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sneezymrmilo , in save it for later

Lol this was me just the other day in Baldur’s Gate 3. I got an ability on my Cleric that I could only use ONCE in an entire playthrough. “Yeah I’m going to save this for the final encounter”. Ended up forgetting about it and not using it at all at the end of the game haha.

UntouchedWagons ,
@UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca avatar

To be honest a single use ability sounds stupid.

sneezymrmilo ,

It’s actually a really cool ability. It’s extremely powerful and can turn the tide of a difficult fight in an instant if used correctly. I just have a habit of always telling myself to save powerful abilities and items until I forget about them and beat the game without ever using them. If you are interested, the spell is called “Divine Intervention” from Baldur’s gate 3 and D&D 5e.

Hexarei ,
@Hexarei@programming.dev avatar

It’s an ability called Divine Intervention that allows you to call upon your God to choose from: have an instant long rest (resurrecting all fallen companions in the process), get a legendary weapon, a chest full of potions and supplies, or deal a huge AOE of radiant damage. You get it at level 10, max level is 12.

It’s one time use because in D&D it can only be used again after 7 days if it works, while it works perfectly every time in bg3.

It makes more sense than it sounds

Ravaja ,

I used it during a particularly difficult encounter only to learn that those enemies reflected Holy damage -_- instantly killed that character

sneezymrmilo ,

I know exactly what encounter you are referring to and almost made the exact same mistake. Thankfully I read the enemy buffs before I used it lol.

Hexarei ,
@Hexarei@programming.dev avatar

I did that with the character you can rescue during that quest

CaptPretentious ,

Arm thy servant (I think it’s called) is the best one. Gives you a weapon that you keep.

DandomRude , in I’ll fight anyone who shits on Gen Z
@DandomRude@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t understand why this whole generation concept is so popular these days. I don’t think it helps anyone if it’s just used for sensationalistic general statements that pit one group against the other. This is the same unthinking logic that racism operates on. I cannot see that this way of thinking would in any way help to find solutions to the real problems or even to identify the actors who are responsible for today’s ills. On the contrary, it only helps irresponsible profiteers to continue their greed for profit at the expense of the general public by placing the blame on an anonymous group rather than on the individuals who are actually responsible.

ItsABarmcake ,

That’s exactly like something a boomer would say!

Let’s get him!

/s

DandomRude ,
@DandomRude@lemmy.world avatar

Get the Pitchforks!

GreatGrapeApe ,

Because the baby boom that created the boomers was an actual generational cohort that shared a TON of similarities and had a huge impact as being the largest slice of the male population as so many died in the two World Wars. That lead demographers into thinking all generations worked like this and it took time to have other generations to compare them to.

Pew just announced recently they are moving away from generational cohorts because while someone born in 1979 is technically gen x they have a lot more in common with millennials born in 1985 than a fellow gen x er born in 1967

Haywire ,

It’s so popular because it helps irresponsible profiteers.

Daft_ish , in I need answers

My boss almost saw me looking at this. Close call.

EmoDuck ,

Can confirm, I’m this guys boss

Daft_ish ,

Get back to making me work!

Taringano ,

Not Safe Fan Wifi

NegativeLookBehind , in Survival at stake
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

When you take your pants off mid-shit, you know it’s a life or death situation

kungen ,

Or when you preemptively take off your shirt.

9point6 , in Which one do you prefer?

I prefer single player, you can get way more immersed

Holzkohlen ,

I too like to be immersed in shit.

intelati , in Google DRM when?

looks at IE6

Time is a flat circle

conorab ,

“You must install Real Macromedia Java Player in order to view this video, then allow ActiveX controls.”

GreenMario ,

I was gonna post IE6. Internet technology was stagnated for a few years until Firefox lit a fire under everyone’s ass.

DestroyMegacorps ,

Firefox defeated the ie monopoly hope it does the same to the chormium monopoly

11181514 ,

Mozilla is funded by Microsoft so they can point to it and say “we’re not a monopoly look at this other browser”. Literally the same reason apple exists. We aren’t getting an open market we’re getting bought and paid for fake competition.

emptyfish ,

I’m skeptical that a FF with a majority market share would continue to be as user-centric as it is now. Honestly I sort of hope that a third option comes out, but FF is my go to option for now.

I’ve lost faith in Google (nod to your username) for sure - in general I miss disruption, everyone used to believe they could do it better so no one shied away from the idea of building a better browser engine or any other technology for that matter.

Google stopped making decisions in the best interest of anyone other than their shareholders a long time ago.

schzztl ,

I don’t really think the current setup is too bad. Chromium being open source means anyone can fork it and make their own better browser without having to write everything from scratch.

Personally, I use Vivaldi. To the best of my knowledge Google can’t spy on me, they have plans for mitigating Manifest V3, and it has many useful extra features such as tab splitting and separate workspaces. It’s made to be super customizable and from my experience the interface stays mostly the same between updates - something that annoyed me a lot about Chrome/Firefox. It can be a little rough around the edges sometimes, but I love using it.

cheery_coffee ,

but Safari is the new IE6, it doesn’t support the non-compliant Google Chrome only API I want to use and that’s tyranny!

irish_link , in Egon Scent

Melting plastic while trying to smoke drugs only makes you smoke the plastics. Totally not speaking from experience.

AlligatorBlizzard ,

Is there a stoner engineering community yet?

stevedidWHAT ,
@stevedidWHAT@lemmy.world avatar

I’m sure there’s several on different instances

DaBabyAteMaDingo , in please stay there

I don’t downvote but I still leave toxic comments.

Bitch.

SkySyrup , in please stay there

It’s better, but I still often see posts with massive amounts of downvotes for no reason.

Also this is specific to SJW, but I often see the opinions from the people that are less invested in the topic being pushed all the way to the bottom, due to the more active people downvoting everything. (agora)

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@kbin.social avatar

Is the goal of social media to inform, or be popular?

Social Media-ites: "Yes".

:-P

kingludd , in Our Computer

Friends don’t let friends drive windows.

Homo_Stupidus ,
@Homo_Stupidus@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, but I like to play PC games.

Interstellar_1 ,
@Interstellar_1@pawb.social avatar

You can play pc games on linux

cyberpunk007 ,

Yeah, not all of them though. Doom eternal, at the time, kept having a frustrating crash for me so I lived in windows like I completed it. Didn’t even attempt with elden ring. Cyberpunk 2077 didn’t work either.

But yes, in general I will game on Linux when it works. It is my preferred kernel.

Holzkohlen ,

Doom Eternal just dropped Denuvo. And don’t they use Vulkan and OpenGL anyways? They did for Doom at least and that ran extremely well. Cyberpunk 2077 was terrible at launch on any OS and Elden Ring still suffers from bad performance to this day. Let’s also not forget that Steams Shader Precaching did help a lot with Elden Ring’s issue right after launch as well!
Linux gaming is in a tremendous state if you ask me and it’s only going to get better. Linux users are increasing in number and with that comes better support.

Amends1782 ,

Ditto to all of this. Exactly right. Love to see it

cyberpunk007 ,

Ya don’t get me wrong, it’s so much better than 15 years ago. Until doom eternal I was already exclusively gaming on Linux. Then I just assume elden ring and cyberpunk wouldn’t work well so I didn’t even bother trying. And ya, for the hardware I have and the 60fps cap I’m surprised at how bad elden ring sometimes performs in windows…

I_like_cats ,

Elden Ring works great on Linux though. Even better than on Windows for some People

I_like_cats ,

Elden Ring works great on Linux though. Even better than on Windows for some People

CaptnNMorgan ,

Even Starfield?

kronarbob ,

Starfield works on linux since day one… If you have an AMD graphic card. I’ve seen that it’s more complicated on Nvidia.

Amends1782 ,

I can only not play 1 or 2 games on Linux. Everything else literally runs native through steam. Use pop_OS it does all the work for you.

Can’t play tarkov, tarkov runs perfect on Linux, but its anticheat does not. The devs of the anti cheat tarkov uses said they are planning Linux support but that was 2 years ago.

Some other odder ones too. Let me know of questions.

Oh this link should be your bible. It will directly tell you what runs, and how well it runs

www.protondb.com

Amends1782 ,

I can only not play 1 or 2 games on Linux. Everything else literally runs native through steam. Use pop_OS it does all the work for you.

Can’t play tarkov, tarkov runs perfect on Linux, but its anticheat does not. The devs of the anti cheat tarkov uses said they are planning Linux support but that was 2 years ago.

Some other odder ones too. Let me know of questions.

Oh this link should be your bible. It will directly tell you what runs, and how well it runs

www.protondb.com

01189998819991197253 OP ,
@01189998819991197253@infosec.pub avatar

I let friends make their own choice. I sport a lovely Fedora and allow them to make their own decisions… Hahaha

Lucidlethargy ,

Do… Do you use the fedora to greet ladies? I hope so. They love that.

baronvonj , in Fresh vacuum lines im told are like an aphrodisiac.
@baronvonj@lemmy.world avatar

This should be flagged NSFW.

scottmeme ,

Not Safe For Women

Godric OP , in Most Metal Stage of the Pandemic

Bonus: Me wondering how the fuck I got community banned by the Atheism community as a card carrying atheist:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/0af81086-ecd2-4d98-bba9-f2efe8b972be.jpeg

nottheengineer ,

The atheism community is such a circlejerk that I decided to block it. So, congratulations I guess.

explodicle ,

“Next on the agenda: still no gods”

SpaceNoodle ,

You’d think I’d be the one banned for saying that the water pistol was full of the priest’s semen.

Carlo ,

I think most online atheist communities would upvote that sort of thing. In my experience, it’s all just circle-jerking about how evil religion is, and how stupid people must be to subscribe to it. Which is understandable; most atheists are constantly inundated with religious claptrap from all kinds of sources, and need a place to vent about it. They don’t tend to be very positive places, though.

assassinatedbyCIA ,

How can you be an atheist when you have g*d in your username. Checkmate theist/s

SchizoDenji ,

Good to see lemmy has already inherited the worst of reddit’s issues: Shitty powertripping moderators.

Mubelotix ,
@Mubelotix@jlai.lu avatar

I don’t see an easy way to fix it

timestatic ,

Make the community be able to vote kick or vote for new Moderators although that would maybe just make the circlejerking even worse

Mubelotix ,
@Mubelotix@jlai.lu avatar

Yes, that’s very hard to implement. How do you prevent bots from voting? Thinking about it gives me headache

Esqplorer ,

You’d get brigading and bot led hostile takeovers

SchizoDenji ,

Modlog for all actions including every single ban and the conversation about it and a way for a user to report mod abuse to admins.

Mubelotix ,
@Mubelotix@jlai.lu avatar

Great unless mods are the actual admins

HulkSmashBurgers ,

Even worse are power tripping instance admins.

SchizoDenji ,

Atleast you can register to another instance and still interact as usual. Or if the admin is being obnoxious, defederate.

Mods escape all accountability.

neptune ,

Turns out there are no cards in atheism.

IHaveTwoCows , in Be there for your ladies

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    Same same same

    Cruxifux , in 2/10, Cute Packaging, Terrible Flavor

    These are used for joining together pieces of wood, usually for furniture. Don’t eat ‘em.

    Source: am carpenter.

    pastermil ,

    Then why are they called biscuits??

    Cruxifux ,

    Because they look like biscuits. The tool you use to cut in the holes you use to put them in is literally called a biscuit joiner.

    Also they’re delicious. But don’t fuckin’ eat em.

    AnUnusualRelic ,
    @AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

    Oh. Well, at least they won’t crumble in my coffee.

    Enkrod , (edited ) in Misheard song lyrics
    @Enkrod@feddit.de avatar

    In Germany we call these misheard lyrics “Agathe Bauer Songs” (misheard “I got the power”), it happens mostly when some lyrics in english songs sound like a german sentence or name.

    • All the leaves are brown - Anneliese Braun (name)
    • I got the power - Agathe Bauer (name)
    • At the gates - Hey, wie geht’s (Hey, how are you?)
    • I believe in miracles - Alle lieben Mirco (Everybody loves Mirco)
    • a deep shade of blue - Dickschädel Blues (Thickheaded blues)
    • the phone rings - da vorne links (ahead on the left)
    • hope of deliverance - Hau auf die Leberwurst (smack the liver-sausage)
    • all my feelings grow - Oma fiel ins Klo (grandma fell into the toilet)
    • Zombie - Zahnweh (Tooth-ache)
    • the word is out - du blöde sau (you stupid pig)
    • Dirty Diana - da geht der Gärtner (there walks the gardener)
    • I’ll be gone - Almighurt (german joghurt brand)
    • Your love is like bad medicine - your love is like Bettnässen (bed wetting)
    • I cut and i spear - da kackt 'n Eisbär (a polar bear is shitting there)
    • the pain is deep - der Penisdieb (the penis-thief)

    edit: found this: youtu.be/hPV3wHnd5lo?si=Z1GiyHfe89iCMizH

    Spliffman1 OP ,
    @Spliffman1@lemdro.id avatar

    Some of those are really funny 🤣

    AEsheron ,

    They are called Mondegreens in English, after Sylvia Wright wrote an essay about how she misheard “laid him on the green,” as Lady Mondegreen.

    Cantankerousnuts ,

    when I lived in Switzerland I learned "the eye of the tiger - die eier von tiger (the balls or effs of the tiger)

    CatpainTypo ,

    Here is this the archive of misheard song lyrics. www.kissthisguy.comIt’s named after purple haze by Jimmy Hendricks. “‘Scuse me while I kiss this guy”

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