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SplashJackson ,

That’s understanding the mavity of the situation

SplashJackson ,

That’s the brain guy from Heroes, right?

SplashJackson ,

Chuck Berry really outdid himself on this one

Favorite obscure multiplayer game?

I just got a RG353v and a friend at work has a modded switch. We were planning on playing games at lunch and I am looking for recommendations. We are both fans of 4-5th gen and will probably play those the most. Any genre of game is fine, co op or competitive is fine too. So far we have windjammers as a go to but I want to dig...

SplashJackson ,

Just smart phones? Or can I charge my gameboy with this?

SplashJackson ,

It’s all telemetry so the advertising company that made Chrome can harvest your data for resale at bargain bin prices

SplashJackson ,

Did you know that “Sony” in Tagalog means, “big bag of dicks”?

TIL: Some cephalopods can fly… (midwest.social)

Some cephalopods are able to fly through the air for distances of up to 50 metres (160 ft). While cephalopods are not particularly aerodynamic, they achieve these impressive ranges by jet-propulsion; water continues to be expelled from the funnel while the organism is in the air. The animals spread their fins and tentacles to...

SplashJackson ,

That’s pretty cool! Who made the first one?

SplashJackson ,

What are they transmitting? Is someone playing one of the games live?

CEO of Google Says It Has No Solution for Its AI Providing Wildly Incorrect Information (futurism.com)

You know how Google’s new feature called AI Overviews is prone to spitting out wildly incorrect answers to search queries? In one instance, AI Overviews told a user to use glue on pizza to make sure the cheese won’t slide off (pssst…please don’t do this.)...

SplashJackson ,

I got a solution, stop being a lil baby and turn off the AI and go on to the next big thing. CRISPR, maybe? Not techbro enough? Make it like Crypto Crispr, only you own this little piece of DNA, and all the corporations that can read the ledger and get your biometrics

SplashJackson ,

They’re water farms, they just happen to be rectangular in shape thanks to the Seigneurial system

SplashJackson ,

Flood the plane, let the water evaporate, and you’ve got yourself some salt buddy

Now if only we could do the same with pepper, we’d be set

SplashJackson ,

It hasn’t though

SplashJackson ,

Believe in yourself, because you’re smart and can do anything you put your mind to!

SplashJackson ,

Why did they name it like a multiplayer tetris and then not even offer tetris on the platform

SplashJackson ,

It’s great, although a little unfair, and perhaps illegal in some draconian jurisdictions, to use nets while fishing

SplashJackson ,

I like the flower guns, wish I had one for my garden

SplashJackson ,

I like to benchmark the power cables and twist ties

SplashJackson ,

I hope to someday use my clout for personal gain too

SplashJackson ,

Ah, using trickery on the average Joe… as they say, politicians will be politicians

SplashJackson ,

Imagine thinking your life belongs to you, and then having to get permission to end it without suffering

SplashJackson ,

Slaps roof, you can fit so much Christina Model porn in here

SplashJackson ,

Mine decided that starting with Windows was like spitting in a baby’s eye and disabled it for everyone, now I have to remember to turn it on or write a batch file but I’d rather not because Teams is fuckered

SplashJackson ,

Fuckin finally, I been waiting years to play Quest 64 in HD!

SplashJackson ,

Can’t argue with the data!!!

Doesn’t provide any data

SplashJackson ,

We should go back to Nintendo versus Sega times, give me my Dreamcast 2 and my Virtual Boy Advance

I just finished setting up Linux Mint for an old buddy of mine on his old dog of a laptop, rendering it useful once again! (i.imgur.com)

Edit 2: to everyone suggesting an SDD: i know. Look, if this guy had enough $$$ for an SSD, he could buy a used lappy less than half the age of this one that has an ssd and 2-3x the memory....

SplashJackson ,

Does he know how to use Linux?

SplashJackson ,

That’s awesome! Good for him. You’re a good friend.

SplashJackson ,

I set up a linux laptop for my three year old. He plays Putt-Putt, Commander Keen, and Wolfenstein 3D. You’re never too old to get into computing!

Perfect Dark Reboot Is Allegedly In Bad Shape (www.gamespot.com)

I don’t think big companies know how to make a good FPS campaign anymore, let alone hone in on classic deathmatch multiplayer. The last FPS I bought was Half-Life: Alyx four years ago, and the first one to come along and interest me since then was Phantom Fury, but I’m letting that one iron out bugs for a few weeks before I...

SplashJackson ,

I’ll eat mine too, but full disclosure, I wear candy-heart string bikinis

SplashJackson ,

In this economy, you need all the fibre you can get

Best Graphic card for Linux Gaming (lemmy.wtf)

Are they some graphic card benchmark for linux environment ? From my windows experience, drivers are important, and often underestimate. My linux gaming experience is very bad, lots of my game are unstable, and others use a lot more resources than with windows. However, when I ask people, some of them have no issue at all, even...

SplashJackson ,

I like the Voodoo 2 but then again I play Quake and MDK

SplashJackson ,

I drew a blood sample once, it was a red splortch on white paper

SplashJackson ,

My Windows laptop today asked me if I wanted to upgrade to Windows 11 after I’ve already told it No, several times. So I whipped out my dick and slapped it against the screen until I blew all over it, and Bill Gates could do nothing to stop me, the little bitch

SplashJackson ,

My sense of diversity is rock hard now. Literally (figurative) diamonds

SplashJackson ,

Didn’t that game come out for like DOS? Why did they wait so long to release modding tools?

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