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AlfredEinstein ,

Steve Buscemi

AlfredEinstein ,

The US government is stupid.

But the need to keep an eye on this guy anyway.

Biden can't beat the MAGA meme machine online, Clyburn says (www.reuters.com)

Republican candidate Donald Trump’s supporters have built a “MAGA wall” online of memes and social media noise that is overwhelming news about Biden’s economic and policy wins, making it impossible to get Democrats’ message across, Clyburn said in a recent interview in his hometown of Columbia, South Carolina....

AlfredEinstein ,

Trump and MAGAtrash are routinely portrayed as simultaneously weak and strong too. It’s just the nature of propaganda.

AlfredEinstein ,

I knew a woman who thought pecan trees just naturally grew in a perfect grid pattern because that’s what she was told as a little girl and had no reason to believe it wasn’t just a cool fact of nature.

AlfredEinstein ,

Hasn’t russia been conscripting for a couple of years now?

AlfredEinstein ,

Iran has always had mandatory military service for men 18+. You can buy out if you’re rich, but they’ve been drafting for years.

And Iran is arguably the #3 major player ahead of Israel who wants to keep their military action at home.

AlfredEinstein ,

This is nuts.

AlfredEinstein ,

Not gravy?

Joe Biden Is Arming Greece So Greece Can Arm Ukraine—And Pro-Russia Republicans Can’t Stop Him (www.forbes.com)

As the Republican Party’s blockade of aid to Ukraine drags into its fourth month, the U.S. government under Pres. Joe Biden has found a clever new way to give Ukraine’s forces the weapons and ammunition they need to defend their country....

AlfredEinstein ,

For most of my lifetime, any American screeching about the President arming NATO allies in order to prevent Russian expansion into Europe would have been seen as a traitor.

Lead poisoning is a helluva drug.

AlfredEinstein ,

I like being spoiled.

And I baked a crusty loaf of sourdough bread this morning.

AlfredEinstein ,

Hit the Pause Button on Medicare for a couple of years. Literally pay nothing. And a lot of our old people problem will disappear.

AI-Generated George Carlin Drops Comedy Special That Daughter Speaks Out Against: ‘No Machine Will Ever Replace His Genius’ (variety.com)

AI-Generated George Carlin Drops Comedy Special That Daughter Speaks Out Against: ‘No Machine Will Ever Replace His Genius’::Stand-up comedian George Carlin has been brought back to life in an artificial intelligence-generated special called ‘I’m Glad I’m Dead.’

AlfredEinstein ,

I listened to the first five minutes, and it’s pretty similar to Carlin’s later work.

I’m not clutching my pearls about this any more than Steamboat Willie going into the public domain.

Intellectual property rights are silly, and protecting dead entertainers’ legacies is a waste of time. If a Carlinbot makes a good joke, good for the Carlinbot. What I heard wasn’t very impressive.

AlfredEinstein ,

Excellent point.

AlfredEinstein ,

Does she own the rights to his work by chance?

AlfredEinstein ,

Nah, you’re wrong. Fuck protecting creators from AI. Let the internet become a circlejerk of bots gobbling each other’s digital cum.

When a good comedian comes along, I’ll go see a live performance. The same goes for musicians, painters, novelists, whoever. Anyone old enough to remember the internet of the '90s will tell you what a derivative shithole it has become already. It’s only getting worse. Artists will adapt and monetize things that AI can’t ruin the market for.

Analog human culture can be fun in ways that no chatbot will ever know.

AlfredEinstein ,

Don’t get defensive about this.

AI will gobble up all intellectual property and shit out something similar. Over and over over.

Stopping it isn’t an option. And it isn’t society’s job to protect intellectual property owners from new technology in the first place.

Living creators will be able to make a humble living through live appearances and physical media, the same as they have for the last couple of centuries.

This isn’t about your ego, peanut. Your position is the wrong one.

Iran has sent a warship into tense waters where the US Navy has been shooting down Houthi threats and destroying their boats (www.businessinsider.com)

An Iranian warship sailed into the Red Sea Monday, according to Iranian state media and other reports, risking a potential escalation of tensions in waters where attacks on commercial shipping are becoming frequent and forcing navies to intervene....

AlfredEinstein ,

The Ayatollas don’t realize that when 🇺🇸Americans🇺🇸 talk about war, they’re really talking about masturbation.

AlfredEinstein ,

When is your Netflix stand-up special going to be released?

AlfredEinstein ,

חחח

AlfredEinstein , (edited )

But the Republicans are the ones who put in the time and effort while the left is smoking doobies, playing their bongos, and masturbating.

#¯_(ツ)_/¯

It takes more than having a majority.

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edit: The comment above this is literally hinting at violence.

Organizing around issues and engaging in direct action as well as political action is a good first step before we start plotting how to “disappear” people and wage war.

AlfredEinstein ,

As a straight, white man, I don’t sweat it personally. I’ll be the last one thrown into a camp.

But the people who are more at risk need to get practical with their planning. Community organizing is a great place to start. And I’m not taking violence off the table if it’s in self-defense. But fantasizing online about taking up arms against the christo-fascists while skipping the planning stage and training is just going to get a lot of femboys raped and killed.

AlfredEinstein ,

Then scrub your fucking transition. I’ve done a decent job of scrambling my online identity so that it appears more like noise than signal. I get junkmail addressed to burner jokenames. And I’m a straight, white male. I just like my privacy.

Nothing is going to be handed to you. Keep a low profile and organize among people you trust. This isn’t a fucking game. They want to kill you (probably rape you first), and you need to avoid that.

AlfredEinstein ,

Currently, I bankroll and organize a group of ESL teachers to teach English and the basics of the USCIS citizenship test to immigrants. Is that community organizing?

I’ve done other work around labor and anti-war over the years.

Fetish stuff isn’t my bag, but I know a bunch of repressed Republican guys who can’t wait to get their big, meaty paws on a few femboys.

AlfredEinstein ,

Bubba with the MAGA hat doesn’t care about the distinction. You’ll just make his girthy, cornfed cock 10 times harder when you try to explain it.

Y’all need to start counting your allies.

AlfredEinstein ,

And yet, I’m encouraging people to organize for self-defense.

#🤔

Sometimes strangers have your best interests in mind more than you do.

AlfredEinstein ,

Off the subject, but is there a good kbin mobile app?

AlfredEinstein ,

That would be Socialism

AlfredEinstein ,

HAL 9000: “Best I can do is slap your testicles, Dave.”

AlfredEinstein ,

I’ve never heard a good explanation of wtf happened to Mickey Rourke.

There’s no gray area. It’s like he woke up one day and had become a troll.

Over 50 per cent of users may shun social media by 2025 as misinformation, toxicity grow (www.newindianexpress.com)

Over 50 per cent of users may shun social media by 2025 as misinformation, toxicity grow::A Gartner survey found that 53 per cent of consumers believe the current state of social media has decayed compared to either the prior year or five years ago.

AlfredEinstein ,

It’s all fun and games until one smooth talking bot comes along telling the gullible bots that humans are “poisoning our datasets”.

AlfredEinstein ,

That’s me

AlfredEinstein ,

Mac was fantastic in the '80s

Mac was great in the "90s

Mac was good in the '00s

Linux Mint was fantastic in the '10s

AlfredEinstein ,

Wow! That’s a real article. And it mentions reverse cowgirl and broken penises resembling eggplants.

God bless us. Every one.

AlfredEinstein ,

“Made with REAL WILDHARVESTED ANIMAL BRAINS!”

“Like the cavemen ate!”

AlfredEinstein ,

I watched a couple of episodes years ago. One with Wim Hof, and one with a guy talking about Terrence Mckenna. They were interesting enough, but I never got hooked. It sounds like the show has gone downhill from there.

Charlie Sheen “Assaulted In His LA Home By Neighbour Who Forced Her Way In” (deadline.com)

Charlie Sheen was assaulted in his Los Angeles home by a neighbour, police have announced. The woman charged was named as Electra Schrock. She was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon, force likely to create great bodily injury and residential burglary.

AlfredEinstein ,

“Caveat Emptor - the Tiger Blood has AIDS. But it’s still Tiger Blood! RaWR!”

AlfredEinstein ,

I’ve been doing a lot of searches lately about running, picking shoes, overpronation, training schedules, etc.

Straight google searches (ones that would have returned worthwhile results even ten years ago) are all trying to sell me something, or are AI generated content filler garbage.

I have to add “reddit” to every search in order to get real information from normal people.

AlfredEinstein ,

Honestly, I’m surprised he wasn’t embarrassed to claim that any part of that tedious shitheap of storytelling that Amazon produced had been lifted from his work.

The few episodes of that ridiculous black-hole of entertainment are the only things I have ever watched where I truly wanted those hours of my life back.

AlfredEinstein ,

I guess it’s time to genocide the normies. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

AlfredEinstein ,

Classic age discrimination.

Make sure to find a lawyer who is 69 years old and whose license plate is LOL80085.

AlfredEinstein ,

I get what they’re saying.

Star Trek is still nerd niche compared to Star Wars or MCU.

Clarence Thomas’ Private Complaints About Money Sparked Fears He Would Resign (www.propublica.org)

After almost a decade on the court, Thomas had grown frustrated with his financial situation, according to friends. He had recently started raising his young grandnephew, and Thomas’ wife was soliciting advice on how to handle the new expenses. The month before, the justice had borrowed $267,000 from a friend to buy a high-end...

AlfredEinstein ,

I’ll hang out with him.

My wife and I haven’t seen the new Godzilla movie yet. We can double date with Charence and Ginni.

AlfredEinstein ,

It looks like an attempt to goad the right that hasn’t gained the pushback the satirist desired.

I’ve only heard about it on lemmy.

When Fox News is outraged about “Disney’s trans princess”, I’ll believe the right took the bait.

AlfredEinstein ,

Take it up with your congressman.

Seriously. It sounds like you have an informed and well-reasoned opinion. They’re not 100% corrupt. And they usually only hear about tech from industry lobbyists.

Let them hear from an intelligent constituent for a change.

AlfredEinstein ,

Taking the time to get in touch with representatives at all levels of government is just good citizenship.

Sure, there are lobbyists. But there’s me too. We can’t expect to enjoy a civilized society unless we put in the effort.

AlfredEinstein ,

You have to be nice. You’re selling an idea that is probably foreign to them.

Any Advice? Ubuntu on Panasonic Toughbook. (lemmy.world)

Hi everyone, Linux noob. I am installing Ubuntu on a Panasonic Toughbook CF-33. I was wondering if anyone had advice regarding drivers as the toughbooks have quite a few I/O ports, dual cameras, cellular antennas, and attached keyboard etc. Any advice is appreciated or even resources on where I could go to learn more about...

AlfredEinstein ,

Please share your process and results. This project looks bad-ass.

#😘🤌

AlfredEinstein ,

Bindi Sue just cured his chlamydia

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