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lurch , in The Perfect Solution

“… yes or no…”

SzethFriendOfNimi ,

Lexicon origin of Seven of Nine identified

KSPAtlas , in Every goddamn time
@KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz avatar

me when i connect to an ssh server

db2 , in The Perfect Solution

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Kecessa , in Every goddamn time

At least in Mr Robot they talk about real stuff

merc ,

Mr. Robot was the best depiction of hacking I can think of. It was fairly realistic while being entertaining too. It shows that anybody who actually wanted to be realistic in a hacking movie could do it, they just choose not to.

pearsaltchocolatebar ,

That’s because actual hacking is actually pretty boring, from an external viewpoint at least.

grue , in Every goddamn time

One of the reasons I love WarGames is that it shows the hacker character actually doing his homework to figure out the correct credentials to get into the system.

Anticorp ,

Sneakers is really good about this too. The majority of the movie shows them doing real world research and social engineering.

merc ,

Yeah, the “magic device” they discover that makes encryption obsolete is unrealistic, as is the way it “decrypts” what shows up on their screens. But, the rest of it is really realistic, down to probing individual leads of a chip to see what kinds of signals they emit.

swordsmanluke ,

Yup. The fakest thing in that movie is the MacGuffin that can z break RSA encryption.

…Also maybe a bunch of hackers stealing a ton of govt funds, donating it to greenpeace and the NSA not immediately busting heads.

Anticorp ,

Hey man, the dude just wanted a Winnebago. Is that really too much to ask for handing such power over to the government?

EvolvedTurtle , in `zsh`, `ksh`, `bash`, and obviously `sh`

Honestly the one thing I hate about any interpretation of magic especially in the modern era is the lack of mixing

Imaging how cool a mix between magic and tech would be

Like a super computer the size of a smartphone due to like a pocket dimension

I’m sure there’s better ideas I’m just not creative enough to find them

ytg ,

Have you read Discworld?

EvolvedTurtle ,

I haven’t but I’ve heard about it

Does it have things of that nature cause that makes me tempted to read it

dan , in Every goddamn time
@dan@upvote.au avatar

Be sure to wear a hoodie in a dark room so that you can hack faster.

ValiantDust ,
MonkderZweite ,

Don’t forget the green font.

dan ,
@dan@upvote.au avatar

and it has to scroll so fast that nobody can read it.

merc ,

But, make sure that if you pause it, it’s part of the Linux kernel source – the most hacker-seeming stuff out there.

Anticorp ,

With blue lettering projected onto your face, even though it doesn’t match what is on the monitor in front of you.

Samsy , in Every goddamn time

Hackers Porn-Actors

neurospice , in Bug Thread

Gets linked to a reddit post with someone having the exact same bug as me.

Comment 1: This comment has been deleted because of Reddit’s api change, here is a link to lemmy lol

OP replying: OMG THIS FIXED IT THANKS!!

wahming ,

Sorry not sorry

XEAL ,
jherazob ,
@jherazob@beehaw.org avatar

As one of the very likely commenters that falls into this i’m sorry, but fuck the reddit administration, i left them nothing. Hopefully you might find an archived version of the answer.

Octopus1348 ,
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

That’s why I whitelisted the comment editing from subreddits where it might be helpful. Even r/linuxmemes, I left some helpful comments there too.

prettybunnys , in Bug Thread

I’m actually part of a email chain that randomly got created because of a bug on GitHub that created an issue out of nowhere.

Every year for the past decade or so folks pop up, say hi, talk about life, etc.

We’ve celebrated birthdays, graduations, marriages and births and talked about job losses and even death of loved ones.

Thanks random GitHub bug.

Feathercrown ,
NewAgeOldPerson ,

I thought I had read every xkcd there is. That was beautiful!

Rodeo ,

Damn that last panel hits hard lol

Zuberi , in Every goddamn time
@Zuberi@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Excuse me while I transition my terminal to green

M500 , in Every goddamn time

Maybe we took it out of context, maybe they mean that they are logged into their own computer 😂

THE_ANON , (edited )

No didnt you see the black and green text and a big acess granted display they hacked everyone even people without computers.

funkless_eck ,

I’m the guy who designs those. They pay me the big bucks to make sure a hacker feels at home when violating our Gibson, after all. We’re one big family here.

explodicle ,

Look, it’s got full disk encryption and I’m very forgetful.

TragicNotCute , in Guys! Should I accept the offer? 😂
@TragicNotCute@lemmy.world avatar

We goof on this person, but in my experience this kind of shameless begging usually works to some degree.

haui_lemmy ,

„Fake it til you make it“

There is a debate to be had about how far this is morally acceptable. If you‘re trying to promote your nonprofit and ask friends to ask their friends to look at it I‘d say thats fine.

But asking bluntly for fake reviews is not ok imo. I‘d report this person immediately. I‘d rather make a nice post on every social media platform that fits my topic and plainly ask folks for feedback. This just seems lazy and uninspired.

But you do you.

MonkderZweite ,

‘you do you’ to harmful behavior?

haui_lemmy ,

Generally, yes. I’m not gonna infringe on someone else’s actions as long as they dont endanger someone (themselves or other) because its not up to me (or anyone else) to be helicopter parents and “correct” everyone else.

As I said, I would report this person immediately.

imkali ,

imo it’s fine if its something like sub for sub on youtube, or follow for follow on twitch, where you’re manipulating an algorithm, but with reviews it’s misleading people and not okay.

haui_lemmy ,

I can relate. Sub4sub is pretty inconsequential as well imo whereas someone might buy something based on a fakre review.

peter ,
@peter@feddit.uk avatar

Upvote my comment and I’ll upvote yours

Honytawk ,

I’d go out of my way to give a negative review stating that they wanted to bribe me into giving a positive review.

If multiple people did that, you’d see that nobody trusts the reviews anymore.

roofuskit ,

Which is why it should be reported.

FMT99 , in Bug Thread

They missed “oh nevermind, I fixed it” without explaining how or ever commenting again.

Sibbo ,

Here is a fix <broken link>

marcos ,

That person isn’t welcome on the beach house.

0110010001100010 ,
@0110010001100010@lemmy.world avatar

That person isn’t welcome on the beach house planet.

FTFY

porgamrer ,

Also somewhere in the middle:

“There’s been no report of this for a while so we’re marking it resolved.”

ChapulinColorado ,

Developer1: @developer2: could you take a look, I know u know stuff about this.

Developer2: can’t reproduce. Might be able to if I get the app logs in trace level, the blood of 3 dragons and a signed autograph of Michael Jordan’s third hello world program.

User1: here are some other unrelated logs at info level only and nothing else.

Git bot: clozed y’all.

kamenlady ,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

No contava con tu astúcia

Ashelyn ,

But if anyone tries to open a new thread on the issue it gets marked as a duplicate and removed

Mango ,

Or the “How dare you zombie a post this old!?”

TheGreenGolem ,
@TheGreenGolem@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

That was Denvercoder9…

SatyrSack ,
Artyom ,

<mod> marked this as resolved 3 months after last comment

hakunawazo ,
MonkderZweite ,

“Someone fixed it in <here>.” with <here> being only remotely similiar and the “fix” not being available since 10 years anymore.

edit: hey, they fixed the bracket bug in Lemmy?!

gregorum , in Bug Thread

“So, how did you two meet?”

“He spent 2 years on a linux support forum helping me fix and nVidia driver issue. we’ve been married for 6 years this March.”

Da_Boom ,
@Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

How did you fix it?

“We didn’t, but at some point he started spending more time at my house trying to diagnose the problem than he did at his own place. Eventually we just decided to move in together”

Dicska ,

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