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stebo02 , in Priorities!
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good one but I’m using sync and my money isn’t going anywhere

1rre , in "I have 3 kids and no money... Why can't I have no kids and 3 money?"

Sounds like you haven’t invented Europe yet, even if you spring for a non-Eastern vareity it does make the price of dino juice, houses and cigarettes increase

Medicine

£110/year or so for unlimited medicine prescribed by a doctor

Health insurance

Who needs it

College

Usually free or at least heavily subsidised (even in places like the UK where you’re paying £10k/year the government also plays about £5k-40k towards it depending on what course etc.)

DONTBANTHISACCOUNT , in I am famous round these here parts

LoL... Too true!!

Darth_Vader__ , in So happy this is something we left behind (mostly)
@Darth_Vader__@lemmy.world avatar

THIS

Cinnamon3431 ,

underrated comment

Rumo ,
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Based

Bierbock ,
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Second that

Darth_Vader__ ,
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Third that

SpaceNoodle , in I've been bamboozled, and quite possibly.....hogwashed

Not hot grapes?

occhionaut ,

ah, we prepared for people like you

lifts microwave from under table

foggy ,

Microwaving grapes creates plasma.

PeWu ,

INFINITE POWER!

BanMeAgainIWontStop , in Teachers don't understand

If you can’t hold your pee for a few minutes you should go see a doctor. It’s really not the end of the world finishing up your shift so you dint need to find someone to cover.

sounddrill ,

“A few minutes”

1hr class starts

Diabolo96 ,

We had a 15 minutes break every 2 hours. Didn’t have time to take a leak before going to school ? You’ll have to wait for 2 hours. During the break, every kid that smoked went there and they’d wait turns to take a stall to smoke because it was an open bathroom.

BanMeAgainIWontStop ,

Oh God the slavers made me wait a whole hour.

Darth_Vader__ , in This is lemmy or something
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charlie 10. We’re in.

gbuub , in So happy this is something we left behind (mostly)

A thousand times this

TheCheddarCheese , in I am famous round these here parts
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Thanks for the donation, mr. BiggerAnimeTiddies!

chemicalprophet , in Build up to the greatest hits

I last too long for most normally. I’ve even faked orgasms. I wish i was orgasmic as these MFs

bennypr0fane ,

It means you have trust issues and jump into bed with people too soon. That makes it a stressful situation where you can’t let go and focus on feeling good.

DadVolante ,
@DadVolante@sh.itjust.works avatar

Oooooooor they’re making it up.

ArcaneSlime ,

Oooorrr they’re on medication that affects it like some SSRIs or opiates.

Foofighter ,

Ooooor porn addiction

troglodytis ,

Oooorrrrr individuals are individual.

lesnout27 ,

Oooorrr another reason.

bennypr0fane ,

Oooor another completely different one! I know I definitely made mine up

MasterNerd ,
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Make sure you get down safely after jumping to that conclusion

ubermeisters ,
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I see you’re playing George Costanza’s favorite weeknight game: Jump to Conclusions

PissinSelfNdriveway ,

Ok Dr Phil.

Noodlez ,

I’ve never faked an orgasm, but I’ve def been there. It’s rough. They always say “Oh man men don’t last long enough” but when they last longer than you…

chemicalprophet , in Mental health meter

What’s a ‘trash can’?

darcy ,
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Brain

1rre , in So happy this is something we left behind (mostly)

Based? Based on what?

Sotuanduso ,

Based on the golden ratio.

VikingHippie , in Can't get cancer if you don't have a throat

Life: it has a 100% mortality rate

Colour_me_triggered , in So happy this is something we left behind (mostly)

This meme gets a 3/7 (5/7 with rice).

andrr_464 , in So happy this is something we left behind (mostly)

NTA, marry the shit

larvyde ,

facebook up, delete the gym, hit your lawyer

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