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Altomes , in me, just with loads more confidence

Will someone explain this one?

idkwhatimdoing ,

Yeah, the commenter considers himself a legend, but he doesn’t get the joke in the image. It’s funny because his comment is unexpected as a response to the original poster’s caption.

Decoy321 ,

Thank you for that.

… So does anyone know what is the context for the original caption?

ArianaGrande OP ,

It popped up as an advertised facebook post, and I thought that guy’s comment was funny. The post itself, I have no idea what to take from it

Ejh3k ,

So you screenshotted an ad, and posted it for free?

ArianaGrande OP ,

Basically, yeah, i was pretty high when I did it

downpunxx ,
@downpunxx@kbin.social avatar

yes, that's clear, but who the hell are those people, what is the context, why is this in any way relatable to a man holding a trophy next to the woman holding a trophy, did he come in second, is that the gag, we don't know these people

klemptor ,

My thoughts exactly

SnokenKeekaGuard ,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Winner of UEFA player of the year (football award). Man- Erling Haaland Woman- Aitana Bonmat

What you’re supposed to understand idk. But I’d assume it’s a sex joke, it’s always a sex joke. Or maybe there’s not supposed to be anything to understand in which case ‘only legends will understand’ followed by noone understanding would imply the reader not being a legend and hence a roast.

But thats just a guess.

Polydextrous ,

It’s a good a guess as any. Which makes you…a legend.

idkwhatimdoing ,

Thank you I am glad it’s clear

fylkenny ,

Don’t worry, you can still be a legend if you don’t understand this. But if you do you’re definitely a legend

NathanielThomas , in Another Starfield Post

Starfield doesn’t unlock in many countries until September 5.

Everyone fucking relax

Agent641 ,

If my therapist and my dealer both failed at getting me to do tgat, what chance you think you have?

Viking_Hippie ,

Tgat? Is that an acronym of "Toke, grin, assess, twerk "?

JamesStallion ,

Occams razor dictates yes.

Trihilis ,

The negative opinions basically boil down to the following:

  1. people who have played the game and genuinely don’t like it (like asmongold) and have good arguments why they don’t like it. I respect these people opinions. You can tell them apart because they actually name the things they don’t like in the game with constructive arguments.
  2. People who haven’t played the game and probably never will and just regurgitate what the hate train is saying. If you ask them why it usually boils down to “it looks boring”, okay cool have played it? No? Okay is there anything else you don’t like? Then the usual “bethesdaslop” and calling people idiots or shills start. I mean what are you even trying to accomplish? Are they just annoyed others are having fun while they’re angry? I don’t take these people seriously and you can usually easily pick them out of the comments.

The game will probably get review bombed on metacritic and the likes, I’m calling it now. Just the amount of stupid articles and YouTube make it a self fulfilling prophecy. I won’t give a shit, I’ll try it on gamepass when it comes out. If I like it I will keep playing it and if I don’t I will stop. It’s as simple as that.

I really don’t see why people feel the need to jump on some hate train just for the sake of disliking something. It’s just as annoying as people who want to be contrarian just to look interesting.

Meuzzin ,

People are just weird, and typically have zero foresight.

I think you’re pretty much spot-on.

I understand some of the negative reviews, but over-all, I’ve enjoyed it so far. More importantly, it has massive potential.

abraxas ,

Asmongold gets on my nerves despite the fact he usually has well-conceived opinions. Offhand, do you have a summary of what his complaints are?

Trihilis ,

I don’t really want to rewatch the 4 hour or so stream but off the top of my head’ -ship combat wasn’t fun (he didn’t get it and found it unreasonably hard) -he did not care for the RPG elements and doesn’t like games where you have to play for a lot of hours before it becomes fun -he found the combat clunky compared to other shooter games

He admitted he probably wasn’t the right audience for the game since he never really liked Bethesda games. He just wanted to try something different. Also story seems to be not that important to him generally. I personally love Bethesda games and can get completely absorbed in them. But I can also definitely understand it’s not for everyone.

abraxas ,

All that makes sense. I remember him defending P2W action games. And I did stumble onto a reaction video of him laughing at random things that CP2077 thought of but weren’t in Starfield. Fair enough.

blackluster117 , in Do not touch
@blackluster117@possumpat.io avatar

I honestly think this doesn’t need the first panel. 3 panel perfect comic.

bilboswaggings ,

Tbf just having do not touch with a finger on it works, so it could even be a 1 panel

roembol , in unholy software..

Missed opportunity to say “for tux sake”

EherVielleicht OP ,

Ohh, the agony…

u_die_for_elmer Bot , in fixed cyberghost's "meme"

Tankies forget that Trotsky existed.

Vuraniute OP ,
@Vuraniute@thelemmy.club avatar

Tankies forget that anything that isn’t stalinism is also considered socialist

ShimmeringKoi ,
@ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net avatar

Just FYI no “tankies” use “stalinism” as a descriptor because it’s not a thing, the man was simply a Marxist-Leninist

ElChapoDeChapo ,
@ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net avatar
Grimble , (edited )

Why would you defend a guy who ordered deaths alongside Lenin then immediately left and cozied up to 1920s American fascism to make books about “The Betrayed Revolution” because he didnt get his share?

Trotsky was a socialist. After his defection, he did next to nothing to advance socialism, only to passively denounce the closest thing the world had then to a Socialist Order. And he did this by going to their enemies, objectively the least socialist-tolerant bloc on Earth. Archetypal example of a self-centered “leftist” who folds inward and exclusively talks about their own life/‘persecution’ after one falling-out with the organized left. Look at Trotskyists nowadays and tell me they aren’t walking parodies who talk like Broadway characters. It says a lot abt how off-kilter you have to be to throw yourself behind Trotsky’s weirdo ‘cause’

EDIT: To be clear, while I havent seen much of his work, I respect parts of his legacy. I’m sure there’s a lot of insight in his writing - reading criticism from a seasoned former Bolshevik is interesting, and the perspective is useful for making sense of the wider movement. I also understand he was under a lot of personal pressure at the time he fled the USSR. Despite any merit Stalin showed in WW2 or the Union’s massive industrialization effort, it must’ve seemed unfair to many party members that he was chosen to succeed Lenin (not sure of specifics on that event). I’d even say his assassination wasn’t necessary, and the graphic details aren’t something I take pride in. However, at the end of the day Trotsky’s decision to defect was a net negative for socialism in the early 20th century. He should’ve tried to be a different kind of conscientious objector, not a voice of anti-Soviet dissent.

u_die_for_elmer Bot , (edited )

Wow. I guess someone has never actually read Trotsky or anything from Trotskyist. Try some Tony Cliff. Also, how you think Trotskyist sound today is not an indictment of Trotsky. Being critical of a revolution that has failed and the leaders and politics that followed is not the crime you think it is.
Jesus fucking Christ this is not the revolutionary left we need. Grow the fuck up.

edit: That’s funny, either you posted your edit while i was typing my response or I didn’t see it some how. either way. I’m sorry for being such a dick. I’m just so fed up with folks online regarding, what i would call state capitalist countries as genuine socialism, and rejecting any criticism of said states, as capitalist loving trash. Somehow Marxism has become a ridged dogma for these people. With the campist and the tankies distorting revolutionary socialism so much i fell like i live in upside down world. again sorry comrade. I would suggest “the two souls of socialism”. side note Trotsky was Lenin’s pick as leader not Stalin. Had he not “defected” he would likely have been killed by Stalin much earlier, like many of the seasoned former Bolsheviks who lead and then tried to defend the revolution against Stalin.

Grimble , (edited )

What kind of revolutionary left do you want? Regardless, wanting to hard-reboot an existing radical movement over its perceived “failure” - while it’s still gaining traction - is what Trotsky did, and it just threw a wrench into things.

And not to be that guy, but the negativity isn’t doing you favors. I made an effort to be reasonable and objective (except the Modern Trotskyites bit, since they honestly feel too sus and self-destructive to take seriously). If you’re feeling threatened by that, idk what to tell you. This is just what we believe. No one pays us for it.

u_die_for_elmer Bot ,

go read my edit

AntiOutsideAktion ,
@AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net avatar

In none of this exchange did you demonstrate a fraction of the knowledge as the person you’re berating. You just genuinely don’t seem to know anything except how to sound confident in an online argument. So I’m sorry but listening to you lament all the wayward academics and telling people to grow the fuck up just doesn’t land. I think you’re just full of shit.

xXthrowawayXx ,

I’m not gonna engage with you about Trotsky but holy fucking shit you’re the mythical “state capitalist” sayer who actually is a self aware cliffite.

It’s a pleasure to meet you!

E:

Trotsky was Lenin’s pick

I see what you did there!

robinn2 ,

I’m just so fed up with folks online regarding, what i would call state capitalist countries as genuine socialism,

Read up on your Trotsky fool

CloutAtlas ,

I think there are more Ultras than Trots these days, this is like seeing a unicorn.

WittyProfileName2 ,
@WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net avatar

The fact that you think Trotsky would’ve been less authoritarian than Stalin betrays that you don’t know shit about him yourself.

u_die_for_elmer Bot ,

Ok

mustardman ,

I’m glad you could enlighten us with a post that doesn’t bother to explain anything.

WittyProfileName2 ,
@WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net avatar

Why would the Commissar of Military and Naval affairs under Lenin, who was instrumental in founding the red army and oversaw the purging of Mahknovists and other anarchist elements in the early USSR be less authoritarian than Stalin?

mustardman ,

Why post statements in the form of a question?

WittyProfileName2 ,
@WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net avatar

Because I wanted to know, why do you think Trotsky was less authoritarian than Stalin?

mustardman ,

If you spent more time explaining things rather than “dunking on libs” maybe your movement would be less on the fringe. I don’t have an opinion on who is more authoritarian, which is why it was obnoxious that you matter-of-factly made your point without any substance.

WittyProfileName2 ,
@WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net avatar

I took it for granted that people who had a stance on Trotsky would know who he is.

mustardman ,

I don’t have a stance on Trotsky. Maybe you should check who you are responding to before you automatically start “dunking on libs”.

WittyProfileName2 ,
@WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net avatar

Genuine question, if you don’t have a stance on Trotsky, and you don’t know fuck all about him, why are you wading into this comment chain in the first place?

mustardman ,

You see, the comment sections of divisive posts are a place that you can learn about opinions different than your own or to learn new things. If you want, I can go back to the neoliberal echo chambers where people are actually engaged in discussing things in good faith.

WittyProfileName2 ,
@WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net avatar

If you want to know something you merely have to ask. Maybe explain that you don’t know much about a subject matter.

My initial comment was to someone who has an opinion on Trotsky and thus probably knows who he was, so I didn’t feel like typing up a whole-ass essay on the guy. Y’know?

mustardman ,

This post is the natural reaction to a failed dunk. Perhaps if you want to counter a controversial point without explaining it, don’t bother posting otherwise it’s the intellectual equivalent of “no, u”.

WittyProfileName2 ,
@WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net avatar

The comment I’m replying to also didn’t explain their stance either. Is there any particular reason you wanna only whinge at me?

mustardman ,
  1. It’s a meme sub
  2. The original commenter you responded to was making a toungue-in-cheek meme post that was directed ambiguously.
  3. You turned it into a serious post (which is fine) by unambiguously saying the OP “doesn’t know shit” without further elaboration.
  4. Your only excuse that you didn’t want to waste time is invalidated by the numerous attempts to dunk on me in this comment thread.
WittyProfileName2 ,
@WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net avatar

Tankies forget that Trotsky existed.

Is somehow also not saying that people don’t know shit.

Your only excuse that you didn’t want to waste time is invalidated by the numerous attempts to dunk on me in this comment thread.

Where did I say that. All I said was that I didn’t feel like writing a lot about Trotsky when I figured we both had some knowledge of him.

I really gotta wonder why you’re still doing this since you obviously think it’s a waste of time.

mustardman ,

I never said it was a waste of time, it’s pretty funny dunking on dunkers.

WittyProfileName2 ,
@WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net avatar

Complaining my shitposty reply to a shitposty comment doesn’t fit your personal formal debate rules isn’t dunking, it’s pissing yourself in public.

mustardman ,

It’s a shit posting sub, comrade.

WittyProfileName2 ,
@WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net avatar

That you seem to take the comments on deadly seriously.

cynetri ,
@cynetri@midwest.social avatar

Even alternatehistoryhub, infamous youtuber known for his weird conservative takes, came to this conclusion

Tankiedesantski ,

Even a stupid person known for their insane takes would agree with your conclusion?

Damn, that sounds like bullet proof reasoning. Sorry for doubting you.

cynetri ,
@cynetri@midwest.social avatar

I’m saying it’s a very obvious conclusion to make for anyone who does research on him

raven ,

If trots manage to start up a successful revolution I will drop everything and support them

AOCapitulator ,
@AOCapitulator@hexbear.net avatar

I’m a trotskyist, you are wrong.

Elephant0991 , in Ban dihydrogen monoxide
@Elephant0991@lemmy.bleh.au avatar

You definitely don’t want this stuff to escape into the atmosphere.

FrostyCaveman ,

Yes - it’s a very effective greenhouse gas!

hOrni , in English Language Problems

Pronouns? In Polish we have gendered verbs.

derpgon ,

Slavic languages rise up! Eat the rich pronouns! ^/s^

WhyIDie ,

we need to go further - give me gendered punctuation

krewjew , in Whoops

Single most disturbing scene from a movie that wasn’t rated R

CannedTuna ,

What was this from? It just makes me think of the brain bugs from Starship Troopers, but I know it’s not since they use a crazy straw.

Catsrules ,

It was one of the King Kong movies. Bugs are huge and eat people. I just saw it once I don’t remember anything else about the movie but the bug parts are burned in my mind.

RedditRefugee69 ,

So… you gonna drop the movie name or what?

BandoCalrissian ,

Peter Jackson’s King Kong

Geriatrickid ,

JFC I thought you were joking

numlok ,

Seriously.
I’ve seen more than my share of extremely graphic movies, but for some reason, this one scene is forever etched in my brain near the top… and I’ve only ever seen it once (in theater). Something so horrifying about the way it moves, its glistening translucent flesh, and the casual nature of the violence.
Bleh!

Catsrules ,

Totally agree, Everytime I see a snail I get flash back of this movie.

KittyCat ,

Honestly that scene is more disturbing than a lot of traps from even the saw movies

Hank , in my bad bro!

OPs mom swallows billions of -9 months old children.

AbsolutelyNotCats OP ,
@AbsolutelyNotCats@lemdro.id avatar

My mum is dead

OrangeXarot ,

skill issue

Hank ,

That sucked.

Texas_Hangover ,

Lmao, she forgot to come up for air.

AbsolutelyNotCats OP ,
@AbsolutelyNotCats@lemdro.id avatar

No, she actually died in a car crash

craftyindividual ,

Damn. Hope it was quick and painless :( Mine got cancer.

moody ,

She choked on a 2 year old

robocall ,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

To be fair, your mom does the same

Hank ,

I have no idea what my parents are up to in the bedroom but I hope they're having fun.

lemann , in Earth-shatering vibrations

Me: Hmm, about time I bought a phone

Siemens: I gotchu

Me: a laptop would be nice to apply for jobs

Siemens: Gotchu there too

Me: Just got a City Planner job, wonder who I can buy some trains from

Siemens: Gotchu again bro

Me: Nuclear power plant to power the trains?

Siemens: We don’t sell those anymore, we’ve gotchu with steam and solar power plants though

Me: Just bought a house, need some kitchen appliances…

Siemens: Gotchu bro

woodenskewer ,
@woodenskewer@lemmy.world avatar
  • I’m automating this manual process and need a PLC and a couple variable frequency drives?
  • We’ve got just the thing.
CrabAndBroom ,

Me: I need a TV and a Smartphone

Samsung: No worries man

Me: I could also use an artillery barrage and a few tanks

Samsung: Well now that you mention it…

Nurloc , in Machinists, engineers and people of common sense unite !

Showed this pic to my co workers (steelworkers/blacksmiths) and only the old guys knew what was funny about the pic… Gen z think that calipers are toy guns…

pancakes ,
@pancakes@sh.itjust.works avatar

I use calipers frequently and didn’t realize it was upsidedown until reading this.

I thought it was a joke about clients always sending shitty low resolution pictures where you can’t actually verify their claim.

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

Oh, I thought the joke was that the hole the customer was complaining about was the hole this pipe was supposed to fit into, and that they were measuring the inner diameter rather than the outer.

Someonelol ,

The joke is they’re supposed to use the end with the spiky bits to measure the inner diameter of the pipe. It’s even more baffling they’re using a mechanical readout when a digital display would be easier to measure with IMO.

cpjoa ,

How do gen z-ers measure distances finely, then?

sfgifz ,

It’s written on the label/signs where we bought it from.

Croquette ,

Realistically, how many people need calipers in their life? The vast majority never used one because a ruler or tape is enough for pretty much anything in a house.

lemann ,

I feel like a boomer/millenial trapped in a young body when I read stuff like this 😭

toynbee ,

I … Think this is everyone’s dream.

lutillian ,
@lutillian@sh.itjust.works avatar

I dunno, a lot of gen z and millennials probably use them when fabricating parts for things that you can’t get them for. I know I do for my printer.

Nurloc ,

Well… im an old millennial and know what it is and how to use it properly…

empireOfLove , in Back in my day we called them jokes

Dad’s inbox the following Monday: “Hello, and thank you for reserving your future room at the Green Acres Retirement Home…”

XCraftMC , in Salmon

because of their…insides?

frankivo ,

The salmon doesn’t know that ¯_(ツ)_/¯

quindraco ,
FiskFisk33 ,

?

kungen ,

Farmed salmon (without astaxanthin or dye added) isn’t very pink was their point I think?

HikingVet ,

Well, that’s also a sign of poor nutrition in salmon.

roon ,
@roon@lemmy.ml avatar

One of the differences between wild and farmed salmon is their color. Wild salmon gets its pink color from the natural astaxanthin found in their diet, while farmed salmon is fed synthetic astaxanthin or dyes to give it a similar color.

Wild salmon has a more vibrant color compared to farmed salmon, which can appear pale or dull.

Source

idunnololz ,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

Often times they actually dye farmed salmon meat so consumers will not freak out over the grey colored salmon meat.

poppy ,

Am I blind, or in that entire article discussing the color of salmon meat does it not show a photo comparison?

ironveil , in Elbe Day

Strong competition with Sino-Soviet propaganda posters:

https://eviltoast.org/pictrs/image/ba4f13fb-ef4a-4ebb-9707-8bb970639301.jpeg

Beanconscript , in Lemmy might, MIGHT have a small bias towards the left

Markets are inherently problematic and lead to wealth being centralized in the hands of the few owners. A well regulated market ignores the problem which must be addressed; the dichotomy of workers and owners. Class struggle won’t be fixed if not addressed. Neo-liberalism markets can’t be fixed with more neo-liberalism.

Vingst ,
@Vingst@hexbear.net avatar

Even if everything was worker-owned, markets present problems. Through luck and circumstance, some buyers and sellers will have an easier time to the detriment of others. Some will be priced out. Wealth and power will concentrate. With that comes regulatory capture. There goes the idealist “uncorrupt government.”

Anti-social strategies like loss leaders pricing out competitors and price gouging and collusion don’t go away with worker ownership.

It’s still a system of self-interested parties. Social Darwinism over collective well-being.

… not only vertical relations of capitalist exploitation based around the wage labor–capital relation — capitalists exploiting their workers — but also horizontal relations of exploitation — wealthier firms exploiting poorer firms. Horizontal exploitation can occur even between worker-owned cooperatives, which leads you to argue that market socialism may be exploitative in much the same way capitalism is.

jacobin.com/…/nicholas-vrousalis-exploitation-as-…

SCB ,

“class struggle” isn’t a real thing so that’s fine.

As long as people can move between classes you’ll never see the class solidarity you clamor for.

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