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beckerist , in The Perfect Solution

I wonder if that key works…

ohlaph ,

It does.

GBU_28 ,

Rip

beckerist ,

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  • JPDev OP ,

    Original creator of the meme disabled the key before posting so it theoretically would give you an incorrect API key provided error. Double checked with a basic app before I posted it here lol

    jaybone ,

    if trouble == ‘Yes’

    
    <span style="color:#323232;">return True; 
    </span>
    
    magnus , in Guthib

    What, no websocket-based realtime statistics for number of total, daily and hourly mistypings?

    Speiser0 , in The Perfect Solution

    Processors might no longer get twice as fast every few years, but now we can use the power of servers to write software that runs even slower.

    coloredgrayscale ,

    We can add caching so numbers that have been checked once can be quickly looked up from an inMemory database.

    otter , in Guthib

    ::: spoiler spoiler, try the link first The giant text makes it even better ::::

    myster0n , in Every goddamn time

    THIS ACTION IS NOT ALLOWED > OVERRIDE ACCESS GRANTED

    rtxn ,

    No, no, first you need to reroute, to be able to patch it through, and THEN you can override the command sequence in order to exploit parallelisms at the core root interface.

    MonkderZweite ,
    Anticorp ,

    IDE, Sata, NVMe HDD, with an adequate PSU for the GPU. Stat!

    moody ,
    LoremIpsumGenerator , in Every goddamn time

    sudo apt-get update

    *im in!

    deaf_fish ,

    vim

    How do I get out?!

    sneezycat ,
    @sneezycat@sopuli.xyz avatar

    -Esc twice

    -:wq

    -:q!

    -kill the process

    -fuck it pull the plug

    -put a bomb in the power station that powers your house

    -have a cosmic ray randomly bitflip vim’s internal logic making it quit

    bluemellophone ,

    ZZ

    MacNCheezus ,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    -Good ol’ C-x M-c M-butterfly

    WindowsEnjoyer ,

    journalctl

    I’m in!

    cupcakezealot , in Every goddamn time
    @cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    except lex. she took forever to get in and reactivate the door locks.

    Endorkend , in The Perfect Solution
    @Endorkend@kbin.social avatar

    Have to say, this is not the most convoluted way of testing a simple thing I've seen in my years, not by a long shot.

    blotz ,
    @blotz@lemmy.world avatar

    Really? What’s something more complicated?

    EuroNutellaMan ,
    @EuroNutellaMan@lemmy.world avatar

    Performing open heart surgery on yourself

    9point6 ,
    felbane ,

    I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

    peopleproblems ,

    this is amazing

    and going to be a reference

    perviouslyiner , in The Perfect Solution

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  • Dragnmn ,

    It allows you to add internal linebreaks.

    Enkers ,

    Downside is that it includes your indentation whitespace, though I doubt chatgpt would care about that, as I’d imagine it gets discarded when it’s tokenized, but it’s still good to keep in mind when using " " ".

    ono ,

    dedent() can help with that.

    Enkers ,

    That’s a pretty clean looking solution. There are a few others as well, but yours seems better, and it’s in the standard lib to boot!

    niktemadur , in Every goddamn time

    What about DJ Qualls in “The Core”?

    While being interrogated in his introduction sequence, he casually folds an aluminum chewing gum wrapper, puts it to his lips and kinda whistles with it for a second, while holding a cell phone in front of his mouth. After this little public display of phreaking, he hands the cell phone over to the hero and says “Here… now you can call anywhere free for life with it”.

    Kata1yst , in The Perfect Solution
    @Kata1yst@kbin.social avatar

    Rofl. I just imagine OP furiously updating LinkedIn with "AI Programmer".

    FQQD , in Every goddamn time
    @FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz avatar
    samus12345 ,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    Needs more hoodie and random text and numbers being projected onto his face.

    noctisatrae , in The Perfect Solution

    Why are you leaking your API key?

    nick ,

    *OUR api key

    noctisatrae ,

    “Thanks mate, now I can just use it too”

    JPDev OP ,

    Keys disabled

    sunbeam60 , in Every goddamn time

    The main reason I never got into Slow Horses was its utterly ridiculous stereotype of the “computer boffin”. It was so cack-handed it was almost hard to believe.

    XEAL , in The Perfect Solution

    LOL I made something similar to identify the language of a text.

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