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MyOpinion , in After Years of Spreading Lies, Election Deniers Face Consequences

Good these worthless GOP/Nazi scum deserve what they get bankruptcy and jail.

TokenBoomer , in Federal judge tosses suit against Biden student loan forgiveness plan for long-term borrowers

Where dat bot at?

thefartographer ,

Beep boop bitch, here’s the gist to this jazz:

Biden tried to secure $39 billion for student loan relief and a couple of bitch-ass nonprofits were like, “ouch! Our money!” The judge finally told them to shut the fuck up all like, “damn, you dumbasses weren’t even all that injured. Y’all flop more than Tony Parker in a breezy corridor.” The judge dismissed their whining without prejudice, which means these sharp-farters could try being little tattling shits again if they can prove real damage. The judge was like, “listen here dick-lips! Even if you could prove you were injured you gotta prove it was because of the loan forgiveness, not just say it was, shit-for-brains.”

Then the Department of Education was all like, “WE’LL NEVER FUCKING STOP FIGHTING FOR THE FINANCIAL RIGHTS OF THOSE FUCKED BY INSTITUTIONALIZED POVERTY!

How was my summary? I’m pretending to be a bot, so go fuck yourself. Report any issues here.

TokenBoomer ,

Good 🤖

GracefulEntropy ,

Best Bot

FartsWithAnAccent ,
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Based Bot

SpaceNoodle ,

Bot of the year 🥇

TheaoneAndOnly27 ,

Good bot

Snowcano ,

I demand a news site where all articles are written in this fashion NOW!! This is solid fucking gold!

sndmn ,

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Froyn ,

I can't shake the feeling that in 10 years, this will be a valid news format. Just one more step towards President Camacho.

Snapz , in Girl, 13, gives birth after she was raped and denied abortion in Mississippi

I assume the girl asked help from the republicans around here, but they couldn’t hear her ask over the sound of themselves screaming about how much they want to “protect children”.

I was reading a description of this popular novel the other day. It was set in America and was supposedly fiction…

The novel explores themes of subjugated women in a patriarchal society, loss of female agency and individuality, suppression of women’s reproductive rights, and the various means by which women resist and try to gain individuality and independence.

aelwero , in Texas wants Planned Parenthood to repay millions of dollars

I can’t believe the level of stupid in what I just read…

In 2017, Texas decided they didn’t want planned parenthood covered by Medicaid. Let’s just ignore the merits of it entirely and respect Texas’s right to be as stupid as they wanna be.

So for four years, from 2017 to 2021, they went through whatever bureaucratic/legal process is required to remove an agency from Medicaid. Also ignoring the merit of it, that’s their right.

Now they wanna say that all claims made during that process are fraudulent? Because while pp was still part of Medicaid, they didn’t want them to be?

I don’t want texas to have property taxes, I’m gonna start a movement to get rid of them (hypothetical, I don’t live in Texas), let’s say I succeed 30 years from now… do I get my money back?

No you jackasses. That’s not how shit works. It’s not rational, it’s not logical, it doesn’t pass a common sense test, you’re fucking stupid.

netburnr ,

The sad thing is, these people aren’t “stupid”, they know exactly what they are doing.

undercrust ,

Turning all Texan women into legal sex slaves?

Unaware7013 ,

It’s not rational, it’s not logical, it doesn’t pass a common sense test, you’re fucking stupid.

An apt description of just about any part of the GQP/conservative ideology.

flipht ,

But it does make sense. It is logical.

You are expecting them to make logical, sensible choices to get to the outcome you think is right, and they're not.

But their choices have led them to exactly where they want to be - able to blame democrats any time something goes wrong, while looting and pillaging the tax base to enrich their private donors.

This is all working as intended and designed. And until we stop acting like they're idiots that just happened to stumble onto something, they'll keep getting away with it. If they were truly stupid, or weren't planning this shit out, then we'd see benefit for normal people at least some of the time. Since we consistently see that only the rich benefit, it is safe to assume that they are only trying to benefit the rich. And are doing so successfully.

Sanctus ,

Never attribute to stupidity that which could be ascribed to malice is the way that saying should go.

AlwaysNowNeverNotMe ,
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Never excuse through stupidity someone with enough influence to know better.

Metype , in Girl, 13, gives birth after she was raped and denied abortion in Mississippi
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I just woke up and this almost made me puke. This is sick.

JustZ , (edited ) in Deaths surge in the US’s hottest city as governor declares statewide ‘heat emergency’
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Arizona will be *unihabitable in like ten years. ¡RemindMe 10 years or whatever.

bingbong ,

*uninhabitable

Fapper_McFapper , in Giuliani struggling under massive legal bills after defending Trump

Let me get my violin out.

Nacktmull , (edited ) in Girl, 13, gives birth after she was raped and denied abortion in Mississippi

News from Texas USA start to sound a lot like news from catholic Poland lately. I just can´t imagine this kind of fucked up shit is what Jesus wanted though /s

TopRamenBinLaden ,

This news is from Mississippi, but same difference really.

Nacktmull ,

Thanks, fixed it

flossdaily , in X, formerly Twitter, slowed down access to Threads, The New York Times, Bluesky and more

I see it’s time to dust off these old Net Neutrality bumper stickers.

evatronic ,

Neutrality is about ISPs being content-neutral. Xfinity won’t block or slow down access to Netflix, for example.

One website doing shitty things is just shitty. Twitter is not a ISP. If you don’t want to sit through their setTimeout(), go to the destination directly.

Net neutrality has never been about forcing content platforms to accommodate their competitors.

sturmblast , in Girl, 13, gives birth after she was raped and denied abortion in Mississippi

is it worth it Republicans?

hydroptic ,

This is literally what they wanted, of course it’s worth it.

They think they haven’t gone far enough yet, not that the price to pay is too high. Not like they’re paying the price themselves, and they’re incapable of feeling empathy for people like this girl who are affected by their psychopathic legislation. If they themselves or anyone in their immediate family needs an abortion, they’ll go get one somewhere else because they’re good people and they have a good reason for it, unlike all those woke socialist Nazi sluts

cyborganism ,

As if she was their problem.

They only want control over her. The rest ain’t their problem.

phillycodehound , in Man who set fire to Planned Parenthood sentenced to 10 years in prison
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First off the guy needs more time in jail. 2nd can’t The Hill get a picture of the building burned or prior? Using a random PP from Utah as the pic is stupid.

FlyingSquid , in San Francisco staff told to work from home as crime wave makes office unsafe
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Yeah, wage theft is rampant. Someone should do something about this crime wave.

Jaysyn , in After Years of Spreading Lies, Election Deniers Face Consequences
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Bury them under the prison.

SulaymanF , in Sex in self-driving cars: Passengers are reportedly hooking up in San Francisco's driverless taxis

This brings up a serious issue once these things become ubiquitous. If there’s no driver then who will make sure these things are clean? Over time these will become smelly vomit-filled cabs with litter if it’s a completely automated 24 hour cab system.

JustAManOnAToilet ,

Sounds like they need to make the interiors waterproof and send them through some automated wash between fares.

cloaker ,

Hopefully public transport gains over them then, you can imagine how awful it'll be for the environment; and you'll likely get wet pants or socks where the car didn't dry quick enough 🤣

RagingNerdoholic ,

There’s a guy who wipes down the loads.

CADmonkey ,

I imagine it will be like those electric Lime scooters. They won’t bother to take care of them other than charging them, and we will soon find automated cabs in the river.

negativenull , in Giuliani struggling under massive legal bills after defending Trump

He should get LegalEagle to pay for another congrats video!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeARRJyKkwY&ab_channe…

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