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wick , in Oopsy daisies

“Fought Russia in WWII” hmmm 🤔

Magnetar ,

I mean, there were others fighting the Russians, too.

atyaz ,

Perhaps he was an Italian fascist instead

RaivoKulli ,

Could’ve been a Finn during Winter War or a Pole. Wasn’t though

negativeyoda ,

If the guy was Finnish I’d high five the shit out of him

(Actually, even that gets dicey. WW2 was kind of a mess)

RaivoKulli , (edited )

Winter War is easy and clean, Continuation War is fucked.

bernieecclestoned , in I’m puzzled

Don’t worry, you’re stroganoff to cope

Ocelot , in They aren't fooling around

Potatoes never go bad. They just start the process of turning into more potatoes.

MaxVoltage ,
@MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

potatoes definitely do rot and the smell is so horrific it can only be the results of failed potato genetics

funktion ,

Rotten potatoes smell somewhere between raw sewage and demon anus

DeathWearsANecktie ,

Some potatoes went bad in my kitchen a few days ago, it smelled like actual human shit. Grim

isVeryLoud ,

It smells like a partially decomposed corpse. I don’t know what a corpse smells like, but I believe them. It’s awful.

isVeryLoud ,

The green dust is also toxic to breathe in.

I recently had the pleasure of shoveling a rotting bag of potatoes out of my pantry. Likely the worst smell I have ever witnessed, nothing compares.

daemoz ,

Try slow cooking rancid beefribs for 3 days susevide then putting a rack in an air fryer to see if it ‘might mask the stench.’ Our neighbors were dry heaving. House smelled worse than a civil war hospital for weeks.

Also try burning the crap out of mole sauce for like 3 hours.

Viking_Hippie ,

…exactly how stubborn are you about not throwing food out? 😄

SquishPosh ,

Rotting onions compare.

Alexstarfire ,

Yea, I have a pretty bad sense of smell and that’s one of the few things I can instantly recognize. Gotta play find the squishy potato when I smell it.

rx8geek ,
JoeCoT , in Gaming Then vs Gaming Now
@JoeCoT@kbin.social avatar

Do people forget that games used to require you to have the CD-ROM in the drive before they would run? Even though most of the time the entire game was installed on your hard drive? It was an anti-piracy measure, but incredibly annoying. Even for games I owned, I would find patched no cd exes to avoid it.

Before I figured that out, if you lost or damaged your CD, you were just screwed. Buy the game again. My dad had a lot of character flaws, but at least when I was a kid he would take the time to call game companies and get a new CD for a few dollars if the disk stopped working.

Using Steam is incredibly more useful than what came before. Almost every game I owned in the era before Steam is just plain lost. There's only one set of games I still have easy access to -- Half Life, because you could register your CD key in Steam. I have a bin full of old game CDs, and I'm sure none of them work. But any game I've bought through Steam, in the last 20 years, I can click to download and play right now.

Add on to that that, no, lots of games did not actually work well out of the box, and needed updates to work. And you had to hunt down those updates. And a lot of those update sites do not exist anymore. Any game I install from Steam is the latest version of the game, and will auto-update if there's a new one.

pjhenry1216 ,

Do people forget that games used to require you to have the CD-ROM in the drive before they would run?

They weren't always like that though. Don't forget piracy didn't start with the video game industry. It only started once it took off. CDs came later.

Source: person who remembers playing games off 8" floppies.

Edit to add: a game 20 years ago will only run because Windows says it's ok. If it's a linux-based game from 20 years ago, then it depends on a lot of other stuff. It's not Steam that keeps them running. Steam just provides you a copy for the most part. GOG exists and doesn't have the DRM that Steam allows. Does it have the same library? No. But we shouldn't support DRM to begin with, so if it's not on GOG, than I don't trust the game itself.

JoeCoT ,
@JoeCoT@kbin.social avatar

I also played games off floppies, sure. And there were anti-piracy measures there too. I remember playing a pirated copy of Leisure Suit Larry as a kid, and you had to answer questions about pop culture kids wouldn't know, followed by specific questions about wording in the manual. Before CDs, manuals were the anti-piracy measure.

mark3748 ,

I used to play Faery Tale Adventure on Amiga. The anti-piracy was code phrases around the edge of a paper map.

Valmond ,

Hello fellow oldie :-)

All those young kids have never heard of the no-CD crack you think?

aksdb ,

Also updates were typically incremental to save bandwith. So not only do you need “the update”, you may need a cascade of updates you need to download and install, in order.

Atomic ,

Only for noobs who didn’t rip the CD to an ISO and used that with a mounter 😎

TransplantedSconie , in ‘Murica

Freedom and conditions may apply. Check your skin color, social, and financial status to find out more

WarmSoda ,

Do not take if experiencing life threatening pregnancy, estrogen, or two y chromosomes. May contain bootstraps

_stranger_ ,

Always ask a credit bureau before asking your doctor if it’s right for you

ReveredOxygen ,
@ReveredOxygen@sh.itjust.works avatar

Jacob’s syndrome has hardly any symptoms, I doubt they notice to take the freedom

ox0r , in I fully understand
@ox0r@jlai.lu avatar

If it’s important, they’ll leave a message. Otherwise it’s just another scam anyway

quarrk ,
@quarrk@hexbear.net avatar

“Hey, sorry to bother you, was just wondering if you were dead. Please call back at your earliest convenience.”

ox0r ,
@ox0r@jlai.lu avatar

Yeah right, as if I’m dumb enough to fall for that one!

RaivoKulli ,

Hopefully you’re not applying for a job haha

alp ,

Jokes on them I’m too lazy to set up my voice-mail

UhBell , in Shut up it's my second job!
@UhBell@lemmy.world avatar
Foggyfroggy ,

Good screen doesn’t make me feel bad, it makes me feel good. Sometimes very good. Then sleepy.

Fizyo OP ,
@Fizyo@lemmy.world avatar

I can relate. I just got a new monitor and it’s a world’s difference from my work computer.

Aurenkin , in Video game DLC now vs then

There’s a reason they changed the name from expansion to DLC.

WarmSoda ,

Thanks Bethesda

Thedogspaw ,

Man we don’t even get dlc anymore in the past you would get an expansion pack and it would only be like 75 hours of additional content then it became dlc and that was still like the ballad of gay tony undead nightmare now its micro transactions and its a car that was part of the base game that they removed so you can pay for it again

MrScottyTay ,

GTA IV DLC was soo good. I was hyped for what theyd do with some smaller stories within GTA V but they never came :(

Thedogspaw ,

Im worried about gta 6 the main story is supposed to be much shorter than gta 5 and there apparently going to be combining the main story dlc with gta online

WarmSoda ,

It’s not the same Rockstar that was making GTA 1-4 anyways. That ship sailed a long time ago.

Thedogspaw ,

As someone who started playing gta 3 and up rdr bully the warriors its hard to let go of old Rockstar that actually cared about there games

PraiseTheSoup ,

That’s more like middle aged rockstar if we’re being honest. I miss the old top-down GTA games. Killllll frenzy!

Thedogspaw ,

Yeah either way there long dead killed by take two and the stock market

Surface_Detail ,

GOURANGA

Sigh_Bafanada ,

Let’s be realistic though, modern Rockstar still made RDR2, which was full of heart. Not saying for sure that GTA6 won’t be a cash grab, but modern Rockstar still very much has it in them to make a great game

zaphod ,

Afaik they cancelled the expansions for GTA V because they fucked up the launch of GTA Online and needed to fix that instead.

Default_Defect ,
@Default_Defect@midwest.social avatar

Pretty sure they saw the truckloads of cast piling in and realized they could just scrap the expacs and sprinkle its pieces into Online as paid content.

TWeaK , in RIP Cheems
DmMacniel , in Fox news

Wait… You don’t prep your grass like that?

glowie OP ,
@glowie@infosec.pub avatar

I usually inject the marijuanas

Tetsuo ,

I dip a tampon in THC oil and insert it in my anus. Learned it on fox news.

Unfortunately, this is inspired from a real stupid thing some young people did but with alcool. Goes too fast in their bloodstream and some supposedly ended up in a coma.

SwingingTheLamp ,

I have to believe that that’s a myth. Just thinking about it for 2 seconds makes believe that nobody has ever done it. Why? Tampons have to be compressed inside an applicator for insertion. If you leave one inside the tube, it won’t soak up enough liquid to matter. Take it out of the tube and soak it in liquid, well, now it’s a puffed up, soggy mess. Good luck getting that into an orifice.

JimmyDean ,

It is called ‘boofing’ and the number of people that do it is more than 0. Because of how the body absorbs substances that way, people can get a stronger effect than consuming them orally.

SwingingTheLamp ,

I’ve heard of it, since even Supreme Court justices do it, but it’s the tampon part, specifically, that I doubt.

KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX ,
@KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX@lemmy.ml avatar

Yeah boofing is real. I don’t know about the tampon part though.

LoamImprovement ,

How many marijuanas?

Xantar , in you got grounded

“I don’t understand why my kid won’t talk to me about important sensitive topics” parent starter pack.

itslilith , in Linkedin
@itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

AI = 0 □

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  • Technus ,

    (MC^2 + C√P)^2 wouldn’t give you that result though, because you have to FOIL.

    Instead you’d get M^(2) C^4 + 2MC^(3)√P + PC^2

    And that’s not even the correct formula. It’s

    E^2 = (mc^(2))^2 + (pc)^2

    You can’t just naively apply a square root unless one of the terms is vanishing (momentum for a stationary mass, giving E = mc^2, or rest mass for a massless particle, giving E = pc = hf).

    The way to remember this is that it’s equivalent to the Pythagorean theorem, A^2 + B^2 = C^(2).

    So it in fact only makes sense if AI = 0.

    itslilith ,
    @itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    In my experience, when E=mc² is written, physicists generally mean relativistic mass, making the formula extract, whereas m_0 is used for rest mass, as seen in the expansion E = m_0c² + m_0v²/2 + O(v⁴)

    Technus ,

    Where does that expansion come from? As far as I can tell, m0v^(2)/2 only gives you the kinetic energy of the object where v << c, in which case the difference between relativistic mass and rest mass is negligible?

    And where does the O(v^4) term come from?

    Redjard ,

    This really seemed like a good simplification until you threw in that d’Alembert operator at the end

    umbrella , (edited ) in Bloody nose
    @umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

    imagine being on twitter so much you even dream about getting annoyed by pedantic twitter users, this doesn’t sound like a happy existence.

    blanketswithsmallpox ,

    … $100 says they’re happier than you.

    umbrella ,
    @umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

    thats a dead easy $100

    SmackemWittadic ,
    @SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world avatar

    Stay happy my dude

    TheFriar ,

    lol it’s a funny tweet. I don’t use twitter, but find joy in the cleverness and humor that people there spit out.

    Would never use the app myself though. Screenshots on lemmy are as close to the rim of the volcano I’ll go.

    threeduck ,
    @threeduck@aussie.zone avatar

    It’s a joke that’s been going around online, OOP made up this janky setup to sound original.

    Bubs , in only two options

    “Welcome to Applebee’s! Would you like apples or bees?”

    “Bees?”

    “HE PICKED THE BEES!” chefs angrily shake jars of bees

    kambusha ,

    Spiders it is, then.

    AngryCommieKender ,

    This is an Applebee’s, not an Outback Steakhouse

    DSTGU ,
    shrugs ,

    Source?

    roguetrick ,

    I usually get my spiders from my basement.

    Literati ,

    I can visualize this so clearly and it feels like a fever dream

    paultimate14 , in sIGmA BeHaiovouR

    A company fares to continue providing support and free updates at the same time other companies are shutting down servers and pulling games out of people’s libraries, yet haters still find ways to complain.

    shiroininja ,

    Yeah I really hate how gamer culture has changed. It’s non stop bitching. Yeah there can be bugs in games, it happens. Lmao you telling me there were no bugs in the games I bought on disk twenty years ago and there was no infrastructure to digitally update them? I’ve got boxes of old pc games that I can use to prove this is just something that happens.

    People act like there are nothing but bad releases anymore but 23/24 have had phenomenal titles. I’d say this is a great time for the industry as long as you’re not stupid enough to buy micro transactions and $150 collectors editions Lmao

    flashgnash ,

    Twenty years ago games didn’t cost over £100 sometimes and weren’t full of micro transactions to suck more money out of you

    shiroininja ,

    I’ve never paid full price for a game. Not in a very long time. And I don’t buy transactions. 🤷

    flashgnash ,

    Depends on the game for me, if it’s indie I’ll pay full price, helped by the fact indie games tend to be cheaper

    shiroininja ,

    Yeah I guess I should revise my statement. I haven’t paid the full 60-70 price for AAA game in a very long time.

    Indie games seem to be priced more fairly, most of the ones I’ve bought tend to be 20-25 dollars.

    And I’ve never bought any kind of special edition, unless it’s an older game and it comes with all the dlc bundled, like oblivion GOTY edition or something.

    But I’m also a /r/patientgamer so I don’t really see a reason to buy something just because it’s new and shiny, unless it’s some kind of multiplayer. But most of them have become such a quick burn where the player base drops after a year when the hype train moves to the next stop, I don’t really see the point in buying them

    paultimate14 ,

    What game has released for 100 pounds? In the States I can’t remember anything over $70, unless you’re looking for special collector’s editions. Which is more than just a game and not really a fair comparison.

    And also games absolutely used to be more expensive. On the N64, Killer Instinct and Turok both released at $80 in the US nearly 20 years ago. That’s about $155 today. Virtua Racing was $100 in 1994- that’s $210 dollars today.

    Gaming’s very roots are micro transactions: arcades. They were designed to suck quarters out of children’s pockets. Then with home consoles it was the rental market: games like the Lion King and Battle Toads are famous for being reasonable experiences for the first couple of levels, then adding a ridiculous difficulty increase to prevent people from beating it in a single weekend and trying to get them to rent the game for longer.

    What we call DLC today used to be called an expansion, and was seen as a consumer-friendly cost savings mechanism. The studio got to save money by re-using a lot of development from the base game, and that savings was passed along to the consumers who already purchased the base game. No one complained about the Roller Coaster Tycoon expansions.

    That doesn’t excuse micro transactions, but to say that wasn’t happening 20 years ago is just plain wrong. Plus this post is specifically talking about Bethesda games like Skyrim and Fallout 4. Skyrim definitively does not have micro transactions, and Fallout 4 I would argue does not, though I’ll admit some of the smaller and cheaper DLC’s are blurring the line.

    And that’s if you buy everything at full price on launch day. People who wait a month or two can often get a decent 10-20% off these days. If you wait a year or two you can get DLC’s included for the same price. Right now Fallout 4 with all of the DLC is on sale for $10 on steam. Skyrim has different versions that have gone on sale for $5 at points, and is routinely under $20. So at this point I consider the launch prices to be adding in a heavy premium for impatience.

    ososalsosal ,
    @ososalsosal@aussie.zone avatar

    Breaking changes to public APIs are generally considered a faux pas

    Grumpy ,

    I haven’t been part of the modding scene for a while now. But most likely, none of their public APIs were changed. Naturally, I could be wrong since I didn’t read the patch notes, but that’s typically not where it goes wrong.

    Many modder, and I mean many, do not find Bethesda’s provided APIs to be sufficient for their goals. So people extend those APIs further with their own libraries and scripting engines. Then other modders build on top of that extensions. These work against the binary code of the game and contain a list of pointer addresses in binary. So even the smallest changes to the game binary ends up making all of these extensions to stop working.

    These mods have a headache anytime any kind of updates are pushed. It’s an API thing, but it’s not the API Bethesda made.

    whoisearth ,
    @whoisearth@lemmy.ca avatar

    It’s amazing the amount of “developers” that aren’t aware that semantic versioning is a thing.

    Grass ,

    I don’t know why people keep defending Bethesda. None of their games that got updates after a long time of nothing improved in any meaningful way. Its a single player game riddled with bugs and after the patch guess what it will still be. If they actually improve the performance that’s great since 4 was pretty rough, but why now? Maybe I’m just beating a dead horse armor though…

    Gradually_Adjusting ,
    @Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

    I’ve asked the skywind community for their view on it a recent Bethesda update that screwed things up for Skyrim mods, and my takeaway was that it was basically a mixed bag, some good and some unfortunately not so good. Maybe they’re just in the habit of playing extra nice with Bethesda, but maybe there’s nuance below the surface.

    winnie ,
    @winnie@lemmy.ml avatar

    They just should let users choice to use older version, like concise games that strive on mods do. Like Rimworld or ONY

    https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/6b132a7d-0856-4745-bc2c-053961fba1af.png

    systemglitch , (edited )

    Th old games are available if you use the steam depo to download the versions of the game you want.

    Tell me the game version you want, and I can give you the exact info you need to get it in less words than it took to write this reply.

    I’ve written a couple guides on it in the past, because I get very particular about my gaming experiences sometimes. Most people are oblivios to this option because it is rarely discussed anywhere. However, unless I am mistaken, every update the developer uploads is forever archived and accessable to anyone who owns the game through Steam.

    That said, I wish they were all just available in the dropdown list like you provided. It would make things so much more simple.

    Renacles ,

    They updated Fallout 3 a few years ago to remove the whole games for windows live bullshit.

    Fallout 1 and 2 also got updated in 2013 to be playable in modern computers.

    Grass ,

    I’ll take gfwl removal but it should have been a crime to implement it in the first place. The current m$ integrations can get fucked too. If you have telemetry blocking via pi hole or similar you can’t even sign in. In the case of the game grounded, it would fail to even provide the login screen and just return to the main menu without dropping any sort of error code or message.

    Skipcast ,

    I use pihole and I don’t have any of the issues you describe. I played grounded the other day in fact with no problems.

    ThirdWorldOrder ,

    Updated OG doom as well

    paultimate14 ,

    I mean… You can just go read the patch notes to find the things they’ve fixed and improved. Going from playing the original Skyrim to the Anniversary edition is similar to what a lot of other companies would try to call a re-make.

    And with the horse armor- Todd Howard has since claimed in interviews that was priced that way due to pressure from Microsoft. It was the early days of experimenting with online digital content distribution. It was the time when most phones still didn’t have touch screens, but had some level of Internet connectivity. People were paying $1-$5 for low-quality 30 second music clips to use as ringtones, or UI skins. I don’t think this has been corroborated by anyone else, but it certainly makes sense.

    CrazyLikeGollum ,

    The game in question is Fallout 4. It’s a single-player game with zero online components.

    Just like with Morrowind, Oblivion, and Skyrim, as well as Fallout 3 and New Vegas mod support is an actual feature of the game with officially released tools and documentation for creating mods.

    Given that, the fact that mod support was a major selling point for the game (IMO the only selling point), and the age of the game, it would have been better if Bethesda stopped supporting the game altogether rather than push updates with no meaningful changes that break a feature that for some people is the primary feature of the game.

    soba ,

    Aside from F4SE which will just need a minor update which mods do you think are going to irrecoverably broken by this update?

    DragonTypeWyvern ,

    Based on my modding experience?

    Fucking everything beyond simple reskins.

    The mod scene is a jury rigged house of cards slapped together by the kind of people that get mad that they aren’t allowed to pull out the foundations at will.

    paultimate14 ,

    I would strongly disagree that modding was a major selling point considering that it released for consoles without mods for the same price.

    JJROKCZ ,

    What kind of masochist buys Bethesda games on a platform that can’t support mods? Dafuq

    PraiseTheSoup ,

    Yeah wow who would do such a thing? Certainly not the ~30 million people that bought non-pc copies of Skyrim, right?

    What a cringe ass “pcmr” douchebag comment.

    shinratdr ,
    @shinratdr@lemmy.ca avatar

    Most people.

    Also the majority of people even on PC play vanilla. When will people who mod understand this. MOST PEOPLE DON’T MOD. That’s not even counting the people who did mod when they had the time to fuck around with stuff like that and no longer do, like myself.

    paultimate14 ,

    I fell into both.

    Bought Skyrim on PS3 a few months after it came out. Had an absolute blast and it immediately became a favorite for my wife and me. The load times were terrible and there were bugs, but the bugs were usually just funny visual glitches. The DLC came out and was fantastic - I still wish they released more.

    Eventually built a new gaming PC. My wife really wanted to try the earlier ES games so we bought the physical PC pack with all of them in it. The load times were way better with an SSD. The graphics and frame rate were way better. At that point patches had fixed a lot of the bugs.

    I tried some mods and found that most of them aren’t even worth the time it takes to browse for. 80% are just adding softcore porn that ruins the aesthetic. Another % are shit posts like replacing dragons with a model of Thomas the Tank Engine or replacing bears with Shrek- funny for maybe 30 seconds but not worth actually playing. 5% are other weapons that are just overpowered. The I’d guess about 4% are decent UI and graphics mods, some of which have since been rendered obsolete by newer editions. Probably <1% is actually good new content that I’d want to play, but even most of that isn’t as good as the base game.

    It’s a similar situation with tabletop homebrew. Everyone and their mother thinks they have some great ideas, but in practice they usually aren’t as fun as the main product. It’s hard to compete with a corporation spending millions of dollars to pay people to work things out.

    Add in how annoying it is to mod and how, even without any updates, it tends to break things. Skyrim has a reputation for being a broken and buggy game, but in my experience on multiple platforms (I eventually got the Switch and PS4 versions too lol) it’s really pretty solid. Back in the day when it was common to see posts complaining about how buggy the game was, 90% of the time you could dig into it and find that the OP was using a crap ton of mods.

    efstajas ,

    The console versions totally have mod support, albeit limited. The most important mods like the unofficial patch are there.

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