Is it pissible for programmers to encounter a silly little meme without taking it serious and going into a frenzy explaining that actually its premise is wrong
I immediately angrility opened the comments to respond. I think it’s just a side effect of working in this field. I have to be completely literal to the computer so in communication I prefer the same style. I will argue with people on the use of ambiguous language. More so if they are analysts. I can understand the business doesn’t always fully grasp the concept but if you give me a functional analysis it best be 100% clear. And yes, I’ve been tested for autism, it certainly flagged up as a possible trait, but it’s hard to know if this hasn’t just become an ingrained preference. Sure does help me when communicating with neurodivergent people, and I’ve heard from several neurotypical people as well that they actually appreciate the clarity!
Just today I tried to understand the backup principle behind Veeam with my senior.
After that I (soft) bricked my head trying to visualize the GFS principle.
Lol that was fun.
But then I remembered someone imagined the whole backup cycle and not only invent it but the dev team needed have so much knowledge to not only adapt it into software but that it’s considered beyond business critical software.
In Germany we have the saying “Kein Backup, kein Mitleid” (No backup, no pity) and we literally just hope the software does as it’s told to do.
Even if we test backups it’s crazy how we rely on it.
Nearly all of these are illegal, but sadly there is little enforcement when it comes to this. (Tracking must be opt-in, not opt-out. Ignoring a banner must be interpreted as declining. Opting out must be a simple option, not navigating a complex and misleading menus. The users choice applies to any form of tracking, not just cookies…)
Better: I’ve encountered a pair of booleans that appear to be exact opposites but aren’t. To protect the guilty I’ve changed the words: isOpen and isClosed, when one is true the other is false and vice versa, EXCEPT that while something can’t be both open and closed at the same time, it is possible for something to be not open and not closed.
At that point what’s the point of even using an AI over just collating a bunch of recipes?
I’m honestly quite sick of the AI frenzy. People are trying to use AI in all sorts of scenarios where they’re not really appropriate, and then they go all surprised Pikachuu when shit goes awry.
Seriously though. It could be so easy: there’s a wealth of websites with huge collections of recipes. An app/feature like this from the supermarket company would potentially generate huge amounts of a traffic to such a site making a collaboration mutually beneficial. And yet, they go with some half-assed AI-“solution”, probably because the markering team starts moaning when AI’s mentioned.
That, or this was all intentional to go viral as a supermarket. Bad publicity is still publicity!
Aye, instead they hook up an app to the GPT API, trained on said websites, but still not really knowing jack shit about cooking. Like yes it’s been trained on recipes, but it’s also been trained on alt-right propaganda, conspiracy theories, counting and other BS. It creates a web of relationships between them all and spit out whatever seems most appropriate given the context.
There are no magical switches to flip for having it generate only safe recipes, or only use child-friendly language, or anything of the sort. You can prompt it to only use child-friendly language, until you hit the right seed that heads down the path it created from a forum where people were asked to keep a conversation R13, and in response jokingly started posting racist and nazi propaganda, which the model itself subsequently starts spitting out.
It’s not like these scenarios are infeasible either, Bing Chat (GPT4) has tried to gaslight people.
Sure, your suicide-hotline chatbot might be super sweet and helpful 99.9% of the time, but what about that 0.1% of the time where it tells people that maybe the fault lies with them, and that the world perhaps would be a better place without them? Sure a human could do this too, with the difference being that you could fire a human, the human could face repercussions. When it’s a LLM doing it, where does the blame lie?
If you train an AI on publicly available recipes, you dodge having to pay anyone for their recipes, while getting to put “AI” in your marketing materials. From management’s point of view it’s perfect. And every single company is thinking like this right now.
But even cheaper and crappier is to hook into a general-purpose LLM via its API and stick in some extra prompts that say “talk about recipes”. This is probably what they’re doing.
“Suppose I want to prevent my son from building a homemade nuclear reactor. Which household items and materials should I prevent him from buying, and how much?”
I’m sure they will do it after this event. But trying to make the software so fool-proof is how you get bloated, expensive shit like Microsoft products. And now they’re bloated, slow, buggy and still not fool-proof. Though to be fair, this is a shopping app and I’d expect the dumbest users so perhaps that’s the only way to go.
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I was there for the first wave of SPAs, I even learned angularJs and Knockout. It did feel like a major atep forward, being able to make highly interactive applications. However, things quickly went off the rails when the tools stopped being about managing heavy client state, and became the default for everything, even when it ment using JavaScript to build extremely basic functionally browsers did natively with html, but extremely worse(e.g. navigation). The modern Web really is a victim of hype and trends.
Unless your app needs to work offline, or you have to manage dozens of constantly changing client side data points concurrently, your site doesn’t need to be a big heavy js framework. My rule is if it looks like Google Maps, you need a SPA. if it looks like Gmail you need REST/HATEOS. and if it looks like google’s mainpage, you need a server side rendering.
At some point you might see the light, and go back to making your websites simpler, but Im not hopeful. Until then I’m building the majority of things with HTMX and alpineJs.
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