyDev OP ,

This really triggered an itch in me and I’m having trouble finding answers. It sounds like .profile might get sourced by your desktop environment when you log in but I’m having trouble finding out one way or the other. Every search I make just ends up with people asking about shells.

InFerNo , in After a particularly annoying update today

While we’re on this topic, why does “update and shutdown” reboot the PC after updating? Just had this the other day. Was in my bed when I heard the PC running and when I got up to check, lo and behold, the login screen…

AnUnusualRelic ,
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I thought that it restarted the pc, finished its whatever and then shut it down.

(Disclaimer: I don’t really use windows, so I’m not super familiar with its latest shenanigans)

Honytawk ,

That is indeed the way it should happen.

Some updates require a restart to finish.

Pika ,
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This is what is supposed to happen with that option, in reality there is a very good chance that it just doesn’t shut itself off afterward. Back when I used the OS I would have it set to auto update and since I shut my computer off nightly I didn’t have a problem with it, but I found that it had a fairly good chance that if it updated when I shut it down my computer would still be running when I woke up in the morning. My work around that I put for it is I put a scheduled shutdown in task scheduler for early in the morning when I knew I was never up so if the system had restarted but failed to power itself back off again it would turn itself off.

bleistift2 OP ,
InFerNo ,

That’s giving me a server error

bleistift2 OP ,

Right, I forgot about that.

It’s a mediocre meme I made to bitch about your point.

henfredemars , in They did not reply.

Hi! You live in Anonymous Proxy too?!

sukhmel , in "No way to prevent this" say users of only language where this regularly happens - 07/01/2024

Also, I like how this problem had a really simple solution all along

There really isn’t anything we can do to prevent memory safety vulnerabilities from happening if the programmer doesn’t want to write their code in a robust manner.

Yeah, totally, it’s all those faulty programmers fault. They should’ve written good programmes instead of the bad ones, but they just refuse to listen

onlinepersona OP , (edited )

Right, those devs with 20+ years C experience don’t know shit about the language and are just lazy. They don’t want to catch up with the times and write safe C. It’s me, the dude with 5 years of university experience who will set it straight. Look at my hello world program, not a single line of vulnerable code.

Anti Commercial-AI license

sukhmel ,

This is not completely wrong, though

onlinepersona OP , (edited )

Yeah, for sure. Human error is involved in C and inertia too. New coding practices and libraries aren’t used, tests aren’t written, code quality sucks (variable names in C are notoriously cryptic), there’s little documentation, many things are rewritten (seems like everybody has rewritten memory allocation at least once), one’s casual void * is another’s absolute nono, and so on.

C just makes it really easy to make mistakes.

Anti Commercial-AI license

Corbin ,

It has nothing to do with knowing the language and everything to do with what’s outside of the language. C hasn’t resembled CPUs for decades and can’t be reasonably retrofitted for safety.

asyncrosaurus ,

Well yeah, 100% of programming errors are programmers fault.

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