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OtakuAltair , in Its that time again

Ah yes, so they have another large instance to ddos

Use smaller instances like lemmy.zip or lemm.ee. You know, the entire point of decentralization.

radix ,
@radix@lemm.ee avatar

How long will it take, do you think, for lemm.ee to become one of the bigger instances? I keep seeing people mention it, and that’s why I’m here.

barsoap ,

lemm.ee is larger than lemmy.ml by active users monthly, as such it’s already the second largest instance. Don’t let the “total users” number confuse you: lemmy.ml is ancient and is bound to have many inactive accounts.

jack ,

I don’t know why Hexbear’s numbers are all blank (because it’s newly federated?) but I would expect it to take second or third place.

OtakuAltair ,

Wow, didn’t know that. Makes sense why I see so many lemm.ee users then

Ig it shouldn’t be recommended as a smaller instance then

raptir ,

It still has one eighth the users of world. World is just absolutely huge compared to the rest.

muhyb ,

It’s not just about users though, we need to separate communities as well. There are so many communities on lemmy.world currently.

sabreW4K3 ,
@sabreW4K3@lemmy.tf avatar

This. I feel like world isn’t prioritizing the health of the entirety of Lemmy by not closing community creation.

hitmyspot ,

Isn’t that up to the creators though. If world is their home instance, why would they create elsewhere? Not being able to create communities would kind of defeat the purpose.

If creators want engagement, they will create on subs with more uptime. That will likely be world in the future, when hardened. The ddos attacks aren’t good for Lemmy now, but it should iron out some wrinkles in the long run for all instances. I think the world admins are doing a great job, both technically and communication wise.

sabreW4K3 ,
@sabreW4K3@lemmy.tf avatar

I think you put too much stock into the ddos explanation. I’m not saying it’s not a thing, but there are bigger issues that it seems won’t be resolved before Lemmy 1.0

Regarding your first question, tf is my home but I have created communities on different instances. Some instances because the community fits the instance, some because I like the URL. I figure it’s best to decentralise as much as possible.

As to your last point, I think some of what the admins at world have done is tremendous and I celebrate their commitment to world, but there’s limitations to the software, as they well know and ultimately this is a decentralised platform of which loads of little instances are supposed to make up the larger whole.

Stoneykins ,

I kind of expected some people to start instances for mostly just making accounts (some of which I have seen), and for other people to make instances just for community hosting and disallow account creation (and afaik this hasn’t been done to any appreciable degree). I’m not sure this is even possible or functionally useful with the way lemmy currently works for community creation and stuff, so maybe that’s why it didn’t happen.

Honestly I even expected some instances to pop up with the sole intent and purpose of serving one community, but even stuff like the startrek instance have account creation available.

Maybe it’s because lemmy is so new for people. Niche instances would rather host accounts than scare users away in an effort to get them to sign up elsewhere.

sabreW4K3 ,
@sabreW4K3@lemmy.tf avatar

You can’t remotely make communities.

Stoneykins ,

Well that would explain why there isn’t a general use community only instance. Honestly that feels like a feature that should exist, while still leaving “local only” as an instance setting for people who like it that way.

Still seems odd for instances with a specific set of premade communities with new ones disabled to worry about hosting accounts, like the startrek one.

sabreW4K3 ,
@sabreW4K3@lemmy.tf avatar

I think the idea is to force people to spread out across instances and support the instance they’re creating communities on.

Quill0 ,
@Quill0@lemmy.digitalfall.net avatar

People are looking for an easy access server for lemmy, they search for it and because of SEO the most popular servers are the ones they see.

zephyreks ,

Lemmy needs a refpost system where you can choose to post articles to different instances that link together.

You then can get all the benefits of centralization without necessarily being centralized.

jack ,

Isn’t lemm.ee running on commercial hardware designed to take much larger server loads?

kattenluik ,

Like every other instance?

Quill0 ,
@Quill0@lemmy.digitalfall.net avatar

Most instances are run on a rented vps. But no vps is going to take well to a constant ddos

raptir ,

What do you think the other ones are running on? i386s in someone’s basement?

jack ,

Yes

Blackmist , in 🙃😵💀

Pro-tip: You can save money on living expenses if you just live in a cardboard box by the roadside and die.

ganove ,

Please not by the roadside, noone wants to see your progress to absolute freedom.

phoneymouse ,

That’s illegal in many places. Illegal to be on a roadside, illegal to kill yourself.

fresh , in 🙃😵💀

“Instead of seeking happiness, save money with misery”

EldestMalk ,

Thank you, I’ve finally achieved Capitalist enlightenment! The secrets of capitalism are mine!

MetalJewSolid ,

I’m not ready for esoteric capitalism

CurlyMoustache ,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

" Instead of seeking happiness, save money on pussy" <– what my GF read

jscummy ,

Struggling to get by? Have you tried forgoing basic needs of survival like food?

funnystuff97 , in You’re stuck in here with me

If they didn’t like metal, why did they get into the car in the first place? The entire chassis is made of metal, they shoulda got back into their wooden cars!

Nioxic ,

Morgan still make cars out of wood (metal too though)

They are cool!

theodewere , in The US of A
@theodewere@kbin.social avatar

thank you, Iranian Intelligence, for this memeage

Kaped OP ,

No problem Mossad.

theodewere , (edited )
@theodewere@kbin.social avatar

shit man, i wish i had their gear

and i'm not saying you're Intelligence.. i just wanted them to know their work was appreciated.. they probably don't get much thanks outside of official channels..

i mean, no yeah, i absolutely am a secret agent, so you know.. watch your asses..

masterairmagic ,

“Everybody I disagree with must be working for Russian/Iranian intelligence”

theodewere ,
@theodewere@kbin.social avatar

don't get hysterical

masterairmagic ,

you’re the hysterical one

theodewere ,
@theodewere@kbin.social avatar

okay nice try son

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Yeah, it’s very frustrating because the MSS works very hard and gets no credit.

robocall ,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

Main stream shmedia?

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Ministry of State Security, aka China’s CIA

robocall ,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

Oh, thanks. Never heard of them.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

BECAUSE THEY’RE THAT GOOD!

Mothra , in nuts
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

I haven’t been keeping up with the news much, I know about Trump’s ear but… Is the top image for real, are people actually doing this in the US?

Napain OP ,
SlopppyEngineer ,

It’s the stigmata of the anti-Christ

CosmicTurtle0 ,

You have to understand that these people are clinging to anything they can use to identify others who are in their in-group. MAGA hats, diapers, and now ear coverings.

Cults do the same thing and for the same reason.

orca ,
@orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts avatar

It’s the same virtue signaling they make fun of others for doing.

Samsy ,

There was a movie in 2008, “the Wave” (German: die Welle) about a teacher who wants to show his class how easily it is to start fascism by just let everyone wear white shirts for school.

It’s the symbolic items from the same tier or color to identify a group, which makes it dangerous.

dadGPT , in big spiders

connecting you to the web

AgentGrimstone , in This pisses me off so much

Characters pretending to play video games on a controller

Allero ,

aggressively randomly clicking everything at once

Louisoix ,

Well that’s me with Messmer yesterday…

tfw_no_toiletpaper ,

I love this fight. Very punishing, but this one and Midas were very hard and still1 fun to learn, also reliable to dodge. Rennala though… took me at least 60 tries and I only got through with parry & bleed dagger (My build is FTH / DEX with colossal 💀). And then the endboss - honestly no idea how to do it…

Kiosade ,

Rellana was fun! I was using backblades at the time, and so with my mimic and the summonable NPC, it was like a freaking anime battle. Just constant dodging and sword slashes from all sides. Much more fun than the lion.

MonkeMischief ,

And the story is set in modern times but it sounds like an 80’s arcade cabinet. Bwoop-bwoop pew pew!

Granted some people are so focused while gaming that they look like drowned salmon, but streamers have proven you can still be emotive and act whilst gaming lol.

Annoyed_Crabby ,

Bwoop-bwoop pew pew but they button mash like hack and slash

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

I remember hearing Atari 2600 Pac-Man sounds on more than one occasion.

Sprokes , in This pisses me off so much

For it is :

  • Preparing a huge breakfast and then they take a bit and they say I need to go
  • People drinking coffee or other drinks but you see clearly that they don’t, why film that ?
  • Turing the wheel of the car like crazy when they on a straight road.
  • Wearing shoes inside the house even when they are about to go to sleep.
ChairmanMeow ,
@ChairmanMeow@programming.dev avatar

Turing the wheel of the car like crazy when they on a straight road.

Just drive like Nicholas Cage drives.

Annoyed_Crabby ,

Wearing shoes inside the house even when they are about to go to sleep.

As an asian that will be scolded if i ever do that, it weird me out and it does left an impression that westerner wear their shoes inside their house.

Slovene ,

I think it’s a USA thing. We don’t wear shoes inside the house in Europe.

BCsven ,

Could be, when I came to Canada and aome Canadians wore shoes in the house I was stunned. Like, it is just not right; Nevermind all the nasty shit you stepped in all day.

margaritox ,

I agree. Wearing shoes inside is really gross.

johannesvanderwhales , (edited )

A lot do, but also a lot don’t. It’s household by household.

I’ll also mention that you can probably expect people who grew up in no-shoe households to have strong feelings about it.

dditty ,

My boomer parents have dedicated inside shoes for this purpose. When you get old and have hardwood floors you need the extra arch support and traction. Podiatrists recommend wearing shoes inside.

Katana314 ,

Eating and drinking on set is notoriously difficult to pull off. You see one take, but the crew has done about 17 takes of the same scene. Even with chefs on hand, they can’t bloat the actors up with food. Hence why in most dinner scenes, there’s a lot of cutting and mocked chewing but little goes in their mouth.

Sprokes ,

It is not that difficult as other directors do it well. I see that in Japanese shows. It is OK if actors pretend to eat or drink when it is believable. In many episodes of Seinfeld we see the actors drinking coffee but we can clearly see that they weren’t taking a sip.

Zehzin , in I mean it.
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

It includes your dad, how many more times does he need to beat your mom for you to figure it out

jsomae ,

40% of cops!

But for this one, please don’t actually assume it’s your friend timmy’s dad, folks.

AngryCommieKender ,

And that’s just the 40% that admitted it. US cops are trained liars. How many decided not to admit it?

infeeeee , in The "xylo" is greek for wood

No, they are called metallophones, glockenspiel is just one of them. Other common metallophones are the tubular bells and the vibraphone

Viking_Hippie ,

tubular bells

Fixed the link for you 😉

infeeeee ,
OutlierBlue ,

I knew what this was before clicking.

Viking_Hippie ,
OozingPositron ,
@OozingPositron@feddit.cl avatar

TUBULAR BELLS!

glitchdx , in Oh tell me again how it loads faster and takes up less resources

chrome used to be good. Emphasis on the past tense.

Firefox was always good. Chrome was very briefly better. Firefox has not suffered enshittification like chrome did.

drzoidberg ,
@drzoidberg@lemmy.world avatar

This. Firefox has always been just good. It wasn’t great or anything, it was just a good browser. Then chrome came around and it had more, better features. It was a bit more memory usage, but those were for the additional features Firefox didn’t have.

Firefox didn’t really change a whole lot, it added synching features across accounts, and didn’t get worse. It just stayed the same.

The people made Firefox better, because now they’re creating add-ons for Firefox, where chrome had more.

I feel like once chrome got the majority of browser users, it immediately started going to shit. I have no proof of this, just a memory of it being better until it was announced that chrome was the most used browser, and the near immediate heavier memory usage.

SplashJackson ,

It’s all telemetry so the advertising company that made Chrome can harvest your data for resale at bargain bin prices

Zerush , (edited )
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

Yes, but not neccesary other Chromium do it, that depends only on the corresponding devs. Chrome is a RAM and Data Hog, because use for every tab a own process, but Vivaldi Hibernate the background tabs and because of this use less RAM than other Chromium and even FF. But generally all US browsers send data to Alphabet, googleanalytics and googletagmanager, except Edge (also Chromium), but in change it sends data to other MS partners which are even worst (Towerdata). I use Vivaldi for this, because it’s the only existing EU browser (after the French UR browser died some years ago) maybe apart Konqueror from KDE (Linux only, KHTML or KDE WEBKit engine), no data for third parties, nor Google, despite the Chromium base. The Browser companies are the problem, not the engine which they use.

GTG3000 ,

I mean, I clearly remember firefox being terrible back when Chrome was just beginning to take off.

It was a lumbering monolith that ate all your ram and loaded pages at a glacial pace. Chrome was a multi-process revolution from that.

Then, firefox got it’s shit together and chrome got overloaded with corpo bullshit.

KrankyKong ,

It used to take firefox ages to open. I switched back after the big update in the mid 2010s that made it good again.

potentiallynotfelix ,

firefox is going on a steady decline more recently with ads on the homepage by default, plus new telemetry being introduced. hopefully it can change direction

elcanadiano , in Fellas, find yourself a girl like Tonya Harding staring at Nancy Kerrigan 😍

The second verse of “Weird Al” Yankovic’s song, Headline News, is about these two.

Once there was this girl who Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion And when she finally made it She saw some other girl who was better And so she hired some guy to Club her in the knee cap

disguy_ovahea ,

Our society would be far better if we, as a whole, quoted Weird Al more often.

Nurse_Robot ,

Now you may find it inconceivable or rather very least a bit unlikely that The relative position of the planets and the stars Could have a special deep significance or meaning That exclusively applies to only you But, let me give you my assurance that These forecasts and predictions are all based on Solid, scientific, documented evidence So you would have to be some kind of moron Not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true Where was I?

imPastaSyndrome ,

God damn I can’t not hear it

ColeSloth ,

Took me several tries back in the day to sing that all in one breath, but damn it, I was determined.

youtu.be/ZqUDguy4870?si=RbQRq-kF6N0S-AYd

Oka ,

Warrior!

You might incredible strength, and you can probably pwn somebody’s face.

But you are worthless without a priest, you are destined to raid for all your life.

Oka ,

They’ve got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

sigh would you look at all that stuff…

MeatsOfRage ,

And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out

And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside

And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died

Except for me

You know why?

'Cause I had my tray table up

And my seat back in the full upright position

Had my tray table up

And my seat back in the full upright position

Broken_Monitor ,

Wow that music video sure is something. Thanks for that one

INHALE_VEGETABLES ,

Hired some guy to do what

Edit: oh like in that movie

xavier666 ,

Wait, the events are real? 🤯

bstix ,
Lawnman23 ,

Yep, huge deal in the mid-90’s. Living through the 90’s was a wild ride for so many different reasons.

Rhynoplaz ,

Mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmmmm…

Redacted , in math is hard
@Redacted@lemmy.world avatar

✅ Math is hard

❌ This math is hard

Urist , in Just one more lane
@Urist@lemmy.ml avatar
Kayana ,

I don’t really like including pedestrians in there. Like sure, you can fit a bunch of people in a small area, but another point you shouldn’t ignore is the throughput over time, and pedestrians are by their nature rather slow. Obviously if you’re looking at shopping in a street lined by shops left and right, then that street becomes tailor-made for pedestrian traffic (and nothing else except perhaps bicycles). But public transport is much better suited for travelling any further distances, and that should be the main focus when deciding to ditch cars.

Urist ,
@Urist@lemmy.ml avatar

Sure! Both speed and distance matters a lot for throughput. The advantage of pedestrian traffic is that designing for it reduces the distance people have to travel and that it combines very well in conjunction with public transport, unlike cars. Also, the speed of mixed traffic is inverse correlated to the number of vehicles, hence is a special case in this regard where throughput may decrease as the volume per lane increases. The overall point however is that a single train can substitute a staggering amount of private vehicles (and who doesn’t love leaning back, listening to music and reading the news while commuting?).

Liz ,

The units are passengers per hour. If they didn’t account for speed, pedestrians would theoretically be one of the highest, since you can pack people together fairly tightly and still have them walk.

VindictiveJudge , (edited )
@VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world avatar

That reminds me of how shipping hard drives full of data is technically faster than downloading over the internet. Technically true, but almost always a poor choice in practice.

xthexder ,
@xthexder@l.sw0.com avatar

I wonder what the people/hour max is on something like a stadium entrance or hallway? I bet it’s insanely high. Definitely some safety concerns though with crushing or trampling

psud ,

If you design your cities well people live near the places which people want to visit, and pedestrian speed is fine

Lots of cities are well designed, though most that were so designed in the US got modified after cars became important

Kayana ,

That may be true for smaller cities, but in bigger cities it becomes impossible, because there just isn’t enough space to house all the people near areas of interest. Cars don’t factor in there at all. Give me a subway for the major areas, and perhaps a tram or bus system so you don’t need that many subway stations in the residential areas, and you can have car-free city centers.

captainlezbian ,

That’s why pedestrians are in there

madcaesar ,

Passenger per hour going where? If everyone is going from A to B, ok. But people need to go allover the place.

For me a 10min car ride is a 1.15h bus ride…

Urist ,
@Urist@lemmy.ml avatar

Well, no one is saying cars are worse for all purposes. If you want to take your family and dogs to a cabin in the mountains while also shopping for food along the way, it is probably going to be your best bet. Still, that is not what is pictured in the post. These are commuters that are probably moving from work to home (or vice versa), where cars really are the worst of most options. If the bus takes longer, it is probably an issue of allocation of funds for a shorter route and exclusive lanes for it.

ILikeBoobies ,

If cars were banned then the bus lines would be a lot better to compensate

But maybe you take a 10 minute train followed by a 5 minute bus in the utopia example

MonkderDritte ,

Good sign that your city invests too less/wrong in public transport.

AFC1886VCC ,

Public transport is shit where I live. If I want to go and visit my grandma, it’s a 20 minute drive, 15 on a good traffic day.

If I want to use public transport, its a 45 minute walk to the nearest train station, then a 30 minute train journey, then a 40 minute walk to grandma’s.

petrol_sniff_king ,

its a 45 minute walk to the nearest train station,

Yeah, this is a really, really, really big problem with designing society for cars. Tons of people live in suburbia, with no mixed zoning, where they’re a 2 hour walk from their nearest church, a 4 hour walk if they want a coffee; and so like you say, driving becomes their only option. It’s the only thing they can do, realistically. And if they ever lose their car somehow, uh, say hello to poverty. Good luck getting a job at that coffee shop 4 hours away.

In situations where someone who lives very far from a city is visiting someone else very far, cars probably still make some sense. In the OP picture example, though, that is a prime candidate for transit refactoring. The presence of cars there is actually hurting them.

psud ,

My town does buses better than that, but peak hour buses get stuck in traffic

So times when it’s a 20 minute drive, it’s 30 or 40 minutes by bus, when the same drive is 45 minutes in slow traffic, the bus is not a lot worse, at 1 hr

Anyway the better solution has busses only as a last mile solution, with trunks covered by rail

kungen ,

I don’t really understand, how can the bus be so much worse? I assume it’s on the same lanes as the cars? Is it that busses are forced to drive significantly slower than cars, or are you including the time to+from the bus station perhaps?

psud ,

The bus must stop at other stops, wait at an interchange for passengers, then drive in the same lanes as cars (though there are limited lanes on some major roads)

There are no dedicated lanes on the route in my example, though it also is an express bus which doesn’t stop at the interchange between where I live and the town centre. Also it is speed limited slower than the rest of traffic on the main road of the route

vzq ,

What is suburban rail, and how is it different from light rail?

MuffinHeeler ,

I don’t know what they call it where you are from but here light rail is trams. Similar to San Francisco cable cars.

xthexder ,
@xthexder@l.sw0.com avatar

I guess everything I’ve been calling light rail fits into the suburban rail category. Multiple cities I’ve lived in are adding in “light rail” tracks between major centers

psud ,

Suburban rail is heavier than trams, the London tube is suburban rail, as are Sydney trains

Iron_Lynx ,

A step heavier. For the London example, think more like the Overground, the Purple Train or Thameslink. Or the many railways radiating out.

For other examples, think systems like the LIRR in NYC, the RER in Paris or the S-bahn in most major German cities. (though the Berlin one functions more as a metro that’s just legally a train)

Iron_Lynx , (edited )

Re: legally a train
Metros and anything lighter are governed by different laws than trains. So German U-bahn is legally a tram, governed by the BOStrab, while S-bahn is legally a train, governed by the EBO

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