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OurToothbrush , in Don't be fooled Billy, it's not really a job, more of a parasitic relationship

ITT leeches saying “actually consuming your blood is providing a vital service and takes a lot of work”

Or worse, theyre just aspiring to be leeches

nodsocket ,

ITT angry communist noises

PeddlingAmbiguity ,

Holy fuck the “everything I remotely disagree with is communism” shit in this website is seriously annoying, did I time travel to 1950s America or something. Like I think lemmy might legitimately be the worst for it. it’s putting me off coming here.

winterayars ,

Naww, you regular traveled to modern America.

Night ,

Are the 50’s making a comeback over there? should i expect Elvis impersonators returning to the mainstream or something?

tocopherol ,
@tocopherol@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Maybe branch out to another instance, I got here through lemmy.dbzer0.com, instances other than lemmy.world seem to be much more tolerable if you are tired of those sorts of comments.

OurToothbrush ,

You’re on lemmy.world which is an anti-communiet instance.

workerONE ,
OurToothbrush , (edited )

Yes, successful land reform movements have historically been lead by angry communists, thank you for pointing that out for anyone who might be interested in a little land reform that their best bet is to look into communist strategies of land reform.

Mothra , in That damned smile
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

I’m more horrified at the lack of bed linen

SuckMyWang , (edited )

“Don’t worry baby, those are sour cream stains from the nachos I spilled the other night.”

NegativeLookBehind ,
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

"...That other one is bean dip"

TokyoMonsterTrucker , in The nerve of these corporations

Care-washing: the greenwashing-adjacent pretending to give a shit about anything other than sloppy blowjobs for your board, top executives, and large shareholders.

SnowdenHeroOfOurTime ,

Which company is giving out BJs? I probably want to invest promptly

ComradeChairmanKGB ,
@ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml avatar

I dont know about BJs but apparently Activision-Blizzard has free breast milk.

SnowdenHeroOfOurTime ,

Giggity

llama , in Not today, sorry.
@llama@midwest.social avatar

It’s getting ridiculous though like even gas stations are starting to ask. Like sorry why should I leave a tip to get a Snickers and bottle of water rung up?

incendiaryperihelion , in Tis the season

ill make that trade

StalksEveryone ,
@StalksEveryone@futurology.today avatar

good idea i’ll wait around here, things might get sexy afterwards

jscummy ,

Hot goth gf and I get to die? Win-win

Stern , in I get it now
@Stern@lemmy.world avatar

Goth gf and tomboy gf fighting over vague boy one can self insert into

mycatiskai ,

Corpse and puppy fight over attention of barely described placeholder.

RegularBard , in I'm well practiced in the art of lalalalalalalala-I-can't-hear-you
@RegularBard@kbin.social avatar

I'm glad this site has reached the point where raccoon memes hit my page. More, please!

ElBarto ,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

That’s how I measure the success of websites by how much raccoon memes they have.

miss_brainfart ,
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

Raccoons are just great, aren’t they. Like, I have this book with photos from NatGeos’ Comedy Wildlife contests, and raccoons occupy quite a few pages.

I think that says a lot about them already

Cleverdawny , in International game of 'Food Telephone'

Potatoes are a food native to the Americas and the Belgians claiming them is cultural appropriation. French fries are Chilean.

qwerty ,

This is a joke, right?

mayonaise_met ,

Spaghetti is an Asian-Native American fusion dish.

Cleverdawny ,

Kinda but also, it’s true. Potatoes come from the Incan Empire

F4lcon ,

Which has practically nothing to do with Chile lol more like Peru / Bolivia

Tbird83ii ,

What about Chile fries? (I jest).

Cleverdawny ,

All three, tbh

chrizbie , in The race for "Worst Dumpster Fire" is heating up. Everyone place your bets!
@chrizbie@lemmy.nz avatar

Elons shenanigans has to be worse than spez surely

SlopppyEngineer ,

Spez just copies what daddy Musk does, so give it some time

cooopsspace , in Please stop the ride, I want off

Gen Z - radiation and climate change.

SpookySnek ,

Most of gen Z are in their 20s, I thought we counted as the last spiderman :(

insomniac ,
@insomniac@sh.itjust.works avatar

The reality is that all 3 are full of micro plastics. And there’s some overlap in the Teflon lead generation. And non stick material is still not all that great.

Really, the only problem we’ve solved kinda is lead, unless you’re poor.

SpookySnek ,

To be fair most people still cook with teflon, albeit PFOA-free, so we’re still actively consuming teflon. And the worst part? You need to use plastic cooking-utensils with teflon pans. And as plastic utensils wear down they shed lots of microplastics straight into your food.

I’m usually very sceptical about things that “might supposedly” be bad for you, but even I refuse to buy any teflon pan and/or plastic cooking utensils. I now use cast iron with steel utensils :D

vox ,
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

what radiation?

Draedron ,

With how much reddit and lemmy suck up to nuclear energie, I dont doubt that our ground water will be fully poluted with nuclear waste soon

SpookySnek ,

Where would the nuclear waste come from?

troglodytis ,

Atoms

Fallenwout ,

Atoms decaying *

bufordt ,
@bufordt@sh.itjust.works avatar

Pfff. You can’t trust atoms. They make up everything.

prole ,

Yes, as that is a well known regular occurrence with modern nuclear power plants…

random65837 ,

If you knew anything about how that works (or how to spell energy) you’d realize what a stupid statement that was.

dangblingus ,

Nope. Still microplastics.

Fallenwout ,

Radiation? That’s were the lead poisoning comes in handy ;)

MeetInPotatoes , in Please stop the ride, I want off

Is Uncle Asbestos coming?

Adalast ,

That’s great-grandpa.

droans ,

I mean it wasn’t banned until the 70s.

naeap ,
@naeap@sopuli.xyz avatar

It’s still in use in many parts of the world
Russia is the biggest asbestos exporter

droans ,

And it used to be Australia.

Everything there is trying to kill you!

ipkpjersi ,

Depends on where you live. In some countries it wasn’t banned until the 80s, 90s, or even later.

psud ,

My mother (a boomer) died of an asbestos cancer (one of the better kinds of asbestos deaths) because her mother used asbestos heat spreaders on the stove

Those were asbestos cloth and they slowly disintegrated during use (between the stove and the pans) putting asbestos fibres into the air

pastermil ,

He’ll do asbestos he can to make it!

Ddhuud ,

Great grandparent of these yutes.

1847953620 ,

Right inside of you (r lungs)

Th4tGuyII , in just a reminder!
@Th4tGuyII@kbin.social avatar

I find it hard to believe that all of the guards meant to be watching over a high-profile prisoner on suicide watch just happened to disappear at the same time the multiple cameras also meant to be watching over him failed, and those both happened to coincide with the period he's said to have killed himself.

Either it's unimaginably high levels of incompetence and neglect, or somebody paid off a bunch of people. Considering it was rich pedos who wanted him dead, I don't find the latter unreasonable to believe

BilboBargains ,

On the other hand, given that he had already been convicted of sexual abuse crimes and was contemplating spending the rest of his life in prison, there’s plenty of motivation to kill himself. It’s convenient for his pedo friends but there’s no incontrovertible evidence that anyone else was involved.

Zron ,

He just happened to pick the exact right moment when the cameras were off and the guards were away?

Num10ck ,

and typically people who are committing suicide aren’t screaming bloody murder

jaybone ,

Did someone say he was screaming?

Num10ck ,
RaivoKulli ,

Wasn’t the prison like an overcrowded hellhole with way too little guards who didn’t do their job and shitload of broken cameras anyway?

Not saying it couldn’t have been a conspiracy but also learning about how shit that prison was makes one wonder if it could’ve just been that enabling him to do it

Th4tGuyII ,
@Th4tGuyII@kbin.social avatar

There is absolutely motivation for him to have done it, and I don't necessarily disbelieve he was involved in his own death.

I firmly believe that somebody at the very least greased the required palms to make sure nobody would be around, otherwise the fact that there is no footage and no witnesses to to the death of someone so high-profile and supposedly well guarded becomes almost unbelievable.

saigot ,

Yeah I think epstien killed himself, but I think its plausible someone enabled him to do that. But prisons are also grossly negligent and incompetent most of the time.

m0darn ,

Yeah, I think it was conspiracy to commit suicide.

state_electrician ,

Never explain with malice what can equally well be explained by incompetence. I readily believe that the conditions in prison are awful, tech ain’t working and people are not doing their jobs. In any other case everybody would believe that too. I also believe that someone who’s sure he’ll die or spend a very long time in prison will prefer suicide. If I’ve learned one thing from rich, influential people it’s that they’re not exactly competent and couldn’t’ve pulled of a murder like this without people bragging about it left and right and leaving a massive paper trail. Sadly, the suicide is just the easier, more plausible explanation.

Th4tGuyII ,
@Th4tGuyII@kbin.social avatar

I am aware of Hanlon's razor, and usually do give benefit of doubt for exactly that reason. People are often just as, if not more stupid than they are malicious.

Having said that, it is just inconceivable to me that such grave incompetence would come about when the person in question is quite literally the golden ticket to apprehending the pedo-ring to end all pedo-rings.

I don't even necessarily disbelieve that he killed himself, the motives are there - but I do firmly believe that at the very least somebody greased palms to make sure there were no witnesses to prevent him taking his life when the opportunity arose. Given the amount if corruption amongst the police, that is certainly something I'm willing to believe

state_electrician ,

I don’t believe any of that. To the people who actually handled him he was just another inmate and that’s where the incompetence and apathy come in. There’s been a lot of inmate deaths in the news recently, which strengthens my belief. For many people Epstein was important, but I don’t think the grunts in prison gave a crap who he was.

winterayars ,

I mean no need for people to be paid, i’d believe the guards did it and just covered it up.

theyoyomaster , (edited ) in Glad I don't have a balcony in my apartment

Edit It has been pointed out that I latched onto the color and shape of the grill that is generally on the sportier Ford Foci and forgot about the 2012 base model. I hate when people delete comments and leave a graveyard of broken context so I’m leaving it up but I was wrong on what the blue car is.

Interesting, the blue car is clearly a ‘09 Ford Focus RS but it appears to be in Nitrous Blue, a color only available on the ‘16-‘18 Focus RS. Seems very specific.

Seventhlevin ,

Boy, I hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

theyoyomaster ,

Not a blunder, just something very specific. I’ve seen mk3 RSs repainted to the mk2 green. I wouldn’t be surprised at all if someone did a mk2 in mk3 blue. It’s an enthusiast only detail that wouldn’t normally happen by accident so I’m wondering what the reference for the drawing was from.

cooopsspace ,

Wow I wish I was as talented as you, except in a real marketable skills.

MajorMajormajormajor ,

Shit, do we have a murderedbywords community here yet?

DakRalter ,
@DakRalter@thelemmy.club avatar
theyoyomaster ,

I mean, I have highly marketable skills. I also just own a ‘17 RS in that color so it just stood out.

JustAManOnAToilet ,

Uh, BBC? Yeah, this guy right here can be your James May fill in on new Top Gear.

revoopy ,
theyoyomaster ,

I guess I’m just so used to seeing STs and RSs over base models I go looking for them everywhere. The color, which could just have been an artificial shift during the drawing or sharing process, changed the hue to really match the RS color making me go instantly to the sportier line.

Rolando , in Wedding pricing makes so much sense.

Here’s the alternative:

  • Justice of the Peace ceremony: $43 (including license, supply your own witnesses)
  • session at photography studio: $13-$500 (including prints and downloads)
  • BYOB party at your place that evening: $0

Basically, finding out your partner wants a big wedding is a huge go/no-go moment. Save the money for when you really need it.

LilPappyWigwam ,

Yeehaw! A thirteen dollar photoshoot!

Rolando ,

Photoshoot’s free. The $13 is for the print you get.

You mock, but my grandparents only have a couple photos of the day they were married. But they did stick together all their lives, and they did raise their kids as best they could within their means.

BastingChemina ,

There was a study a few years ago that showed that people who spend less on wedding have a lower chance of divorce.

On the other hand not going for a honeymoon increase divorce rate.

So better save money on the wedding and spend it on a honeymoon.

LilPappyWigwam ,

I didn’t realize you were referencing something from like 50-60 years ago. All in all, you make valid points… I have lived long enough to personally validate them. It was just the “thirteen to five hundred dollars” range that made me chuckle!

Kecessa ,

As my sister in law said, even for expensive weddings, if you do things properly you’ll end up making profit from the gifts you receive.

And yes, that’s fucking disgusting.

PlantDadManGuy ,

I mean you’re right, but I believe the converse is what she was getting at. Invite respectable guests and they will know the unwritten rule: bring a gift worth at least as much as your meal, drinks and party favors. It’s not necessarily bad to expect that much.

Kecessa ,

I personally think that yes it’s bad to expect that much. You’re the one who decided to organize a party for a day that’s all about you and your SO, it’s not my problem how much you decided to spend on it. Even for my best friend’s wedding I told him “You charge me something or expect me to give a gift worth X, I’m not going, it’s your decision to do something special that day, you assume it, the day I invite you to a party I won’t charge you or expect a gift.”

lightnsfw ,

I hate big weddings as much as anyone but the idea of bringing a gift isn’t to “charge” you. It’s that you want to help set up the newlyweds in their life together. The party is all about them but most of what they’re spending is on things to make sure their guests have a great time. I’m sure it happens but I’ve never been to a wedding where anyone demanded a gift as the cost of entry.

criticon ,

My wife and I were planning our wedding a year from then when I got a job offer to the US and we had to get married in a hurry to avoid some issues with the visas.

Best decision ever, we had a small party at my SIL patio, my parents got us tacos catering, a friend of my wife who has won some iPod battles was or “DJ” and we got some cheap wines at costco and told people to BYOB

We only had to rent some chairs and tables but it wasn’t very expensive

We were planning to celebrate our 1st anniversary doing a “wedding” party but we decided to use the money to travel 3 weeks to Japan instead

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

My mama’s got a tiny little diamond in her engagement ring. Dad offered to get her a bigger one, but she said no, let’s save that money for something more important. I believe that money got put toward a renovation of the house.

Give me a girl like mama, whose got a tiny diamond and a solid home.

SnipingNinja ,

Get an “artificial diamond”, much cheaper but basically the same thing

bufordt ,
@bufordt@sh.itjust.works avatar

Or better yet, get an artificial emerald. Green is prettier anyhow.

Trekman10 , in Don't get your hopes too high
@Trekman10@sh.itjust.works avatar

I actively try to post when I see this happen.

What communities are you experiencing this with? Maybe we share some interests.

citruslumps , (edited )

For me it’s disc golf.

Funny animals.

Trackers.

A lot of the OC nsfw subs aren’t nearly as active yet, especially if they’re more niche.

MMA.

xintrik ,

I’m holding out for ButtSharpies, not really the change I want to be in the world though.

Gormadt ,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

That sounds like quiter talk

Fizz ,
@Fizz@lemmy.nz avatar

What mma community are you watching? I want to find a place to talk about mma

jscummy ,

Kbin is somewhat active, particularly on fight nights

Fizz ,
@Fizz@lemmy.nz avatar

I only know of !mma

jscummy ,

!mma is much more active

jscummy ,

!mma is much more active

Catoblepas ,

Unless you had a previous account, I definitely saw someone else complaining about the lack of active disc golf communities recently. Hope you find each other and talk about disc golf.

nodimetotie OP ,

My favs from Reddit were “Data is beautiful,” “Next fucking level,” “Life pro tips,” maybe their more active alternatives exist on Lemmy under some other names?

seitanic ,
@seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I know the other two, but what’s “next fucking level”? Just crazy, over-the-top shit?

sycamore ,

Not even, on reddit it’s just reposts of cool but rehearsed tricks.

somethingsnappy ,

There was plenty of wtf talent on there too. It wasn’t all the 7000th try to make a basket from the top of a building.

SubArcticTundra ,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar
ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

That’s what I’ve been doing at czech-lemmy.eu and it isn’t growing :( Czechs seem to be comfortable with Reddit.

Trekman10 ,
@Trekman10@sh.itjust.works avatar

How bout your friends or Czech spaces elsewhere on the Fediverse?

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

your friends

I don’t have friends. I’m a Lemming (former Redditor), after all.

elsewhere on the Fediverse

Good point.

There’s !czech but federation with Lemmy does not really work at this point.
There are several Mastodon instances like witter.cz which are reasonably alive but I prefer Reddit-style social media. I might need to compromise on this, though.
Hive and Dread have been suggested but I can’t imagine the crypro-heavy or dark web platforms attracting a meaningful crowd.

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