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catlover , in git commit -m "minor fixes" +26858 -69429

git commit -m ‘initial commit’

git commit --amend

git commit --amend

git commit --amend

git commit --amend

…

git commit --amend

Sage1918 ,

It’s all fun and games until a git push slides in between…

EmergMemeHologram ,

Always use --force, far fewer errors that way.

I also use git reset instead of merge. It keeps history more linear.

Sage1918 ,
  • –force-with-lease
mindbleach , in git commit -m "minor fixes" +26858 -69429

What The Commit provides a list of all-purpose messages to randomly select between. Would these be better?

oeLLph OP ,

🫣 $(rm -rvf .)

bitwolf , in git commit -m "minor fixes" +26858 -69429

Maybe they tastefully squash merge when they pr/merge into main.

oeLLph OP ,

The don’t… 😭

ConstantPain , in git commit -m "minor fixes" +26858 -69429

At least none of it is WIP…

Buttons ,
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Meh. At least you know “WIP” means you shouldn’t expect that particular commit to work.

ConstantPain ,

It just has to work enough.

ryannathans ,

Perhaps, but there will a bunch of TODO comments so pick your poison

oeLLph OP ,

There are some, but not in the picture 🙃

ironcrotch , in Fitbit Clock Face

My god it’s all strings.

petersr ,

Always has been

datelmd5sum ,

disgusting

Strawberry ,

not uncommon for data to be displayed on UI

sag , in Guys! Should I accept the offer? 😂
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    sag ,

    Stupid alt don’t tell our secrets

    Justas , in git commit -m "minor fixes" +26858 -69429
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    I remember making a bunch of fixes and calling them after Star Wars movies with the thing I’m fixing or what was broken as the noun.

    onlinepersona ,

    Could you give an example? “Star Wars: The Bug Fix”?

    CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

    Justas ,
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    The upload menace

    Attack of the zero

    Revenge of Apache

    A new filter

    The loop strikes back

    Return of the analytics

    onlinepersona ,

    😂 these are great, thanks!

    CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

    hakunawazo ,

    So you were part of the git clone wars?

    Justas ,
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    Ah the historian.

    Omega_Haxors , in Guys! Should I accept the offer? 😂

    Sub for sub is a pretty standard social contract between upstarts. It looks beneath you because your livelihood isn’t going up against goliaths.

    ryannathans , in git commit -m "minor fixes" +26858 -69429

    The people that do this are either inept or experts, no inbetween

    funkless_eck ,

    just a hobbyist here, but wouldn’t this actually be a good use for AI? Just copy the code and “provide a git committ title for this code”?

    naught ,

    Yep this is already a thing built into code editors like webstorm :)

    ryannathans ,

    AI might be able to write what you did but not why you did it

    cali_ash , in git commit -m "minor fixes" +26858 -69429

    Yep, we also got one of these:

    https://lemmy.wtf/pictrs/image/890fbe9f-72f9-4e04-8c7b-049c83e6ad37.png

    and pretty sure the “y” was typo.

    4am ,

    Straight to jail

    Flipper ,

    Could be worse. I’ve got a repo where 30 commits after eachother are just “.”. Nothing else.

    MajorHavoc ,

    We have the best commit log in the world, because of jail.

    cali_ash ,

    More than anybody I’d like seeing justice be done.

    Be we need him, he fixes our javascript …

    TurtleTourParty ,

    I was hoping one would be nae nae

    canpolat , in git commit -m "minor fixes" +26858 -69429
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    xkcd git commit

    idunnololz ,
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    Meanwhile I’m like

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/1c18229e-2a37-411b-8b26-264b8455e1c0.png

    cupcakezealot , in git commit -m "minor fixes" +26858 -69429
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    kinda like on google play how it says “what’s new: no information from the developer” or “what’s new: we regularly update our app to fix bugs, improve performance and add new features”.

    time_fo_that , in git commit -m "minor fixes" +26858 -69429

    About what my coworkers do but even worse with stuff like “save” and “fix”

    Thorry84 , in git commit -m "minor fixes" +26858 -69429

    I’ve seen a changelog that said “Introduced some bugs, so we can fix them later”.

    It was a joke, but true nonetheless.

    pressanykeynow ,

    It was a joke

    Narrator: Of course, it wasn’t.

    Dasnap , (edited ) in Guys! Should I accept the offer? 😂
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    This reminds me of heart4heart levels in LittleBigPlanet.

    prongs ,

    I miss that game. Not much tickles the same creativity and playfulness that I’ve tried since then. I used to spend hours in the level creator doing dumb stuff.

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