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elxeno , in White House weighing in on the big issues

You just need to watch one video to learn neovim.

CosmicCleric , in dont();
@CosmicCleric@lemmy.world avatar

What, no null check on ‘goingToHitStuff’?

NegativeLookBehind , in Company forgets why they exist after 11-week migration to Kubernetes
@NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world avatar

I read somewhere that Volkswagen has about 900 K8s clusters. I feel that there is a direct correlation between this and the quality of their shitty cars.

DudeDudenson ,

Seriously curious here, what cars would you consider not to be shitty?

NegativeLookBehind ,
@NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world avatar

Toyotas, mostly.

RGB3x3 ,

Mazdas too.

NegativeLookBehind ,
@NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world avatar

True, just not the rotaries ;)

marx2k ,

Honda

fuckwit_mcbumcrumble ,

Mostly the non German ones.

DudeDudenson ,

Interesting, maybe I’m just used to living in south America where even the crap German cars are better than the “premium” Brazilian and Indonesian cars we get

fuckwit_mcbumcrumble ,

Down in Costa Rica I’d definitely take a VW over the invasion of Chinese cars.

But in the United States? I wouldn’t touch those overly complicated POS. The ones we get aren’t the simple cheap ones for outside the US market.

crispy_kilt ,

That’s not unusual, my company has an internal K8saaS product as well, so there are a lot of clusters

Lodra , in Company forgets why they exist after 11-week migration to Kubernetes
@Lodra@programming.dev avatar

The CEO now seeks help from Phutar Afrayughum, a psychic and extrasensory perception specialist who allegedly helped Google increase their marketshare in the messaging app market, and was also involved in developing the Material Design framework.

Seems like a legit article :shrug:

fidodo ,

Yeah I thought it was satire until I read that. I can’t think of an explanation for Google’s product decisions in any other way

deegeese , in Company forgets why they exist after 11-week migration to Kubernetes

I think they’re describing my company’s upcoming GCP -> AWS migration.

slazer2au ,

Hope you are getting a rebate on those egress fees.

gandalf_der_12te , in I need this.... 

<span style="color:#323232;">function is_equal (x, y) {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  if (x == y)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">      print("x is equal to y")
</span><span style="color:#323232;">      return true;
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  return false;
</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span>
MTK , (edited )

`function is_equal (x, y) {

if (is_equal(x,y))


<span style="color:#323232;">  print("x is equal to y")
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  return true;
</span>

return false;

}`

Fixed it for you

Ironfacebuster , 

<span style="color:#323232;">function is_equal (x ,y) {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    if (Math.Random() > 0.38) {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">        console.log(x + " is equal to " + y)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">        return true
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    }
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    return false
</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span>
KairuByte ,
@KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Wouldn’t this fail to compile due to the missing semicolon, and if that is corrected only ever return true?

Ziglin ,

Compile? This is JavaScript! Semicolons are optional, didn’t you know?

KairuByte ,
@KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Mmm I don’t think this could be JavaScript. Unless we are always returning true.

TheGiantKorean , in White House weighing in on the big issues
@TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world avatar

Vim is like the Hotel California.

ripcord ,
@ripcord@lemmy.world avatar

On (classic) rock stations so much when I was a kid that it makes me want to stab myself in the ears?

Shareni ,

Full of prostitutes and heroin addicts?

nieceandtows , in White House weighing in on the big issues

Waiting for an executive order on vim vs neovim.

db2 , in magnetic fields

Too bad it doesn’t work horizontally.

humorlessrepost , in White House weighing in on the big issues

Front end dev here. SublimeText all day eryday.

criitz ,

I just switched from Sublime Text to VSCode, so far so good

Assman , in I need this....
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Okay where’s the link

loudWaterEnjoyer ,

https://github.com/rohitdhas/shittier

CodeMonkey ,

It looks like it targets JavaScript, the language that least needs it. What is the job security advantage of this tool over a minifier?

learningduck ,

Guess, it’s to make your code look hand crafted and not copied from Chat GPT or SO for some take home assignment.

_cnt0 , in White House weighing in on the big issues
@_cnt0@sh.itjust.works avatar

Obligatory: how to exit vim

vim > emacs, though.

jaybone , in White House weighing in on the big issues

As a vim user, seems emacs is the more difficult one to quit.

milicent_bystandr ,

I tell myself I can quit vim, but somehow I keep going back to it…

Emacs just starts too slowly. Helps to break the dopamine cycle.

HootinNHollerin , in I need this....

Hail chaos

abucci , in White House weighing in on the big issues
@abucci@buc.ci avatar

@andrew I know exactly one vi command. :q!

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