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papertowels , in Positive Affirmations for Site Reliability Engineers

As always with krazam videos, the ratio of how good this is to how many people I can show it to is ridiculous.

Waitaminute am I the guy in this video?

onlinepersona , in Tinder to ban web developers who use 'engineer' in their bio

This is not a new kind of policy for Tinder. In the past, PhDs in Social Sciences were banned for impersonating ‘doctors’.

How were they impersonating doctors? How does Tinder verify any of these claims?

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Zagorath ,
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First of all, it’s a pretty obvious joke.

In this case, the joke is: “people with a PhD are doctors. It’s a doctorate. But the field of social sciences is not real science, and thus shouldn’t count as a doctorate.”

onlinepersona ,

I get the joke, what I don’t get is how one can impersonate a doctor on Tinder. Are people wearing lab coats in their pictures or something?

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Zagorath ,
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The joke isn’t that they’re impersonating a medical professional. It’s that they’re impersonating the title of “doctor” by claiming a PhD. Someone with an Art History PhD is a doctor, but the joke here is that they aren’t really deserving of that title.

onlinepersona ,

Dude, I get the bloody joke!

I’m very specifically asking how they are impersonating it on Tinder. Is it a picture? Is there a field in Tinder you can fill out with your job title? Do they write it in the description?

And I’m asking how Tinder is verifying that.

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stankmut ,

Tinder isn’t verifying it. It’s just a joke.

puttputt ,

Is there a field in Tinder you can fill out with your job title?

Yes

And I’m asking how Tinder is verifying that.

They’re not. It’s fake

onlinepersona ,

Oh, I see now. It’s a satire article! Given I don’t use Tinder and have seen exclusive dating apps, it really wasn’t far-fetched.

Thanks for clearing that up.

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Daxtron2 , in Tinder to ban web developers who use 'engineer' in their bio

I get this is satire but people truly believe this. Web devs literally create software that runs nearly every facet of modern life.

e8d79 , in Tinder to ban web developers who use 'engineer' in their bio
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Now this is the kind of ‘news’ I’d like to see posted on hackernews just to read their techbro shit takes.

rizoid , in Tinder to ban web developers who use 'engineer' in their bio
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I mean who cares? But also why? My old job title was “software engineer” and I just did web dev.

LufyCZ ,

it’s satire

fruitycoder , (edited ) in Company forgets why they exist after 11-week migration to Kubernetes

Some on here once described the idea of an innovation budget. Basically you can do about 3 new things at once before you forget what the hell you are doing and that has made so much sense to me.

GarytheSnail ,
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Looks like you also ran over your sentence budget.

fruitycoder ,

I’ll honest I was so tired that I barely got out that last sentence as I was typing.

GarytheSnail ,
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You’re still on cooldown for some words it seems.

fruitycoder ,

Lmao, why use many word when few do word do trick /s

marcos ,

It’s not that you forget what you are doing.

It’s that all the unknown problems start interfering with each other, so you can’t manage to do anything.

fruitycoder ,

That is probably most common! The forgetting what you are doing part probably only comes so far down the road of trying to make a system that works despite all the interferences.

onlinepersona , in It's so simple!
TxzK , in Developer stages of grief

fitting username

originalucifer , in Developer stages of grief
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too soon man, too soon

jawa21 , in MySQL moment
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This is fantastic and incredibly well made. Does anyone have the source?

mac ,
@mac@programming.dev avatar

Tried looking. According to one of the users who posted it its by 0x00 whos the person who made floor 796. All things I can find relating to them are floor 796 related though and can’t find where this was originally posted

Heres floor 796 though if anyones interested floor796.com

MostlyBlindGamer , in Positive Affirmations for Site Reliability Engineers
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I’m gonna go find an SRE to hug, it sounds like they need it.

astraeus ,
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Tip your bartenders, hug your SRE

intelisense , in MySQL moment

Should have used Postgres…

titey ,
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True true…

camr_on , in It's so simple!
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Krazam is my favorite YouTuber and it’s not close

ImplyingImplications , in It's so simple!

My favourite part of this is needing to pass a time range between now and the end of the universe

CodexArcanum , in It's so simple!

I worked at a place where I did the not-funny-but-serious-and-banal version of this bit, including the burnout breakdown at the end. I’m working on ERP systems now and it’s a lot less stressful, plus things just have normal names like “Accounting Module” or “Third Party X Service Connector”.

I did love Galactus though

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