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wjrii , in Vance Describes Plan to End Ukraine War That Sounds a Lot Like Putin’s

“figure out what a peaceful settlement looks like,”

Per the article, followed immediately by ceding the currently occupied parts of Ukraine to Russia and Ukraine promising never to join NATO or “related” organizations. Ukraine gets a “demilitarized” zone to do what, of course, THE INTERNATIONALLY RECOGNIZED BORDER was supposed to do.

Fucking hell. We wouldn’t ask Iran for terms like that, but a maturing democracy that is allied with us… it’s fine. After all, the west did shitty things like “offering a more appealing value proposition.” Trump is not even good at being a hegemonic power.

SeaJ ,

His plan is “give Putin everything he wants.” Real great negotiator there. /s

bitjunkie , in Trump Media stock has plunged 33% in a month

lol

solsangraal , (edited ) in Colorado teen shot in the face by town councilman after going to home to ask permission to take homecoming photos

“oh shit my gun just went off”

fucking hilarious how effortless it is for them to alternate between “guns don’t kill people” and “oh shit it wasn’t me–the gun did it!!!”

but seriously-- if you live anywhere near bumfuck tumptown hickville, for fucks sake tell your kids not to go up on anyone’s property. i live in one of these areas, and the government couldn’t hire anyone to go door to door doing census count for that one reason. they. will. fucking. kill you

Diplomjodler3 ,

When i was young, the US were famous for how friendly the people were and that you could just knock on any door and they’d help you. The “conservatives” have really done a number on you guys.

A_Random_Idiot ,

I mean, that was only ever true if you were a very specific hue on the color spectrum.

Flocklesscrow ,

But also like marry women, and go to church with the other smiling people.

dmtalon ,

Ya, I’m not sure that has ever been true as a blanket statement.

JackiesFridge ,
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Maybe Canada, but the US is ruining them too

SnotFlickerman ,
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It seems like that’s more of a way for him to avoid responsibility for it than anything else.

South Park called it in its first fucking season.

https://j.gifs.com/yg1R3X.gif

Nothing they say is in good faith, ever. It’s all about exploiting the situation.

Blackout , (edited ) in Vance Describes Plan to End Ukraine War That Sounds a Lot Like Putin’s
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Whatever makes sense™ - Vancebot, a division of Peter Thiel's scrotum.

FlyingSquid ,
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“How long have you been in Ukraine? Ok.”

LordWiggle , in Boeing factory workers go on strike after rejecting contract offer.
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This is really bad. When they go on strike, next thing you know doors and panels will fall off their planes and their spacecraft will start to break down. Oh wait… Never mind.

TransplantedSconie , in Colorado teen shot in the face by town councilman after going to home to ask permission to take homecoming photos

Jumping right out of the truck immediately laying down covering fire regardless of the situation?

Yep. That’s a republican.

Gork , in Colorado teen shot in the face by town councilman after going to home to ask permission to take homecoming photos

Archive link

That teen is lucky to have survived. Getting shot in the face is incredibly lethal.

hddsx ,

Is it? I heard the opposite. A lot of people live through suicide maimed because the bullet ricocheted off their skull. Supposedly, there are better ways to off yourself that I won’t specify here

MegaUltraChicken ,

A lot of people live through suicide maimed because the bullet ricocheted off their skull.

I’m gonna need a definition on “a lot” here

cygnus ,
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100% of those who didn’t die!

tpihkal ,

I knew a guy when I was a kid. Pretty hard to look at. That’s a lot to me.

Donjuanme ,

And I know 2 that didn’t, I’m 0 for 2, you’re 1 for how many?

It should be as hard to own a gun as it is to drive a car

TommySoda ,

Yeah, my friend that shot himself in the head a couple years back would also like to know.

meco03211 ,

You hear about them because it’s unusual. Someone shot in the pinky toe and surviving is not newsworthy.

Flocklesscrow ,

Put the armor in the places without bullet holes

Donjuanme , in Kamala Crushes Trump in Key Metrics in Post-Debate Poll

I’m glad it points out what people think Trump did well in, but how the fuck do people think Trump will lower the price of household commodities and rent when 2016-2020 (and it’s policies) are when all this shit kicked off?

dubious , in Caitlin Clark’s Instagram Account Flooded With Negative Comments After She Liked Taylor Swift’s Endorsement of Kamala Harris

lol social media

Pogbom ,

Seriously, this is just all the people that never watched women’s sports anyways lol

Baggins , in Trump Media stock has plunged 33% in a month

Ha, fucking ha.

GelatinGeorge , (edited ) in Elon Musk Has a New Excuse for Not Making It to Mars

The reason you’re not ever living on Mars is that it has no magnetosphere. Good fucking luck surviving any length of time with constant ionising radiation slapping the shit out of your DNA. This fact alone should have shut down any discussion of feasibility about colonising Mars.

Although it does make the three-titted chick from Total Recall way more realistic.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Even without that issue (maybe they spend all their time in a cave?), we don’t even know if a human fetus can develop healthily in a gravity lower than Earth’s.

GelatinGeorge ,

Very true. There’s also the issue of giving birth. Women would have to be spun around like salad in a spinner in order to simulate Earth gravity but I imagine that’s a perk for Elon.

bizzle ,
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That’s a really silly visual

Simulation6 ,

There is a disgusting cartoon about this somewhere

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

So I guess we just need to build the Sides. Then, 79 years later, giant robots.

RizzRustbolt , in US Postal Service electric trucks are finally here and drivers love them

Mmm… Toriyama cars.

Viking_Hippie , (edited ) in Two Springfield schools evacuated, another closed; district cites police info

Could someone who’s already gotten the secret spy- and ad cookies please hook me up with an archived version? Thanks!

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/74ccf3a8-3090-4ee4-be3c-8f55eeb95795.jpeg

gAlienLifeform ,
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Viking_Hippie ,

Thank you! 🙏

UnpopularCrow , (edited ) in Vance Describes Plan to End Ukraine War That Sounds a Lot Like Putin’s

“It doesn’t join NATO, it doesn’t join some of these sort of allied institutions,” Mr. Vance said. “I think that’s ultimately what this looks like.”

Elbridge Colby, one of Trumps simps from the Pentagon had this to add:

“Senator Vance is being realistic and putting out forthrightly a realistic basis for ending the conflict,” he said, “while other people are engaged in a kind of irresponsible fantasy.”

Imagine being asked to give up a significant piece of your nations territory, while being refused any security guarantees in the future. This is after your children have been raped and stolen and your land destroyed. This is what peace looks like? Fuck off both of you. If you let nations like Russia to steal land and get away with it, they won’t stop. Of course, we know Trump and Vance are puppets of Putin so no real surprises here. After all, we know how much dictators love trump.

cygnus ,
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Elbridge Colby, one of Trumps simps from the Pentagon

I can’t stand that smug nepo baby. He’s a dollar-store Tucker Carlson whose self-confidence is completely unwarranted by his competence.

UnpopularCrow ,

^

Rhaedas ,

dollar-store Tucker Carlson

So dollar store clearance rack.

NotMyOldRedditName ,

While being attacked by a nation who promised to defend you from attacks if you gave up your nukes.

givesomefucks , in Colorado teen shot in the face by town councilman after going to home to ask permission to take homecoming photos

The sheriff’s office said the woman, who was not at the home, had called deputies before the shooting to report two trespassers on her property. She also called Metz, who drove over to the home and allegedly blocked the teen’s car from leaving, KUSA reported.

Metz then got out of his vehicle and is alleged to have fired one round through the windshield of the teen’s car, the station reported.

These fuckeits refuse to ever just let a situation de-escalate on its own

Like, you drive there to make them leave, prevent them from leaving. And shoot at the fucking driver before speaking to them.

We can’t ignore the real life consequences of all this fucking fear mongering.

skuzz ,

These shitlarpers are a bunch of weak babies that don’t have any idea how to be the big man they think they are.

Nommer , (edited )

They don’t want to deescalate. They already had a big celebration planned in their head for murdering someone before they even do the act. They want to kill people so they can look like some hero. These people are sick and as far as I’m concerned their punishment should equal their crime.

SARGE ,
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“Yay, I get to legally murder someone today! This’ll shut up my hippy liberal relatives” -Metz, shortly before pulling up to the teen’s car

2pt_perversion ,

According to an arrest affidavit obtained by the station, one of the teens reported hearing Metz say “Oh s—, my gun just went off” after the shooting.

The kids did trespass by hopping a fence, I’m guessing his defense is going to be he was just trying to hold them there for police but accidentally discharged his weapon into a kids face. The fuckwit is really lucky the kid lived.

I can’t understand the idiotic appeal of inserting yourself into these situations when the police are already on the way and there’s no danger to yourself to just waiting and letting them handle it.

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