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TheBat ,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

And there’s not going to be any porn parody about couchfucker

Etterra ,

Wait did we just find an exception to rule 34? I never thought I’d see the day…

Denalduh ,

You damn well know someone out there has drawn Vance absolutely raw dogging a leather couch and there’s nothing you can do about it.

match ,
@match@pawb.social avatar

I’m picturing the “Orgy is the New Black” meme except it’s Vance surrounded by couches

bradorsomething ,

Vance Unpants’d 2: loose change

HWK_290 ,

And the critically acclaimed sequel, More Cushion for the Pushin’

skeezix ,

Have you tried JD Revanced? It’s much better than the original.

qevlarr ,
@qevlarr@lemmy.world avatar

Made me chuckle, thx

ours ,

So many patches needed to make it palatable.

mPony ,

not going to be any porn parody

I’m surprised it hasn’t been made already.

ours ,

The ultimate twist on the “casting couch” cliché.

barsquid ,

Is the couch physically a couch or is it a person disguised as a couch?

ours ,

So many options!

N0body ,

I feel dirty saying good things about Sarah Palin, but she was brought on to fire up the base and did just that. Vance has managed to alienate the base. I don’t think the incels even like him at this point.

Quill7513 ,

Yeah people forget how long people looked favorably at Palin. The response to Vance meanwhile was an immediate and visceral “no thank you”

Vittelius , (edited )

Of course the incels don’t like him. He argues that childless people should pay higher taxes. How did anyone think that would go over with the “never even had sex” constituency?

Yeller_king ,

I think the incel crowd generally want to strip women of their rights because they see women’s liberty as a main reason they can’t get laid.

So, I’d imagine the childless cat women thing could hit with them because they’d be like “yeah, women should stop being so up-tight and have my babies!”

Or something like that.

Bennettiquette ,

yeah, single women with no kids are childless cat ladies, but single men with no kids are just victims of the uncompromising selfishness of childless cat ladies. sounds about right.

barsquid ,

Incels would agree to pay more money if it harms women. All incels hate each other, men who aren’t incels, themselves, and women. That’s in ascending order. They are full of hate.

collapse_already ,

The dumb thing is: they already do. I get a deduction for my kid.

I am sure the calculus had nothing to do with what the incels want - it’s not like they are going to change their vote.

MonkderVierte ,

More unpopular or less popular?

Coreidan ,

Yes

rustydrd ,
@rustydrd@sh.itjust.works avatar

This type of deep, academic discussion is why I joined Lemmy.

Tja ,

Skibidi.

Godnroc ,

I think there’s a fun bit of linguistics there. If you say more unpopular it implies that both are unpopular and one is even more so. If you say less popular, it implies that they are both popular, but one is to a lesser degree.

Wahots ,
@Wahots@pawb.social avatar

But since then, he has faced a rash of bad headlines about his past comments calling Harris a “childless cat lady,” his past support for a national abortion ban and even a baseless internet rumor about having sex with a couch.

It may be baseless, but it’s quite plausible because he is just so…uh…the way he is. Trump, Vance, and RFK are all kinda weird. Hugging and kissing the flag, playing with dead things, etc etc.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Fucking couches…

barsquid ,

Baseless? I thought “people are saying” was an acceptable level of fact checking. Donald certainly agrees with me.

fine_sandy_bottom ,

I think it has to be “all the best people”.

rustydrd ,
@rustydrd@sh.itjust.works avatar

Considering that Vance’s biggest accomplishment so far is writing a best-selling book, in which he cosplays as a poor person while trashing rural Americans, this about checks out.

fine_sandy_bottom ,

Do you think he wrote that book though?

TransplantedSconie ,

Jr. was high when he talked dad into this shlub.

PrincessLeiasCat ,

I’m sure Peter Thiel had some input, too.

Archer ,

Always amazed people like him are right wing. Money won’t save you when the government can just take it from you and send people to kill you because they don’t like who you are

barsquid ,

He thinks he’ll flee to NZ or wherever before the Repubs are able to put him against the wall.

zcd ,

He’s so spineless it’s baffling that they thought this would be a good choice?

Viking_Hippie ,

Trump thought that he’d appeal to hillbillies and poor Midwesterners. Clearly he didn’t read Hilbilly Elegy beyond the title.

If he did, he would have learned that, much like Clarence Thomas with black people, Vance paints all poor people in Ohio and Kentucky as lazy welfare recipients who should just pull themselves up by their bootstraps* and work harder 🙄

*which was originally an expression for doing something literally impossible, as pulling on your own bootstraps would make you fall down.

cybervseas ,

TFG wanted someone who won’t outshine him.

RestrictedAccount ,

That was a feature not a bug.

Trump thought he was going to win and he wanted someone at VP who would throw the electoral college count into chaos and give him a third term.

haunte ,

He’s in the running to unseat Dan Quayle as the most mocked and out of depth VP pick of all time. The race is his to win.

cybervseas ,

Never forget that Pence was maybe even considering going along with Trump on J6, but Dan Quayle the potatoe man talked him out of it.

Quayle was adamant, according to the authors. “Mike, you have no flexibility on this. None. Zero. Forget it. Put it away,” he said.

But Pence pressed him, the authors write, asking if there were any grounds to pause the certification because of ongoing legal challenges. Quayle was unmoved, and Pence ultimately agreed, according to the book.

nymag.com/…/dan-quayle-convinced-mike-pence-to-re…

mPony ,

Quayle was unmoved, and Pence ultimately agreed

In the name of Murphy Brown I never thought I’d say this: Thank God for fucking Dan Quayle, of all people. once MAGA is in the dustbin of history that doofus should run for office on the platform of actually having saved democracy.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Dan Quayle is an idiot and an asshole, but unlike the current crop of Republicans, he actually wants the system to work. He doesn’t want everything to collapse for his grandkids.

RestrictedAccount ,

Quayle is just a Trustifarian who was in over his head.

Artyom ,

Sarah Palin was like a dog that peed on themselves because they’re an idiot. Vance is like a dog that bites their owner because they’re an idiot. Sure, Palin was dumb, but Vance is a real threat to all Americans.

cybervseas ,

Don’t tell Kristi Noem. I bet she still keeps her favorite gravel pit in great condition, just in case.

RestrictedAccount ,

Palin was a joke because John McCain was at the top of the ticket.

If it was she was second to Trump and being groomed by the Heritage Foundation and their Project 2025, she would be scary too.

someguy3 ,

Palin was a joke. Vance is, frankly, scary.

takeda ,

Moreso if you are a couch.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t agree completely. A lot of us were scared that old man McCain would win and die in office.

Arbiter ,

Palin was at-least somewhat entertaining in her madness.

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

She also came across as ditzy, not creepily malicious.

jeffw OP ,
@jeffw@lemmy.world avatar

Vance 100% knows what he’s doing. He accepted that he had to sell his soul to become a successful politician.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t know about that… but then I made sure to read about her past as mayor of Wasilla and before that. She is incredibly malicious and petty and vindictive.

EarthShipTechIntern ,

Palin at least gave grist for porn (nalin’ Palin). Furniture porn was hilarious before Vance, is still funnier without humans.

Adderbox76 ,

But Palin had a pretty great pair of tits. That probably floated her up a few points.

haunte ,

I had a mouth breathing co-worker tell me, with no irony, that she had his vote because she was “like a hot librarian”. This was pre-trump so it’s sort of like a fond memory from a more innocent time. The halcyon days of old. But it was super weird.

The question is will JD Vance get the incel bloc horny?

Archer ,

Now I have to think about if women find JD Vance attractive. Gonna need a wire brush and bleach to scour these thoughts now

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

The kind of librarian who reads all the papers. “All of them.”

figjam ,

The porn star that made “Nalin’ Palin” had great tits.

demizerone ,

Tech Oligarchs Test Tube Hillbilly

Common guys! It’s funny!

mPony ,

fyi it’s “come on”, but that’s a common mistake.

chronicledmonocle ,

That’s impressive.

NegativeInf ,

Most impressive.

MagicShel ,

JD-Wan has taught you well.

iltoroargento ,
@iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I don’t like this comparison lol

MagicShel ,

Yeah, but the cadence is perfect. shrug

iltoroargento ,
@iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Haha the sacrifices we make

suction ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/0d02745b-3340-4c77-8c35-193d5cbe4937.jpeg

rsuri ,

So you’re saying he’s less non-unpopular

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