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Sanctus , in whatCouldGoWrong
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DO NOT MERGE

There is a bug causing the government to manipulate the people to serve itself. The bug was discovered after the stock market implementation. Reverting breaks too many newer systems. Absolutely do not merge this into main.

Anticorp ,

Merged and deployed in 2012. The Mayans were right all along.

BeefPiano , in whatCouldGoWrong
southernwolf ,
@southernwolf@pawb.social avatar

I learned something today… and I’m not better off for having learned it. What a dumb ass virtue signal to use on something.

dullbananas OP ,
@dullbananas@lemmy.ca avatar

Thanks for your feedback. On the website I just added clarification of the purpose of promoting it so it’s less likely to seem like virtue signaling.

0x4E4F ,

Aaand you killed this meme for me.

BTW, I like porn, not quitting.

southernwolf ,
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Yeah, this meme is now very dead for me as well. xD

Icalasari ,

Honestly, it should be more freedom from addiction. Porn isn't harmful until it becomes addicting. Drugs can boost creativity until you become dependent (although admittedly these can have a greater chance of harm, caffiene included). TV binging, scrolling the internet, all these can result in inspiration until it becomes a required habit

Maybe rework the message so Freedom From Porn is symbolic of Freedom From Addiction, and the ability to generate ideas without needing to nut first, or take drugs, or scroll endlessly through videos and stories, or playing non stop games, etc.

merdaverse ,

Yeah, I never understood the point of these nofap movements if you just substitute it with some other addiction like binge watching or doomscrolling social media. It seems like treating a symptom instead of a disease. If you fill your life with fulfilling interactions with people, hobbies and passions, you won’t even have the time for harmful addictions.

dullbananas OP ,
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If you fill your life with fulfilling interactions with people, hobbies and passions, you won’t even have the time for harmful addictions.

Those things would be part of a positive feedback loop, and it might not be able to be the first part. The ability to enjoy them is reduced until the brain is fully healed from the addiction.

dullbananas OP ,
@dullbananas@lemmy.ca avatar

I desperately want my freedom and peace to also be yours

photonic_sorcerer ,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Please keep your freedom out of our memes, i am a big fan of penis and vagene

WitchHazel ,

That’s cool and all but have you ever had your prostate caved in by a 9 in monster cock

I joke but legit most cumsoomers don’t experience addiction, guy

Seriously tho you won’t even want porn after squeezing out the ol jizz bag from the inside

gandalf_der_12te ,

Have you considered that other people might not want that, though?

dullbananas OP ,
@dullbananas@lemmy.ca avatar

Do you feel judged by the Made With Freedom From Porn campaign?

qaz ,

You sound like a JW

merdaverse ,

Well, apparently freeing yourself from porn enables you to make even more silly memes. Probably better to keep doing porn then.

dullbananas OP , (edited )
@dullbananas@lemmy.ca avatar

If you think this meme is bad then this will torture you

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT ,

The prose is weird, but the premise is kind of interesting

slowbyrne , in whatCouldGoWrong
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I don’t know this particular project but honestly having your government documents and policies made available on Codeberg/GitLab/Github and available for PRs is actually an interesting idea. The government would still need to be the owners and ultimately decide on what gets merged, but the transparency and opportunity for accessible civic engagement would be kinda sweet.

pewgar_seemsimandroid ,

GOGS.IO

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5

pftbest ,

classic

Evil_Shrubbery , (edited ) in whatCouldGoWrong

USA: The government is the corporations.

Skynet: The government is an AI filled 4chan board.

Borg: The government is the collective.

Anticorp ,

You make the Borg sound appealing and reasonable.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Imagine having the tech to just go to sleep charge and afterwards feel rested & full of energy.

Also best wifi.

lushness5654 , in Guys! Should I accept the offer? 😂

no if it contains ads(don’t let anyone extract money from chldren). up to your choice if it doesn’t

Toes , in I just wanted to build a 20 mb app.

You gotta bundle it with electron and 400MB of a Chinese telemetry package.

CaptPretentious , in I just wanted to build a 20 mb app.

So my gaming computer is in my bedroom. I do use Folding@Home to heat the room during winter months.

UprisingVoltage ,

Absolute champ

Nacktmull , in I just wanted to build a 20 mb app.

XD

Cwilliams , (edited ) in Good&Evil is a classic altrock album by Tally Hall, and now, for something completely different, JSON

What’s the bold thing going on with your text?

Aatube OP ,
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Scroll down

AVincentInSpace ,
Aatube OP ,
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😭

Cwilliams ,

Thx bro

AVincentInSpace ,

Np

stufkes , in I just wanted to build a 20 mb app.

What’s the original comic?

sag OP ,

System32Comic and RaphComic. You can see watermark

stufkes ,

Sorry, I meant: what do the original speech bubbles say? This one is funny but it got me curious

Sixpix ,

Probably “Run Crysis”.

YaBoyMax ,

I looked it up and this is exactly right.

stebo02 ,
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SatyrSack ,

Interesting prebuilt brand to feature.

HUMAN_TRASH ,

I was thinking that, too. Overpowered, really?

RustyNova , in Heaviest things known to man

Meanwhile me, and my 2gb debug build folder in rust.

The app itself is 100mb on debug…

Fal ,
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At least it’s not needed at runtime. The node modules are, right?

FiniteLooper ,

Not all of them, no. Some are just to build or run development only tools.

RustyNova ,

Well… Compilation is just mixing everything up into a runtime package…

If you don’t count tree shaking out unused stuff and non activated features, what you have is literally everything bundled in

gregorum , in Heaviest things known to man

i just heard carl segan say, “billions and billions of stars…” in a distant voice…

Hotdogman , in Heaviest things known to man

Last one on the right… Your mom.

Gallardo994 ,

Caseoh

halcyon , in Every Family Dinner Now

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  • rockSlayer ,

    Consider unionizing. If you’ve already checked out and are even mildly concerned about the next one, then there’s nothing left to lose

    xmunk ,

    There’s never a wrong time to form a union.

    rockSlayer ,

    Absolutely. And the best time is when things are good.

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