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Custoslibera , in ah crap

FREE-RAM.exe doesn’t give me additional RAM???

Selmafudd ,

Yeah Rapid fAn Movements

Batman ,

It was a green roundish (but not too round) button, it passed all the security

dingleberry ,

No…it gives you cyber AIDS.

spiderjuzce , in They aren't fooling around

Now I’m scared to eat potatoes what if it grows in my stomach

ProvableGecko ,

It’s easy, just make sure you don’t have any soil based condiments on the side.

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Then you will just be assimilated

Maultasche ,

Can I resist?

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

You can if you want, but it’s futile.

1847953620 ,

Get bred

Lt_Cdr_Data ,

Resistance is not futile!

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Oh hi data

FooBarrington ,

That’s why you stab them with a knife

Thranduil ,

Infinite food

toy_boat_toy_boat ,

Infinite eyes

Eufalconimorph ,

“As you once did for the vacuous Rom, Grant us eyes! Grant us eyes.”

Wootz ,

Ahhhh, potato scented hunter.

psud ,

Your stomach contains some of the strongest acid in nature, thanks to ancestors who were scavengers. The potato has no chance

royal_starfish ,

Well, even though gastric acid(mostly hydrochloric acid) in our stomach does have a relatively low pH, it is very diluted, so in practice it just kills germs and stuff and won’t obliterate everything going inside you

psud ,

It’s great at breaking down meat and fat (fresh or rather past it)

RIP_Cheems ,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

W̴̙͖̫̃͌̄́ę̴͉̼͖̜͎̤̻̙͔̪̜͌̋̑͗͘ ̴͈̥̱͒͒̅̾͒̈́̏̄̒̋̃͆͐͗͆̕͝͝w̸̨̗͇̥͓͈̘̰͉̯͍̟̠̰̻̝̟̒́̆̅̄̐͗͌͋͂̌̚͠͝ͅî̵̢̧̳͓̬̗͉̪̥ļ̷̟͇̮̫͔̥̗̝̣͙̈́̑̏́͒͐́̿̏̄͗̄̑̔͐̃͒͒̒̌̀͂͋̒̚͝l̷͉̣̙̜̤̘̞̻̍̎͆͑̌́̀͗̕͠ ̶̢̺͙̱̙̘͎̬̝̼̠̙̹̜̘̦̎̎̂̉̍͜ṡ̷̛̺͎̜̖̺̭̜͇̲̺̳̾̃̏̂̅̉͗͋̃͋͘͝͠ư̷̛̘̯̖̫̙̫̘̩̬͚̠̯̲̖͋͒̉̆͐̏̿̄͐́͌̌́̚f̷̛̘͉̦̉̈́̂̄̏́̆̈̒̓̽͌̈̐̊͆̄̋̐̇̈́̕͝ͅf̵̨̛͍̞̞̭͍̻̘̲̭͖̭̟͕̥̱̫͍̱̬̗͔̟̒̆̓̿̃̀́͐̉̊͐ͅͅẻ̶̡͎̳̦̪͎̦͚̞̮͇̮̗͔̲̹̦̘̱̻̗͖̟̻͉̐̔͆̃͊͂̏͆͐͘̚ͅr̸̛̄̇̋̊̒̄̑̉̄̓̈́͛̈́̏̀̎̕͜͠ ̵̝͖̣͓͙̮̹̰͎̺̟͆̅t̶̢̠̻͎̯͉̳̞̭̍̾̾͂̿̄̐͆̆̊̀͂͑̔́̓̚̚͝͝͠ő̵̢̨͔͍͍̥̭̪̻̼̜͔̦̙̫̰͎̏̈́̕̚g̶̖̱̩̋̑̐̑͌̍́̅͌̆̋̄̑̎̏̈́̎͐̀̃̚̕͘̚͝e̸̡̨̞͚̯̻̫͓̼̗̫͕̖̙͉̝̻̜͚̲̋͋̽͋̈́̚ẗ̴̨̢̢͉͚͕̘̻̣̖̣̠͓͎̫́̀̄̊̃͗̌̋̒͜ͅh̷̥̪̦̠͖̺̮̙̙̝̠̟̤̠̯̱̞̝̬̯̆̇ë̶̫̹͇̹̫̖̭̯̤̬́̔̊̌̎͑̊͆̐͑̂̂̚͝͠͝r̵̟͕͙̘͇̺̩͔̦̬̪̮̩̳̠̜̜̲͎͛̎̇̏̔̃͠ͅ,̶̗̣͙͚̟̮͛͐̈́͛͌͆͗͂̆̆͛͌͑̅͒̀͛̀͌̊̋̇̕ ̶̡̨̧̺̦̳͉̟̹̼̞̜̣̖̜̟͎͔͎̀͒̂̅̈̏̔̊̆̀̀̚̕͜͠Ĵ̴̢͚̩̤͕̹̗͈̘͎͕͓̆͛o̸̪̲̪̞̙͍̝̯̠̓̑̃͋̎ņ̶̢̖̤͔̪̜̻̺̰͉̺͋͋̒͗͌̋̅́̍̿̐̏̈́̈́̎̆̔̂̑͊̆̕̕̕͘͜͜

hessenjunge , in hypocrisy

Well, it says “i’m speechless” not “i’m lost for words”. 😀

casmael ,

Interesting what kind of distinction do you draw between speech and words? 🤔

FiskFisk33 ,

I’m sitting here in complete silence typing this comment out, I’m not using my speech. I am however using written words.

Sneptaur ,
@Sneptaur@pawb.social avatar

Boooooo

xXSirDanglesXx ,

“That’s right, use words!”

hessenjunge ,

Perfect answer. 🙂

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Technically you aren’t using written words, but typed ones. Unless you are using some written-to-ocr system, but the end result is the same.

FiskFisk33 ,

touché

hessenjunge ,

FiskFisk33 already answered it. It’s about speaking vs. writing/ using language.

On a serious note (and thereby killing the joke completely): doesn’t everyone know the situation where you can’t get the word out that may be very well in your head?

Vigge93 ,

Now I imagine them just writing an incoherent string of words. “Tomato car house fireman oven duck garden rice…”

hessenjunge ,

Isn’t that a classic too? As in your mouth runs off and your brain trails behind. Later you ask yourself wtf you just said. I hate when that happens, especially during job interviews.

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@kbin.social avatar

Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

United Sheesh of Americas.

The list can go on as long as you want it to. :-P

MooseBoys ,

Don’t try to guess my password.

gnutrino , (edited ) in Lemmy when someone posts memes about obese people

Aww, is someone butthurt that their post got some critical comments?

genfood OP ,

Actually yes my butt hurts, it have been 4 times pooping today, wiping 🧻 is my major concern now (it is currently the 5th time).

nachtigall ,
EmperorHenry , in Soon I'll die and then I won't have to worry about it anymore
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Actually, we’re well on our way to a 4th economic crash.

June ,

Hooray!

sturmblast ,

potentially

stringere ,

Let’s see some more can-do attitude, mkay?

EmperorHenry ,
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

No, definitely

FluffyPotato , in Please don’t nuke me

I haven’t encountered Americans getting mad over that but what I have encountered is them thinking everything involves the US, especially lately. For example people claiming the Ukraine - Russia war is a proxy war between the US and Russia instead or that NATO = US. Like chill, your country is not relevant to everything in the world.

vidumec ,
@vidumec@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

reddit moment

SnowdenHeroOfOurTime ,

Thanks for the block request

vidumec ,
@vidumec@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

good luck with your echo chamber

RIP_Cheems ,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

“Hey, isn’t nati the one that drone strikes weddings?” “No, that the US, that us.” “But america is part of nato…” “Yes, but you can’t just” “Why would nato do that?”

Bluehood380 ,

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RIP_Cheems ,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar
PP_BOY_ ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

The Ukraine conflict isn’t a RU - US proxy war in the traditional sense but it’s worth noting that the overwhelming majority of foreign aid to Ukraine has come from the US, more than double the amount of aid given by the EU as a whole. It’s not hard to assume that Ukraine would be in a much worse place without America’s support.

FluffyPotato ,

Yea, of course it has, the Budapest Memorandum says they have to help, it’s a defensive pact they got in return for giving up nukes. But people are pretending the US is like the instigator and driver of this conflict even though they are literally just one of the countries providing aid to Ukraine.

Lucidlethargy ,

You aren’t totally wrong, but this is why this mindset is pervasive…

FluffyPotato ,

And if you look at it by gdp the US isn’t even top 10 and the US, UK and northern Ireland are the only countries with a pact obligating them to help Ukraine.

Holzkohlen , in Soon I'll die and then I won't have to worry about it anymore

Not even a joke, I miss the time when a virus was our biggest concern. That may be insensitive to people who had friends or family die because of it or who live in a country with shitty access to vaccines or health care in general though.

Stamets OP ,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

It’s awful but I get it…

I’ve got CPTSD so I’m always stressed and sort of over-preparing for things to go very very wrong. When the pandemic hit, all of those preparations came true. I was expecting the worse and here it was.

Was the only time in my life, at least in the past 15+ years, that I actually felt somewhat relaxed. Then the prices of everything went up and I got stressed for way different reasons.

Krauerking ,

Oh cool you too?

I mean COVID still hit me harder than I was prepared for and kinda crushed me a little but I picked back up pretty ok but since then been sorta on the back foot and losing steam

Gestrid ,

I watch someone on YouTube who deals with stress. They said they were… I think relieved (can’t recall exactly what word they used) because, for once, their stress and the actions resulting from it were now normal.

Thranduil , in Didn't see it coming

Look at mister big dick overhere bragging. Cries in sub 3

TheOakTree , in It's true.

They could have picked a less reliable car for the comparison… or one that’s more easily stolen lmao

sheogorath ,

Yea, Accord is good. Altima is much better to be used as a metaphor.

toxicbubble , in I'm looking for recipes

the meat industry put out decades of propaganda during the great depression & world wars to convince the western world to buy meat & dairy. truth is, humans have lived off plant based diets for millennia. ending factory farming is one of the easiest ways to combat climate change & corporations

zalgotext ,
  1. Humans have also been eating meat for millennia. We’re omnivores, and have always been opportunistic about what we eat
  2. Individuals cutting down their personal meat consumption won’t stop factory farming, but ending subsidies that make that practice highly profitable might
jasondj ,

Point 2 would never be politically possible unless there’s already critical mass of voting vegetarians.

ImFresh3x , (edited )

The only evolutionary reason humans have advanced brains is because of nutrient rich meat.

spicysoup ,
@spicysoup@lemmy.world avatar

no

PM_ME_FEET_PICS ,

FYI that study has been successfully debunked shortly after it was written.

There are more recent claims of doubt against more meat = large brain though.

The fact still is that both meat and animal milk were a huge impact in early homo life.

It’s entirely possible that our capacity of language and advanced learning stems from non dietary sources.

nbcnews.com/…/eating-meat-make-us-human-new-resea…

GreatGrapeApe ,

Most people have consumed animal proteins the catch is they weren’t eating a lot meat regularly. One of my ancestors was upper middle class when he migrated to the USA and founded a small city. His journal talks about his meals and as a wealthy person with a dairy farm he still mostly had stew and rarely ate steak. He wasn’t eating animals all the time and that was 1840-80s. We need to go back to a time when eating a whole chicken among a family of four in a single meal almost never happened IF we continue farming animals which as you noted is a climate change nightmare.

redcalcium , in I'm ahead of the curve

Oh thank God, I thought they suspected me of being an isekai protagonist.

Sabata11792 ,
@Sabata11792@kbin.social avatar

Truck-Kun please save us.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

The youths yearn for being run over by trucks

moosetwin , in It's only fair
@moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I don’t like how either of those things look but I support your right to do it

gravitas_deficiency , in Tech News online right now

Honestly, I’m 100% alright with the media not being terribly interested in this.

j_roby , in Look, a meme about Reddit.

In my early years of reddit, it always seemed like a place where people really knew what they were talking about. It was exciting!

That is… until I started posting about things that I really knew about and I quickly realized that most redditors had no clue and were talking out their asses, however convincing it actually sounded.

WarmSoda ,

Yup. And the crowd latches onto whatever narrative they like more. Doesn’t matter if it’s wrong.

imgonnatrythis ,

Are we still pretending that isn’t happening on Lemmy? I’m cool with that, just DM me when we can exhale and be real about it.

j_roby ,

Oh, it definitely happens here and everywhere else on the Internet. It seems to be just part of the human condition.

But since this post is bagging on reddit, and I’m still mad at the company’s recent decisions, I figured I’d not rock the boat and just bag on reddit too lol

FUCKRedditMods ,

I will henceforth always be down to join in bagging on reddit. It’s just becoming aggressively shit these days. That IPO and the censorship it demands will end up being one of the worst things to ever happen to the site (it already has been, just in preparation for a sterile place for advertisers)—the others:

  1. NEW reddit (old.reddit so much fucking better it’s ridiculous)
  2. The changes to the website under Ellen Pao (who was hired for the sole purpose of being scapegoated for the backlash to said changes)
  3. Ignoring the clear will & interests of their users, e.g. removing the visibility of downvotes
  4. The recent API fiasco
  5. The lack of any real/effectual commitment to curtail karma farming bots and shills.
  6. The powertripping mouthbreathing neckbeard population called “moderators”
FUCKRedditMods ,

Idk i’ve definitely seen less groupthink in the voting on here than on reddit in recent years…

On reddit I cant even remember the number of times I’d seen practically the same exact comment/sentiment in the same context be wildly upvoted in one thread and obliterated with downvotes in another one. People’s votes on there are like 80% decided by the balance of votes already on the comment.

FUCKRedditMods ,

Early on when it was a smaller user population of decidedly more geeky people, you could trust the so-called Reddit Experts more often than not. Just like any community, once it reaches the mainstream it begins to lose its identity/charm/uniqueness and then at some arbitrary number of people it all goes to shit. You could see this with individual subreddits again and again, and then eventually with the whole site.

I was always happy to chime in with my expertise and help myself and others learn, but I just got banned for calling clarence thomas a “cunt” because it’s sexist hate speech, so along with the massive influx of new users with no concept of (or vested interest in) reddit’s identity, they’re also banning ~13 year users like me for no-no words. The shittiness is compounding.

Sorry this just turned into a reddit hate rant. I’m still bitter about what a shit website it’s become, I used to love it. I looked at a thread the other day and like 30% of the comments had been “removed by moderator” on a post that had no conceivable incitement to TOS-breaking comments.

j_roby ,

Umm… username checks out? Lol

^(It^ ^feels^ ^weird^ ^saying^ ^that^ ^here^ ^on^ ^lemmy)^

Seraph , in damn smartphone....
@Seraph@kbin.social avatar

The real question is when the next guy walks in and the lights turn back on, do you say "thanks" or is that weird?

EherVielleicht OP ,

Just say “Boohoo!” It’s an icebreaker.

NakariLexfortaine ,

“Is it safe?”

tfw_no_toiletpaper ,

You start shitting as loud as you can to announce your presence

Spliffman1 ,
@Spliffman1@lemmy.world avatar

There’s a way to shit quietly??

jaybone ,

I am the shit Ninja.

JoeBigelow ,
@JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca avatar

Calm down Mr Lahey, let’s go have a couple drinks.

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