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bentropy , in OMG

Oh no! People socializing in public, better grab a gun.

Is it really so bad? Are you really that bitter and fed up? Don’t you want somebody to love, you better find somebody to love.

520 ,

It's fine to meet people and talk in stores. I do get OP's annoyance in some people's lack of spatial awareness though, that they might be blocking access to something people wanna buy or even blocking the entire fucking aisle. Usually a polite 'excuse me' does the trick but some people actively pick a fight upon hearing that phrase.

DudePluto ,

Usually a polite ‘excuse me’ does the trick but some people actively pick a fight upon hearing that phrase.

Win-win situation. Either they step aside and apologize (only ever had this one happen), or they get rude and I get to unload all my pent up rage on some unsuspecting civilian without feeling bad about it. Like free therapy

520 ,

Yeah, except real life isn't r/iamverybadass. There is ALWAYS a consequence to doing damage to someone.

DudePluto ,

It was a joke dude

520 ,

That much wasn't as obvious as you thought it was. Poe's law is very much a thing.

PissinSelfNdriveway ,

Yes it is. Get the fuck out of the isle and talk. I shouldn’t be held up because you Wana tell someone else about your boring ass kids.

bentropy ,

Walk around if you’re to shy to speak up, you socially handicapped looser. How can you live a single happy day if that’s already enough to ruin one for you?

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  • VoxAdActa ,
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    a handful of times at most

    You must have Shaq's hands, because I've experienced this literally every time I've gone to a grocery store throughout my entire adult life.

    Get the fuck out of the way or someone less hinged than I am is going to move you.

    PissinSelfNdriveway ,

    This happens every single time I go to my local Walmart.

    hoodatninja ,
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    every one I've been to has like 10ft wide aisles lol

    ShustOne ,

    “Excuse me I just need to get by” has worked for me every time and also usually makes them realize they can move to one side and keep chatting.

    PissinSelfNdriveway ,

    Or people could not be unaware jackasses and not stand in the fucking isle blocking other people. You think that would be a pretty simple concept but you people sure don’t seem to understand it

    Duamerthrax ,

    Who the fuck is talking about guns? This is just about people who can’t be bother to step to the side while having a discussion with their friends. I don’t care if you want to have a 20 minute chat in the isle at the super market, but be aware of your surroundings, don’t block the traffic and move to the side if you’re in front of something that another shopper needs.

    bentropy ,

    They absolutely can, you just have to say something like “sorry” or similar.

    sennalonso1981 , in Priorities!

    Voyager for the win

    GingeyBook , in If lemmy was a drug what would it be?

    I hate these “only a small amount of people will understand” posts

    funkajunk ,
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    Same. How are some people so unaware of just how “average” they are?

    nonearther ,

    That small percentage? 99

    stu ,
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    This is a good “I am Very Smart” candidate which surprisingly doesn’t seem to have an active community here on Lemmy yet…and I might be just fine with that now that I think about it. It seemed like half the posts there on Reddit either were mean spirited, called out the wrong side in an argument, or were actually smart.

    bitsplease ,

    Yeah I don’t think anything of value is lost if we don’t recreate all they bully subreddits.

    They’re unhealthy for their subjects, of course, because imagine seeing a post you made when you were younger on one of those subs and reading all the comments about how terrible a person you are

    But they’re also unhealthy for the subscribers and readers - rage scrolling will fuck you up

    Sharkwellington ,

    Yeah I don’t think anything of value is lost if we don’t recreate all they bully subreddits.

    Hard agree. They attract people who like feeling superior to others. You can imagine where things will inevitably lead when you put a bunch of them in the same place.

    That aside it just reeks of trashy.

    kn0wmad1c ,
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    “Only a small percent of people will understand this obvious metaphor.”

    captainlezbian ,

    “Very few people understand simple and obvious metaphors using common things”

    queermunist , in If lemmy was a drug what would it be?
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    Methadone

    mrmacduggan , in OMG

    This is a pretty bitter and antisocial meme. God forbid that people enjoy a normal social life and live in a community where they have the opportunity to encounter people they care about and connect with them. Do you really prefer an impersonal and anonymous public life?

    hydrospanner ,

    I think it’s more the inconveniencing of everyone around them.

    If they meet each other in the aisle and decide to go off into a more open area or out of the way corner to continue their conversation, far fewer people would take issue.

    Instead, often, two people will block an entire aisle, oblivious to everyone around them. Hence the meme.

    stillwater ,

    This still sounds like it’s coming from some bitter Ignatius J. Reilly type.

    gamermanh ,
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    Because basement dwellers are famous for going out to public places and experiencing a common annoyance

    stillwater ,

    That book was written before the internet existed, all he did was go outside and blow up silly little social situations into crises.

    If internet neckbeards added anything, it was pretending like they actually ventured outside to experience these situations from the safety of the comment sections so they could justify their petty little Two Minute Hate sessions.

    VoxAdActa ,
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    You're totally right, that makes me feel so much better about having to wait idly for the next 19 minutes rather than get my shopping done. They're not in my way, they're connecting! I should try to connect with them, too!

    Wow, they left. Why don't they want to connect anymore?

    ShustOne ,

    Such a weird take. Just say excuse me or I need to get through. Very easy. People aren’t mind readers and they aren’t purposely trying to make your life harder.

    DudePluto ,

    Seriously what the hell is going on in this thread. Think everyone should take a deep breath and realize that we all make mistakes and inconvenience each other sometimes, but most of us will also correct our mistake if it’s brought to our attention

    VoxAdActa ,
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    but most of us will also correct our mistake if it’s brought to our attention

    Most of us will literally never make that "mistake" because we're aware that other people exist, even when nobody's standing next to us screaming "HEY, I EXIST! CAN YOU TAKE THAT INTO ACCOUNT PLEASE?"

    VoxAdActa ,
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    People aren’t mind readers and they aren’t purposely trying to make your life harder.

    Oh, now I get it. They just don't even notice or acknowledge the existence of other people unless someone reminds them that such mythical beings exist.

    Yeah, you're right, I'm much more sympathetic to them now. They're not mean, they're just amazingly self-centered and oblivious!

    ShustOne ,

    Hey man if you want to read every interaction in the worst possible light that’s on you. I think most people aren’t some narcissistic machine invented to inflict maximum social damage to poor little 6’5" guys.

    VoxAdActa ,
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    Hey man if you want to read every interaction in the worst possible light that’s on you.

    Please suggest to me a better way to read an interaction in which someone in a very crowded public place just happens to forget that the possibility exists that another human might also need to get down that aisle. "Oopsie doodle! I forgot I was surrounded by a hundred people who would really rather get this chore done as fast as possible! Again! Silly me!"

    Give me a charitable interpretation of that person who doesn't take even a split second to consider anyone else in their environment without having to be verbally admonished.

    ShustOne ,

    “Sometimes I get really excited when I see a friend and don’t realize I’m blocking the way.” That’s how people think. No malice. I hope this helps you see another way to read a slight inconvenience instead of Ultra Gigachad Malice Narcissist Blocker 5000.

    VoxAdActa ,
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    What mental disorder does this fall into?

    This is totally bouncing off of me. How can a person, in a public space, surrounded at all times by other people, just forget they exist for any amount of time, for any reason? They're fucking everywhere. They're breathing, they're talking, their cart wheels are squeaking, the footsteps from their rubber-soled shoes are echoing off the hard tile floors, how do your senses just stop registering any of that?

    ShustOne ,

    I’m glad you are very considerate and have never made a mistake when excited about something before. Good for you friend.

    VoxAdActa ,
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    I’m glad you are very considerate and have never made a mistake when excited about something before. Good for you friend.

    I'm serious, though. How do you make that "mistake"? How do you get so excited that you completely tunnel-vision out the simultaneous existence of hundreds of people? That's absolutely in no way neurotypical.

    Sotuanduso ,

    “Oh hey, my friend is in this aisle, and I don’t see anybody else here, so no harm in talking.”

    Not their fault if after that they’re too distracted talking to notice someone walk past the aisle, looking in to see that it’s blocked, and choosing to go around instead of saying “excuse me.”

    ParsnipWitch ,

    For someone who expects constant awareness for other people you are incredibly un-aware and unfriendly about other people.

    VoxAdActa ,
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    Yes, I am incredibly unfriendly when I'm trying to get my shit done. I want to be out of that place as fast as fucking possible. I don't want to linger, I don't want to chat, and I sure as fuck have never in my life been so distracted that a hundred other moving, talking people just vanished completely from my awareness. Is that some kind of ADHD thing? Some manifestation of executive dysfunction, like always being late and never letting anyone else talk in a conversation if they can't actively shout over you?

    ParsnipWitch ,

    It’s interesting that you see someone having a talk and not being a 100 % aware of their surroundings at that moment as “self-centred”. Believing that everyone all the time should be aware of you and move out of the way for you in a hurry so you aren’t inconvenienced for even a second also comes off as quite self-centred.

    VoxAdActa ,
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    It's not just me. If I was literally the only other person in the store, sure, I could understand that, they thought they were alone, they weren't expecting to encounter anyone else.

    How the fuck do you just stop being aware of an entire seething mass of other humans flowing around you?

    DirkMcCallahan , in zoom zoom

    Or like the fly that gets into your car right before you set off on an 8 hour road trip.

    tatiz_tsundere , in How are you guys feeling?
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    DirkMcCallahan , in Absolutely delicious

    This is why I always find a way to decline dinner invitations.

    KarlBarqs , in Business Models

    Remember, being paid minimum wage means that they’d pay you less if they could get away with it!

    SeaJ , in stfu

    Don’t go powering people’s dogs without getting an okay from owner. You don’t know how friendly or skittish the dog is.

    BigPapaE , in Sometimes I bring mine when traveling.

    Opposite for me haha. Some of those hotel towels put in work

    HiddenLayer5 , in Sadly True

    When the test ends and suddenly you remember the answer to that one question.

    Worst feeling I’ve had in my academic career, bar none.

    30isthenew29 , in OMG

    It’s been so long…

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    since i asked them quitely if i could get past them please

    erogenouswarzone ,
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    Praise Satan for grocery delivery and pickup. No more memorizing a store or searching for an hour for that one little thing. No more women getting creeped out for no other reason than you’re a man in a grocery store. As if, beach - no one wants to fuck you.

    variants ,

    I feel like theres more to the story when you say ‘women getting creeped out’

    SilentStorms ,

    No kidding. If you think you’re creeping out women by being “a man in a grocery store” there’s something off about either your behaviour or your perception of the world.

    erogenouswarzone ,
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    Nah man, not in my parts. Women shop, men hunt. I don’t play that way.

    BanMeAgainIWontStop ,

    This reads like an infomercial 🤣

    It’s really not that bad, nobody is creeped out by dudes, it’s in your head.

    radix , (edited )
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    Store associates (and their little stock search devices) exist so you don’t have to memorize the store or search for an hour. Just ask them a question, that’s literally their edit: our job.

    Voyajer , in Saviours of humanity
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    The AI panel would be more accurate if it very confidently gave some terrible advice.

    0x2d ,

    this is what I got from ChatGPT:

    To protect your farm from extreme heat, consider these steps:

    1. Provide Shade: Set up temporary shade structures for crops and animals.
    2. Mulching: Apply organic mulch around plants to retain moisture and cool the soil.
    3. Watering: Increase irrigation frequency during hotter periods to keep soil moisture consistent.
    4. Time Watering: Water plants early in the morning or late in the evening to reduce evaporation.
    5. Drip Irrigation: Install drip systems to target roots directly, minimizing water loss.
    6. Cover Crops: Plant cover crops to protect soil from direct sun exposure and prevent evaporation.
    7. Select Resilient Crops: Choose heat-resistant crop varieties suitable for your region.
    8. Soil Health: Maintain healthy soil with compost and organic matter to improve water retention.
    9. Windbreaks: Plant windbreaks like trees or shrubs to reduce heat and wind effects.
    10. Manage Livestock: Provide ample shade and access to water for animals, and adjust feeding schedules to cooler times.

    Remember that local conditions can vary, so adapting these strategies to your specific situation is crucial.

    edit: fix formatting

    Johanno ,

    But chatgpt! How shall I water litteral square kilometers of farmland? There is no water left in the ground!

    Polydextrous , in If lemmy was a drug what would it be?

    Boys: is checking your email basically drugs?

    IceMan ,

    You may as well do meth

    Mercival ,

    I mean whether you’re checking your email, or not, just go do some meth. Your body will thank me later.

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