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NerdyPopRocks , in Pythagorean Theorem Found On Clay Tablet 1,000 Years Older Than Pythagoras

Omg! I didn’t know Pythagoras taught at Harvard

Salamendacious OP ,
@Salamendacious@lemmy.world avatar

He was Francesca Gino’s research assistant

bloopernova , (edited ) in Powerball jackpot skyrockets to massive $1.04 billion after no winner Saturday
@bloopernova@programming.dev avatar

If I win I’ll give everyone in this thread a million dollars.

So, if there’s 60 people in the thread, everyone gets $16,667

I see you all fell for my cunning ruse. Definitely not something I figured out after I posted. Not at all.

bradorsomething ,

I and my 43 children all are pleased to be in the thread.

bloopernova ,
@bloopernova@programming.dev avatar

But that just means the million will be divided up even more, reducing your share! ;)

Pregnenolone ,

Your comment implies it’s a million to each commenter

bloopernova ,
@bloopernova@programming.dev avatar

I’m just messing around, we all know I won’t win lol.

Pregnenolone ,

Too late, I’ve already bought a JetSki with your expected winnings

bloopernova ,
@bloopernova@programming.dev avatar

implies

So these people get money because of the implication?

CeruleanRuin ,

You’re more likely to get struck by lightning while taking a poop, so for your sake I hope you win instead.

BonfireOvDreams ,
@BonfireOvDreams@lemmy.world avatar

Hey, free odds approaching zero is better than paid options approaching zero

ElderTree333 ,

Thanks, pal!

JustAManOnAToilet ,

I hope you win, keep your word, and the news runs a story on it afterwards thats grows the user base and specifically siphons users from Reddit. I want to see Reddit burn to the ground.

turbowafflz ,

That would actually be such an interesting way to gain users, I want to see that

andrewta ,

Thank you

tallwookie ,

that’d be interesting

Lixen ,

How much if you don’t win?

bloopernova ,
@bloopernova@programming.dev avatar

About tree fiddy

felbane ,

Imagine how funny it would be if more than a thousand people replied.

Usul_00_ ,

Hey, a thousand buys a lot of lottery tickets…

=)

BillMurray ,

When someone gives you odds like that, you take it!

CyberDine ,

You are of course joking. But on the infinitly tiny odds you win, and the similarly ridiculous odds you follow through, I’ll comment

bloopernova ,
@bloopernova@programming.dev avatar

With odds like that, we can’t fail. Simple rule of conservation of narration.

bradinutah ,

Sweet!

Moebius ,

Thanks kind person! I’m in.

Mostly_Gristle ,

Sure.

chowder ,

I’ll take the possible free money lol

SpaghettiYeti ,

Goooood luck!

Astroturfed ,

I need money thx.

FurtiveFugitive ,

Neat.

llIlIIllIlIlIllII ,

Oooh oooh oooh! Me too! Me too!

Smacks ,
@Smacks@lemmy.world avatar

Can I get $420.69?

Reaper948 ,

I mean 16k~ is still a decent amount of money

bitbybit , in Disapproval of Elon Musk is top reason Tesla owners are selling, survey says

And yet, the best selling car in the world is the Tesla Model Y. Despite all the Musk hating.

BeautifulMind , (edited )
@BeautifulMind@lemmy.world avatar

I’m on vacation r/n, the rental car is a Y. It’s all right, but not as fancy or premium as I was led to believe

also the decision to route every feature of the car through the touchscreen console is fucking awful

There are decisions I don’t want software taking away from me as a driver and this thing does too much of that

bitbybit ,

I agree on the touchscreen, it’s absolutely awful. But if other automakers want people to buy their cars, they better actually make them purchasable. My parents have been on the waitlist for a Chevy Bolt for 6 months and aren’t anywhere near getting one, but they could have bought a Tesla same day at any point.

BurtReynoldsMustache ,

I was thinking about this today as I was looking at a model y: “it’s all hype. The only reason people buy these things is because they idolize Elon and his ability to hype his own brand.” It’s 100% not because they believe in their heart of hearts that they’re buying a reliable vehicle and because they look cool; it seems like it’s pretty well-known at this point in time that Teslas are a low-quality product.

kioshi ,
@kioshi@lemmy.world avatar

I find it funny that people are down voting your comment because Musk man bad

Winged_Hussar ,
@Winged_Hussar@lemmy.world avatar

Or because they looked into it and found those “stats” of the model Y in the top spot to be improbable

autoweek.com/…/is-tesla-model-y-the-worlds-best-s…

bitbybit ,
Winged_Hussar ,
@Winged_Hussar@lemmy.world avatar

That article’s numbers are addressed in the article I posted if you care to take a look.

According to Toyota: “740,561 Corollas worldwide in the first quarter of this year”

Which is more than what the article you linked lists for Tesla (267,200).

bitbybit ,

And the article I posted says there were only 256k Corollas sold. So which is right? I actually don’t know, and would love to find out. I’m having a hard time finding hard sources though.

bitbybit ,

I’m starting to think the Lemmy hivemind is worse than the one on Reddit.

DTFpanda ,

Remind me in 10 years how many of them built recently are still on the roads.

bitbybit ,

There’s 10 year old Teslas driving right now. The Model S came out in 2012.

DTFpanda ,

I stand corrected then. I’d like to think any modern car would last well over 10 years.

Winged_Hussar ,
@Winged_Hussar@lemmy.world avatar

Is it though? Sites claiming that it is generally lump Model 3 and Model Y numbers together… And even combining production and sales numbers.

autoweek.com/…/is-tesla-model-y-the-worlds-best-s…

bitbybit ,

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tesla_Model_Y

In the first quarter of 2023, the Model Y outsold the Toyota Corolla to become the world’s best-selling car, the first ever electric vehicle to claim the title.

halfempty , in Giant asteroid the size of 1,000 capybaras to pass Earth Tuesday - NASA
@halfempty@kbin.social avatar

Yup. first time I have seen capybaras used as a unit of measurement.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

My ex had titties the size of capybaras but it was mostly because she had the physique of a manatee.

robocall ,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

she was truly the sea cow of the land

CyanFen , in Where are the homes? Glaring need for housing construction underlined by Century 21 CEO

The issue is not the number of houses, it’s who owns them. There are 16 million houses with nobody living in them because private investors are buying them purely as an investment.

OnionQuest ,

Where are those houses? Nowhere anyone wants to live

GBU_28 ,

That’s fine, there are other homebuyers than you

JustAManOnAToilet ,

I mean, The Grand Tour bought a house for $2200 in a bad area of Detroit that nobody wanted. There are a shitload available starting at around $500. Have at it.

criticon ,

Yes, you can buy a house for between $500-$1,000 and even cheaper but the catch is, as of 2018, you have to bring the property up to code within 6 months.

Conservative estimates three years ago was you’d need between $60,000-$100,000 to bring everything in a dilapidated house up to code

tiremeetsroad.com/…/did-the-grand-tour-really-buy…

CyanFen ,

That’s not true at all. Most of the houses are in prime areas, otherwise they would be bad investments for the people buying them.

doppelgangmember ,

Nobody wants to live on the streets usually either?

randalthor17 , in Shouting at children can be as damaging as physical or sexual abuse, study says

Man this makes me glad that i have good parents

downpunxx , in Human knocks down woman in hit-and-run. Then driverless Cruise car parks on top of her, Victim in critical condition
@downpunxx@kbin.social avatar

shave and a haircut, two bits!

fosforus , (edited ) in Shouting at children can be as damaging as physical or sexual abuse, study says

This is correlation study, and we all know what that means, right? Correlations are significant results certainly, but not at all conclusive.

barsoap ,

This is psychology/sociology, not MINT. If you start to question whether childhood experience is a valid causal vector to influence adult behaviour you should become a philosopher while the rest of the world happily assumes causation.

Also if you had actually glanced at the study you’d have seen that it’s a systematic review. Skimming over it what it’s saying is “there’s a ton of unorganised data out there that nonetheless shows a clear and distinct pattern we should study the topic for its own sake”.

TrenchcoatFullofBats , in Pythagorean Theorem Found On Clay Tablet 1,000 Years Older Than Pythagoras

Babylon: Based 60

anon_8675309 , in Grimes sues Elon Musk over parental rights

She slept with him.

Eeeww.

Zerlyna ,
@Zerlyna@lemmy.world avatar

There’s three of them that apparently did. Triple ew.

cantstopthesignal ,

I’d sleep with the Mucinex germ for that amount of money

BlinkerFluid ,
@BlinkerFluid@lemmy.one avatar

She slept at him.

No one sleeps with Elon but Elon.

ShaggySnacks ,

Elon Musk can actively claim something as fame, one of the first people that can literally fuck themselves.

Can_you_change_your_username ,

You don't spend enough time in the more disturbing sections of internet porn.

TrismegistusMx ,
@TrismegistusMx@lemmy.world avatar

Correction: She was impregnated by him. I’m sure there were scientists and sycophants involved.

Erasmus ,
@Erasmus@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t forget the tech priests murmuring their chants and waving incense during the entire copulation ceremony.

BarrelAgedBoredom ,

What kind of.vanilla as fuck sex are you having? All that’s like 2nd base nowadays. Get with the times, gramps

ShaggySnacks ,

Toll the Great Bell Once!
Pull the Lever forward to engage the
Piston and Pump…
Toll the Great Bell Twice!
With push of Button fire the Engine
And spark Turbine into life…
Toll the Great Bell Thrice!
Sing Praise to the
God of All Machines

StarkillerX42 ,

Her name is literally Grimes

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Look Grimey here has made a few mistakes, and who hasn’t, but it’s not like she slept with musk

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar
Hackerman_uwu ,

I’m almost certain that most if not all of his kids were conceived via artificial inseminaton?

He’s got a little Boys from Brazil thing going on with these kids.

Kirkkh , in More than 75,000 workers to strike at hundreds of Kaiser Permanente health facilities across U.S.

Had a old girlfriend that work for Kaiser. I used to joke they were the Umbrella Corporation. We had great health insurance (yay for not having to be married in California)–but the doctors were really hit and miss. Idk if they loved working for a “non profit” (yeah right) hospital.

edgemaster72 , in Giant asteroid the size of 1,000 capybaras to pass Earth Tuesday - NASA
@edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

How many bananas or Toyota Corollas is that?

J12 ,

12 corollas

15 billion bananas

Source: im a math doctor

edgemaster72 ,
@edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

Thank you for your service, doctor

RalphFurley , in Netflix is planning to raise prices... again

I really wish my wife would let me cancel this.

JasSmith ,

Build her a Plex server and install Radarr and Sonarr. It's quite special. You can even configure it to automatically download movies and shows when she favourites them on Plex.

bobman ,

Don’t fall for the plex meme. It’s a meme perpetuated by techbros who like to waste their time setting things up when there are other options already there. They do this because they want to feel superior to others by having some esoteric knowledge that actually isn’t relevant.

and install Radarr and Sonarr.

My god. It’s sad people like you actually give “advice” like this. It just shows me how disconnected techbros are from normal people. I feel bad for anyone who gets sent down a plex/radarr/sonarr rabbit hole when other options work better.

Just use a free streaming site.

You can stream pretty much anything for free here: fmoviesz.to

Make sure you have uBlock Origin installed.

If you get stuck, try googling “free streaming sites reddit” and go from there.

Use your brain, not your wallet.

shikitohno ,

If you can read instructions, it's not that hard to set these things up. It's just a matter of what you value more. You can spend less than a day setting up the needed *arr software and Plex/Emby/Jellyfin/whatever and have things as you want it, or you can periodically spend time looking for new streaming sites when the one you settled in on finally gets shut down, and meanwhile, you're at the mercy of the site for what's uploaded and in what quality.

If you have it locally hosted, you also don't lose your ability to watch any of the movies you wanted to every time the internet goes out, unlike streaming sites.

bobman ,

If you can read instructions, it’s not that hard to set these things up.

Lol. Like I said. Posts like these just show me how disconnected techbros are from normal people.

It’s just a matter of what you value more.

Yes, and people coming from paid streaming services value convenience over complexity. They would rather have a free streaming site than learn to self-host.

You don’t have to “learn how to use a streaming site” like you would need to learn how to set up a fucking technology stack, lol. I don’t even know what the other two things are, and I’m a techbro. I guess I can spend more time learning and configuring instead of just entering a URL and making sure I have uBlock Origin installed.

Don’t I also need to download content for it anyways? Sheeh. This is getting pretty complicated for the average netflix user!

Sigh. Don’t let technology control you. Know what you’re doing, and why you’re doing it.

Gabadabs ,
@Gabadabs@kbin.social avatar

A big part of why I use Jellyfin to self host is because I want local, offline access to media. I can host it on my PC, which only took like 30 minutes for me to set up, and use the app to Chromecast it to my tv. That'd be a lot harder if I was streaming off shady streaming sites.

bobman ,

That’s completely fine if you know why you are using it.

I also love having locally-saved media in case networks go down or streaming sites disappear.

Still, for people coming from Netflix, it doesn’t make sense to recommend them self-hosting unless they specifically want to self-host. For most people, they don’t see the value of self-hosting and directing them to such solutions just causes them to think it’s either self-hosting or paid streaming.

JasSmith ,

Streaming is easier if you want to watch on your laptop, but my wife likes watching on TV, using a remote to navigate. Streaming won't solve that need. Quality is also MILES better, and my wife can easily tell the difference.

bobman ,

Quality is definitely better if you can download it yourself.

It’s also great to have the convenience of a remote. However, it’s possible to set up remote controls with laptops or other computers. I don’t go through the trouble of doing it though. I just use a wireless keyboard/mouse combo.

JasSmith ,

I have tried the laptop/PC-remote combo and it's bad. Plex has an HTPC build which is okay, but restrictive. She also uses YouTube and other apps, and we find the Nvidia Shield has the best UI and performance. Computer OSs also have a bad habit of stealing focus, updating, and overlaying notifications. These require a lot of effort to disable, and in Windows, it's impossible to get it all working like a dedicated streaming box.

I take your point above, though. Plex is trickier than streaming. So if the use case is laptop or maybe tablet, those streaming sites are great.

bobman ,

Yes, I think the worst part about using a laptop is having to plug it in and unplug it when you’re finished. You’ll also need a keyboard/mouse combo.

I like the design of paid streaming services and smart TV UI. Usually it’s really accommodating to remote users. The problem is that it limits what you can do with it, which a computer can overcome.

Morcyphr ,

I’m in the same boat. She’s convinced that using twice it every 6 months is worth it. I don’t even know what we pay for it these days, $14.99? Not worth making a big deal about at this point. We did cancel Hulu (better than Netflix,
imo) and paramount some months ago, so I’ll take that and deal.

MargotRobbie , in Grimes sues Elon Musk over parental rights
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

More people should really read what Musk’s first wife said about him.

www.marieclaire.com/…/millionaire-starter-wife/

Getting with someone who says “I’m the alpha in this relationship” is probably not a good idea.

OprahsedCreature ,

Holy fuck he’s a monster. Like we all knew he’s bad but holy fuck.

MargotRobbie ,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

She wrote this in 2010, when he was still at the peak of his popularity and made his cameo in Iron Man, and this article did little to his public image.

Turns out he was just really good at taking credit for other people’s work and the mask finally started slipping.

hazeebabee ,

That was a super interesting read. Its amazing she can be so polite when talking about him, i guess time and perspective can do that.

Also for anyone curious, the post nup did not hold up. Justine gets 20k monthly plus an unspecified alimony, in addition to the 15 million she got at the time of the divorce.

hardly_alex ,

Elon made it clear that he did not want to talk about Nevada’s death. I didn’t understand this, just as he didn’t understand why I grieved openly, which he regarded as “emotionally manipulative.”

Holy hell.

plagueofnations , in Men Overran a Job Fair for Women in Tech

Imagine a celebration meant to "unite men in "

People would lose their ever loving minds

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