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chronicledmonocle ,

That’s impressive.

NegativeInf ,

Most impressive.

MagicShel ,

JD-Wan has taught you well.

iltoroargento ,
@iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I don’t like this comparison lol

MagicShel ,

Yeah, but the cadence is perfect. shrug

iltoroargento ,
@iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Haha the sacrifices we make

suction ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/0d02745b-3340-4c77-8c35-193d5cbe4937.jpeg

N0body ,

I feel dirty saying good things about Sarah Palin, but she was brought on to fire up the base and did just that. Vance has managed to alienate the base. I don’t think the incels even like him at this point.

Quill7513 ,

Yeah people forget how long people looked favorably at Palin. The response to Vance meanwhile was an immediate and visceral “no thank you”

Vittelius , (edited )

Of course the incels don’t like him. He argues that childless people should pay higher taxes. How did anyone think that would go over with the “never even had sex” constituency?

lemmus ,
@lemmus@lemmy.world avatar

He can see useless postmenopausal women from his house.

nkat2112 ,
@nkat2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Brilliant response!

SauceBossSmokin ,

“I can see Russia from my couch!” - JD Vance

TransplantedSconie ,

Jr. was high when he talked dad into this shlub.

PrincessLeiasCat ,

I’m sure Peter Thiel had some input, too.

Archer ,

Always amazed people like him are right wing. Money won’t save you when the government can just take it from you and send people to kill you because they don’t like who you are

Artyom ,

Sarah Palin was like a dog that peed on themselves because they’re an idiot. Vance is like a dog that bites their owner because they’re an idiot. Sure, Palin was dumb, but Vance is a real threat to all Americans.

cybervseas ,

Don’t tell Kristi Noem. I bet she still keeps her favorite gravel pit in great condition, just in case.

someguy3 ,

Palin was a joke. Vance is, frankly, scary.

takeda ,

Moreso if you are a couch.

Arbiter ,

Palin was at-least somewhat entertaining in her madness.

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

She also came across as ditzy, not creepily malicious.

jeffw OP ,
@jeffw@lemmy.world avatar

Vance 100% knows what he’s doing. He accepted that he had to sell his soul to become a successful politician.

EarthShipTechIntern ,

Palin at least gave grist for porn (nalin’ Palin). Furniture porn was hilarious before Vance, is still funnier without humans.

haunte ,

He’s in the running to unseat Dan Quayle as the most mocked and out of depth VP pick of all time. The race is his to win.

cybervseas ,

Never forget that Pence was maybe even considering going along with Trump on J6, but Dan Quayle the potatoe man talked him out of it.

Quayle was adamant, according to the authors. “Mike, you have no flexibility on this. None. Zero. Forget it. Put it away,” he said.

But Pence pressed him, the authors write, asking if there were any grounds to pause the certification because of ongoing legal challenges. Quayle was unmoved, and Pence ultimately agreed, according to the book.

nymag.com/…/dan-quayle-convinced-mike-pence-to-re…

mPony ,

Quayle was unmoved, and Pence ultimately agreed

In the name of Murphy Brown I never thought I’d say this: Thank God for fucking Dan Quayle, of all people. once MAGA is in the dustbin of history that doofus should run for office on the platform of actually having saved democracy.

zcd ,

He’s so spineless it’s baffling that they thought this would be a good choice?

Viking_Hippie ,

Trump thought that he’d appeal to hillbillies and poor Midwesterners. Clearly he didn’t read Hilbilly Elegy beyond the title.

If he did, he would have learned that, much like Clarence Thomas with black people, Vance paints all poor people in Ohio and Kentucky as lazy welfare recipients who should just pull themselves up by their bootstraps* and work harder 🙄

*which was originally an expression for doing something literally impossible, as pulling on your own bootstraps would make you fall down.

cybervseas ,

TFG wanted someone who won’t outshine him.

TheBat ,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

And there’s not going to be any porn parody about couchfucker

Etterra ,

Wait did we just find an exception to rule 34? I never thought I’d see the day…

Denalduh ,

You damn well know someone out there has drawn Vance absolutely raw dogging a leather couch and there’s nothing you can do about it.

match ,
@match@pawb.social avatar

I’m picturing the “Orgy is the New Black” meme except it’s Vance surrounded by couches

bradorsomething ,

Vance Unpants’d 2: loose change

HWK_290 ,

And the critically acclaimed sequel, More Cushion for the Pushin’

skeezix ,

Have you tried JD Revanced? It’s much better than the original.

qevlarr ,
@qevlarr@lemmy.world avatar

Made me chuckle, thx

mPony ,

not going to be any porn parody

I’m surprised it hasn’t been made already.

rsuri ,

So you’re saying he’s less non-unpopular

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some_guy ,

That’s gotta sting.

Wahots ,
@Wahots@pawb.social avatar

But since then, he has faced a rash of bad headlines about his past comments calling Harris a “childless cat lady,” his past support for a national abortion ban and even a baseless internet rumor about having sex with a couch.

It may be baseless, but it’s quite plausible because he is just so…uh…the way he is. Trump, Vance, and RFK are all kinda weird. Hugging and kissing the flag, playing with dead things, etc etc.

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