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velox_vulnus , in Apple

Honestly, I also don’t like Android. But well, Linux phones are still lagging behind, which is a shame, or else I would have gone for one.

JusticeForPorygon ,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

Isn’t android built off Linux?

tsugu OP ,
@tsugu@slrpnk.net avatar

It technically is, but “Linux” in Android’s case is meant as the kernel.

pixelscript ,

In a rather unorthodox way, yes.

Android is one of those rare examples of a Linux kernel not being paired with GNU tools. I believe Android wrote their own versions of all the tools they wanted.

The kernel is also extremely locked down by default. They very intentionally designed the OS in such a way that every facet of the kernel is kept abstracted away from you. It’s about as black-boxed as you can get, to the point where the fact that it’s Linux underneath is almost meaningless.

xor ,

iOS is a unix-like operating system too (but doesn’t use the linux kernel… also, linux isn’t really an operating system, it’s a kernel

sverit ,

And MacOS is BSD :)

TropicalDingdong , in It hasn't turned a profit in 20 years, it should be a terrible business model, but they are probably going to be bought by the big tech companies to train LLM's.

Hey kids, you wanna hold some bags for me?

-Spez

badcommandorfilename ,

Hmmm… these r/WallStreetBets types seem irresponsible with their money…

TropicalDingdong ,

I mean, I’m gonna light up on puts once they become available. Just for old times sake.

Steve ,

Same

Viking_Hippie , in Let's see them Lemmy.

Here’s my girls Charlotte and Emily, sisters from the same litter. Charlotte was all up in my grill because I was eating chicken and Emily was spawn camping while I was heating said chicken in the oven 😄

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6f22d593-272d-4edc-82d5-1b0c45705c0e.jpeg

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ec3494c2-784e-4214-b3b5-258875f737ef.jpeg

As a bonus, here’s my mom’s dog Walther who I have the privilege of dogsitting every week https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/4983ddb9-08ba-4d70-a6e0-557c7b619ecd.jpeg

rockerface ,

Emily is such a gamer she’s got a built in headset!

Viking_Hippie ,

She’s a rogue at times for sure 😁

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Walther is the BEST name for a dog.

originalucifer , in Let's see them Lemmy.
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THE_MASTERMIND ,
@THE_MASTERMIND@lemmy.today avatar

Where is the moist old sweaty cat ?

originalucifer ,
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

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THE_MASTERMIND ,
@THE_MASTERMIND@lemmy.today avatar

Sweaty too ? (Also do you put cat sweat on yourself ?)

originalucifer ,
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

technically the catsweat thing is a running gag from the old Bloom County cartoon strip. cats dont actually sweat (maybe a bit through their paws), but realistically, no sweat.

Bloom County ran an arc where they extracted cat sweat and sold it as a remarkably effective 'hair growth tonic'.... until it later had the opposite effect and everyone who used it went bald

the word 'moist' just makes people uncomfortable, so of course thats what you name a social media server.

THE_MASTERMIND ,
@THE_MASTERMIND@lemmy.today avatar

Neet it is kbin though right ?

originalucifer ,
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

close, using mbin. the fork seemed like a more reliable/continual development process.

THE_MASTERMIND ,
@THE_MASTERMIND@lemmy.today avatar

If i may ask why not lemmy?

originalucifer ,
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

i went surfing for server applications about 8 months ago in an effort to replace my reddit addiction.

lemmy had 2 marks against it:
a. its fugly
b. does not interact with 50% of the fediverse... it cant use the 'microblog/twitter' side of the fediverse.

kbin at the time was one of the few products attempting both the Threaded forums, and Microblog posting, so i jumped in to that. a short time later kbin was forked for.. development conflict reasons. i went with mbin.

so i now have a fairly scalable, reliable reddit replacement where i can doomscroll all day and see nonsense tweets from george takei.

im hoping to provide the same for other reddit refugees

THE_MASTERMIND ,
@THE_MASTERMIND@lemmy.today avatar

I don’t think they have any android apps yet do they ? I think even kbin does’nt have any .

originalucifer ,
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

this is where my age is going to show...

im not an 'app' person, so i have no idea. i do know there were several in active development, but i just have not cared.

firefox on my phone seems to do exactly what i need to with regards to mbin (or reddit even), so i have never, ever understood the need for a site-specific app.

i kinda thought thats why we spent 20 years making 'reflexive' websites designed to be scalable to different sized screens

THE_MASTERMIND ,
@THE_MASTERMIND@lemmy.today avatar

Its just conveniant to use apps and when lemmy apps just take little to no space and can switch between account, have better UI, faster reflex as in backing clicking without needing to load it etc etc its just better to use it atleast in my opinion and some websites are not properly made for phones . But if it works for you no problem

originalucifer ,
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

i think my basic use of the sites negates the need for any app. i dont 'do' a lot. i could see maybe if i performed a ton of actions, or as you mentioned, using any alts.

ive never had/needed alt accounts so, also that is also somewhat foreign to me.

THE_MASTERMIND ,
@THE_MASTERMIND@lemmy.today avatar

I don’t have alts anywhere except lemmy because it is kinda needed here because some instances block others and all

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

The shirt!

wuphysics87 , in Paying for free software

We should stop using memes of a hateful and abusive douche

pingveno ,

With how few pixels left of his face this has, is it really still of this douche?

Godnroc ,

Why?

And I do mean that honestly, it’s not like he’s empowered by people making memes of him. He receives no benefit, there is no gain. If I used Hitler in a meme because he made a funny face, that isn’t an endorsement of his actions or beliefs, sometimes a meme is just a meme.

heavy ,

I know you weren’t asking me, but to chime in, it’s safer to say that the circumstances of memeing are actually way more complex than we give credit. I’d argue that it’s rarely the case that a meme is just a meme. Situations where an event or a person becomes a meme can be totally misinterpreted, reinterpreted or otherwise change from reality. Memes are used tools, many times as propaganda, and who is in a meme possibly, does have an effect. Memeing is actually a big complex part of the human experience! Especially since proliferation of the internet.

Anyway, it’s interesting to think about.

Twitches ,

Just curious, who is this guy, sounds like you knew about the original picture? I’ve been curious

chocosoldier ,

steven crowder, a far-right talking head who moves in the same circles as Ben Shapiro, Jordan Peterson, etc. if rush limbaugh was vader then crowder is kylo ren.

Twitches ,

That is a great description, okay fuck that guy. Thank you

INHALE_VEGETABLES ,

He also abused his wife a bit.

0ops ,

That video was hard to watch

captain_oni ,

Do you mean: failed comedian, and wife abuser Steven Crowder? That Steven Crowder?

puchaczyk , in Key to success (Bill gates hates this trick)
email , in No doubt. Wanna fight me?

Water is very dangerous because 100% people that tried it, died

Scubus ,

Not only that, but 100% of murder victims were found to have infested it within a week of their death

turbowafflz ,

I think you mean ingested, but I will admit infested is much funnier

Scubus ,

LMAO yeah I’m keeping it

eatham ,
@eatham@aussie.zone avatar

Water is very dangerous because 100% people that have had it will die.

KingThrillgore ,
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

100% of people who don’t also die

sag OP ,

Yep but I am addicted to it

DiscordMod1999 ,
spicytuna62 ,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

If I go more than a few days without it, I will literally die.

confused_code_monkey ,

Actually about 7% of those that have tried it are still alive and well! 😀 (Our current global population represents about 7% of all humans that have ever lived)

spicytuna62 ,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

I feel like that number is slowly creeping toward 0%. Maybe it’ll take a billion years, but I bet it’ll get there.

stebo02 ,
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if we never get to expand beyond earth or are exterminated then yes but without any of those limiting factors the percentage would probably stay the same because exponential growth

EyIchFragDochNur ,

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  • stebo02 ,
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    Read my comment again. I said “without any limiting factors”. What you are describing are limiting factors.

    Doggystyle_roaches ,

    No wonder Kojima only drinks movies

    iAvicenna ,
    @iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

    it has been shown in the lab that too much dihydrogen monoxide causes suffocation and it is one of the primary requirements of cancer cells to survive

    jas0n , in The "Left"

    Joe Biden is running an international money laundering operation with Ukraine right under our noses.

    Joe Biden is senile and doesn’t know where he is or put together complete sentences.

    Well… which one is it?

    DriftinGrifter ,

    Am high functioning sleep deprived this is basically what my life feels like

    cuerdo ,

    You should join a therapy club

    jaybone ,

    First read this as therapy cult.

    Am also sleep deprived.

    nomous ,

    A therapy cult sounds exhausting.

    Gullible ,

    Is that really how you feel? pamphlet

    CallumWells ,

    The first rule of therapy club is that you talk about therapy club.

    American_Communist22 ,
    @American_Communist22@lemmygrad.ml avatar

    both actually

    cooopsspace ,

    Joe could literally kick puppies and still won’t be half as much of an evil fascist dick as Trump.

    PeriodicallyPedantic , in Its a rhombus folks

    Flat earthers ain’t never touched a globe out here like “yeah, Greenland is about the same size as the continental united states and most of northern Africa”

    balancedchaos , in They are too expensive and gimicky either way

    I bought an “analog” washing machine (I can’t believe I just wrote that) because of simplicity. The more complicated something is, the more difficult it is to repair, and the more potential points of failure there are.

    Rhaedas ,
    @Rhaedas@kbin.social avatar

    Buy a used older model if you need a machine. Because it's cheaper, because it is more basic in its components, because those parts are probably cheaper to buy and replace yourself if need be, and mainly because someone is selling it at its age because it STILL works. Anything tied to a circuit board with a processor is a time bomb.

    Eheran ,

    You will not get a washing machine without processor, let alone PCB. Processors also hardly ever fail. It is stuff like the voltage conversion which powers the logic side, the actual power switches for the motor, capacitors or simply stuff that corrodes.

    octobob ,

    Does an old school washer dryer that runs off timer relays / knobs / push buttons really have a CPU? I ask because that’s how mine is and I haven’t had to look at the controls but they seem dead simple to me. I get there’s different cycles but some simple ladder logic should be able to handle that, no? Half the world runs on simple machines like that.

    CADmonkey ,

    Does an old school washer dryer that runs off timer relays / knobs / push buttons really have a CPU?

    Nope, it’s just a timer-drive. cam triggering switches. The physical cam IS the CPU.

    We have reached a point in time where there are adults who think everything that runs through multiple steps must have a microcontroller, because only really really old machines* do without.

    *For the most part. I bought a brand new whirlpool dryer late last year, and it has a mechanical timer in it.

    balancedchaos ,

    Mine has analog dials. I consulted several “buy it for life” communities before I purchased. Anything to cut down on unnecessary complications.

    anytimesoon ,

    Are there any of these communities you could recommend?

    balancedchaos ,

    The main one that has served me most well is over on reddit. /r/buyitforlife

    marx2k ,

    What is it

    balancedchaos ,
    marx2k ,

    Thanks. I have an LG washer and dryer, electric. They seem to work great now but I can’t see them working well for years. It’s been about 3 years now. My oven is maytag and we love it. Def. Keeping this in mind.

    Throwdownyourgrandma ,

    A newer machine however is a lot more efficient when looking at your energy and water bill.

    Switching from an older to a newer machine made quite a difference on my monthly bills.

    CADmonkey ,

    Having a newer machine cost me slightly less money on utilities, and considerably more in washing machine parts.

    Throwdownyourgrandma ,

    For me the savings on the electrical bill will be more than what I spent on the machine before the warranty is over.

    CADmonkey ,

    Doubt.

    My electric bill changed by less than $2 per month when I installed an “inefficient” washing machine. It was so little that I’m not sure the washer was the cause. That’s $72 over a period of three years. The machine it replaced was just out of warranty and needed a $200 drain pump.

    Throwdownyourgrandma ,

    I suspect the diffence here is what we pay for electricity. It is quite expensive in Europe. I pay around 0,35 euro per 1 kWh.

    Meowoem ,

    Yeah but washing machines either use a really simple micro controller or a whole load of really complex voltage based logic and control board electronics that even the guy who designed it couldn’t fix without a lot of writing notes and doing maths.

    There’s more to go wrong on an old washing machine and each control board was unique to the machine so tracking down a replacement is hard - a nice simple raspberry pi Pico you can flash over WiFi would make it so easy to switch out one heater for another without too much thought about impedance or upgrade the turbidity sensor without desoldering resistors.

    Plus it gives you infinite control over the program cycles allowing you to update up the best wash method for your detergent and lifestyle.

    Of course you can only do that with an open source one. I think it’s coming, year of the open source desktop kitchen work surface coming soon.

    CADmonkey ,

    There’s more to go wrong on an old washing machine and each control board was unique to the machine

    What? Old washing machines just use switches and a cam that’s on a timer. Anyone who can read a basic schematic can figure out what is wrong with one.

    Meowoem ,

    That’s not really true though, the electronics is pretty complex and requires significant work to use different components - I’m sitting next to a pile of dissembled washing machines so i could talk you through a few of the complexities involved in reworking those if you like

    CADmonkey ,

    There are washing machines without anything more complex than a switch in them. If you really had a “pile of disassembled washing machines” you’d know that.

    Meowoem ,

    Nothing to control the motor, nothing to control the heater, nothing to do timing or turn on and off water in and out?

    Even a really shitty one has door lock sensor, temperature sensor, turbidity sensor…

    Which means logic gates and transformers and things to shift voltages or control power flow.

    That’s before you even get into the logic of controlled programs or advanced features like weight based energy saving.

    A micro controller connected to a few relays and sensors could replace all the complex stuff and it’d cost far less, plus it could tell you which sensor is out. Plus it allows you to do otherwise very complex things like reprogram the current job while it’s running or to sync with other devices to limit max power load.

    Candelestine , in Skeletor wants you to be safe after the election

    Extraordinarily unlikely, except in the fantasies of some Russians. If Trump wins, we wouldn’t get violent until he actually tried to suspend the Constitution, that would be the most likely instigating event. Not people voting for him and him winning, sadly, fair and square by the laws of our land.

    The die-hard Trump supporters are too few in number to do anything if Biden wins. Civil war-wise anyway, they could probably manage a bunch of terrorist attacks if they were angry enough.

    MrJameGumb ,
    @MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

    He lost the popular vote in his first election and it was just decided that he would get to play President anyway. I don’t know how much any of these people are going to care about what the voters want this time around…

    qwertyqwertyqwerty ,

    Right, but he won the electoral vote, the only one that actually (and frustratingly), counts.

    MrJameGumb ,
    @MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

    “won” may not be the best term for what he did with the electoral vote… I’d say he probably bought the electoral vote

    Euphorazine ,

    Yeah, if we could not be 2016 election deniers, that be great.

    Electoral college won’t change until Dems flip states like Texas or something to where the presidential seat is guaranteed every year.

    If the DNC didn’t want Trump to win, they shouldn’t have put up Hillary. If the repubs didn’t want Biden to win, they shouldn’t have put up Trump.

    Sadly, I think the DNC made a mistake in not setting up a replacement for Biden and letting him try for two terms.

    MrJameGumb ,
    @MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

    2016 election deniers

    He literally lost the election. Less US citizens voted for him and he lost, that’s not denial that’s what happened. The electoral college just decided the votes of the American public weren’t important enough to uphold because of “reasons” that I have yet to hear an explanation for

    AnonTwo , (edited )

    He barely lost the popular vote, and in the end the electoral college decides. It's complete denial to act like it was a landslide. Even if you agree the electoral college is problematic it was a bad election.

    If you don't want to think about the electoral college, the popular vote has to be a landslide, not what it was in 2016.

    You can even look it up and this isn't even the first time this has happened. it's the 4th time. It doesn't even get the most blatant discrepancy

    MrJameGumb ,
    @MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

    So votes don’t matter and we should all just stop bothering and accept whatever happens to us? Seems like a pretty bleak outlook…

    AnonTwo , (edited )

    Votes matter but you also have a system in place, and if you're necking the 50/50 vote point expect that system to matter. Going to lala land and imagining a system that isn't how your system actually works doesn't fix anything.

    Get more people to vote
    Discourage 3rd party bait picks that will never get elected because they don't even have a local/state/anything presence
    As an added bonus, you'd probably need to get people more interested in house/senate elections if you actually wanted to do anything about the electoral college. Cause it's not being changed at the presidential level.

    Anticorp ,

    You should definitely take the time to learn how the election actually works in the United States. Nothing illegal or unprecedented happened. The electoral college decides who wins the election, and their allocation is determined by the number of citizen votes in each state. Each state has a different number of delegates, so picking up wins in key states with a lot of delegates is important. Key states can win you the election, even if you lose the popular vote, as it did for trump. We don’t live in a direct democracy, we live in a representative democracy, aka a republic.

    Required reading for you

    Kidplayer_666 ,

    And the way that the electoral college was made is very much reasonable if you consider the history of the United States. When you realise that in the beginning, the US was very much like the EU is now, a loose federation of states, the structures that are in place make a lot of sense. The problem is that the US now views itself like a single unified nation instead of a federation of states, and those structures stopped making sense.

    Anticorp ,

    I was just thinking a few days ago about how we have always been a unified country during my life, but how it feels more like each State is its own little country lately. Especially with States like Texas and Florida moving hard in one direction, and States like California moving hard in the other. The confederation of States doesn’t seem like a workable solution now though, because the federal government has amassed so much power. It would be sad to see us split apart too, after having been something fairly great for a long time. IDK if they still teach the Articles of Confederation in school anymore, but reading those really allowed me to understand our country’s structure a lot better.

    PlasterAnalyst ,

    There actually were quite a few issues in 2016 that legitimately could have caused him to win.

    Anticorp ,

    and it was just decided that he would get to play President anyway

    Yes, that’s how elections work in the USA. You don’t win by popular vote, you win by getting the most state delegates across all 50 states.

    pinkdrunkenelephants OP ,

    …And by then, it’d be too late.

    People need to organize now, not just to prep for violence but to ensure there’s some kind of social safety net to fall back on when shit hits the fan.

    ArugulaZ ,

    Good, the kill-billies can take a ride on the electric chair.

    CrazyEddie041 ,
    @CrazyEddie041@kbin.social avatar

    Remember when people were taking pot shots at power stations a couple years ago? We'll probably have more stupid shit like that.

    jubilationtcornpone ,

    For your local power utility in Rural America, that’s just your average Wednesday. Somebody gets mad about something and shoots out a couple transformers or yard lights. I’ve even seen someone actually hit and sever the line once, which is actually pretty impressive considering how small it is. Morons with guns.

    jarredpickles87 ,
    @jarredpickles87@lemmy.world avatar

    We had a guy throw spoiled meat all over the breakers one time. He was mad at us that the power went out and his food in his freezer all defrosted and went bad. He has a substation right behind his house, so he went to town. Real cool dude.

    match ,
    @match@pawb.social avatar

    What if I’m any sort of minority and/or female

    Anticorp ,

    What does that have to do with anything said in the comment you’re replying to?

    Andrew15_5 ,
    @Andrew15_5@mander.xyz avatar

    I’m thankful that you’ve said “some Russians”.

    ExLisper ,

    The die-hard Trump supporters are too few in number to do anything

    That’s not how civil war happens. What would happen is that elections results would be put in question (for example some states would challenge the results and there would be disagreement among legal experts as to what to do next), both candidates would start issuing orders and different parts of the military would start obeying different candidates. You weren’t that far away from this last time. Fortunately for you the military chain of command wasn’t compromised but the government was absolutely ready to abandon the democratic process and split. All that was needed was for Pence to commit to the plan.

    Candelestine ,

    Civil wars can happen in a lot of different ways, it’s any set of circumstances that leads large swaths of a country to fight other large swaths of it.

    ExLisper ,

    Sure, what I’m saying is that just because Trump supporters wouldn’t be able to fight the military it doesn’t mean that there will be no civil war.

    Candelestine ,

    Ah, I see. Yeah, that’s true.

    OpenStars , in How was this a feel good story?!
    @OpenStars@kbin.social avatar

    Teaching true facts about the world - that some people will never truly love you, only what you can do for them - since 1939.

    Feirdro ,

    Galileo has entered the chat.

    jackpot ,
    @jackpot@lemmy.ml avatar

    whats the 1939 about?

    OpenStars ,
    @OpenStars@kbin.social avatar

    First and most especially the single most important factor: b/c I thought it sounded cool. 😎

    Second, I googled "what does Zaddy mean" - oh wait that was earlier in the day, cough, I mean I googled "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer", found that it was first aired in 1939, and so put that.

    Third, it is a popular meme format.

    But mostly b/c it sounded cool (yet is accurate).

    jubilationtcornpone ,

    The year that Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer was created.

    Cicraft ,
    dudinax , in Score

    And if the two highest paid public servants in your state are the University football coach and the State football coach, what sort of government is it?

    RickyRigatoni ,
    @RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

    Ball is government. Ball is life.

    nonfuinoncuro ,

    What happened to Shrek? Does he play ball?

    WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

    Egg, not ball. Balls are round.

    RickyRigatoni ,
    @RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

    eggs are malformed balls

    Alexstarfire ,

    Ohh, I’ve got to go see the doctor.

    ivanafterall , in something's wrong, I can feel it
    @ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

    "Oh, shit, why do I feel rested!?"

    blanketswithsmallpox ,

    Oh, that’s right, I got on medication half a decade ago now.

    It’s like reverse nightmares lol.

    radioactiveradio , in Not such a conspiracy theory now

    Get ready for mental health DLC patches or micro transactions.

    OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe ,

    Subscription services*

    Viking_Hippie ,

    “Your subscription to arm control has expired. Please wiggle your eyebrows in a lewdly suggestive manner to pay subscription fee plus $69 lateness surcharge and a $420 because we can addendum”

    sacredbirdman ,

    And if you don't pay, the Repo Men will come after you..

    Quexotic ,

    This was a musical, I think.

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