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JoShmoe , in What if we added a social component like "Stories" to this calculator app?

Com’on guys lets all give out our Calculator handlers

Brussels5728 , in california how to get id

Good video interaction, unfortunately seems to be a bot farm that posted it to YT.

DriftinGrifter , in ???

Isn’t this how everyone learns and does stuff? No one knows how to code since day one and no one tells people not to change files to executables without further inquiry I mean I get that its a meme but…

Jallu , in What if we added a social component like "Stories" to this calculator app?

Stories of 80085, thanks.

odium , in Bartender Qualifications

Bartender for a bar with a bunch of these.

Though Python, C, or C++ prob fits better.

xmunk , in Bartender Qualifications

Do you feel comfortable implementing pub-sub in our product?

db2 , in Bartender Qualifications

SELECT * FROM Customers WHERE glass=‘empty’;

astraeus ,
@astraeus@programming.dev avatar

glass_content === 0

kautau ,

Invalid type assertion to “Number.” Expects one of “Customer” Traits: CUSTOMER_IS_WASTED, CUSTOMER_NEEDS_MORE_BOOZE, CUSTOMER_IS_BIG_TIPPER, CUSTOMER_IS_STARTING_A_FIGHT, CUSTOMER_IS_KEANU_REEVES

hakunawazo ,

…AND behavior = ‘nice’?

For reference:
img.ifunny.co/…/84367d463ab592ae1781d52ac110aca72…

psud ,

For that to work, one must pronounce SQL as an acronym, not an initialism

Some people will be constitutionally unable to make that tune work

datelmd5sum ,

I would not fill my glass with string.

theneverfox ,
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

You forgot to order by perceived_wealth and attractiveness desc

Flipper , in Bartender Qualifications

It all depends on the amount they are willing to give me.

tsonfeir ,
@tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

For my salary, I’d rather be a bartender.

Patches ,

Only work 3 days per week and very short shifts. Your day ends exactly when you clock out. There is no work to bring home, or ruminate about. What’s not to love?

tsonfeir ,
@tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

No waking up in the middle of the of the night panicked, rushing to your work laptop, getting on the vpn, greping logs, and realizing it was all a dream and that never happened.

Yeah, I’ll just mix the drinks strong.

JoMiran , in Bartender Qualifications
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

SPOILER ALERT: Bartender is a software application used to read large number of barcodes, QR codes, RFID, etc. at high speed.

Bonehead ,

While that may be true, this is still likely an automated response built by a script that found some keywords on your profile. I still get the occasional proposition for RPG work, and I haven't touched an AS/400 in over a 20 years which my profile reflects. I haven't even touched my profile in years. But the script doesn't care about that. That's for the HR rep to filter out later if you respond.

JagFel ,

Why you are no doubt correct; as someone who’s had to support a BarTender based automated print system in a manufacturing company, this skillet need doesn’t surprise me at all and is part of why the software gave me a drinking problem.

kautau ,

So you’re saying it would help to have both a bartender, and a bartender specialist on the team. Seems like we might be doing the bot a disservice here

JagFel ,

Another example of corporate cost cutting, making the employees serve their own drinks.

theneverfox ,
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

I’m still getting weekly emails (and who knows how many linked in messages) trying to recruit me over a profile I haven’t updated in a decade…aka 2 years after I entered the industry

One of these days, I’m going to set up my AI assistant to respond. Who knows, with an even playing field maybe some of them will be worthwhile

Aatube ,
@Aatube@kbin.social avatar

For North Italia, a pizzeria?

Also, I looked it up and the software has a capitalized T.

psud ,

Southern Italy is better at pizza. Florence is about the best

SkippingRelax ,

Southern Italy is better at pizza, we all agree atelier all that’s where pizza comes from. Florence is not in the south however, you might have had a good pizza, you can eat very good pizza everywhere in Italy. That said general consensus is Naples is where you want to go for the good good shit.

psud ,

You’re correct. I was confusing the two cities

some_guy ,

Hey, don’t you come round here messing up a funny misunderstanding with FACTS.

RisingSwell ,

Shit I want that, my work breaks if I scan two items in one second

AgentGrimstone ,

Unfortunate name. Is Bartender well known in the programming world? I wonder if they have trouble getting candidates.

emuspawn ,
@emuspawn@orbiting.observer avatar

It’s fairly known in the Enterprise IT world; like others say, it does induce drinking.

psud ,

Gotta stay at the Ballmer peak

MashedTech ,

North Italia doesn’t seem to be a software company.

ipkpjersi ,

But… North Italia is a pizzeria?

https://i.imgur.com/hGdZhGz.png

Natanael ,

Warehouse management?

blindbunny , in Bartender Qualifications

This is why I deleted my indeed

Skullgrid ,
@Skullgrid@lemmy.world avatar

You guys are making profiles for job sites and not just applying to companies listing there?

blindbunny ,

I’m an uneducated pleb with a certain set of skills. But you are correct

tsonfeir ,
@tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

My current job came from tossing my profile up on indeed. My previous one from Dice, one before that from an agent who found me online.

I prefer they come to me.

MisterNeon , in Bartender Qualifications
@MisterNeon@lemmy.world avatar

As a front end developer this makes me want to drink.

frezik ,

As a backend devleoper, it makes me want to blame a frontend developer for how much I drink.

MisterNeon ,
@MisterNeon@lemmy.world avatar

We both know it’s the project manager that drives us to the bottle.

UxyIVrljPeRl ,

Imiss my last manager, he bought the bottle.

MisterNeon ,
@MisterNeon@lemmy.world avatar

I’m seeing at least 4 people that need to get full stack drunk together.

pacofrommexico ,

This exchange warms my heart

SnipingNinja ,

I’m not a developer of any ends, but I would love to join you lot in getting drunk, I have some experience with computers and understand very basic terms, so there won’t be any issues here

psud ,

I’m a scrum master. Drinking now. A lot

xmunk , in Bartender Qualifications

Wait… they want someone skilled in HTML/CSS, Javascript and SQL?!?

I hope to fuck they’re using a node backend otherwise… the client scripts running in the browser are assembling SQL?

joyjoy ,

<span style="color:#323232;">SELECT * FROM drinks WHERE alccontent > 0.15 AND type = "wine" AND vintageyear < 2010 LIMIT 1;
</span><span style="color:#323232;">DROP TABLE drinks;
</span>
dan ,
@dan@upvote.au avatar

The SQL knowledge might be for analytical (OLAP) rather than transactional queries in which case it’d be entirely separate to the website work. Maybe the design of the site would change based on how people are currently using it, and they want someone that can look at rhe data? I’m unsure.

Ascend910 ,

They want you to train their latest AI bartender

MonsiuerPatEBrown , in Bartender Qualifications

people with art degrees are horrified.

stay in your lane, software people!

viking ,
@viking@infosec.pub avatar

I thought art majors are designate taxi drivers.

rgb3x3 ,

They’re the baristas. Because at least they can make latte art while they scrounge for tips from the tip jar.

supercriticalcheese ,

CS is a different art but still artistic

Cold_Brew_Enema , in Bartender Qualifications

Is SQL not a good skill to have? I’m an extremely strong sql writer in a senior position, but was going to test the waters soon.

1couchpotato ,

Sounds like you’re almost qualified to be a bartender

Cold_Brew_Enema ,

Well that’s good news. Thanks!

psud ,

Your username sounds like a way to become very caffeinated

Omega_Jimes , in Bartender Qualifications

Those interests usually mean you have good experience with alcohol.

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

And serving irish coffee, I suppose

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