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Mchugho , in Public Transit my beloved 😍

I wonder how many fuck cars people will buy a car when they finally graduate and get a job and realise they want 1 hr 30 commuting every day instead of 3 hours?

Ebber ,

You are allowed hate something you own and depend on. What I find fuck cars people are about is how much cars are catered for and it’s still horrible to use in a lot of places.

shneancy ,

absolutely.

Normally I live in a, relatively speaking, new city - and everything is so bloody far away, sure some things are more centralised but plenty of things are getting built in places with no public transport connections or an easy way to walk to.

For 3 years at uni I lived in a very old town, and everything, just everything, was in the town centre, you could walk everywhere with no issues.

The difference is one place was built for people, and the other was built for cars.

cottonmon ,
@cottonmon@lemmy.world avatar

I live in a third world country and have to usually have to take taxis to get anywhere without being a sweaty mess and I’d love to the point where public transportation can get you anywhere in the metro, similar to how Hong Kong (where income taxes are pretty low as far as I know) does it.

huge_clock ,

A lot. Because our infrastructure and zoning basically demand you buy a car. That’s not the point. The point is to advocate change through local government.

Mchugho ,

What comes first the cars or the infrastructure? It’s a bit of a chicken/egg scenario. People aren’t going to lobby to inconvenience their lives whe it doesn’t make sense.

huge_clock ,

You can’t take the train before the tracks are laid down.

Go to Europe my friend. You can go from Madrid to Barcelona for $30 on a train that goes over 300 km/h.

Mchugho ,

I am in Europe.

optissima ,

Where? Have you tried going outside?

Mchugho ,

The UK. Trains are expensive as shit and terrible. Still better than the US but not viable for me right now

TheRealKuni ,

Ah, well thank neoliberal privatization for that. Thatcher and Reagan fucked their respective countries so damn hard to the benefit of their wealthy friends.

Mchugho ,

I’m all for nationalising the rails, still wouldn’t catch the train unless they built a station right outside my house that goes straight to work.

optissima ,

Oh we’re talking about developed countries but I understand the confusion.

Mchugho ,

Yes, xenophobia is an excellent debate tactic.

optissima ,

Oh I don’t hate you, I’m saying that your country has replaced development with neoliberals.

Mchugho ,

We were literally the first industrial nation. We already have infrastructure, which is why development is so expensive.

We are currently in a political situation with high speed rail. The costs are soaring and it’s nothing to do with neoliberalism, it’s because to build additional infrastructure in Britain you have to bulldoze through existing shit that is owned by people already.

Nationalising the railways did raise costs by about 1/5 in real terms, but we also have some the safest rails in Europe. They also became more reliable and investment increased 9 fold.

optissima ,

Keyword: were (past tense). Too bad it was all thrown away…

TheDankHold ,

Look up the Beecher report (hopefully I got the name right) to find out what happened to your trains. It was politicians getting bought by car manufacturers.

Montagge ,
@Montagge@kbin.social avatar

The infrastructure came first. It was specifically lobbied for to force people to buy cars.

SeaJ ,

The car industry lobbies to tear up public infrastructure, dingus.

Mchugho ,

Wow I’ve never thought of that. Your thoughts are so insightful and original, if only I was as clever as you. Just make the government do stuff.

huge_clock ,

I’m sure you’ll get there. Just keep educating yourself.

newIdentity ,

I’m in Germany. That’s how long it takes with the trains to get to my Workplace. And I still rather work from Home because I don’t have to travel 3 to 4 hours a day.

Holy shit you guys have bad infrastructure. Even worse than ours.

I also generally rather use the train despite its problems. Especially when I’m not sure if I will be drinking or taking other drugs.

Knightfox ,

Not really, the images and travel descriptions you’re reading here are the exception, not the rule. The US has great infrastructure, just not for public transportation as there isn’t enough centralized usage and the locations are far apart. It would take me 4 hours to go to work by bus, but it takes me 25 min by car.

Mirshe ,

That’s simply poor route planning, which could be solved by better bus funding, leading to more buses with more stops and more frequent trips.

Knightfox ,

I’ll direct you to another of my posts rather than having two going.

lemmy.one/comment/3795505

newIdentity ,

That sounds like it’s a vicious cycle. There isn’t any public transport so there are no people using the public transport which causes public transports to be bad, so there isn’t anybody using it

Knightfox ,

It is to a point, but when you reach that point it’s just not feasible to have public transportation. The city I work in has a light rail train, it has a robust busing system, but people also travel from 20+ different small towns around this one and at a certain point that system breaks down. If I were to take the bus I would still need a car to get to the next small town where the bus stop into the large town is.

The fact is that the most of the US isn’t designed like old world cities which were built with public transportation and foot traffic in mind.

rockerface ,

“great infrastructure, just not for public transportation” sounds to me like another way to say “shit infrastructure”

Knightfox ,

Infrastructure can apply to different things, you can have great infrastructure for cars, but not trains. You can have well maintained power lines, but poor internet connectivity. You can have a robust water utility, but a mixed storm and sewer system.

If you’re gonna point out one bad part of infrastructure and say all of it’s bad then idk what to say for you.

You can go from London to Edinburgh by car (412 miles) in 7.5 hrs or by train in 5.5 hrs.

You can go from Richmond to Charleston by car (432 miles) in 6 hours or by train in 13.25 hrs.

Mchugho ,

Why is everybody assuming I’m not European?

Gabu ,

Because you behave like a brainless, witless worm, which is much rarer in Europe

kameecoding ,

let me translate what you just asked

I wonder how many people will be forced to buy a car to be able to function in society even though they hate the idea owning a car and in any other developed nation they could go car free in an equivalent city because they have better public transport and/or bike infrastructure

Mchugho ,

Got to love how you assume I’m American.

optissima ,

Nothing there said you’re American.

Mchugho ,

“any other developed nation” was kind of implicit.

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

Because China doesn’t exist or anything. Or Russia, or Australia.

Mchugho ,

Read it back.

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

Is anyone seriously denying the U.S. is a repressive country or that it’s status as one is really relevant?

Is Australia a repressive country?

Isn’t most of the global south repressive despite the fact that they’re walkable by necessity?

Or are you just here to pick a fight because you want to live in Paris but can never afford to with your shitty McDonald’s wages?

Mchugho ,

Wtf are you talking about dude. I was just flagging up the fact that OP assumed I was American because I wasn’t immediately “fuck cars”.

I literally live in Europe and have a decent career. Move along bozo.

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

Lol sure you were, and that’s why you were talking to me and not OP 😆

I know you think asking people if they want a Royale with Cheese on a shitty burning microphone is a decent career, but it’s not. Now get me my McFlurry and don’t you dare try to pull that “the machine’s broken” crap on me. You just don’t want to clean it.

Mchugho ,

Good one 👍

TheRealKuni ,

I wonder how many fuck cars people will buy a car when they finally graduate and get a job and realise they want 1 hr 30 commuting every day instead of 3 hours?

My wife and I own two cars and live outside the most urban parts of our city. I actually love cars, especially when I get to drive a standard transmission. But we both are firmly in the FuckCars camp.

We walk, bike, and use public transit when we can, and we vote to improve the pedestrian infrastructure in our area whenever we can. We love vacationing in places with good public transit, and would live in such places if circumstances allowed.

Part of the frustration in the FuckCars community is the very thing you said in your post. Cities are built around cars, which means every other form of commuting is secondary and therefore worse than it could be. This is what we want to change. Build cities around people. Get rid of massive parking lots, dangerous stroads, etc. If people need cars to get from city to city, or outside of cities, totally fine. But they shouldn’t be necessary for day-to-day in populated areas.

Cities could be so much better, and we know this because there ARE cities that are better. It just takes effort and time.

Mchugho ,

All we need now is infinite money and to convince the entire population to give up their personal transportation. Easy enough

TheRealKuni ,

Infinite money if we want to do it immediately. Don’t be so defeatist. Changing hearts, minds, and infrastructure is not immediate.

Mchugho ,

Nah it’s typical online leftism. Good at defining problems and not so good at working up solutions that don’t just bubble down to “everyone should think like me”.

Cars are here to stay.

TheRealKuni ,

There are plenty of good solutions. Just because you’re only hearing the very valid complaints doesn’t mean solutions don’t exist. They just aren’t going to be easy or immediate. Life doesn’t work that way.

Cars are indeed here to stay. But we can make cities much better over time.

Mchugho ,

Well yeah of course. But I think what you’re not factoring in is that people will always choose the convenience of cars. People don’t just drive to and from places in the same city.

TheRealKuni ,

I believe I did mention cars as valuable for use outside of cities. I live in the US, cars are an absolute necessity outside of major population centers.

Even so, cities are better when cars are unnecessary within them. CAPABLE, but unnecessary.

Mchugho ,

London is what you lot over the pond would call a “walkable city”. Is there still a metric fuck ton of cars? Yes.

TheRealKuni ,

Yup, I’ve been there. The story is the same with Paris and NYC. I still prefer those cities over, say, Los Angeles. Cities that have made an effort to be livable without cars are better than cities that haven’t.

Mchugho ,

Well yeah of course they cater to everyone. But a lot of people around here are pro designing cities to be deliberately annoying to drive in which is just the other extreme to LA.

TheRealKuni ,

There’s a city near me (so-called, but realistically a subset of the greater metro area) which has made changes to attempt to slow down cars. Curvier roads, curbs that cut out the shoulder near intersections (which still allow for parking but make the road seem narrower, psychologically, so people subconsciously slow down), strict enforcement of speed limits, cutting four-lane roads down to two-lane with a turn lane between them and bike lanes on the sides, etc.

Arguably these changes make it “deliberately annoying to drive in,” but this area is still perfectly drivable, and is still often the fastest way to get from one place to another if they’re nearby. And yet it has made that area much more pedestrian and bike friendly. I am far more likely to see people on foot there than in other parts of the city (barring the downtown area, which is of course most densely populated and therefore full of people).

It also makes it a delight to bike through.

This is the kind of change I want to see. I want cars to share the road. (To this end, I don’t hesitate to bike in the road. If people are annoyed because I top out around 28mph with my eBike, then they should vote for more bike lanes. 😁) I don’t want cities to be places where cars are the primary mode of transit and the others are afterthoughts, I want cars to be one of many viable options. I want to see parking lots reduced in favor of housing and businesses, and centralized parking garages emphasized.

As stated previously, these aren’t going to be immediate changes. They will take time, but they’re worth working toward for better and healthier cities (and a healthier planet).

SeaJ ,

You don’t have to give up personal transportation to build public transportation. Are you high? And no, it does not take infinite money. How the fuck do you think that they’re are cities who have already implemented decent public transportation got them? They certainly did not have infinite money.

Are you always this defeatist?

rug_burn ,

Cities could be so much better, and we know this because there ARE cities that are better. It just takes effort and time.

And eminent domain, to take the land to build that infrastructure. And money. Lots and lots of money. And way more time than you think. Effectively having to level homes for miles, grade the surface and then, finally getting to build this utopian vision of public transportation, which will then need to be fed, sorry, maintained, by taxes that will shoot through the roof. Then, the displaced will need a place to stay, so enter yet more eminent domain to take more property to build vertical, because there is a finite amount of land. And this would be jn just one small to mid sized US city.

Look, I’m happy for anyone who’s happy in how they do their daily. You chose it, and it works for you. Some people don’t chose that life, and it doesn’t work for them. I respect your way of life, it should only be fair that you respect mine. I’m not driving a 3500 turbo diesel that gets 12 gallons to the mile, stomping on the gas “just because I like the sound” and throwing cheeseburger wrappers out the window.

Difference is, I’m not trying to force my way of life on others…

GissaMittJobb ,

Ah, yes. Minimizing other people’s arguments by implying they don’t have jobs.

This is a bad comment that you should probably delete.

Mchugho ,

Nope. I’m touching on the student politics that infest sites like this. Opinions that are easy to hold when your only destination is your university campus.

GissaMittJobb ,

Cool. I’ve been working for 8 years, commuting in the range of 10-15 km to my various places of work throughout that period, with the exception of the pandemic period during which I worked remotely.

Not once have I driven a car to any of my jobs. A mix of public transportation and cycling has covered all of my needs, and I wouldn’t have saved any time by opting to drive.

This invalidates this terrible comment, so let’s not keep repeating.

Mchugho ,

So because you have a job then Lemmy isn’t full of reactionary student politics? Great logic.

TheDankHold ,

The point is your generalization is disingenuously dismissive and insultingly reductive

TheBat ,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

I’m touching on the student

You’re disgusting.

See how taking things out of context works? That’s what you are doing.

Gabu ,

You’re a moron that never heard about other countries existing. It’s okay, you’ll probably learn about them when you enroll for 1st grade.

Mchugho ,

Got another one who is assuming I’m American. The sweet irony.

Discombobulated_Back ,

Hi, im 26 years old and i have the money to get a car and make enough money to Use the car. But i dont have one, i use every day the train to get to work. 5 min with bike to the trainstation 31 min with the train, 5 min on foot to my work place, 5 min back to the trainstation, 22 min back with train and 10-15 min with my bike home. With a car I would need 38 min (gmaps). I pay 49€ in month and can use bus or trai In whole Germany. With a car it would be 66km per day. The car of our family uses 6,5 L/ 100km 66km = 4,29L × 20 (workdays) =85,8L * 1,82 (price per liter fuel)= 155,61€ and that is only the fuel with out the tax for the car insurance and not the wear out and without the 2 year controll checkup. And with that I can say train is faster and cheaper for me so I don’t need a car.

Mchugho ,

Good for you mate. Shit if you want to go anywhere except work though, especially in the countryside.

TheDankHold ,

Renting is a concept that exists, just in case you were unaware.

rab ,
@rab@lemmy.ca avatar

Tried that. If you want to rent for the weekend you waste a bunch of time picking up and dropping off the vehicle. And say you are using it for camping, you have to pack all your stuff that same day then unload everything before drop off. There are also restrictions as to where you can take rentals, like gravel roads are off limits. Just some examples

Discombobulated_Back ,

Well its only a problem if its night and im drunk. A car wouldnt help except there is a not drunken driver.

rab ,
@rab@lemmy.ca avatar

Congrats for living somewhere where that’s viable

Where I live in in Canada you can’t even expect the bus to show up at all, nevermind on time

TheSaneWriter ,
@TheSaneWriter@lemmy.thesanewriter.com avatar

Of course I own a car, you need to own one to get anywhere where I live. That doesn't mean I have to support car infrastructure or be against public transit. I advocate for making public transit services more common and easier to use, and I would use public transit if my supported policies were implemented.

Mchugho ,

I’m not against public transit either. I was just wondering aloud how many are so vocally against cars due to not never really needing one anyway so far in their lives.

psud ,

I used to visit fuck cars, back when I was on Reddit. I own two cars, and I look forward to a time when I only need them to tow a trailer and/or go on holiday

cottonmon ,
@cottonmon@lemmy.world avatar

I honestly don’t get their argument. Yes, the current situation is bad and will necessitate using cars, but isn’t that the point of the post? That things could be better? That getting to the reality where cars are not as needed would be great? It’s such a strange attack against people who want better public transportation infrastructure.

ThunderWhiskers ,
@ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world avatar

Most of us aren’t arguing that a decrease in dependence on vehicles isn’t beneficial or worth the time. We’re tired of being implicitly blamed for just trying to exist in an established system. The very first words in this post are “STOP DRIVING CARS” like we have a choice or that would fix anything or that it’s our responsibility to upend how we live our life for “the cause”.

THAT is what pisses us off.

iByteABit ,

Yeah, no. I have a car and I hate driving it. I hate others having cars and driving them. I hate public transport being ignored over car infrastructure leaving them completely impractical. I hate our cities being ruined in order to work around cars, when metros are underground, and trains are overground but take way less space since they can take in way more people and transfer them way faster. I hate car accidents being one of the leading causes of death in my country. Fuck cars

Mchugho ,

A lot of hate there buddy. Just need to relax.

iByteABit ,

I’m just responding to your initial stupid take, I don’t mean ‘hate’ as in going out and breaking car windows because they’re the bane of my existence

Nalivai ,
Mchugho ,

You are massively original.

Nalivai ,

Yeah, buddy, widely used meme can perfectly answer your “well-thought out” “criticism”. Maybe it’s a comment on your position, eh?

comfy ,
@comfy@lemmy.ml avatar

I didn’t. Even when I lived an hour away from my job, it was about as fast by train as driving, and I could spend that time productively or relaxing instead of concentrating on.

If it takes twice as long without a car, that’s a problem that should be solved!

LucyLastic ,

I’m 46, the parts of my life where I haven’t needed to use a car every day have been great for my physical and mental health … now I live too far from work I use a little 125 motorbike to commute, and it’s still much nicer than having to take a car. When I am forced to take a car, the one I have is small and economical.

I didn’t start figuring this out until I was 30, maybe you need a few more years to mature enough to throw off the consumerist mindset?

ThunderWhiskers , (edited )
@ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world avatar

These people are ridiculous. They want to gaslight people who have to drive into thinking we’re bad people and when we call them out on the fact that there is no public transit infrastructure built they’re just like “well all people have to do is build the infrastructure!” Bitch where? And who? And how do we make them? And with what money? I’m so sick of hearing “you should drive a smart car because it makes sense for my DINK ass and I know what’s best”. My home is in an ocean of suburbia. They gonna just bulldoze a whole swath of homes to install a rail? They’ve been talking about installing a rail from DFW to Austin/Houston for the past 40 years and there was even room for it once upon a time. You can’t just say the magical solution is to just “build trains”. We don’t love our cars, these fuckcars people are just lunatics. As you point out the vast majority of them are almost certainly children. The rest are fortunate enough to have never experienced a place with poor public transit.

Mchugho ,

Absolutely, unfortunately those fuckers have dogpiled the shit out of me like I haven’t heard their shitty argument 100 times and as though they have something original and interesting to say. Puts you off saying anything that doesn’t exactly follow the hive mind.

southsamurai , in I have several questions, actually
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

No, you couldn’t actually ride her. The spine simply couldn’t support an adult human rider.

Track_Shovel OP ,

But could she ride me?

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass ,
@Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world avatar

Chances are good.

Enkers ,

Probably not. She looks like she weighs at least 200 lbs plus maybe another 40 lbs of armour and weapons. The average person would struggle to support that much weight for any significant duration, let alone…

Oh, I see. Yeah, probably.

TheCee ,
@TheCee@programming.dev avatar

Just try, what is the worst that could happen? Hehe-- [sound of breaking bones and rupturing organs]

https://programming.dev/pictrs/image/71e2646e-2319-456b-a260-c560f0a4e603.png

Track_Shovel OP ,

Death by snu snu was always my preference

TheCee ,
@TheCee@programming.dev avatar

That guys’ as well.

Potatos_are_not_friends , in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.

And yet mfers still go in mass to these games in countries with extreme human rights issues and throw billions of dollars at merch.

executive_chicken , in Honestly, fuck the diamond industry

Look up moissanite. It’s literally the cheaper, superior diamond. The fact that it exists just goes to show how inflated the diamond market is

PhlubbaDubba ,

Saw a story about a wedding ring where instead of a diamond the ring was jeweled with the couple’s birth stones fit together into the shape of a heart, which honestly I think is WAY better and probably WAY cheaper too.

somethingsnappy ,

As long as one the birth months isn’t April.

cucumber_sandwich ,

What are birth stones?

LogicalDrivel ,
@LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz avatar

Birthstones are like the zodiac signs of geology. Each month gets assigned a gemstone.

feedum_sneedson ,

One of which is diamond, annoyingly enough.

tigeruppercut ,

There’s some religious history to them, but in general these days people are talking about the list of stones that American jewelers came up with in the early 20th century to try to sell more shit.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birthstone?useskin=vector

fristislurper ,
@fristislurper@feddit.nl avatar

Moissanite is chemically different to diamond (SiC vs C), has a different crystal structure, and is less hard. You can also get actual lab-grown diamond, but they are quite expensive. But you probabaly won’t be able to tell the difference anyway.

hperrin ,

Usually you can tell the difference. Lab grown diamond is pure while rock grown diamond is imperfect.

But you have to look at it under a magnifying glass to tell, and know what you’re looking for.

TheActualDevil ,

But also, who cares that it’s less hard? I’m not using it for a drill bit, it’s a cosmetic piece. Literally it’s only function is visual. And moissanite is superior. All the visual markers that are used for beauty in a diamond it surpasses. And some quick googling I did to confirm that also showed me that diamond is only barely harder (“With a hardness of 9.25, moissanite is the second-hardest material used a gemstone.” a diamond is a 10.) and it turns out, less likely to break in some cases. “Moissanite doesn’t have a cleavage plane, while diamond does. (This is an internal plane along which a diamond crystal can easily split)” So if you hit a diamond in the wrong spot, it can still crack. Moissanite does not have a weak spot.

source

Chunk ,

It’s very important to me that my gemstone only has carbon. If it has silicon I’m going to get very upset. Silicon interferes with your inner flow and can have harmful ions.

  • my crystal wearing, hippy Grandma.
ImFresh3x ,

It’s like 93% as hard but has better better optical properties which is what matters.

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

A strategy that has been working well for me is “Never buy jewelry of any kind ever because it’s completely pointless.”

Sami_Uso ,

Everything can be pointless when it comes down to it. I never ever wore jewelry but when I got married we got really nice matching plain bands and now I never take it off and quite like how it looks, it’s not pointless to me.

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

There will be no rings for me. I run too many power tools for that.

Omega_Haxors ,

Don’t hang around people who demand you consume in order to get their approval. They are empty people who will not support you.

saltnotsugar , in We have come a long way

People in the 80’s: Some day an AI will take over the world.
People today: YO CHAT GPT, Write a song about hamsters robbing a bank!

saltnotsugar ,

(Verse 1) In the underground, where the tunnels run deep, There’s a crew of hamsters, they don’t get no sleep. With their tiny masks and their paws so sly, They’re plottin’ a heist, gonna reach for the sky.

(Chorus) Hamster heist, in the dead of the night, They’re rollin’ on wheels, gonna steal out of sight. Little furball bandits, ain’t no one suspect, In this phonk song, their caper’s perfect.

(Verse 2) They scoped out the bank, made a plan so cool, Hamster in the getaway car, he’s the wheelman, no fool. The vault’s their target, full of sunflower seeds, These rodents mean business, fulfillin’ their needs.

(Chorus) Hamster heist, in the dead of the night, They’re rollin’ on wheels, gonna steal out of sight. Little furball bandits, ain’t no one suspect, In this phonk song, their caper’s perfect.

(Bridge) They scurry and scamper, through vents they’ll explore, In the dark of the bank, they’re gonna score. With their pockets full of loot, they’ll make their escape, These hamster outlaws, there’s no time to wait.

(Verse 3) But the bank’s alarm starts to ring out so loud, And the security guards, they’re joinin’ the crowd. The hamsters keep movin’, they won’t back down, They’ve come too far now, they’ll own this town.

(Chorus) Hamster heist, in the dead of the night, They’re rollin’ on wheels, gonna steal out of sight. Little furball bandits, ain’t no one suspect, In this phonk song, their caper’s perfect.

(Outro) In the end, they made it away with the dough, Through tunnels and alleys, they continue to go. Those hamster bandits, the legends they’ll be, In the annals of rodent crime history.

atocci ,
@atocci@kbin.social avatar

Wow, phonk

dansity ,

For some reason I read it with that agressive shouting gangster rap voice and it was awsome. Tho chat gpt mostly pumps out mid content. Just reminds you how important is the creative factor that often lack in these generative contents.

naevaTheRat ,

I doubt that was chat gpt. It has cinsistent meter and rhyming. It was a human

name_NULL111653 ,

Chat GPT is good at rhyme and meter. That’s actually what makes it easy to tell - its poetry has too much rhyme.

WetBeardHairs ,

It also rhymes words that have similar alphabetical structure, but poor phonetic similarity.

Like suspect and perfect.

MrScottyTay ,

They do rhyme though, at least in my accent

tocopherol ,
@tocopherol@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

When ChatGPT was newer I saw a lot of posts about raps made by it, there were always this same flow. I tried to get it to make decent rhymes, but it cannot get out of the most cheesy typical rhyme scheme possible. This was 3.5, maybe 4 or other models are better. I found I could make interesting lines if I said something like “write a paragraph with as many words that rhyme with ‘taken’ as possible”, and then you could do that with a few rhymes and twist those around to make an interesting verse.

name_NULL111653 ,

If you give it a different form to follow (iambic pentameter, sonnet, etc.) it kind of works. I’ve only tested it with poetry. I’ve gotten responses technically comparable to a human, but even eliminating the “nonsense” words it throws in, it still has no artistic soul… The closest I’ve gotten to art was specifying “in the style of Edgar Allan Poe”, but it was only good because it copied a few of his poems verbatim…

tocopherol ,
@tocopherol@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

That’s true about ‘in the style of’, I did get some interesting responses when I said in the style of Allen Ginsberg, but it would just rip lines straight from him at times. As someone who enjoys creative writing I don’t see a necessarily beneficial use for AI to be extremely capable at creating poetry haha but I am interested in the mechanics of it and how it could be improved.

name_NULL111653 ,

Yeah, I’ve only ever used it for speechwriting with very, very heavy modifications to the output. If I need a really long speech I’ll feed it an entire outline, summary, etc, then have it rewrite stuff about 20 times. Then I rip the best parts from each output, join them together, and proofread, rewrite, repeat until it’s good.

Chariotwheel ,

And then people misread and thought they were in danger of voting for a gore AI.

Granixo , in A perfect fit
@Granixo@feddit.cl avatar

I don’t get it.

DuckPuppet ,

Those are the free socks you get when arriving at the funny farm.

EherVielleicht ,

Count me in and I went to therapy.

metostopholes ,
@metostopholes@lemmy.world avatar

They take away your shoes and give you grippy socks like that when you go to a mental hospital.

Stamets OP ,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Those are grippy socks. They’re often given to patients when they’re admitted to hospital. Over the past few years they’ve become synonymous with being admitted to a mental health ward.

The meme is saying that they’re afraid of being honest to their therapist because their therapist might admit them to a psych ward against their will.

Psych Ward Socks | Know Your Meme. A version of the meme I posted is even used in there as an example, funnily enough.

Eheran ,

Over the past few years they’ve become synonymous with being admitted to a mental health ward.

Never heard or seen this. Where did that get synonymous?

OurTragicUniverse ,
@OurTragicUniverse@kbin.social avatar

It's a usa thing. Their psychiatric wards apparently also provide like actual therapy and psychiatric help too, from what I've read.

I don't know what it's like elsewhere but in the UK, psychiatric wards are filthy, underfunded holding pens run by the dregs of the nhs. And you get no help, just held till they arbitrarily decide if you're 'safe to be released' or not. You don't get socks here, you get ptsd.

BarrelAgedBoredom ,

Inpatient psych wards are kind of all over the place in the US. However, as someone in the American medical field, I can confirm the grippy socks are definitely a thing.

Generally speaking, inpatient psych facilities here are also filthy, underfunded holding pens run by the dregs of the medical community. Not all, and a lot of people.over here get into medicine specifically for psych but they’re outnumbered by the burnt out shitbirds who are just collecting a paycheck. You also get no/the wrong help here and they hold you for a minimum 72 hrs or until you’re no longer “a threat to yourself/others”. It’s often traumatic and life ruining because not only aren’t you helped, you’re thrown out on the street in debt and possibly out of a job because you missed 3 days of work, making your life measurably worse at the end than it was at the beginning of your admission

urinnerchild87 ,

No idea when it picked up, but my younger sibling refers to them as “grippy sock vacations”

Granixo ,
@Granixo@feddit.cl avatar

Ooooohhh i see, thanks for clarifying :)

And yes, i would never be 100% honest to my therapist about what goes on in the back of my head. 🧠😅

TheCheddarCheese ,
@TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world avatar

bruh in my country they offer those at trampoline parks 💀

SternburgExport ,

Was about to say that I have 1.5 pairs at home

Polar ,

Same in Canada. They also glow under black light, because the entire park goes dark on certain days and hours

victron ,
@victron@programming.dev avatar

Lmao yeah, they mean I have to take my kids to one of those

Squirrel ,
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

They do that in the US, too.

30p87 ,

I didn’t know, we just had to bring our own socks and crocs. Was funnier that way tho, one kid had mouse shoes larger than his legs.

ColeSloth , in Got a light? Why, yes, I do

That’s why I carry a pocket knife. I don’t stab people, but I have it in case someone else would like to.

Darkenfolk ,

We need more upstanding citizens like you in this world.

It’s so embarrassing if you threaten someone at knife point, did the whole “your wallet or your life” spiel and then figure out that you actually don’t have your knife with you.

Zehzin , in International game of 'Food Telephone'
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

French is actually the language of the fries.

lugal ,

Curious, so why is it I never heard them talk in French?

Sept ,

You don’t listen.

sverit ,

Bonjour

lugal ,

Que tal?

MystikIncarnate ,

Well, have you given them any reason to want to talk to you? Or are you just murdering them all slowly with your mastication?

See, if you just sat there and killed a large stack of my friends and countrymen, I wouldn’t want to talk to you either.

I’m not telling you anything you murderer!

lugal ,

I’m not telling you anything you murderer!

You wrote a whole comment. Checkmate liberal

MystikIncarnate ,

You sure got me!

Pistcow , in Lies, deception

There is a labor shortage for unskilled labor (I hate that term). They want cheap labor, and those folks are not destroying their bodies for minimum wage. Good for them.

circuitfarmer ,
@circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Businesses have a solution to such a shortage. I think it has to do with paying people more? Idk, been a while since I’ve seen anything like that.

Pistcow ,

They have begun to pay them more, but front-line management has an expectation that they need to produce more than what they were being paid for. Wages are stagnant for a decade and finally get a cost of living adjustment, but they want to work them like dogs.

circuitfarmer ,
@circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Yeah. It’s all behind on the wage side but the business side isn’t seeing it that way. They think they’re owed something extra for the increase, while in reality they have failed to keep pace and should expect less and less because of that (including a labor shortage).

Pistcow ,

It’s almost like you read my comment.

z3rOR0ne , in A moment of appreciation for a man who is undoubtedly the world's most successful promoter of Lemmy and the fediverse

Fuck Musk, Spez, and Zuck, and throw in Gates and Bezos while you’re at it. Each of them has made their own personal empires of shit.

GreyEyedGhost ,

You can’t mention those and not mention Larry Ellison. If it weren’t for him, OpenOffice wouldn’t have forked.

mindbleach ,

Mentioning Larry Ellison by name feels redundant. Like saying Earth is part of our solar system.

jackpot ,
@jackpot@lemmy.ml avatar

wait explain im confused

orphiebaby ,

Yes, I would also like to know about this Larry Ellison.

NoisyFlake ,

The link doesn’t load. What did Gates do that you‘d put him in the same category as the rest?

ulkesh ,
@ulkesh@beehaw.org avatar

He is notorious for Microsoft’s anti-competitive practices in the 1990s. But, I wouldn’t put him in that company today. His philanthropy since leaving Microsoft is no joke.

z3rOR0ne ,

Gates continued his bullshit well into his philanthrophy days.

And it looks like that the invidious instance that served my original post’s link is temprarily down. So here’s another link.

MrMobius , in Want some so bad but not willing to trade organs for it

Delivery guy here! Don’t forget that the driver only gets $5 out of those $30. So fuck uber. And I take my bike when I want to eat, obviously.

uis ,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Usually it’s 3$ of those 30$

szczuroarturo ,

Wait is it only delivery or delivery plus food in those 30 dolars?

uis ,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Uber Eats fee to deliver my food

snowraven , in FOSS/Selfhosted FTW!

WhY sHoUld i cAre I hAVe notHing To hiDe AnYWay!!!

xusontha OP ,

Just keep all your data in a public repository, then you don’t have to worry about it!

ProvokedGamer ,
@ProvokedGamer@lemmy.ca avatar

Yep, heard the same argument were made by governments in the past, but people fought back against it (might be misremembering though so take this with a grain of salt).

ultra ,

Then why do you close the bathroom door?

Slotos , in It'll hopefully be a keyboard and mouse for me

I’m not afraid of retirement, I’m afraid of needing to work on the day of my funeral.

Kushia OP ,
@Kushia@lemmy.ml avatar

You and me both.

My mother is already kinda facing that and I feel like it’s almost treason for politicians to keep extending the retirement age on all of us.

dontcarebear ,

Age of retirement is so damn high I wonder if I’ll actually get there or if I’m saving money for my survivors.

Mothra , in Tell him he's dreaming
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

That’s a really good price for shipping I must say

Kushia OP ,
@Kushia@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s pretty decent considering the weight yeah.

candyman337 ,

They just fly it to your house

Steamymoomilk ,

They fly into your house 301957835245211

candyman337 ,

And then they lose it 😎👉👉

eldain , in Unpopular Opinion

Here is a list of the volunteers of Linux 6.1: lwn.net/Articles/915435/

Huawai is the biggest contributor, followed by intel, google, amd… Most volunteers are all on a payroll. Companies working together on an industry standard is still noble, though.

doctorcrimson ,

Everytime I go to post a minor correction comment, somebody else like you made a much better version of the same comment. This place is way better than Reddit.

eldain ,

Thanks, this place is full of dreamers and sometimes it feels violent to bring realism and nuance into their wonderous worldview. I’m happy my comment got upvotes, the first readers can downvote you to drown at the bottom of a comment thread. Good to have multiple voices like ours here.

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