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disguy_ovahea , in I'm a ghost!

“People have told me that Facebook is a great way to keep in touch with old friends. At my age, if I wanted to keep in touch with old friends, I’d need an ouija board.”

-Betty White

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

God bless Betty.

IrateAnteater , in the debt

Are you immortal? Do you have an income vastly higher than the servicing cost of that debt? Do you owe the large a majority of that debt to yourself? Are you able to, if push came to shove, tell your external creditors to go fuck themselves and dare them to so much as try to collect on the debt you don’t feel like paying? If you can’t answer “yes” to all these questions, you aren’t the US and have a debt situation that has absolutely nothing in common with the US debt.

Quacksalber ,

Do not forget that you are also the very entity that hands out the currency you hold your debt in.

Starbuck ,

It’s like Dwight printing IOUs for Schrutebucks

Fades ,

Wait till you learn about how the stock market works. Everyone with a share actually just holds an IOU in the DTCC.

It’s all built on bullshit

Maeve ,

I remember users on another platform went into full rage mode when I said the stock market was just legalized gambling, telling me how SAFE!!! IT IS IF YOU DO YOUR RESEARCH!!!>

Okay. Black Friday and Too Big to Fail only happened in my dreams.

Tlaloc_Temporal ,

US debt is currently higher than their GDP. Even if they could leverage the entire country into only paying debt (they can’t), it would take over a year to pay off. At the current average interest rate of ~3%, that’s enough to pay for the entirety of NASA’s budget five times over.

The last time US debt was greater than their GDP was the second world war.

Thann ,
@Thann@lemmy.ml avatar

The government is 100k in debt on my behalf

volodya_ilich ,

…or, since the federal reserve creates money, they could do quite literally 100 strokes on a keyboard at the FED and repay the debt. A state doesn’t fund itself through taxes, taxes serve many purposes but funding a state isn’t one of them.

hydrospanner ,

Ignoring, for a moment, the inherent and fundamental differences between an individual and a state…

…in my late 20s and early 30s I bought a new car.

At the time, that car cost more than I had in my accounts plus my other possessions at the time. In fairness, my annual income was more than the total cost of the car, buuuut I also was carrying tens of thousands of dollars of student loan debt as well, meaning my overall total debt was significantly higher than my annual income, or my “personal GDP” if you will.

Yet when I applied for my car loan, it came through with easy approval and I even qualified for the best possible interest rate.

Why? Because I’ve always paid on my debts adequately and promptly.

Nobody bats an eye when a couple buys a house that costs more than what they can cover with their combined income in one year. Why? Because that’s an arbitrary and unrealistic yard stick of comparison and nobody expects them to pay off a house in a year. They’re able to buy their house and live in it immediately, and pay for it incrementally, over time, as they earn over the coming years because of debt. And the bank is willing to lend the money because they’ll make money in the long run through interest.

Similarly, it’s unreasonable to imply that the US shouldn’t carry more debt than it’s GDP because the two metrics aren’t directly linked in any way. And since the US has excellent credit worthiness, that debt is far safer than the bank’s loan to the homebuyers. And the US gains access to borrowed funds by setting it’s own interest rates through the Fed, which tells lenders exactly how much they’ll make in interest if they let the US government borrow some of their money.

And since the US is a safer bet than homebuyers, that’s why home interest rates are higher than the rate at the Fed: if they were equal, banks would never lend to homebuyers since they could get the same return by lending to the government. So instead, they set their own, higher rates for homebuyers, to account for the higher risk of lending to a party who has a much higher likelihood of default.

candybrie ,

They said service the debt, not pay off the whole thing. For an analogy, your whole mortgage being less than your annual salary isn’t a requirement; your monthly mortgage payment being a fraction of your monthly salary is.

crony , in Chad VLC
@crony@lemmy.cronyakatsuki.xyz avatar

FFmpeg enters the chat

MentalEdge ,
@MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz avatar

Followed by MPV doing the same

sag OP ,

Whenever someone ask me media player for Linux I suggest MPV but for Binbows I suggest VLC. I don’t know why?

Bye ,

I use mpv but the configuration is a big pain. Just try overriding a subtitle font in mpv, there are config files to change that don’t even exist by default and they live in different places depending on mpv version and it’s a huge mess.

I still do it because it’s lightweight and for some reason has better performance for me than VLC.

monoboy ,

I do the same because VLC has an installer on Windows while MPV you have to manually extract from a compressed folder and then run the install script from command line

onion ,

My download came with a .bat executable

Amir ,
@Amir@lemmy.ml avatar

I want installers to die, portable is the future

zurohki ,

IIRC VLC on Windows uses it’s own included ffmpeg libraries for decoding so you don’t need to mess around with Windows codecs.

BehindTheBarrier ,

I’m in the MPC-HC gang on Windows. Just so much more practical than other players. The main selling point was that full-screen the controls go away once you move the cursor off them, it was amazing. And no waiting for subs to be processed like VLC had to back then, never turned back so don’t know if that is still a thing.

Dudewitbow ,

the main selling point of mpchc is madvr. there’s basically no other competitors that utilize the GPU to make the media your watching better on the same level as madvr.

JokeDeity ,

BE > HC

ZeroPoke ,

MPV.net for Windows is great.

uis ,

ffplay

owatnext , in I hate that guy

6r1k3y

The Bluey version is better change my mind.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

It’s a matter of time before the allegations start coming out about him.

BambiDiego ,

“Bandit Heeler has recently come under scrutiny to the allegations that he is ‘the bestest boy.’ More tonight at 7”

ObstreperousCanadian ,
@ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca avatar

“Dad enters the room.”

owatnext ,

slow clap intensifies

RobMyBot ,
owatnext ,

"…when you put something beautiful out into the world, it’s no longer yours really. "

Bandit from Bluey staring solemnly at the ocean

I suppose you can do whatever you like with it, mate.

TimeSquirrel , in Someone should tell him
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

As an older Millennial, I keep thinking Yugoslavia still exists. And the US 9/11 attacks happened last year.

einfach_orangensaft ,

I recently watched ‘robot dreams’ good animation movie from 2023, setting is 90’s new york. It was so strage seeing the twin towers in the background during the entire movie. But then i realized the new generation has no first hand 9/11 experience and would probably dont even notice.

Mossheart ,

That just hit me in the olds. Kids today are grown ups that can drink in America and it was after 9/11

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

In my eyes, Jurassic Park from the 90s is still so realistic looking. A lot of these films today look like shit.

codapine ,

It’s because of the crappy colour grading they do to merge shot footage with cgi effects. Jurassic Park holds up because it’s from an era of cinema where they didn’t do that grungy Blue-grey shit.

LittleBorat2 ,

Blue grey shit is early-mid 2000 for me. Some stuff from that era is hard to watch. The lower the budget the worse.

Im a bit blind about the colors they exaggerate today but I am sure they are doing something like that.

RecallMadness ,

I’m reminded I had a classmate who was Yugoslavian.

At the time I had no idea what was going on in the world at the time.

Gormadt , in The best part of driving a shitbox is that I don't have to care too much about it.
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Facts right there

Especially with the recent ice storm

People in brand new $90k+ vehicles tailgating my 17 year old Kia like it’ll make me go faster

KpntAutismus ,

it’s like the joker scene in dark knight “come on, hit me. i want you to do it.”

miss_brainfart ,
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

I’d gladly save some gas by letting them push me

Son_of_dad , in She was right in 1992, the Catholic Church is still filled with pedophiles.

Remember kids, the church still continues to shuffle pedo priests and is still telling victims to eat shit. The Catholic Church is a corporation, and they only care about money and power, no matter how much their current PR pope spews hollow platitudes, without actually fixing anything.

Empty words from a fake “holy” leader who was elected by a board room of bankers and financiers.

madcaesar ,

Religion is the world’s oldest scam.

yetiftw ,

*organized religion

deadbeef ,

Cope

voidMainVoid ,

They’re much more powerful than a corporation, though. Can you imagine any ordinary corporation surviving a child molestation scandal like that?

AngryCommieKender ,

Hollywood has entered the chat

FlashMobOfOne ,
@FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world avatar

Yup.

Do not trust anyone you love to be alone with a Catholic.

Roflmasterbigpimp , in Not such a conspiracy theory now
@Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world avatar

What. I still rember the article about the Monkeys Musk butchered with his Microchips! This was terrifying and disgusting and now he is allowed to do this to humans?! WTF.

Viking_Hippie ,

Regulatory capture at work. If you’re the second-richest man in the world and a darling of the far right to boot, they’ll let you do pretty much whatever you want.

Roflmasterbigpimp ,
@Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world avatar

Wow. This fucked³.

HurlingDurling ,

One word “money”

hakunawazo ,

And when you’re a star they let you do it. You can do anything.
Grab them by the brain. You can do anything.

Sweetpeaches69 ,

Lmao, that one got me.

bouh , in I'm too high for this

That’s called cooking. And we usually call it meat instead of dead animal, because it’s a specific part of the dead animal that’s tasty and nutritive once cooked.

cantstopthesignal OP ,

Ya but braided meat is bad cooking. It wouldn’t cook evenly.

Taian ,

Not cooking evenly is usually something desirable

Schmeckinger ,

Then why is it called well done? Checkmate carnist. /s

cantstopthesignal OP ,

You eat pork rare?

Schmeckinger ,

Yes in germany we do eat pork raw. And we have the necessary food safety standards, where thst is perfectly fine.

GBU_28 ,

Huh? It would cook fine with proper technique, and the nooks and crannies would offer spaces for herbs and butter or similar to pool

Agent641 ,

You never had a butterflied chicken thigh? Or even a leg of lamb? The meat isnt even thickness, you gotta cook it in a way that cooks it through while keeping the thinner parts edible.

el_bhm ,

Putin surely could cook it correctly.

Justfollowingorders1 ,

You deserve the downvotes. Keep ordering delivery.

ReakDuck ,

Dont forget the high amount of fat

NotSpez , in Sarah Connor

captcha la vista, baby

4am , in Asking the hard questions
KreekyBonez ,

check please!

Track_Shovel ,

What the fuck is this off of? I remember this; it’s old AF, like me, but just barely recall the scene.

My brain is itchy. Help

bravesilvernest ,
@bravesilvernest@lemmy.ml avatar

Spaceballllllllls

Track_Shovel ,

Thanks man. I have to rewatch that!

nickwitha_k ,

Spaceballs: The Movie Reference

blackluster117 ,
@blackluster117@possumpat.io avatar

Spaceballs: The Nostalgia

TedZanzibar ,

I hadn’t even seen Alien when I first saw Spaceballs, but my god this scene had me in absolute stitches. It’s the way he puts on the little hat while eyeballing everyone. It’s making me chuckle just thinking about it.

FARTYSHARTBLAST ,
@FARTYSHARTBLAST@sh.itjust.works avatar

Exactly.

rockerface , in Oh no…

It’s fractured… but whole

PeWu ,

We need the stick of truth!

SpaceCowboy , in Your big brain conservtive/capitalist takes will be laughed at
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

I wouldn’t say it’s leftist, though there’s a lot of leftists here. Lemmy is more like how internet discussion boards used to be. There’s a lot of people with weird opinions on things, and there’s no Reddit Karma pushing people to conform to the consensus. So people are going to have weird takes on things, and there’s not 1000 comments upvoted above the weird ones, so you’re going to see comments like that. So reply to with you your weird opinions on those weird comments.

Welcome to the version internet that’s not pre-packaged and filtered to be bland!

redcalcium ,

I don’t mind weird and different opinions on things. In fact, that’s what make the discussion interesting instead of some boring echo chambers. I just wish people wouldn’t be so aggressive about it and hurling personal attacks left and right. The old discussion board had thing called netiquete to keep the discussion civil, but here in certain communities it’s like the wild west.

mindbleach ,

I think people misremember when discussions could be blunt without being abusive, because they didn’t recognize and appreciate sensible small-forum moderation. I don’t want oversight that forbids people from using a list of no-no words. I want human beings to skim a conversation and judge when people are causing problems.

In real-life interactions, there are legitimate occasions for being rude. Civility is an ideal. It’s not a death cult. You don’t pledge your honor to never calling someone an asshole. You just try to avoid dealing with assholes.

If a forum does not want strife between users, the mods better be proactive in removing fascists, trolls, bigots, and other dehumanizing forces.

If mods don’t remove that crap, but demand everyone play nice with those assholes - the forum exists for the benefit of those assholes. Everyone else is an unwitting victim for them to play with. And any moderation against accurately and reasonably saying ‘fuck off, abusive liar’ is acting as cover and force multiplication for abusive liars.

A vulgar explanation of how someone’s incorrect is often good-faith participation. Infuriating bullshit in televisable language is not.

redcalcium ,

I’d understand if it were the kind of ‘fuck off, abusive liar’, but more often than not it’s about something so minor, certainly not worth the extra negativity added to the community.

mindbleach ,

Only meaning matters.

You have to evaluate claims.

But that’s never what happens, when rules demand “civility.” They don’t actually enforce positivity. They just punish people who are honest toward minimally-cautious assholes. Quite often without spending one moment looking at the other side of the conversation.

Reports cannot be handled correctly in a vacuum. Context is necessary. Otherwise ‘you are wrong’ is undecidable.

It’s like a generation grew up not knowing what trolling is. It’s not harsh language. It’s being an infuriating douchebag, in a way that people understandably tell you you’re an infuriating douchebag. And for all the forums I’ve seen where trolling and getting trolled are equally forbidden, every god-damn one of them treats ‘shut up, troll’ worse than being a fucking troll. Even if it is those exact G-rated words.

tocopherol ,
@tocopherol@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

That’s a great point about moderation, plenty of forums outside of just banning would have mods post in the thread and say ‘knock that shit off, try to be nicer’ or whatever to discourage a toxic atmosphere.

There can be appropriate times for a range of civility like you said so having nuance is important, but I’ve rarely seen a forum outside of something like Stormfront afraid to ban Nazis or racists without question, unlike some big venues today that try to be ‘tolerant’ or ‘free speech absolutists’.

mindbleach ,

I’ve seen several subreddits insist that politely-stated fascism is better discourse than calling out fascists. In one case, with ‘so you’re a fascist’ being treated as an intolerable insult… even though being a fascist was apparently fine… and that guy was absofuckinglutely a fascist.

SpaceCowboy ,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

Yeah… but that’s what the internet is. You’re connected to different people with different points of view, but you’re also connected to assholes. Just don’t take it personally, they don’t know you and you don’t know them.

KeenFlame ,

Right? You can connect to assholes of that’s your thing, and I can connect to warm clams. No judging

HawlSera ,

Right? I’m just relieved, I can be myself here… I’ve said so many things here that would have gotten insta-ban on Reddit

WiseThat ,

Exactly. It’s not “Leftist”, it’s just NOT fully of Nazis, and that’s how far our standards have slipped.

Flumsy ,

Thats a huge downplay of what the actual Nazis did if you refer to right-leaning people as that.

Brimos , in It'll hopefully be a keyboard and mouse for me

Wait, you guys get to retire?

pH3ra , (edited )
@pH3ra@lemmy.ml avatar

My retirement plan is 10 grams of lead

Ozzy ,

Real (real)

Hexagon ,

My retirement plan is society collapsing on itself

AdolfSchmitler ,

Ahh the old “Smith & Wesson Retirement Plan”

ChrisLicht ,

4 bars and some fenty. Nu fuss, no muss.

PunnyName ,

I’m gonna turn my on / off switch to “off”.

solidsnake2085 ,
@solidsnake2085@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve got 27 years until I am old enough to get my pension.

jcit878 ,

26 to the month for me. assuming they don’t change it again

peopleproblems ,

I plan to build up my retirement fund to buy my medication for a month and then we’ll take it from there

GreenMario ,

I choose the Kurt Cobain retirement.

Cold_Brew_Enema , in appreciate it

He was too busy talking about Firefox

JackbyDev ,

My new job ocks Firefox on my work laptop. :(

TrustingZebra ,

Who would ock Firefox?

SkySyrup ,

how dare they ock firefox?!

JackbyDev ,

Whoops. 👁️👄👁️

Soundhole , (edited )

Doc Ock.

“You’ll never use Ublock Origins now, Spider-Man!”

Rooty ,

Doc Ock admins AD as a side hustle and locks down workstations to the point of unusability.

dditty ,

Ock-ward

jaybone ,

Firefocks

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