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spamfajitas , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

My dad had the rare chance to name his position whatever he wanted, but the higher ups still rejected his choice of Grand Poobah.

PlasmaDistortion , in t e c h n o l o g y

Most of the people I work with in tech (FANG) can barely speak to another human. This must be what non-tech thinks it’s really like.

Crow , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

Good girl

Ulvain , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

Nah, nah, nah. You all got it wrong. There’s one name and one name only: tech support.

orca , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs
@orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts avatar

“Punching bag” is an appropriate title for how the field feels sometimes.

Johanno , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

“The computer guy” which is wrong in all ways but somehow correct

Thcdenton , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

h a c k e r

Nomecks ,

1337 H4x0r

tsonfeir ,
@tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

Script kiddy.

Thcdenton ,

😞

whotookkarl ,
@whotookkarl@lemmy.world avatar

“Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?” -Shodan

naevaTheRat , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs
@naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

monkey

GBU_28 , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

I’d prefer senior developer but HR calls me a senior engineer.

I personally believe if you are writing novel IP software you are engineering, if you are just connecting cloud tools or writing basic ETL stuff, that’s developing.

I’m probably 40/60 eng/dev. And 200% meetings.

Restaldt , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

Code whisperer

(Until i have to deal with legacy code. Then im usually screaming obscenities)

Crackhappy , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

When people ask me what I do for a living I tell them that I furiously bang on a keyboard until the computer does what I want.

finkrat , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

Button pusher

LEDZeppelin , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

CopyPaster

Diplomjodler , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

Deputy assistant senior vice president software engineering manager

YaBoyMax , in As someone not in tech, I have no idea how to refer to my tech friends' jobs

Idc, just please don’t call me a coder, it makes me sound like I’m a script kiddy.

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