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pewgar_seemsimandroid , in Is this a Nut?

wheres scala?

humbletightband ,

It’s incompatible with the version of this meme

FiniteBanjo , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

IMO if they’re not an educated Computer Engineer, or at a minimum have a math-focused degree, then calling them Engineers is more than a little generous.

Socsa , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

If they have a degree in engineering, then they are an engineer.

captainlezbian ,

Yeah, it’s weird to me as an engineer that when I’m on Lemmy people use that word to mean programmer. Nah, I work in a factory and had to learn thermodynamics

prime_number_314159 ,

In my mind, the line is that an engineer is someone that can commit a crime by doing their job incompetently. If the only things at risk are your job and your pride, that’s a different thing.

“I program all day, so there’s a lot of trial and error. My friend is a negligent civil engineer, so there’s a lot of error and trial.”

captainlezbian ,

Ooh the EEs will haaaaaate that lol. I generally disagree with that statement but I also totally see it.

merc ,

If you’re an electrical engineer who works in a nuclear power plant and your incompetence leads to a meltdown, you’re going to go on trial. Possibly also if you’re doing software engineering for the control systems of that power plant.

If you’re a software engineer who works on Lemmy, not so much.

MajorSauce ,

Same here in Quebec (but I don’t know if it’s a Canada thing), the title of engineer is reserved to folks who completed an engineering degree.

EncryptKeeper ,

It’s always been weird to me as someone who isn’t an engineer in degree or title why those with degrees in engineering think people shouldn’t use an accurately descriptive word like engineer when it’s perfectly appropriate just because it’s a little to close to the title of their licensed profession.

Engineer is a verb, to devise or contrive something. Simply, to design a construct. A programmer by definition engineers a program and is therefore by the rules of the English language, an engineer.

They may not be a Licensed Professional Engineer, but an Engineer they remain.

brlemworld ,

What if you have a degree in engineering but you are a surgeon?

Socsa ,

I’d assume you would also have a degree in surgery

DaleGribble88 ,
@DaleGribble88@programming.dev avatar

Do you… do you do rocket surgery?

merc ,

What if it’s a degree in a field of engineering that’s not related to software or hardware?

AstridWipenaugh ,

A doctor of musical theory is still entitled Dr.

merc ,

But, we’re not talking about formal titles. We’re talking about job titles. I’ve never heard of someone called “Engineer Jones”, just “Mr. Jones who is an Engineer”.

If you’re a doctor of musical theory but you work in human resources as a clerk and someone asks you for your job title, you don’t say “Doctor Clerk”, you say “Clerk”.

So, if you’re trained as a Civil Engineer but you changed careers and are now writing javascript, are you a Software Engineer, whereas someone with a Computer Science degree can’t claim that title?

Pulptastic ,

I draw the line at using just “Engineer”. The word Engineer has baggage, it means something pretty specific already. If you engineer something other than physical structures you should list what that something is, like Software Engineer or Network Engineer.

Train Engineer is a bit confusing because they also have historical claim to “Engineer” but no longer have the same electrical and mechanical education afaik. Correct me if I’m wrong!

prime_number_314159 , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

I’m a Senior Computer Software Developer Programming Engineer, or SCSDPE (which is pronounced Skuzz-Deep), and I will be irreparably miffed if you get it wrong.

For your convenience, I also accept “that guy that sits weirdly close to the water fountain”, “hey”, and “paid keyboard user”.

Quill7513 , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

More importantly which do potential employers want to see on my resume because they’re shifty bastards always moving the goal posta around

Gordon , in Is this a Nut?

But… It’s a legume?!

UndercoverUlrikHD ,

Which tracks perfectly with the meme if you read it again

Kultronx , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs
@Kultronx@lemmygrad.ml avatar

imo and in the eyes of the govt of canada you ain’t a real engineer unless you got the ring and have to adhere to standards like actual engineers do.

deweydecibel , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

Not only does this meme ignore the fact there’s only 4 choices in Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, it doesn’t even do an even number of them leaving it annoyingly lopsided

webghost0101 ,

Should have gone with something like “HaxorMaster1447”

nexussapphire , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

Engineer, most girls probably wouldn’t think twice about software* but engineer has a ring to it. Like doctor.

cupcakezealot , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

i can tell a programmer didn’t write those questions because “code ninja” isn’t one of the options

AstridWipenaugh , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

I usually go by “fuck you”. Like someone yells out of their cube “who’s goddamn code is this?!?! Ah, fuck you”

Also codemancer

ed_cock , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

I hear the voice of the machine spirit!

SrTobi , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

I think “prompt engineer” is the best job title on multiple levels

force , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

software engineer (engineer for short), software developer (dev/developer for short), software designer (although that last one sounds weird). the job is a lot more than programming, depending on your position it can be mostly communication or mostly engineering or mostly something else entirely. maybe even mostly sitting on your ass all day!

MonkCanatella , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

Ummm, keyboard jockey??? Code monkey??? can we get some respect here?

some_guy ,

Code slanger. Code wrangler. Software person.

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