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waigl , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

As someone who is in tech… not sure, either.

clif , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

I like to call myself a codemonkey

gnutrino ,

Do you like Tab and Mountain Dew?

spizzat2 , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

I guess we’re going with B

Darkassassin07 , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs
@Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca avatar

Digital wizard.

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar
hddsx , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

Light Monkey

savvywolf , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs
@savvywolf@pawb.social avatar

Code Ninja Rockstar Wizard.

db2 , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

Computer code program development engineer, Esq.

joyjoy , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs
bruhduh , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar
un_aristocrate , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

machine whisperer

bjoern_tantau , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

Yes

The_Tired_Horizon , in Good luck speed cameras
@The_Tired_Horizon@lemmy.world avatar

Reminds me of the woman that got a fine for “driving in a bus lane” here in the UK. When she looked at the attached image on the fine it was of a woman walking in the street of a town she’d never been to. On that woman’s jumper was lettering that closely resembled her plates.

Made me think I could attach a sheet of card with the plate details of some arsehole I disliked, ride a bicycle down the bus lane and see if they start complaining about being fined. 😅

Dr_Cog ,
@Dr_Cog@mander.xyz avatar

They’ll get the picture in the fine letter so make sure you give them your best one-finger salute

The_Tired_Horizon ,
@The_Tired_Horizon@lemmy.world avatar

Well I was on google streetview giving their camera the finger, LOL!

RonSijm , in Is this a Nut?
@RonSijm@programming.dev avatar

StackOverflow: Question closed as duplicate. Someone else already asked whether or not something is a nut.

Steve ,

1 answer: use the fucking search

Poutinetown ,

First search result brings you to this answer.

Ironfacebuster ,

“Question closed as duplicate”

The question it’s a duplicate of: “How to programmatically prove a hotdog is a sandwich?”

ADTJ ,

“It’s 2024! Why are people still trying to classify nuts? Just use some expensive cloud solution that doesn’t really solve your problem”

MonkderZweite , (edited )

How long to hard-boil an egg?

Seriously, i just googled how much energy would be needed to put 1Kg in LEO. Ofc there’s a StakOverflow to it asking the same question and none of 4 answers answer the question and one is like “This seems like a complicated way of doing it. Instead of asking the minimum energy…”.

_cnt0 , (edited ) in Is this a Nut?
@_cnt0@sh.itjust.works avatar

I just dabbled in javascript again, and that description is spot on!

console.log(‘javascript operators are b’ + ‘a’ + + ‘a’ + ‘a’);

sjmarf OP ,

BaNaNa

hypnicjerk ,

Terracotta

fishbone ,

Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives!

Oh wait wrong song.

krippix ,

I can‘t believe you’ve done this

_cnt0 ,
@_cnt0@sh.itjust.works avatar

Well, not by accident.

arc , (edited )

The only reason people use JS is because it’s the defacto language of browsers. As a language it’s dogshit filled with all kinds of unpleasant traps.

Here is a fun one I discovered the other day:


<span style="color:#323232;">new Date('2022-10-9').toUTCString() === 'Sat, 08 Oct 2022 23:00:00 GMT'
</span><span style="color:#323232;">new Date('2022-10-09').toUTCString() === 'Sun, 09 Oct 2022 00:00:00 GMT'
</span>

So padding a day of the month with a 0 or not changes the result by 1 hour. Every browser does the same so I assume this is a legacy thing. It’s supposed to be padded but any sane language would throw an exception if it was malformed. Not JavaScript.

IsoKiero , in Good luck speed cameras
14th_cylon ,

that xkcd is… completely irrelevant to the post.

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/exploits_of_a_mom_2x.png

kholby ,

Replace “all 1’s or something” with “drop database or something” and it 100% applies.

14th_cylon ,

and replace pork steak with tofu chilli bowl and it is now vegetarian food. what is your point?

jol ,

And if my grandma had two wheels she would be a bicycke. What are we talking about again?

14th_cylon , (edited )

And if my grandma had two wheels she would be a bicycke.

No, she would be human with two wheels. That is not what a bicycle is

What are we talking about again?

We are talking about the fact that when someone says “that is not relevant”, countering with “if some facts were different, it would suddenly be relevant” is not very useful answer.

Agent641 ,

Im suddenly hungry for carbonara

Syrc ,

You also have to “change facts” to have the Bobby Tables xkcd apply here, because this is about plates and not children.

It doesn’t have to apply 100% to be a relevant xkcd, they just posted it because, like op’s pic, it’s about a person trying to be clever by messing with speed cameras, but everyone would know whose fault is it the second time it happens because of how weird the plate is.

Your one obviously applies more, but there’s no need to gatekeep.

14th_cylon , (edited )

because this is about plates and not children.

but this isn’t about plates, it is about sql injection.

but everyone would know whose fault is it the second time it happens because of how weird the plate is.

this is obviously not official plate that would be registered to his name, so they would have no idea unless they caught him red-handed.

but there’s no need to gatekeep.

well, yes, i could have phrased that differently

Syrc ,

It’s about plates and sql injection.

And (by how I understood it) the point of the I1I1 plate was that it wasn’t easily discernible and the camera couldn’t identify it correctly to link it to the owner, but the police knew who it was nonetheless because it’s always the same guy that already got caught. I might be wrong though, it’s just a funny comic and isn’t probably meant to be looked into that deeply.

14th_cylon ,

And (by how I understood it) the point of the I1I1 plate was that it wasn’t easily discernible and the camera couldn’t identify it correctly

the point was it was hard to read and remember for a human. hence why the witness in the comic gives only vague description, which is what the owner of the sneaky plate hoped for, but due to its uniqueness the police knew and the plate failed to achieve its intended purpose on a spectacular level. there was no automation involved at all.

Kanda ,

But if you stuck a license plate to a child then it would be a car

PiJiNWiNg ,

Mvp

brbposting ,

Makes me wonder if the Lucky 10,000 comic came out because of how often people might’ve said “everybody’s seen that XKCD”.

IsoKiero ,

I’m pretty sure the cameras around here don’t use OCR at all or even if it does it only recognizes the format for plates from a thing shaped like a plate. So if you’re driving like an ass with the drop tables-“plate” that is pretty relevant.

The Bobby Tables one I’m quite sure would work at least on some systems if they let you input your kids name by yourself to some sort of digital form. Or at least I would be pretty surprised if every school system on earth would be patched against simple sql injections.

14th_cylon ,

So if you’re driving like an ass with the drop tables-“plate” that is pretty relevant.

the only thing they have in common is the license plate. that is like saying that every joke that starts with “three people walk into a bar” is basically the same joke.

but here, have a photo that is actually relevant to the submitted xkcd ;)

https://i.imgur.com/OFbpNIx.jpg

lemmesay ,
@lemmesay@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

is this your car?

14th_cylon ,

no

dream_weasel ,

I feel like one Z should be a 2 for good measure

PriorityMotif ,
@PriorityMotif@lemmy.world avatar

The license plate cameras near me simply take a photo when motion is detected and send it to the server or stores it until connection is reestablished. Then they use image recognition on the car to determine the make and model and on the license plate. They also claim that they can record items such as bumper stickers or body damage. I think that they probably have humans review cars that don’t match exactly. My guess is that they use object detection to isolate the license plate, but you could probably make one by printing text onto a piece of paper and gluing it onto some cardboard. I also think you could mess with it if you put a decal of a letter or number next to your license plate.

IsoSpandy ,

Cool username

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