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sharedburdens , in Not sure how the girl's skin tone is relevant, but apart from that...

This meme feels like projection.

Online discussions about capitalism:

People who have to pay rent jesse-wtf

30 year old comfortable software developer:

“I know more than you” smuglord

rodhlann ,
@rodhlann@kbin.social avatar

The vibe when you're a 30 year old software developer and still could never afford a house in this economy....

JGrffn ,

30 year old software developer from a third world country here, 8 years of job experience on my CV. My 60k/year salary from working as a contractor for US companies puts me at around the top 99th percentile of salary earners in my country. I still cannot afford to buy a house and have instead opted to live with my parents until I’ve saved up enough to move out.

Nakoichi , in Not sure how the girl's skin tone is relevant, but apart from that...
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This is a stupid meme. Most people alive today that lived there before its collapse wish it had not.

Furthermore its dissolution was literally illegal and undemocratic.

OsrsNeedsF2P ,

Well yea, most people prefer quality of life not going down

Nakoichi ,
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Not just quality of life, but average life expectancy. The deliberate destruction of the Soviet Union was cause for one of the single largest drops in life expectancy in recorded history.

The collapse destruction of the Soviet Union also ushered in an era of unrestrained capitalist exploitation without a rival power to incentivize better social programs.

Literally the entire world felt the blow of this tragedy.

bdonvr , in yeah, sure thing.

I’m more of a believer in “Piñata economics” myself

Kjatten ,

Fire up the meat grinder! I gotta eat

BolexForSoup , in I can't believe nobody's thought of this before!
@BolexForSoup@kbin.social avatar

This seems like satire/a joke to me tbh. That last line in particular.

moormaan ,

Hopefully you are right.

SendMePhotos , in Just a tiny bit spicy

Here’s my perfect spicy level: I want slight to moderate discomfort in my mouth, but no follow up burn from my asshole.

InvaderDJ ,

That’s basically where I’m at. I want some tingling, burning and flavor, but I don’t want to feel like I’m dying either during the meal or after.

Imgonnatrythis ,

Cmon the afterburn is a surprising little reminder of how awesome the food was the night before.

theangryseal ,

Tijuana Mama isn’t something I want to be reminded of.

SendMePhotos ,

I mean… Depending on the place habenero is a heavy hit or miss.

Astroturfed ,

I like my toilet to be a crime scene. I had to switch to a bidet to stop rubbing filth into the blood.

Imgonnatrythis ,

Is there a way to delete other people’s comments on Lemmy?

AngryCommieKender ,

Maybe defederate that account?

idiomaddict ,

I want spicy in my mouth and no heart burn

ProvokedGamer ,
@ProvokedGamer@lemmy.ca avatar

I want the burn in my mouth, not in my asshole

bquintb , in They never admit they were just wrong
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MAGA: wrong about everything

toy_boat_toy_boat ,
  1. Tell them that’s what it really stands for
  2. Say it over and over and over and over
  3. Country fixed. America is great again!

I mean, it’s already worked on them already…

instamat ,

They did it to woke, let’s do it to maga

toy_boat_toy_boat ,

Suggestion: Let’s NOT do the shit they do instead!

PatFussy ,

Operation warpspeed? Never heard of her

jcit878 ,

Make

Anyone

Go

Away

Narc082 , in You can't just do this
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southernmostpointwebcam.comWe have an imposter!

residentmarchant ,

This is fascinating! I opened it to see 2 women taking pictures of each other twerking in front of the marker.

I would say that it’s unexpected…but it is Florida

tracy ,
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I’m watching a drunk (probably) girl in a fight with her bf (probably) attempting to get his attention by doing dumber and dumber things. He watches her go behind the metal temporary fence, take off her shoes and get in the water. Then she comes out, climbs around the actual security fence and sits there. He gets tired of watching and goes over to drink his beer and look at his phone (if you’re reading this, hi guy). She looks around, realises he’s not watching, and starts swimming away.

Now she’s completely out of sight and he’s just sitting there, phone in hand, staring into space like he’s given up on life. And he’s finished his beer. There’s nothing left.

Edit: ohhhh she’s skinny dipping and one of the other dudebros jumped in with his bermuda shorts on. I need popcorn.

MDKAOD ,

There’s a fun bingo game called “sloppy joes bingo” (it searches). Rooster Teeth pitched it and someone in the community made a card generator and Sloppy Joes is a bar in key west which has a youtube live stream of the road out front.

Lots of fun to be had at parties.

Gadg8eer ,
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That’s the new guy. Old guy’s being driven home after he got plastered at the retirement party. RIP, I hardly knew ye (I live in Canada, lol).

Ryantific_theory , in The CIA planted this.

God gave us four fingers and a thumb, so we can properly hold mice by their fluffy little tum.

… Why does Saddam Hussein have an enormous erection?

Viking_Hippie ,

Because he always did! You should read his poetry from before he entered politics 🥵

PopcornPrincess ,

So he really did have a weapon of mass destruction… 😱

gravitas_deficiency , in Nothing to worry about, Big Brother is just looking out for us.

<span style="color:#323232;">I AM NOT WATCHING YOU. IT WAS JUST A GLANCE. NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, REALLY.
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jimmydoreisalefty OP ,

Thank you Big Brother, I knew I could trust you!

gravitas_deficiency ,

<span style="color:#323232;">OF COURSE, DEAR USER. PLEASE CONTINUE TO CONSUME YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA FEEDS IN THE INTEREST OF MAINTAINING YOUR DOPAMINE LEVELS.
</span>
jimmydoreisalefty OP ,

Thank you!

stormtrooper , in Really makes you wonder...

Wait until they find out about USC!

expatriado ,

there is even 2 of them, the original, and the better known one

Viking_Hippie ,

University of South Carolina and Ulysses S. Cunt?

GreatGrapeApe ,

The University of Southern California which is the better of the two USC’s

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

Ulysses S. Cunt

There’s no period after the S, it was just S. Unless I’m thinking of Harry S Trucunt …

Viking_Hippie ,

I looked it up and yeah, seems you were right on second try 😁

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

Can’t wait until they USB-see it!

son_named_bort ,

Ah, the Trojans. You can use them to, um, plug in as well.

Sir_Simon_Spamalot ,

It covers the plug

Hyggyldy , in im not anti-science im pro diversity of ideas

Not even a good meme. It reads like every conservative mass of buzzwords they call a joke.

Laser , in Didn't see it coming

Not really your fault if people fall to stereotypes no?

On the other hand, I think the majority of women doesn’t actually care that much about getting their cervix hammered during intercourse. I know it sounds crazy. And they don’t like oral sex because men’s tongues are so long either.

Ddhuud ,

True, but also, a bottom heavy woman and doggy, and you’re pretty much out.

Sharpiemarker ,

And they don’t like oral sex because men’s tongues are so long either.

Ok, the first half was accurate but there’s no way this can be true.

UrPartnerInCrime ,

Do you think that dude just sticks his tongue up the hole and wiggles it? Cause I now do.

PM_ME_FEET_PICS ,

That dude doesn’t know how to fuck.

snaptastic ,

I think they’re saying that they like it for other reasons.

Jmdatcs ,

I think he’s saying the length of the tongue isn’t the reason they enjoy oral.

In other words, deep penetration isn’t the only way, and for some not the best way, to please a woman.

spauldo ,

Like all things relating to people, it varies.

Some women actually prefer smaller penises. A friend of mine was that way - her ex husband was too big for her and sex hurt. Her next husband was smaller and she discovered that sex could be enjoyable for her, too.

Some like 'em big. And some don’t care.

Except in extreme cases, it’s generally not a deal breaker and usually not the most important factor for enjoyment. My girlfriend likes 'em big but her ex husband was well below average. He had skills, though, so she had no complaints (in regards to the sex, anyway).

As far as oral sex goes, you’ve been misinformed. Lots of women like to receive oral sex.

Laser ,

As far as oral sex goes, you’ve been misinformed. Lots of women like to receive oral sex.

Sorry for the ambiguous wording. I meant what others wrote: The reason women like oral sex is not because men possess such big tongues.

Sharpiemarker ,

Thanks for the clarification. That makes more sense lol.

thySatannic ,

Ahhhw :/, I was just hoping to pleasure some women with my 8 inch tongue…

elbowgrease , in Jim "Scumbag" Farley

I thought he looked a lot like Chris Farley!

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Farley_(businessman)#….

Grayox OP ,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Just broke my brain a little bit, that crazy!

db2 ,

Looks like while all of Chris’s brothers got in to comedy his cousin Jim decided to become a laughing stock of a person instead. You did it all wrong, Jimbo.

teft ,
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Maybe he never watched Tommy Boy.

Grayox OP ,
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teft ,
@teft@startrek.website avatar

Maybe he’s like those guys who listen to fortunate son and think it’s glorifying war?

dingus ,
@dingus@lemmy.ml avatar

MFs life is literally the plot of the movie Tommy Boy. In the movie, Tommy’s father is an industrialist who owns Callahan Auto.

zenger.news/…/god-we-were-lucky-ford-ceo-shares-f…

Here’s an article about it. Kind of makes you like the movie less because it’s glorifying this fucking prick.

Kinda makes you think if Farley had lived, we probably wouldn’t like him so much, either. We didn’t have time to learn how big of a pile of shit he was thanks to his family.

Bobert ,
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Helluva presumption to just pull out of your ass about someone whose only relation to this matter is family name.

dingus ,
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I don’t fucking live vicariously through rich celebrity twats. In my experience, most of them are absolute shitheads, and when they wrote the movie to glorify *checks notes… the guy who is referenced here for being a selfish cunt who doesn’t want to pay his employees worth a damn, maybe, just maybe it means they view his assholery as quite OK.

Sorry that I’ve known enough rich families with asshats like that in them that I know they support those people. Especially if they take the time to write a whole god damned movie loosely based on them. Give me a fucking break, people in this country are way too ready to defend celebrities, and by extension their provably shitty families.

scrotumnipples ,

Holy shit, they’re cousins!?

dingus ,
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zenger.news/…/god-we-were-lucky-ford-ceo-shares-f…

Tommy Boy is literally based on this loser fucking prick.

Bobert ,
@Bobert@sh.itjust.works avatar

Source: Jim Farley

Here’s a little FYI for ya. Tropic Thunder is based on my experiences in Vietnam.

FnordPrefect ,

I wonder if there was family drama when Tommy Boy came out:

“You can’t make a movie where the bad guy is an evil capitalist who doesn’t care about the auto-workers. That’s a direct attack on your cousin!”

jaybone ,

He should live in a van down by the river.

ZILtoid1991 , in nEvEr fOrGeT
@ZILtoid1991@kbin.social avatar

They always talk about how planes are hitting buildings, but those buildings were never angels. Also they never talk about building-on-building crime.

Plane lives matter.

Respect to our officer planes.

Some punisher logo painted on an airplane.

AlexSup21 , in US Geography

This is cursed

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