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Charlie Sheen “Assaulted In His LA Home By Neighbour Who Forced Her Way In”

Charlie Sheen was assaulted in his Los Angeles home by a neighbour, police have announced. The woman charged was named as Electra Schrock. She was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon, force likely to create great bodily injury and residential burglary.

Feliberto ,

WTF I really thought Charlie Sheen was dead.

Nomad ,

Female Neighbour of HIV positive Charly Sheen. What could have happened there?

TokenBoomer ,

Trying to steal his Tiger Blood 🩸

guyrocket ,
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

Electra? Could it be?!?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electra_Woman_and_Dyna_Girl

QuinceDaPence ,

How can you have a name like that and not have it changed to remove the c and the r? Electra Shock

voracitude ,

She will not be known for making good decisions, that’s for sure.

WashedOver ,
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

What a interesting way to discover there’s a new show called Bookie and Sheen and Lorre have patched things up:

Sheen, whose chaotic personal life saw him depart his hit sit-com Two and a Half Men a dozen years ago, recently spoke with Deadline of his contentment in teaming up again recently with that show’s creator Chuck Lorre on Bookie, and how he’d be quick to say yes to another request from Lorre:

“If he decided, ‘Hey man, let’s finish how we started,’ if he said that, I’m asking where and when… And then whatever happens after that, whatever the results are, and if people love it or hate it, that’s out of my hands. But just on my observations, I have it on pretty good authority that they would enjoy it.”

JimboDHimbo ,

Bookie is pretty funny

WashedOver ,
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

I just watched the first 7 episodes in the background. Fun in a rated R or HBO way. Big change from what I’ve been watching lately of Mr Belvedere, Parker Lewis, and 30 Rock. They were pretty sterile in relation.

VindictiveJudge ,
@VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world avatar

I’m not super surprised they patched things up. Charlie Sheen revealed in 2015 that he contracted HIV in 2011, which was the same year he did all the stuff that got him fired. Would not be surprised if the diagnosis caused a breakdown.

WashedOver ,
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

He certainly seemed to be off the rails there. I was surprised at how much he bite the hand that fed him beyond the memes on Winning and Tiger Blood. I was a part time viewer of the show back when I still had cable so I was aware of some of it.

I read the indepth Deadline interview linked in the article. It had some interesting tidbits about his younger years in the business and his family too.

Hopefully he’s able to stay on the rails going forward.

deadline.com/…/charlie-sheen-two-and-a-half-men-f…

Custoslibera ,

Wow that’s nice to see that they repaired that relationship.

Charlie said some pretty mean shit about Chuck at the time and they tossed his ass out with good cause.

Sucked too because two and a half men was never the same.

ULS ,

“Where’s your cocaine!? I need your cocaine!”

snooggums ,
@snooggums@kbin.social avatar

"All I have is tiger blood!"

AlfredEinstein ,

“Caveat Emptor - the Tiger Blood has AIDS. But it’s still Tiger Blood! RaWR!”

RainfallSonata ,

If I wanted a comment section full of jokes, I wouldn’t have left Reddit.

Attack0fthenerd ,

If I wanted nasal gazing gatekeeping, I wouldn’t have left reddit, but I’m not here shitting out my personal opinions about how people express themselves.(oh wait I am and it’s super shitty, huh?) Don’t like it? Who fucking cares?

RainfallSonata , (edited )

“Nasal gazing” says everything anyone needs to know.

Neato ,
@Neato@kbin.social avatar

That you don't know what the term means?

Cypher ,

I’m not sure about the other guy but I’m certain you don’t because its “navel gazing”.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navel_gazing

zainitopia ,

I think he’s talking about looking down your nose at someone hence the play on words with nasal gazing

Attack0fthenerd ,

That is what I meant, thanks for getting it👍

swope ,
@swope@kbin.social avatar

Thanks for this fun thread. I think "nasal gazing" would be a good candidate for a list of eggcorns.

There seems to be precedent on Twitter 2019, but I refuse to add the link here.

scorpious ,

Riiiiiight.

Alto ,
@Alto@kbin.social avatar

Just because you didn't get it doesn't mean it's not true

Lophostemon ,

I love it.

Attack0fthenerd ,

🤦‍♂️

dmtalon ,

Turns out it’s still humans visiting this shiny new site. Welcome to earth, enjoy your stay.

sab , (edited )

It's celebrity news and he's unharmed. I feel like the jokes are appropriate enough.

RainfallSonata ,

They might be appropriate if they were funny.

littlebluespark ,
@littlebluespark@lemmy.world avatar

Jealous?

RainfallSonata ,

Lol.

Albbi ,

It’s a story ripe for joking around with, especially since it’s also a subplot of two and a half men.

You could always make your own community. Something like “AnhedonianNews”

RainfallSonata ,

Or just block you.

littlebluespark ,
@littlebluespark@lemmy.world avatar

Bye, Felicia.

killeronthecorner ,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

How do you know a lemming came from reddit?

Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.

logicbomb ,

If you really feel that way, then you can make a good comment, rather than complaining. Be the change you want to see in the world.

MagicShel ,

You know what I don’t miss about Reddit? People being unnecessarily shitty to one another. This is a much smaller community, which leaves lots of people outside it to be shitty to if one must.

Alto ,
@Alto@kbin.social avatar

"STOP HAVING FUN"

Bz2486 ,

Its still there. Go back and good riddance

Lophostemon ,

Wow I’ll bet you’re fun at parties.

Naminreb ,

Meeeeen! 🎶

21Cabbage ,

Oh come on, that was funny, it’s not like the comment section here is affecting geopolitics we can crack jokes. You’ve got my up vote at least.

hexabs ,

I’m out of the loop why are people downvoting this 2.5m joke?

FatTony , (edited )
@FatTony@lemmy.world avatar

I think it’s those 2.5 women fans.

Stern ,
@Stern@lemmy.world avatar

Supervillain origin moment right there

Jerb322 ,
@Jerb322@lemmy.world avatar

This story is Schrocking…

Sounds like Sheen was between a Schrock and a hard place…

Apollonius_Cone ,

Also starring Dwayne “The Schrock” Johnson. A Yiddish wrestler.

postmateDumbass ,

Famously retired after the association outlawed his eponymous move, ‘The Schrocker’

humorlessrepost ,

The chosen people’s elbow

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

She’s after his tiger blood.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

There’s definitely a lot more to this story. If she’s a neighbor of Sheen’s, she’s not some random deranged fan or anything. This was in Malibu, which is very expensive and was very expensive before this latest real estate crisis. This is a wealthy woman who had some sort of personal issue with Sheen.

I’m not trying to defend her actions or anything, they were obviously inexcusable. I just think this goes beyond ‘random crazy person.’

sab , (edited )

Could very well be a random crazy rich person.

Transporter_Room_3 ,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

The more money you have, the longer it takes for others to realize your elevator stopped going up a long time ago.

snooggums ,
@snooggums@kbin.social avatar

Others realize it, they just don't say or do anything about it because of either wanting a piece or fear of retribution that the wealthy can afford.

lurch ,

Poor people are “crazy”. Rich people are “eccentric” 😉

littlebluespark ,
@littlebluespark@lemmy.world avatar

The simple glaring fact that you assume money==sanity makes your comment completely useless. Think on that.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Where did I say that?

The only part where I even discussed anything related to sanity was here:

If she’s a neighbor of Sheen’s, she’s not some random deranged fan or anything.

And I stand by that prediction that she is not a random deranged fan.

ikidd ,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

I might lose my shit if I lived next to a rich cokehead with nothing but time on his hands, too.

butwhyishischinabook ,

This is definitely true, but it’s not like rich people aren’t also dangerous, unhinged criminals lol

Aliendelarge ,

See exhibit A: Charlie Sheen

sentient_loom ,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

The only thing I care about is that her name is Electra Schrock.

andy_wijaya_med ,
@andy_wijaya_med@lemmy.world avatar

I know right. Hahaha. Destined to be mad since birth.

swope ,
@swope@kbin.social avatar

I wondered if the weapon was a Taser or cattle prod... But it says "deadly weapon" so maybe it was some kind of custom supervillain lighting gun.⚡

snooggums ,
@snooggums@kbin.social avatar

With all the cocaine Sheen has done over the years a Taser would probably be lethal.

Rootiest ,
@Rootiest@lemmy.world avatar

Yes and she was eventually detained when her batteries ran out.

At which point the police were forced to charge her

Blackmist ,

I tried to look up what she looked like, and there are loads of people with that name.

Like all the Schrock families out there all thought of the exact same joke.

ChaoticEntropy ,
@ChaoticEntropy@feddit.uk avatar

That’s a pretty supervillain-like name, or henchwoman at least.

Z3k3 ,

Pretty sure that was one of the plot threads in 2.5 men

HappycamperNZ ,

Damn it Rose

Illuminostro ,

“Hey, neighbor.”

BlackPenguins ,

Only if she super glued one of his testicles to his leg.

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