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RedStrider , in STOP USING GITHUB
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Crack0n7uesday ,

Didn’t that person just want to use it to stalk an ex on Facebook.

XTornado ,

Dafuq??? EDIT: Yeah I just checked the app I guess it could be used for that in a way.

Crack0n7uesday ,

Yeah, that dude went on 4chan asking some very specific questions, that’s how I recognized it.

Crack0n7uesday ,

Our boy is over on 4chan right now posting about that again and everyone remembers and posting NYPA (not your personal army).

XTornado ,

Amazing.

_s1591 ,

lmao

funkless_eck ,

a legend is born

MxM111 , in POV: Working at Google

The only problem with the code I see is that the first 3 lines are not needed.

/Google

wise_pancake , in POV: Working at Google

we’ve updated our terms of service, you’re now opted in to everything, good luck!

And

Yes, you unsubscribed from that mailing list, but before you did we went and put your name down for 575 new email lists which you have not unsubscribed from.

HaveYouPaidYourDues ,

Unsubscribing from this mailing list automatically signs you up for this other identical mailing list

Anticorp ,

Unsubscribing confirms this is a monitored account, so we have sold your email address to 9 million other companies.

Anticorp ,

That first one should be punishable by flogging. Also the second one, but the first one is a very common strategy for opting you in to things you explicitly opted out of, and I’m pretty sure it’s illegal. But, since no one ever enforces the law against mega corps, they’re free to operate with impunity.

neptune , in Good luck speed cameras

Just pop a bike rack on your back plates and you are good to go.

originalucifer , in Good luck speed cameras
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

lil bobby tables finally get his license?

redbr64 ,
@redbr64@lemmy.world avatar

Lol, my exact first thought, Bobby Tables turned 18!

can ,

Where do you need to be 18 to drive?

RampageDon , (edited )

In the US you don’t get your full driver’s license until 18. 16 is permit and requires an over 21 license driver with you, and 17 is a provisional license so it has restrictions on how late you can drive and how many people can be in the car.

Vytle ,

I think that may be a state restriction. For sure you can get a permit at 15, and 16 should be provisional, but iirc the only restriction is that those under 18 cant drive after 11pm, atleast in FL.

nyan ,

Pretty sure the US allows individual states to set the ages. In Canada, it’s provinces that set it. Lowest age I’ve ever heard of was 12 (for limited permits to move farm machinery along back roads in Saskatchewan, although that was decades ago and it might not still be a thing). I had a full and unrestricted license at 16, but the rules have changed since then.

NocturnalMorning ,

I got my license at 16, permit at 15. I live in the U.S…

bobs_monkey ,

Yeah but I think what he’s saying is that you can have a license, but there are still restrictions for a certain amount of time. In California when I got my license on my 16th birthday, I think it was 6 months that I couldn’t have anyone in the car under 18 without someone over 25, and I couldn’t drive past 10 or 11 pm (unless I was coming from work or some kind of emergency). It’s been a minute (almost 20 years lol) and I remember changes to the rules not long after my restrictions were lifted (I think they extended them to a year), but yeah, it’s not like they handed you a license and you were a free agent.

Ragnarok314159 ,

Old Millennial, here. Gather round!

In most of the USA, you could get a permit at 15 1/2 years old, and this came with the restriction of needing someone over 18 with you.

Then at 16, if you passed the test, you were given a license and could drive all you want. No restrictions, no limits, have your friends in the car, no one really cared. Then people started to realize that giving 16 years olds free rein to drive causes a lot of accidents. Over the past ~15 years more states have adopted the graduated driver’s license and it has caused a notable drop in fatalities.

Baku ,

Isn’t this the same country that made the drinking age 21 because of car accidents?

toynbee ,

Admittedly it’s been a long time since this was relevant to me, so this may have changed, but where and when I grew up in the US you could get a learner’s permit (unlimited driving with another qualified driver in the car) at 15 yrs and 9 mos, then a full license (able to drive by yourself and transport anyone over 18) at, I think, 16 and 6 mos. At 18 the restrictions on whom you could transport disappeared, but I’ve never heard of anyone paying attention to or enforcing those rules anyway.

There may also have been a restriction about driving after midnight, but I don’t recall for sure.

evasive_chimpanzee ,

Only if you live in New Jersey

Voyajer ,
@Voyajer@lemmy.world avatar

I only had my learner’s permit for 6 months before getting my intermediate, and my full license 6 months after that.

0x4E4F ,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Almost everywhere… there are very few places where you can drive before you’re 18. There are like junuor permits and you can get them when you’re 16, but your parrents are the ones responsible for your driving. Something happens, they get ringed. So, yeah, they can also not give you the license if you cause too much trouble.

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Sweden.

lemming ,

In a considerable part of the world. …m.wikipedia.org/…/List_of_minimum_driving_ages

can ,

Oh, guess NA bias is showing.

redbr64 ,
@redbr64@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, I assumed most of the world was at least 18. I was surprised when I moved to the US at 15 and could get a learner’s permit and drive with an adult, and drive by myself at 16.

Pacmanlives ,

Growing up in a rural part of Ohio it was needed. Everything was 20-30 miles away. Need milk and eggs, well see you an a hour

redbr64 ,
@redbr64@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, I totally understand how it’s necessary across many parts of the US. There’s so much I couldn’t have done in high school, like having a job, if I couldn’t drive. I didn’t live in a rural area, but between the sprawl and lack of public transportation…

Perhyte ,

In https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_minimum_driving_ages#/media/File:Driving_Age_-_Global.svg (the solid green parts of that map).

Jajcus ,

Poland and probably most of Europe. You don't need a car here for everyday living, so there is no point in giving licenses and care to kids.

blazeknave ,

NYC without drivers ed

RandomVideos ,

Assuming he went to school at a normal age, i dont think he aged 1.2*10^17 years between the comic and now

slappy , in How IT People See Each Other

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  • dream_weasel ,

    OMG yes we need a customer addition and a security addition. It’s so hard to find a place to work with a competent AND reasonable ISSM

    laurelraven , in How IT People See Each Other

    As a sysadmin, the sysadmin parts are 100% true

    mods_are_assholes ,

    Not exactly, at least for me QA is my best friend, makes my job much easier.

    laurelraven ,

    Joking aside, I have a lot of respect for quality QA, and developers who actually listen to and work with their target audience and operations teams

    NotSteve_ , in How IT People See Each Other

    As a developer, I see sysadmins/devops as black magic masochists

    ptz OP ,
    @ptz@dubvee.org avatar

    I choose to take that as a compliment (if it wasn’t). lol

    NotSteve_ ,
    ptz OP ,
    @ptz@dubvee.org avatar
    foofiepie ,

    I refer to our sysadmin as a BOFH and he doesn’t seem to mind. The younger devs don’t know the term without googling it.

    The sysadmin column feels so right.

    grue ,

    I refer to our sysadmin as a BOFH and he doesn’t seem to mind.

    He’s probably secretly delighted, although of course he’d never tell you that.

    Pringles ,

    What’s BOFH? Bitch Ole Fucking Hippie?

    Edit: Ah, bastard operator from hell.

    foofiepie ,

    Bastard Operator From Hell

    HappycamperNZ ,

    I prefer yours

    geekworking ,
    tinyVoltron ,
    @tinyVoltron@lemmy.world avatar

    As a DevOps guy, I can tell you we’re black magic sadists. You should feel the pain. Not us.

    NotSteve_ ,

    Pls no. I can only take so much Terraform

    hemko ,

    Did you even try to validate before creating that PR???

    pm_me_your_quackers ,

    PR?

    git checkout main && git pull branch && git push --force

    lightnegative , in Improved Version

    Front end programmer doing full stack:

    Apes together strong!

    nilloc ,

    I’ve done it. I kinda miss Ruby actually.

    crispy_kilt ,

    Clearly stockholm

    fibojoly ,

    Oh my colleagues love hearing about using Node.js for the backend…

    kjaeselrek ,

    Eye twitch

    CosmicCleric , in How IT People See Each Other
    @CosmicCleric@lemmy.world avatar

    I sense a theme, when it comes to the sysadmins.

    DragonTypeWyvern ,

    One might note they also have the highest average income

    TheBat ,
    @TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

    Fuck no we don’t.

    DragonTypeWyvern ,

    How dare you accuse salary.com of lying to me?!?!?

    fishpen0 ,

    Averages are fun. It’s likely Opsy roles do have the highest average. But it’s also very true that devs have the highest ceilings. There’s just very few devs making 600+ and the majority at 120-150. Then there is an absolute shit load of opsys making 160-200. So in ops you hit the ceiling super fast while the occasional dev just keeps rocketing to bullshit pay but the averages are what they are

    (Hiring manager for devops. I get the raw data through a corporate data broker)

    naevaTheRat ,
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    Having been a sysadmin you would be surprised at both the amount of times I had to explain why we couldn’t just put an unprotected endpoint outside the firewall and also how much alcohol I drank to cope with the former.

    It is like being builder to architects that think you can have a second story just floating in midair. I am baffled by how ignorant of the basics of infrastructure many developers are.

    Obviously I don’t expect a website dev to know the details of like iptables configs for load balancing with failover or whatever. Or even be terribly familiar with how to set up a production web server. I do expect people to know stuff like every computer on the internet is under constant attack from scripts. Or that taking advantage of peoples’ trust and leaking their data is bad actually.

    af0da3rt ,

    Daniel?

    naevaTheRat , (edited )
    @naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    What are the odds of that working? You think I’d leave myself open to a simple brute force collision attack?

    Also all sysadmins share a hive mind.

    psud ,

    I guess the hive Mind saves on the booze. It’s after 5 in some sysadmin’s time zone

    pixxelkick , in How IT People See Each Other

    I feel like this is more “how we feel we get perceived by others” moreso.

    I try and perceive all the members of my team as, well, my team. I heavily appreciate everyone busting their assess off and contributions.

    However, there are folks on each layer that do actually treat others like this and I think we can all agree those people suuuuck.

    exocrinous ,

    I had this coworker who was a sysadmin. My degree is in computer science. His was not even in tech. His code is bad. I taught him to code better. He thinks I taught him object oriented programming, but I didn’t, I taught him functional programming. I taught him to use functions instead of repeating his code a hundred times. He still doesn’t know what object oriented code is, but he thinks he’s doing it.

    So naturally, the boss promoted him to my manager and had him review my code, while code he wrote at 1am on 5 espressos in his free time with zero oversight becomes part of the business’s core platform.

    The moral of the story is do free work for your company in your free time, and the boss will let you run the business into the ground.

    sfcl33t , in How IT People See Each Other

    The entire sys admin column is so on point!

    ptz OP , (edited )
    @ptz@dubvee.org avatar

    As a sysadmin, I concur. Though the Neo panel in the bottom right should have also been another middle finger. If not that, then the Curb Your Enthusiasm meme where he’s like “Fuck you, and I’ll see you tomorrow” lol.

    nick ,

    A fellow sysadmin, I thought we went extinct. I had to pivot to “infrastructure engineer” but it’s basically the same thing nowadays.

    ptz OP ,
    @ptz@dubvee.org avatar

    Not quite extinct, but endangered.

    Thankfully there’s been a recent trend of companies pulling back out of the cloud because reality set in and they’re neither saving money nor getting a better experience than they had with their on-prem solutions.

    So, if that trend holds, we’ll hopefully go from endangered to merely threatened.

    nick ,

    Keep up the good fight my friend. We shall rise again.

    far_university1990 ,

    Rise again you shall, from the ash of the burning sky.

    blackluster117 ,
    @blackluster117@possumpat.io avatar

    There are dozens of us! Dozens!

    li10 ,

    Job titles in IT don’t mean anything these days.

    In particular, the term “engineer” has been butchered beyond recognition.

    nick ,

    Wait so you’re telling me I’m NOT an engineer?

    Agreed. I usually say developer because I view engineers as people who do actual engineering. I’m more of a plumber who fits pipes (pieces of software) together.

    0x0 ,

    Digital archaelogist here.

    xmunk ,

    Warm greetings to you from the Customer Success Evangelist.

    CanadaPlus ,

    That sounds like an actual job title, that works alongside a React Ninja. What do you do, exactly?

    xmunk ,

    Oh, that isn’t my actual title, I just wanted to mix together a pair of the more ridiculous trends.

    li10 ,

    My first job was as an “engineer”.

    I spent most my time resetting passwords and setting up Outlook…

    grue ,

    Wait so you’re telling me I’m NOT an engineer?

    Are you licensed by the state? There’s your answer!

    Socsa ,

    These days it’s more “do you have an engineering degree from an accredited University.”

    The vast majority of engineering diplomas are not in licensed areas.

    KairuByte ,
    @KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    Iirc it’s full blown illegal to call yourself an engineer in Canada unless you’re a licensed engineer. Meaning that if you marketed yourself as a software engineer without an engineering license, you could technically get in trouble. Not that I think they really enforce that for “Software Engineer”.

    lightnsfw ,

    I’m an analyst. I’ve never analyzed anything.

    rikudou ,

    I’m an architect, I’ve never designed a house.

    0x0 ,

    Didn’t you guys morph into DevOps?

    tquid ,

    DevOps on the resume, Sysadmin in my heart forever.

    ITGuyLevi ,

    My title has changed so many times, Sysadmin is so much easier and to the point.

    RandomLegend ,
    @RandomLegend@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    My position is still called sysadmin shrugs

    BassTurd ,

    I have two weeks left as a sysadmin and I’m transitioning to development. My experiences in sysadmin are a big reason I got in the door with little coding experience. A lot of devs don’t have an in depth knowledge about computers outside of programming, and knowing that extra stuff can certainly raise the ceiling.

    agent_flounder ,
    @agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

    I was a sysadmin, once…Not for long.

    zarcher , in Good luck speed cameras

    I have been learning some database stuff today. Finally understand the drop table thing better.

    NewAgeOldPerson , in How IT People See Each Other

    That customer is missing y’all.

    insomniac_lemon , in Old xkcd, I can't see it ever not being relevant
    @insomniac_lemon@kbin.social avatar

    I am not a programmer, but on 2 occasions I was able to improperly fix (1 argument in 1 line stuff) very small bugs without really understanding how. I've also made a number converter (dec-bin-hex) at least twice. I know those aren't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice twice.

    I'd say there's an issue here with language design having major tradeoffs, but maybe it's just a paradox*? Though I have found a language I like (even though I'm not learning it because other issues), so I know it's not impossible at least.

    *= Like the people who could make something with less tradeoffs don't have the need/desire to do that, they just use the existing stuff. Though that is much more fitting for visual programming.

    jeremyparker ,

    it’s weird that it happened twice

    Everyone who dabbles in programming eventually learns :q. Not everyone learns :wq.

    smeg OP ,

    I learned :q! first!

    Luvon ,

    Not everyone learns :x

    Undearius ,
    @Undearius@lemmy.ca avatar

    Or ZZ

    Luvon ,

    Oh I don’t know that one, what’s it do?

    Undearius ,
    @Undearius@lemmy.ca avatar

    Same as :wq and :x

    Saves and quits.

    jeremyparker ,

    Wtf is this bullshit. When tf did vim start allowing you to do the same thing in more than one way

    FiskFisk33 ,

    hmm, when was vim invented?..

    jeremyparker ,

    Vim wasn’t invented, it spawned fully written and tested at the moment creation came into existence

    That’s why vi is already installed on every Linux system

    FiskFisk33 ,

    of course!

    no but i bet configurability was an early fearure

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