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NuXCOM_90Percent , in People who park in the handicapped ramp boil my blood.

Fun story time that, for legal reasons, is a complete fabrication:

Was going food shopping one weekend. No smaller carts inside so walked out and went to one of the drop offs to grab one. On the way back, I see someone put their car into reverse from the “ramp”. Some people stop and wait for them to leave. I just keep walking and pushing my cart while considering my speed “just in case”.

They IMMEDIATELY peel out and smash into the cart. It goes under their tire and rips off most of the bumper and pops their tire (which was fucking terrifying). They get out and start screaming at me and threatening to call the cops and kick my ass. I explain “So… you are going to call the cops and explain to them you didn’t look when backing up from an illegal parking space and hit a pedestrian? I’m in a bit of a rush but I guess I can stick around for that”. Lady who was trying to get her walker out of her car even volunteers to be a witness.

Had a good old laugh and walked to get a new cart. They were still there freaking out when I left the store.

Drusas ,

You're one of my new favorite people.

zedgeist ,

Allegedlys.

Maggoty ,

Hey, we all need stories like this in our current capitalist hellscape. True or not.

HopFlop ,

Love that you had to insert a remark on capitalism even though this has nothing to do with that

Maggoty ,

I dunno. Is it the capitalist part or the hellscape part? Maybe if Rich people were as generous as they pretended they are and we lived in a Capitalist Utopia it wouldn’t be a problem?

HopFlop ,

So in a communist sosciety you wouldnt need those good stories but because of “our capitalistic hellscape” you do? How come? What has this story have to do with capitalism? Absolutely nothing! You just had to rub your (unreasoned) opinion into everyone’s face.

Maggoty ,

Well that depends. Are talking about a communist utopia or a communist hellscape?

TheDarksteel94 ,

Allegediddlydoo

Texas_Hangover ,

Did everybody clap?

Teon , in I got this popup ad on my TV **while watching a DVD**
@Teon@kbin.social avatar

Anytime you see the word "smart" in the name of the product, remember to mentally replace the word "smart" with "tracking".

Anticorp ,

“Ad enabled”

cyberpunk007 ,

Same with IoT

Natanael ,

The S in IoT stands for security, and the P stands for privacy.

cyberpunk007 ,

😂😂😂

mySFWaccount , in Marketing email's subject made me think my card got hacked

Send a message to their help desk saying you got an email confirmation and would like to cancel it. Act very confused about the situation. Waste their time and make it their problem.

Heir_Of_Isildur ,

This also wastes OPs time though

sigh ,
@sigh@lemmy.world avatar

time is just a construct

qarbone ,

Pay me enough, and I’ll waste everyone’s time. Wait…

Did I just reinvent lobbying?

CaptnNMorgan ,

And op won’t even be getting paid to do it

Dicska ,

On top of that, it also doesn’t waste the responsible team’s time. It wastes the help desk’s time who have little to no say in this subject.

deegeese ,

That’s why you escalate straight to legal. Waste the time of someone more expensive than the idiots in marketing.

Agent641 ,

Not if you automate it!

backgroundcow ,

Better yet, demand loudly to get a refund. When they say there is nothing to refund, insist that you have an email confirming a booking.

Jamie ,
@Jamie@jamie.moe avatar

Escalate to management as quickly as possible so you’re not just annoying some poor front desk worker that had nothing to do with it.

Sculptor9157 ,

Call center “management” is typically not an actual manager, and definitely not involved with the decision either.

relevants , in This page in my kid’s book from school to learn how to read.

Grammar aside, it’s an odd choice to fill up half the page with 747s if you want to showcase the variety of commercial passenger airplanes.

HappycamperNZ ,

I’m more annoyed at the lack of anything prop.

Not everything is a international long haul.

STUPIDVIPGUY , in wow thats great mate cheers helpful

yeah sucks that reddit alienated all of their most intelligent users

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Yep. Reddit shouldn’t have pushed so many power users out.

Serinus ,

Not if you want to push the site hard to the right!

not_that_guy05 ,

What does it matter? Not our problem if it goes left or right let them have their shit cake.

LetMeEatCake ,

We still live in the same society as others. People often adopt the cultures and ideologies of where they end up, or at least move closer to it than they were before. If reddit shifts its userbase to the right — even if the net effect is from “very very left” to “very left” — it will impact the lives of all of us that live in societies with large numbers of people using that site, as it’ll filter down into our politics. Even if we don’t interact with them.

For a long time, the “default” ideology of the internet was on the left. As internet usage has become dominated by a handful of sites owned by megacorporations, there has been a not at all subtle effort to nurture a conservative ideology on those sites. Stuff like reddit holding off on banning the Trump sub for however long or twitter refusing to implement their hate speech detection because it correlated too strongly with conservative politicians (not to mention what Musk has done there). I don’t think this is an accident.

not_that_guy05 ,

This is what you are worried about? If it goes hard right or even “very left” is that not what it was underneath? Let them be cesspools. Everybody talks about preventing, but no one does shit besides being armchair PC warriors. Go buy the website and fix it to your liking, or better yet do a strike and this will help reddit… Oh wait it won’t.

All because people are deleting shit will not make it go hard right or very left. That is just straight BS.

Steeve ,

Shit, if Lemmy is supposed to be the intelligent ones then all hope is lost

Daft_ish ,

Hey, I remembered a thread bashing winrar when thinking about needing a compression software then looked it up to see people’s alternative recommendations.

New strat

Search: [insert shitty thing] sucks ass lemmy

Then browse for recommendations

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

file-roller

WtfEvenIsExistence , in lemmy.world blocked the largest piracy community in all of lemmy

They never even got a DMCA takedown notice or any sort of copyright claims. Just because one user asked. Wtf

otherbarry , (edited )

Not only that, it was a brand new account on a totally different Lemmy instance that demanded lemmy.world admins remove piracy related communities.

Honestly it seems like lemmy.world admins were trolled by some random throwaway account and took the bait.

EDIT: The post in question in case others haven’t seen it lemmy.world/post/3175920, a new account from lemm.ee makes their first & only post in lemmy.world demanding that they defederate & remove anything piracy related.

DavyJones ,
@DavyJones@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Not even reddit admins were this stupid

gowan ,
@gowan@reddthat.com avatar

Reddit has lawyers they can call on to mount a defense. Im willing to bet this is entirely about liability

DavyJones ,
@DavyJones@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Understandable reason but there is not one illegally shared file in these communities. What’s next, watching a John Wick movie makes me a murderer now?

SteefLem ,
@SteefLem@lemmy.world avatar

lemm.ee/post/4235833 yours got a bad gateway

otherbarry ,

yours got a bad gateway

That’s just lemmy.world servers having their usual issues loading. Though it is kind of amusing, a lemmy.world user going to lemm.ee to view a lemmy.world post, federation is funny that way :P

Pandantic ,
@Pandantic@midwest.social avatar

They should have asked them to change their rules instead. Sharing DL links can get the admin in trouble. LueLinks had to do away with it at one point too, and they were primo pirate site back in the day. I think reddit had r/piracy and other subs change their rules - the one that had links to mushroom spore sellers (forgot the name) had to stop sharing links to sellers that sold magic mushroom spores (not an illegal thing to do). It’s tough, but admin made guiding rules, and that breaks one of them. Plus, if it’s on their server, it could be admins head on the chopping block.

otherbarry ,

Are you talking about a different community or instance? !piracy does not allow direct links to content yet lemmy.world admins blocked it anyway.

Zoldyck ,

Lmao. What a shitshow

Stoneykins ,

And now the account that redirected all of lemmy.world has been banned from lemmy.world for ban evasion.

This whole thing is weird

Sibbo ,

That user can sue if they don’t obey, in most jurisdictions. If it comes that far, it’s too late.

shortgiraffe , (edited )

Why would the user be able to sue? Unless they thought their work was being infringed (in which case why they wouldn’t send a dmca?) I don’t see what possible standing they’d have.

peereboominc ,

True but it hosted in Germany. That country does not take it easy on piracy…

otherbarry , (edited )

Even the German specific Lemmy instances like feddit.de do not block the piracy discussion communities.

The piracy blocking stuff seems like something lemmy.world admins decided to do based on a troll from another instance demanding it.

Thcdenton , in I shaved for the first time in a while so I could update a profile picture and my chin looks like this.
Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Profile picture is now of The Expression.

Thcdenton ,

Yes, Harry. It is an expression of pain.

undeadfoodsnob , in Youtube has started to artificially slow down video load times if you use Firefox
@undeadfoodsnob@lemmy.world avatar

I dont believe this will have the desired affect Google thinks it will. I, personally, will never buy Premium or switch to Chrome without an AD block. If anything, I will just download via linux or just not watch Youtube anymore.

penquin ,

That’s the fucking spirit. Here, I’m joining you. Fuck Google.

kubica ,
@kubica@kbin.social avatar

It's possibly dedicated to messing around for people testing firefox after the news.

zzzz ,

*effect

But, yes, me too.

illi ,

Ever since I discovered Piped and LibreTube, I never looked back.And I used premium for years.

DuskyRo ,
@DuskyRo@lemmy.world avatar

If only there was an easy way to selfhost piped or viewtube…

I swear there would be more instances if they made an easy step by step guide but I guess that’s life when you choose FOSS…

Flying_Hellfish ,

I’m not sure if this post was /s or not, but ViewTube is actually pretty easy to self host if you have a docker host in your current environment. They even provide a docker compose example on the wiki.

Bernie_Sandals ,
@Bernie_Sandals@lemmy.world avatar

Could someone please give me a rundown of how these work/if they have mobile apps? I’ve been paying for premium pretty much since Vanced was killed (and also before I found Vanced) and really the only thing that’s stopped me from using a YouTube mirror is the lack of good mobile applications.

b0gl ,

Try newpipe through f-droid

illi , (edited )

I found this is good explanation: lemm.ee/comment/4966310

LibreTube is on F-Droid for an Android app, pretty sure there is something for iOS as well but not sure. It hs its issues but I manage. Set up low tier patreon for some content creators from my “premium budget” too.

Bernie_Sandals ,
@Bernie_Sandals@lemmy.world avatar

That’s actually quite interesting, thank you, I’ll definitely have to look into that more

Nelots ,

Piped is just too inconsistent for me. I gave it a solid month or two, but half the time I open it up none of the instances are loading any videos. Eventually I gave up and looked into other options, ended up using FreeTube.

Holzkohlen ,

Freetube on desktop, Newpipe on android. This is the way.

b0gl ,

This is what I do as well

MaggiWuerze ,

Revanced would like to know your location

illi ,

It does have it’s issues, can’t deny that. Can use LibreTube as Android app and 99.9% of my youtube viewing is on mobile

Aermis ,

How does libretube compare with revanced?

dan ,
@dan@upvote.au avatar

Libretube is a totally different app whereas Revanced is just some patches on top of the official YouTube app, so the feature sets are going to vary a lot between the two. Libretube doesn’t let you log in to a Google account at all (but it does support importing a subscription list).

ElectricTrombone ,
@ElectricTrombone@lemmy.world avatar

Any method for blocking ads / patching chromecast? My kids and I do the majority of our YT surfing from the couch.

dan ,
@dan@upvote.au avatar

Not that I know of, sorry! It looks like third-party apps like Newpipe don’t support Chromecast :/

henfredemars ,

To be clear, is this delay skipped for subscribers?

doink ,

I have been a premium user for years. Mostly because I was using Google music before. With all this crap they are pulling, I cancelled. I cannot support this anymore.

ultratiem ,
@ultratiem@lemmy.ca avatar

I watch interesting vids people link back on occasion but have left it as a service I would browse and engage with and let me tell you, life got a lot better.

GreenPlasticSushiGrass , in The fact that people this stupid exist

They've been working on a COVID vaccine since the SARS epidemic, but that fact won't stop the stupid.

BorgDrone ,

Also, cancer isn’t one disease but a whole class of diseases. And we actually do have vaccines that prevent certain forms of cancer, like the HPV vaccine.

Zirconium ,

I WONT LET MY KID GET THE HPV VACCINE. IT MEANS THEY CAN HAVE SEX WITH NO CONSEQUENCES

lazylion_ca ,

Ma’am, pregnancy is still a consequence of sex as you obviously should know after having 5 kids.

teuast ,

if she grew up with a certain kind of religious education, it’s possible she still might not have drawn that particular connection

JadenSmith ,

There is also a lung cancer vaccine made in Cuba, called CimaVax (I think).

There’s some hurdles to getting it though, depending on where you are.

shitescalates ,

Also, why wouldn’t they use a cancer vaccine for a “mind control” or “tracking chip”.

Jamie ,
@Jamie@jamie.moe avatar

I always found the tracking chip conspiracy stuff to be particularly funny. Unfortunately, I never personally met any whackos that believed it.

The best method for very accurately tracking them was the thing they likely used to post about the COVID vaccine tracking you.

devils_advocate ,

Belief isn’t needed.

MIT researchers have now developed a novel way to record a patient’s vaccination history: storing the data in a pattern of dye, invisible to the naked eye, that is delivered under the skin at the same time as the vaccine. news.mit.edu/…/storing-vaccine-history-skin-1218

And Bill Gates talking about doing it in a reddit AMA.

CaptPretentious ,

Also, the amount of computational power that was made available for COVID research was recorded breaking.

If you were on Folding@home at that time, they couldn’t get enough WU out fast enough for a while. Gamers really showed up and helped.

Mirshe ,

Yeah, it helps when you have a mind-boggling amount of computers across the world crunching your data.

devils_advocate ,

Yes. The Jannsen and Oxford vacancies.

However, vaccines using mRNA technology are VERY new.

lvxferre , in Being subscribed to similar communities on multiple instances and seeing duplicates
@lvxferre@lemmy.ml avatar

Here’s my idea:
https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/929de23a-a4f7-4363-9e40-521ad1b150a8.jpeg

It’s a middle ground between completely hiding the duplicates, and letting them as is. Once you click that plus button, it shows the duplicates as full posts, otherwise it leaves them as just one-liners.

Gork ,

I like this one. It conveys all of the pertinent cross posting info in a succinct manner.

soyagi ,

There is discussion on going at !news currently about new rules. Users posting the same story from the same source will be blocked by an automod. I asked about users posting the same story from different sources, and apparently that’s absolutely fine. So expect this problem to get a lot worse before steps have to be taken to make it better :/

lvxferre ,
@lvxferre@lemmy.ml avatar

The issue is that this sort of rule only works against duplicates inside a community; it does nothing against duplicates across communities, that users may or may not be subscribed to. As such I think that the solution should be on the interface level.

On another, related matter: you replied twice. I think that the server itself should prevent it, as 99% of the time it’s by accident.

soyagi ,

There is discussion on going at !news currently about new rules. Users posting the same story from the same source will be blocked by an automod. I asked about users posting the same story from different sources, and apparently that’s absolutely fine. So expect this problem to get a lot worse before steps have to be taken to make it better :/

VentraSqwal ,

Can you put this suggestion on their Github issues tracker? It’s brilliant.

egeres ,
@egeres@lemmy.world avatar

Would love to see something like this happen, good idea!!

yote_zip , in Elon Musk wanting to remove dim theme from twitter
@yote_zip@pawb.social avatar

Maintaining existing CSS is hard. Luckily, usurping all of social media as an “everything app” will be trivial by comparison.

OldWoodFrame ,

Step 1: Fire 80% of your programmers

Step 2: Promise new features including getting into banking and ecommerce and literally doing “everything”

Step 3: ???

Step 4: Profit(?)

Seems like step 3 might involve stopping doing even the basics of keeping your existing client base happy.

Cybermass ,

Step 3 is using chatGTP to break… I mean to build your site

GonzoVeritas ,
@GonzoVeritas@lemmy.world avatar

Elon has clearly shown that I can trust him with my finances. I am excited to turn all my personal data and money over to his excellently designed software and highly ethical company. What could go wrong?

kautau ,

In step 3 is “lose 50% of your advertisers” and “completely destroy a well known brand that’s made its way into common nomenclature” among others

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

We literally had a joke about destroying a brand the very way musk is at the top rated business school I got a degree from. You kind of had to be there tho

kautau ,

Is it one of Canada’s top-rated business schools and did you get pretty good grades

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Top rated in the US and internationally and yes

kautau ,

Did you graduate with someone named Nathan? I don’t remember his last name but it definitely started with an F

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

It’s remarkably possible, but I have that disease where everyone’s name is Murphy.

Sharpiemarker ,

I can’t imagine wanting to use Twitter for anything critical after Elon axed the security and compliance teams. Like finance. You’re basically asking for your identity to be stolen.

onelikeandidie ,

Don’t they use tailwindcss at twitter? Must be easier to remove dim mode

cooopsspace , in MFA

SMS: Here is your 30s “MFA” code, I’ll send it to you 40 minutes after you need it.

SMS isn’t 2FA. Its 1.5FA.

KairuByte ,
@KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

SMS isn’t even secure. Mitm, social engineering, straight up theft, and more are all ways around it. It should never have been implemented, but especially not when totp exists.

Opisek ,

What I despise most in when SMS is not just optional but forced upon me as “backup” to TOTP. “Lost your authenticator app? Send an SMS instead.” How about no?

KairuByte ,
@KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I don’t believe I’ve run into that, but yeah it completely misses the point of totp. Hell, I’d prefer a lockout over SMS backup in most cases, my totp authentication has multiple encrypted backups.

lorkano ,

Especially because you can just backup authenticator to the pendrive in encrypted form. I don’t care I loose my phone, that’s exactly the reason authenticator is better.

datelmd5sum ,

I’ve heard people in the US still use SMS to communicate with eachother. Fucking crazy.

Crashumbc ,

Inertia and ease of use are powerful.

SMS “just works” and works for everyone here.

While I would like the new fancy features. At least RCS is bringing some and is seamlessly integrated.

Bonus I have 10+ years of txt history and can scroll/search to find something. And since my phone is Google (I know evil) I can access it all from the desktop seamlessly in one window.

mexicancartel ,

Sms just works everywhere though

JasonDJ ,

Only when iPhone users need to send a message to literally anyone else.

rickyrigatoni ,

why not

datelmd5sum ,

Can you for example send a video, encrypted and to your computer via SMS? I don’t know how much tech they’ve built over the protocol over in the US, but in many parts of the world SMS was charged per message in your phone bill and things like photos or video cost more to send. People abandoned SMS quickly when 3rd party IP messaging apps like whatsapp came out.

rickyrigatoni ,

i think most people have unlimited texting and data in america, the greatest country.

datelmd5sum ,

Yeah data got unlimited here before texts, which caused people to move on to other things. Now texts are usually unlimited, but that train has already sailed.

ParetoOptimalDev ,

I wouldn’t count on your encrypted WhatsApp video actually being secure.

Use signal for that.

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

uhhh that’s not some unique american thing lol, that’s how people here in sweden communicate too

Barely anyone cares what specific protocol is being used, they just care about what app they have to use and who they can reach, and if anyone isn’t using a normal sms app they’re generally using facebook messenger or imessages both of which support sms fallback and thus their users don’t even know there’s a difference half the time.

jnk ,

Blame apple for that. IPhone has this proprietary messaging app pre-installed which is probably super convinient for the ecosystem but uses some obsolete SMS protocol to communicate with android phones. I think recently this has gotten better, but only because beeper and the EU pressing on them

Crashumbc ,

Buy a real phone service. I don’t ever remember missing a code.

cooopsspace ,

It’s overwhelmingly whatever provider they use for SMS, or some sort of anti spam checking.

My phone has reception the whole time.

JasonDJ ,

Dude.

My wife’s phone started acting up the other day. It would keep losing cell service and even when it showed a signal, it still would only work on wifi.

That happened a few hours after I ported my phone number (on the same family plan) to another carrier. So naturally, I thought the issue was with the carrier.

Since I planned on porting her number out to my new carrier anyway, I didn’t want to troubleshoot.

Well, get to the new carrier and it’s still not working. Go through the whole process of resetting network settings, and then eventually deleting the esim.

New carrier, though, needs you to receive a text message before they send the esim.

Naturally, with the esim deleted, it couldn’t receive text messages.

Her issue did end up being her phone. Even after the port went through in full, it was still hit-or-miss with cell service. Worked on wifi though.

MeanEYE ,
@MeanEYE@lemmy.world avatar

SMS is good enough. Sure it’s not as authenticator or some other MFA method, but it’s good enough. Chances of my random account hiding something worth subverting cell operator to get the SMS and my password, are slim to none. At that point don’t upload anything worth that much.

eager_eagle , in You have to remove the plastic label if you want to recycle this plastic bottle.
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

Not this one, every one. The only difference is that they bother to put this info on the label.

Ghostalmedia , (edited ) in Shrinkflation hits IKEA Family by removing 5% discount
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Is this actually “shrinkflation?”

The phrase literally comes from product manufacturers who shrink the volume of their product and sell it for the same price.

This is basically a crappier loyalty program.

ThePantser ,
@ThePantser@lemmy.world avatar

Lack tables are now 20% smaller

Nouveau_Burnswick ,

So the tables are really lacking?

Batman ,

They were full sized tables but then Bobby dropped them

Alto ,
@Alto@kbin.social avatar

Dammit lil bobby tables, not again

Batman ,

That boy ain’t right

Annoyed_Crabby ,

Your Billy is 20% smaller.

Rentlar ,

Now it’s called Bill.

entropicdrift ,
@entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

It’s actually sold in two parts now: Bill and Lï

tony ,

How am I going to fit my rackmount servers into it now?

7u5k3n ,

This is the loss right here… those tables were perfect and apparently they no longer are. Sad day

themeatbridge ,

You’re joking, but they did change the design of the Lack tables about a decade ago to make more of the legs hollow. They were popular as diy home server racks, but the hollow legs make it more difficult to mount more than one or two units of space.

theragu40 ,

I think colloquially people have begun expanding use of the word to include anything where features or product are removed but the price stays the same.

Maybe there’s a better word for that, but I understand the parallel.

Ghostalmedia ,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Isn’t this loyalty program free like many others?

MaggiWuerze ,

So the price stays the same

Th3D3k0y ,

This is the worst 0 dollars I’ve spent

ReadyUser31 ,

You don’t pay cash for it, but it takes up your time and IKEA gets your data and is allowed to send you spam. So kinda free, but also not.

scrubbles ,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

This program was to encourage you to be loyal by offering you discounts. Now that you’re loyal, fuck you.

CanadaPlus ,

I think this is just normal inflation, since it’s cost. I guess you could also argue it’s skimpflation.

skeeter_dave , in It seems like all packaged foods do this now

Sup, I’m your local friendly USDA contractor who very much uses scales everyday. Consumer grade kitchen scales are terrible and will lie to you. The fact that it does not go out to the tenths or hundredths is a big flag for accuracy.

We check test our scales twice a year to make sure they are accurate. I once tried check testing my kitchen scale I use for canning for giggles and it failed miserably. It would only register weight on 2 out of 4 quadrants until I got to 10g or so. I’m sure my ohaus is going to show a different and more accurate result if I where to try it.

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

Well, it can’t be packaged to scientific standards, it has to be packaged to ours.

Scale accuracy was never a problem or scrutinized until ow, and successfully helped people lose weight, so it’s not the accuracy of the scales that is an issue.

This is blatant consumer fraud and nothing in your field can change that fact, clearly.

RandomLegend ,
@RandomLegend@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

This just doesn’t make sense.

You wouldn’t say the same when talking about other products. If you buy ibuprofen for example you wouldn’t say “it can’t be packaged to scientific standards, it has to be packaged to ours” if you try to weigh a single pill with your kitchen scale.

Stuff HAS to be packaged to scientific standards. Period.

If your tools at home aren’t accurate enough or simply aren’t properly calibrated for a specific job, it can’t be the fault of the producer.

If you use a 2€ kitchen scale that is 10 years old you can’t blame the producer if your measurement is off by 10%.

The producer cannot make sure YOUR equipment is proper for the task, and they can’t make sure EVERYONES scales see the exact same. So of course they have to weigh with their own scales and surprise surprise they use extremely precise scales that are properly calibrated and tested regularly.

mariusafa ,

If you read his comments to my comments he states that following “their” (?) standards, the producers have to put much more product in order to “”““adjust””“” for the tolerance error of random consumers. Clueless.

Danitos ,

Your comment doesn’t make sense, since home tools are not precise enough and that is not the manufacter fault. I suggest you read about Metrology

mariusafa ,

That is scientific standards for him, not “their” standards or whatever. Yeah clueless.

BorgDrone ,

Scales used for commercial purposes, such as weighing the amount of product in a package, are regularly calibrated and checked. Messing with the calibration is considered an economic crime and comes with very harsh penalties.

frogfruit ,

I remember being in school 20 years ago and being taught about scale inaccuracies and the importance of frequent calibration. The thing about weight loss is that you will lose weight if you’re in a deficit. Your daily calorie needs are going to fluctuate a little bit, regardless. Most people don’t keep activity the exact same, sleep the exact same, take exactly the same steps everyday, plus hormones fluctuate, etc. Your measurements don’t have to be precise, just close enough. People have also lost weight with sloppy volumetric measurements, counting out chips, or even eyeballing the amount of space taken up on their plate. MyPlate.gov was rolled out after consumer research found that it works.

Bgugi ,

I think you’re a bit off track. scale accuracy has been a subject of careful scrutiny for millenia. You absolutely have to use the right tool for the job. A kitchen scale is not the right tool for the job. It would be like complaining that you can’t take your car’s lug nuts off with a pipe wrench.

MadBigote ,

What!?

books ,

Eight grams off? That seems rather significant. I mean we use to buy 20 grams of weed we’d know if it was almost half shy.

chimasterflex ,

8g sure but this is only within 2% error. most scales would probably be within 3% so this isn’t surprising

SocialMediaRefugee ,

Well you were high so we can’t be sure about those numbers

books ,

I wasnt at the time but twenty minutes later, sure

reverendsteveii ,

that’s why you don’t use a scale that’s only accurate to the full gram (and barely that) when dealing with something where the cost is such that a missing half gram actually makes a difference.

johannesvanderwhales ,

You would presumably use a higher precision scale for that purpose. I know my kitchen has a large scale that’s only 1 g precision but can go up to 8 kg, and one that’s .01g precision but only goes up to 500g.

bluewing ,

Unless you were using a certified scale and checking it with certified check weights every time you used it, you were just guessing and hoping your dealer wasn’t randomly or purposely off. And density of the material weighed matters also. Weed is far less dense than pasta so a discrepancy can be more noticeable since it takes a larger volume of weed to reach a particular weight than pasta does.

Understand that a digital kitchen scale is made with the cheapest load sensors a manufacturer is willing to pay for. Nor do they come with any kind of traceable certification as to accuracy class. In fact you get no guarantee that your shiny new kitchen scale is fit for even that purpose - just that it turns on, lights up, and displays something when you place a load upon it.

Accuracy is a cruel and VERY expensive mistress to chase. And most people don’t understand it anyway.

invisiblegorilla ,

Dealers digital scales have 2 decimal places.

bluewing ,

Now, I agree with you that if you believe a home kitchen scale is telling the truth, you are a fool. But as an old toolmaker who dabbled in accuracy for a living, displayed digits does not equal accuracy nor even repeatability. And there can be a fair amount of interpretation involved in analog beam scales.

I think it’s just another PPS, (piss poor scale), scale that is neither accurate nor repeatable. And the packaging material weights are rarely included in listed weights. Since packaging can change at any time due to costs.

Neon ,

please actually do it. Not for any real Reason but just because it’s funny to use professional equipment to weigh Pasta

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